MRW my boss walks in my office and I have to pretend I’m doing work.6yr ⋅ mr_hacker_man ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I just finished my presentation on how the uneven vibrations caused by applause may cause earthquakes. AND THE FUCKING IDIOTS START CLAPPING.6yr ⋅ ThatNordicGuy ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I take the cookies out of the oven but forget spray down the baking sheet beforehand6yr ⋅ Scaulbylausis ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm a delivery driver for CVS Prime Now and a customer asks for a receipt upon delivery and they also want to tip me but I'm not allowed to accept cash tips so he tries to chase me down and forcibly tip me but I am too swift6yr ⋅ ronmerryquiver ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I call Verizon because I'm having difficulties sending texts but I'm errantly transferred to their billing department6yr ⋅ Orbalisks ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW my girlfriend and I haven't had sex in a long time and she tells me to start slow6yr ⋅ dokkuni ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
When I ask my friend with Parkinson's how big the fish he caught was6yr ⋅ comacow02 ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW my daughter asks what Squidward's name would be if he were a cow6yr ⋅ threebloodynails ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I hear about the rising number of STD cases after dance class6yr ⋅ Scaulbylausis ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW my Mexican friend asks for advice about how much cheese to get6yr ⋅ dontnormally ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW someone bets me if they can flip me over a table I will tell them who the creator of The Simpsons is but I don't know how to spell his name.6yr ⋅ TownIdiot25 ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm riding in my brother's pile-of-junk car and we are driving on an extremely bumpy road, and I want to state my concerns although I am notorious for calling car components by slightly off names5yr ⋅ XelNecra ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm a famous australian composer but I forget I'm performing in New York6yr ⋅ grexior ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW my girlfriend tells me she put my drum stick in her pussy but it gets mixed up with my friend's drum sticks and we can't tell which one it is.6yr ⋅ Twisted_Logic ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I ask my doctor what's wrong with me and he says I have Alzheimer's7yr ⋅ barfsoda ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW the tempo of the song I'm listening to syncs up with the turn signal of the car in front of me6yr ⋅ Orbalisks ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW my deaf friend asks me what time it is. But I don't know sign language, and its 8:54.7yr ⋅ GrilledCheez00 ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I have a medical condition that makes my head inflate if I don't move it for 6 seconds7yr ⋅ F-O ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
When the guy you crucified three days ago walks in front of you at the market.6yr ⋅ Tipex ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW my friends want details about the date I had last night.6yr ⋅ privateidahow ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW the barber finishes cutting my hair and asks me if the back looks okay but I don’t realize he’s going to give me a mirror to make seeing it easier5yr ⋅ ScrunchJeans ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW my friend is naming the 7 Deadly Sins: a Lust, a Gluttony, an Envy, a Wrath, a Sloth, and a Pride but can't remember the last one6yr ⋅ Scaulbylausis ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm watching a public execution but the axeman can't figure out where to strike the prisoner, and is looking to me for a hint.6yr ⋅ FuglytheBear ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I spot a laughing gas leak across the room and realize we need to evacuate immediately7yr ⋅ CanadianGladiator ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I live in Okic, Nebraska and someone asks how to spell the city I live in6yr ⋅ lyyphe23 ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I pay $35 for a replica of the Declaration of Independence but they put the price sticker directly on the paper6yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm at the supermarket and I finally find the lettuce I've been searching for6yr ⋅ GenestealerUK ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I wake up with a stiff neck but am still optimistic about the day6yr ⋅ cruzazulfan007 ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I get a speeding ticket for going 40 MPH over the speed limit in a neighborhood6yr ⋅ BillytheMagicToilet ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm Italian and someone asks me what Xbox's online service is called6yr ⋅ ampish ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW My boyfriend finally agrees to cum swapping but in the heat of the moment forgets what to do next6yr ⋅ cementshoes457 ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I find out my new webcam has eyebrow controlled zoom7yr ⋅ imcidrainesbitch ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW there's an invisible ghost haunting the retirement home that is sexually attracted to older ladies and it's my turn to take one for the team and give him a handy6yr ⋅ Slowface ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I hit puberty and I tried masturbating for the first time6yr ⋅ CosbysSleepyTimeTea ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I caught my Girlfriend giving head to an evil clown and she asks me why I'm mad6yr ⋅ redditsucksdiscs ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW my email says that the file I am trying to attach is too big6yr ⋅ yunglist ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW the nurse who delivered my son is vigorously massaging his scrotum and confirms that he has both testicles6yr ⋅ ILOVEYABADMOMO ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW my dad tells me he is gonna let me be murdered to save all of mankind from their sins.6yr ⋅ loganater186 ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I've got bills coming up and remember my grandpa used to get money out of my ears5yr ⋅ Insidious00 ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW my mom is looking at an old family photo and keeps mistaking me for the twin standing on the left6yr ⋅ Slowface ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm the Sun and the person responsible for naming the days of the week is hesitant in naming one after me.6yr ⋅ upsidedownies ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I tell my boys I'll give $10k to the first person who puts their whole hand in my mouth.6yr ⋅ Bro-mo_sah-bee ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW my friend really enjoyed The Green Mile and wants to see another Stephen King movie, but he really doesn't like clowns6yr ⋅ Sex_E_Searcher ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW somehow asks me what 255 is in binary and I have to be very explicit because they are dumb.6yr ⋅ ampish ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I've been told countless times that my helmet is electrified, but I have a terrible memory.6yr ⋅ Tilley441 ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm a door-to-door pogo stick salesman, but the person inside can't hear me knocking, because he's singing to himself in the mirror.7yr ⋅ fakecakez ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW sniffing my buddy's ass makes me grow an invisible Unicorn horn that gives me sexual stimulation when I grab it6yr ⋅ istoleurface1789 ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW my wife and I are trying to find a parking spot in Los Angeles.6yr ⋅ SupposablyAtTheZoo ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm Chris Brown and a witch makes me white and my girlfriend a midget8yr ⋅ j0be ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I’m fresh out of nipple removal surgery and I start getting phantom itching which triggers PTSD and causes me to miss my nipples, leaving me wanting to feel where they were once again6yr ⋅ ermrick ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I have anger issues, short-term memory loss, and a speech impediment at the same time7yr ⋅ dogpicsrandomthreads ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm playing hangman with a friend and it looks like: A U S T R A L - A and I try to tell the last remaining letter in a question form5yr ⋅ owterash ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW someone asks what would a waiter carrying invisible plates even look like?6yr ⋅ lyyphe23 ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I switched bodies with a body builder, and I am now realizing what happened.7yr ⋅ SequenceOfNumbers ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I love tennis but they’ve decided to replace the ball with a hamster.6yr ⋅ pm-me-uranus ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
When my wife says we can try anal if I put on the Superman suit. (X-post r/analogygifs)7yr ⋅ k4rm4tt4ck ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW my wife and I are about to try some Harry Potter roleplay and she wants to be my godfather but I think it's creepy and tell her she can't but she insists and is already not letting me call her by her real name6yr ⋅ drislands ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I tell my girlfriend I haven't busted a nut in a long time and she doesnt believe me7yr ⋅ Dexilles ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I come home to find my whole family slaughtered by a vicious beast6yr ⋅ F-O ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I was born blind and developed a lisp that makes it to where I pronounce w as r but only the last word in the sentence, then a Confederate ghost starts haunting me.6yr ⋅ hisoandso ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I have to take a break from selling tires to dish out some justice against the repressed.6yr ⋅ madd74 ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm at the State of the Union address and I glance at the mirror on my left and see that the guy behind me has no idea how to clap6yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm strangling an evil bush in my yard and I let my guard down for a second7yr ⋅ Desktop_Account ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW my dick gets torn off in an accident and the doctor asks if I want it sewn back on6yr ⋅ TheZor ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm stuck on the trampoline with terrible vertigo and my kids threaten to bounce it out of me.6yr ⋅ setfaeserstostun ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I discover my new superpower: every time I nod, I grow 2x in size.7yr ⋅ cpatane ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW my wife walks into the bathroom right as I'm getting out of the shower7yr ⋅ pbmax542 ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW my grandfather with Parkinson's asks me to have a beer with him6yr ⋅ Scaulbylausis ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW a small child keeps asking me if I know about the book with the scary clown in it6yr ⋅ Firebolt60 ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm shitting out meats of various sizes and types, and a particularly large bratwurst is next up to bat7yr ⋅ break_me_down ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I see my dog has something in his mouth and I gotta make sure it's all good7yr ⋅ godelbrot ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW someone tells me I can get rid of hiccups by holding my breath5yr ⋅ Scaulbylausis ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I stab something and absorb its silver power, and by doing so, release my inner souls8yr ⋅ FredFerd ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm in the theater about to watch Cars 2 and somebody claiming to be me from the future knocks my food to the floor and says you'll thank me later5yr ⋅ Julian_Williams ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW my pet starts to undergo mitosis, so I rush to the vet, but by the time I get there it's too late.6yr ⋅ deadstone ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW a wizard has turned me into a crab, but I still have to save my mom from the assassin trying to poison her.7yr ⋅ Paul_Char ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I go downstairs on a frosty morning to find a clear windshield5yr ⋅ crustylog ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I just finish helping my friend bathe his three cats and he asks which one is my favorite.6yr ⋅ Morbanth ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I am watching a gripping movie in film class and I have an itch on my ankle5yr ⋅ riegspsych325 ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW an invisible clown is trying to kiss me but I won’t let him.6yr ⋅ Benyed123 ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW a guy posts on Facebook about being newly single and my girlfriend likes it so I want to confront her but I'm gonna go play football first6yr ⋅ thaFalkon ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW it's my job to hammer in a wooden post but I forgot my hammer at home and have to use my hand and I'm thinking about an awesome tennis match I saw.5yr ⋅ pswii360i ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW a friend asks me why my other friend is always scratching her breasts.6yr ⋅ galanomichael ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW me and my friend go to Chuck E Cheese's and my friend decides to play that mole game but he doesn't know what to do with the hammer so I have to explain to him how to hit the moles with the hammer6yr ⋅ dethmstr ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW my dickhead friend keeps insisting I gift him his favorite Pixar movie about an old man with a house attached to balloons5yr ⋅ Pts_Out_Ppl_Who_Fuck ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I realize my eye movement controls are in my lower lip6yr ⋅ various_extinctions ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW my friends are busy checking out some ass and don't acknowledge my fresh new look5yr ⋅ GrilledCheez00 ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW we are playing Simon Says and the instruction is Cover your mouth7yr ⋅ nygiants656 ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW it's my first day back to work after broken dick surgery6yr ⋅ 918273645111 ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I am training for a marathon but I accidentally super glued my chest to the floor6yr ⋅ somedude83 ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm a pink grape left out in the sun for an extended period of time6yr ⋅ ExcitingSituation ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I’m giving John Malkovich an award for starring in ‘Being John Malkovich’5yr ⋅ Scaulbylausis ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW my friend asks me to do hand gestures that represent these words in order: binoculars, horizontal, hang loose, and antidisestablishmentarianism5yr ⋅ thaFalkon ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW we realize the dog in our ship has been the source of rabies6yr ⋅ owterash ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I get visited by a ghost who claims he only visits liberals and mistakenly thinks I'm a liberal6yr ⋅ VerticalH ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
mrw my balls are stuck to my leg at the club and my friend distracts everyone with his bird impression8yr ⋅ guygoald ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW my bitch of a stepmother leaves me in charge of her funeral arrangements5yr ⋅ Scaulbylausis ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW When my little boy says that there should be plants with elongated trunks that support branches and, oftentimes, leaves.5yr ⋅ tcalhoon ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I am so frustrated by my children's puzzle book that I forget the name of the guy I'm looking for7yr ⋅ BigPoopBreakfast ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs