Mfw I realize that vinegar and baking soda is a poor mouthwash substitute.3yr ⋅ PM_meASelfie ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW my friend who's slightly shorter than me comes riding up to me in their Heelys and asks me what the atomic symbol for potassium is but I try not to look at him cause he ugly as fuck9yr ⋅ hiLAWLious ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm a garbage man and a curse turns me into a bear, but I can't afford to miss work tonight.9yr ⋅ Toondays ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm on the tilt-a-whirl and I spot my staring contest arch rival in one of the other cars.3yr ⋅ obviously_oblivious ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm at a business rave but a malevolent alien takes the form of a clown and starts killing and eating children5yr ⋅ shmehdit ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I accidentaly wear my satellite linked vibrating panties to dinner at his parents house when our cat at home starts playing with the remote.5yr ⋅ SleepyMarijuanaut92 ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm using the bathroom stall and someone crawls under7yr ⋅ mista_awesomeness ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
When your emo mate rocks up to the club confident in the way he's expressing himself4yr ⋅ BlueLikeYou22 ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW the Thanksgiving turkey is burned but my favorite song is playing in the background4yr ⋅ Scaulbylausis ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I’m at my friends house and his sister walks out the bathroom in a towel5yr ⋅ TheDarkeOfNight ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm a first generation Asian-American high school student and my report card comes back with undesired results7yr ⋅ tyl93 ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I've been transformed by my best friend's girlfriend into a cat, but I make it back just in time to stop my bro from drinking the poisoned drink she made him6yr ⋅ tonyboy516 ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I somehow become Kim Jong-un and declare war on South Korea.5yr ⋅ SleepyMarijuanaut92 ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW my friend tells me smoking sends me back 5 seconds in time9yr ⋅ CaptainSkull22 ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm a Lvl 40 green slime with +20 physical resistance, vs a pair of Lvl 4 spellcasters who just ran out of MP.9yr ⋅ DirtyDoog ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm a millennial and I go onto TikTok to see what the kids are up to2yr ⋅ kabukistar ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
When I tell my roommate to pick up some WD-40 cause the door is making an annoying noise and he asks what kind of noise is it making?8yr ⋅ _BindersFullOfWomen_ ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW my friend and I pretend our hands are opposite poled magnets.2yr ⋅ Wright2k ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I get drunk at H.R. Giger's Halloween party while dressed as a Borg and fall into the apple-bobbing tank3yr ⋅ myfajahas400children ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I have a powerful magnet embedded in my fist and I visit the South Korean School for Children with High Iron Diets9yr ⋅ THEJAZZMUSIC ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW im caught in the crossfire of the empire and the rebels but im trying to play it cool7yr ⋅ VLEPNW ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I’m a rebellious teenager trying to grow my hair out and my hypocritical father won’t stand for it and keeps trying to cut it.2yr ⋅ Wright2k ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm waiting to murder someone in their shower but I can't find my knife9yr ⋅ I_AM_A_GLADIATOR_AMA ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MFW I am Batman and I just finished a 30 min bathroom session after a weekend of nothing but Redbull, Slurpees and Cheetos7yr ⋅ KGSupreme ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW my friend doesn't believe I can break my nose with one finger7yr ⋅ jrich96 ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I read one simple trick online that says you can blow on your finger tips, rub your hands together, wiggle your fingers, and touch your penis to enlarge it9yr ⋅ BammaLamb ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I login to a website that I don't want to continually login to each time I visit.5yr ⋅ gallow737 ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I live in a parallel universe where humans evolved into cats or something2yr ⋅ Trowj ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I don't want to get caught smoking weed in school, so I do edibles instead.4yr ⋅ SleepyMarijuanaut92 ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I am an animated picture but I have to finish my sentences with the letter T3yr ⋅ paspalum55 ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
My reaction when I wake up in the morning and find my pants on the floor exactly where I took them off last night!4yr ⋅ Eienkei ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW somebody asks which superhero I am but I absolutely under no circumstances can let them know that I'm the Hulk6yr ⋅ Squorlple ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I finish my degree and now I have to enter the real world6yr ⋅ Scaulbylausis ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
When my friend and I are discussing our favorite herbs and we get to parsley, sage and rosemary, but it feels like we're forgetting one1yr ⋅ enbyswag100 ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
When the Eharmony© account ask if you have any special talents5yr ⋅ PantsStanly ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW my girlfriend asks me what happened to her unopened pack of gum7yr ⋅ ShadowFire96 ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I remember how good the spaghetti I ate last night was and so I find myself pretending to be eating it again. But then I realize that I never ate delicious spaghetti, the entire thing was just a dream.9yr ⋅ thebestisyetocome ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I’m a construction worker on a new skyrise and my coworker stabs me in the back2yr ⋅ siz3thr33 ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I hate the color yellow, and I'm convinced I destroyed every yellow item on Earth.7yr ⋅ App1e5auce ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm a pirate and my AC is broken and someone asks who the main character of the bible is8yr ⋅ Raizerback45 ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW my therapist asks why I keep engaging in self-destructive behavior5yr ⋅ IUMaestro ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW one of my friends gives me another surprise moob grab and my other friends laugh but I try to act like it didn't phase me3yr ⋅ MandrewTheMan ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm Donald Trump's debate coach and he asks me to help him with facial expressions6yr ⋅ myfajahas400children ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW color blue pisses me off, but I'm on the show and can't throw a tantrum7yr ⋅ LordGuru ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I've entered a blind tasting competition of global chicken varieties4yr ⋅ judok ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm Hitler and someone asks me what number comes before a googolplex9yr ⋅ desleaunoi ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MFW I start my kickass guitar solo just as the aliens activate the microchip in my brain and command me to kill my family, but I try to resist their control9yr ⋅ zvxqykhg ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I find out the house is haunted, seconds away from signing the lease.4yr ⋅ SleepyMarijuanaut92 ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW someone tells me pouring coke on my face will make my boobs bigger8yr ⋅ jfb1337 ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm a general practitioner and an overweight patient of mine asks what level of obesity they've reached2yr ⋅ palmerry ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I ride a magic rope swing which finally cures me of the extra black arm I was born with9yr ⋅ down_vote_magnet ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW my babysitter asks what to do when my kid has cold feet7yr ⋅ various_extinctions ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm on the run from the cops and people ask me what I'm doing in town but I'm not proficient with irregular verb tenses.8yr ⋅ MikeTheBum ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I’m a 13 year old Albino with Progeria and I just bought a plasma lamp from Spencer’s.3yr ⋅ Wright2k ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm a masochist, and as I'm playing with myself I purposely grip one of my balls at exactly the same time as I finish.2yr ⋅ someauthor ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm getting frustrated at my nearly deaf grandma who keeps asking my who won the race between me and my cousin Avery9yr ⋅ seanthemonster ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm a palm reader, veering on the Edge of sanity, after getting caught up reading my own, trying to Copeland with reality.4yr ⋅ SleepyMarijuanaut92 ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm getting the fog off my window and the highschool girls in the car next to me think I'm trying to get their attention4yr ⋅ floodums ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW my friend's matching outfit triggers my PTSD from the accident that ended my Olympic Ice Skating career.7yr ⋅ IMAROBOTLOL ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm a dog breeder and go to secretly wake up my favourite dog, but she gets a little too excited to see me2yr ⋅ PapaNixon ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I’m Dana White and somebody tells me that they plan of having sex with an unwell bird of prey from the Accipitridae Genus.1yr ⋅ No-Examination-4621 ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm the CO of a regiment of slavs who cant march and I have to organize a show of force though squatting instead7yr ⋅ scribbles33 ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW my mom gets back home with her fiance so I hide in my room because I'm socially awkward but I just remembered I left a frozen pizza in the oven and theres only 2 minutes until the timer goes off7yr ⋅ nojoswag ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm at a concert with the GF and I get super into it but she's only kind of into it but the person in front of us is too close and also a head of lettuce.10yr ⋅ bringerofjustus ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm eating Lunch and remember that my wife told me PB&Js require an immediate staring competition.4yr ⋅ chumptrashh ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW we're Jaeger pilots in Pacific Rim and the kaiju asks Who's a good boy?7yr ⋅ lalakingmalibog ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm coughing from a joint with Ariel, and it's her friend's turn who I've just met.5yr ⋅ SleepyMarijuanaut92 ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW when I'm a Karate dance sleeper cell sent to destroy Ellen and my trigger is Pennywise.5yr ⋅ TheHerpSalad ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm a colonist invited to dinner with Native Americans in 16213yr ⋅ Slowface ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
TRW I show my penis on my audition and they didn't expect it to be so big9yr ⋅ MiigPT ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I’m Sean Connery and I’ve been cast as Harry’s uncle in Harry Potter, but you don’t believe me, saying I’m too bad-tempered and unfriendly for this role.1yr ⋅ remainsofthegrapes ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I finally succeed at firing a bullet all the way around the world and back, and I'm pumped as hell about it7yr ⋅ Walter_Bishop_PhD ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW someone tells me a spooky floating neon sign that is only visible when no one is looking at it is on my left4yr ⋅ ManchesterUtd ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW My African-American friend gives me permission to use a Forbidden word, but I'm having trouble remebering what it is4yr ⋅ TheBlueKirby ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm a German scientist from 1938, and I want to travel 8 years into the future so I don't have to deal with the war as I secretly hate Nazis but I type 80 by mistake, and land in the US and because no one understands German the situation gets totally out of control.6yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW it's my first day as a train conductor and I accidentally switch to the left railway3yr ⋅ Slowface ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I get into an argument with my brother and I overreact to get him in trouble.5yr ⋅ SleepyMarijuanaut92 ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW my friend asks me how he can represent 1.41421356237 squared shorter1yr ⋅ Sneaky-iwni- ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm starving but I have to wait for my wife to finish up with her swim meet before we can go have dinner.8yr ⋅ neodymiumPUSSYmagnet ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I trained in wrestling for 10 years in order to get revenge on the man who murdered my wife. But he got plastic surgery to hide is identity and the only thing I know is that his new name is Stan, and I think that he's the man standing in front of me.3yr ⋅ Macbeefy ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm a Sith Lord overseeing the construction of the new Death Star and a member of the Rebel Alliance attempts to blow me up from close range using a modified HH-15 Missile Launcher8yr ⋅ obadetona ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm doing P90X and need to switch to highly modified push-ups.5yr ⋅ InstagramLincoln ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW Father Time Appears and Tells Me I Got Old, but Softens the Blow by Giving Me My Beloved Childhood Hot Wheels1yr ⋅ LordPizzaParty ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I see the winner of the annual outdoor best fitting suit competition I wasn't formally invited to this year for some reason but couldn't help myself skoping out the competition for when I undoubtedly get to participate again next year.7yr ⋅ nota10yrold ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm choking, and my friend gives me the heimlich maneuver, but it dislodges out the other end.4yr ⋅ SleepyMarijuanaut92 ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW my musician friend accidentally mistakes me for their instrument.4yr ⋅ Wright2k ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW my 'Sustainable Design' professor makes the entire class print out three 50-page readings6yr ⋅ MisterUltimate ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm working as a security guard and a famous rapper asks me what I'm going to do if a certain controversial former comedian shows up at his concert.1yr ⋅ Alfahanen ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I remember at the last second that I'm not wearing a condom9yr ⋅ BammaLamb ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW When I'm browsing reddit and a post with a controversial title appears in my feed but the comments point out what is really going on and are mostly rational and compassionate1yr ⋅ hornwalker ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm in a Halloween themed meeting, and I try to warn my Supervisor of a deadly spider under his collar, but the venom has already kicked in.3yr ⋅ SleepyMarijuanaut92 ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm trying to coach a football game, my wife keeps blowing me kisses, and starts getting mad when I don't blow any back so I have to make up for all the ones I missed when no one is watching.9yr ⋅ dakunism ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW my friend is getting eaten alive by a confetti monster and I have to end her suffering.6yr ⋅ WoobyWiott ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I love the scent my Dad leaves on the back of the dining chair, so I rush to get a fresh wif.4yr ⋅ SleepyMarijuanaut92 ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I join forces with Charlie Murphy to fight Bane, but Bane knows our alliance won't last1yr ⋅ Hyro0o0 ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm 4 years old and my best friend wants to play but I just became CEO of a major corporation and don't have the time anymore7yr ⋅ Slowface ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
mrw when I am making a movie that is too shitty to be backed by paramount pictures7yr ⋅ harryharry34 ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm cursed by a witch to laugh forever, but she accidentally tells me I can reverse it bly clapping7yr ⋅ SirVelocifaptor ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I am a dog, and my owner shakes a bag of Pedigree to get me up from my lazy slumber.3yr ⋅ SleepyMarijuanaut92 ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW someone keeps asking me what my four favourite letters of the alphabet are, and I finally cave in and tell them.9yr ⋅ snooper_sand_legend ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
