MRW I'm making a new character in DarkSouls and messing around with the tone sliders7yr ⋅ King-Slime ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I have the power to go back 3 seconds in time by snapping my fingers and I really like the sound of revving motorcycles4yr ⋅ cpatane ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I have diarrhea while walking down the sidewalk and feel another squirt coming on but then I see my skinhead friend walk by so I give a quick heil hitler salute4yr ⋅ JohnnyCharles ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I see a bumblebee and I'm happy that it's doing well, but then my friend tells me it's a wasp and I have to scare it away.6yr ⋅ wi297 ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I go to the doctor to figure out why my shoulder locks at a 90 degree angle when I'm not confused4yr ⋅ TheRealKingCole ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW someone says they stole my mustache and I don't believe them9yr ⋅ salisburymistake ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm smiling for my school photo but then the cameraman reminds me that I've had amnesia for 20 years and we need to get back to the threesome scene we're filming.3yr ⋅ Mystrandir ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I accidentally hit the translate Italian phrases to English button on my ABBA karaoke machine5yr ⋅ Dob-is-Hella-Rad ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm a wizard who curses people with blindness until they ejaculate, and even then they'll have to squint to see well7yr ⋅ various_extinctions ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm comparing different shades of black lipstick.3yr ⋅ SleepyMarijuanaut92 ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW somebody asks me why all my beverages are at room temperature5yr ⋅ UNHOLY_SHIT ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW my brain Cells succumb after my high ass realises Grape Jelly and Mayonnaise don't go very well together.4yr ⋅ SleepyMarijuanaut92 ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW someone asks me which interstate freeway was named first3yr ⋅ SecularMantis ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I’m an ex-convict recently released from prison and I’ve turned my life around, got a gym membership and found a friend that I spot for but Due to lack of social practices I’m terrible at small talk.3yr ⋅ Wright2k ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW My taxi driver asks where I drowned those kids and if they're still alive.7yr ⋅ Ewanbb ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW when my roommate confides in me that his friends and family and bullied him for years because he only ever wears one set of clothes1yr ⋅ motherffucker ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW a post opened up for a rodent exterminator but I’ve been out of work for awhile and my resume is out of date so I have to make some corrections but I’m so excited for the prospect of my dream job.1yr ⋅ Wright2k ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I go to put my dentures in but I mistakenly grab some wind-up chattering teeth5yr ⋅ thaFalkon ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I spot a mosquito in front of me and I try to kill it but I'm kind of engrossed in the ending of the movie and everyone around me notices my poor aim and helps me out4yr ⋅ AudaciousChap ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I found the last Cheeto after thinking I ate them all, and it's abnormally big.3yr ⋅ SleepyMarijuanaut92 ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I show up to the interview at Circle K with my Square K hat.3yr ⋅ SleepyMarijuanaut92 ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm Kevin Spacey seeking explicit instructions to advance my relationship with my young colleagues4yr ⋅ Volvulus ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I have to take a shit in public and the guy in front of me has been on the toilet for 11 minutes6yr ⋅ dyllanbustos ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW the top half of my head is a wood-burning stove and I have to wear a helmet all the time to control the heat and smoke but helmets are uncomfortable to me so I’m perpetually unhappy.1yr ⋅ Wright2k ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW me, a robot, sees a cute robot on a crowded bus, moves closer, gets rejected, and leaves, embarrassed2yr ⋅ kprml ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm late for dinner because the party store had a sale on cardboard cutouts of Patrick Stewart.3yr ⋅ PM_meASelfie ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I’m in a bilingual German-English band called “Und, My Boy” but my German pronunciation is terrible1yr ⋅ hornwalker ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW my friend Ribs asks to hold my baby so I let him but then I feel jealous because my baby is acting nicer to Ribs than me3yr ⋅ MandrewTheMan ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I blow my chance on a popular gameshow, my parents kick me out and I have to resort to selling drugs for a living3yr ⋅ spirgnob ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I’m holding two magnets in my hands and I’m showing my friends.3yr ⋅ Wright2k ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I’m a necrophiliac who has been practicing necromancy and I finally learned how to raise the dead.2yr ⋅ Wright2k ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm banned from the hotel pool and my friend is on the diving board taunting me.3yr ⋅ Very_Talentless ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I’m at my local bar’s trivia night pounding ooze tubes and the trivia master asks what the most common use for ethylene glycol is.2yr ⋅ Wright2k ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW my friends and I are trapped in a house with a maniacal serial killer who won't feed us until someone masturbates, but he'll immediately kill the person who masturbates7yr ⋅ annnaphase ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
When my Dad asks me what the name of Jordan Peele's directorial debut is.2yr ⋅ gglynn00 ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
My technical drawing teacher's reaction after looking at my work4yr ⋅ various_extinctions ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW we're Jaeger pilots in Pacific Rim and we have to dodge a kaiju's punches7yr ⋅ lalakingmalibog ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW my wife tries to tell me that the lights downstairs are on, but I know for a fact I turned them off before I came up.5yr ⋅ bobbydigital_ftw ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm a neckbeard watching a basketball game for Pret College and then during halftime the school's dancers put on a show4yr ⋅ notsure500 ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW the pop music duo known as The Menu Boys, who have been struggling with anorexia for many years, finally get professional help to get rid of their eating disorder and begin to add some mass to their lanky frames.3yr ⋅ Thunder_Duckling ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm a white girl and need a reminder as to what kind of decorations I wanted to buy for my apartment2yr ⋅ PapaNixon ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW when our my dad asks me and my sisters if we've brushed our teeth today9yr ⋅ lulzmachine ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm about to change into a werewolf but I still need to finish my cardio.6yr ⋅ ghostofthecosmos ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW One of my drug mules tries to escape from my cocaine empire.8yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
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MRW my body explodes but I still really want to go to the club8yr ⋅ ajchann123 ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW someone asks me 11 yes/no questions and the answers to all of them are the same, but I have to think for a bit about the 3rd one6yr ⋅ evdog_music ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I’m in Mythology class and someone says the only god that rules the underworld and afterlife is Hades.3yr ⋅ Wright2k ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm a sloth stripper and they wont let me practice my routine8yr ⋅ butiyoga ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I touch the invisibility machine 12 times, which is the number of required times that one must touch the invisibility machine in order to become invisible.8yr ⋅ nobody2000 ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW my friend Jess asks me if I want a couple of beers from the store, but she pronounces Gif as Jif, so I'm messing with her and I'm pronouncing J's as hard G's10mo ⋅ MattNemori ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I enter a Pigeon impression competition and me and my opponent are equally matched5yr ⋅ DavidBruceStandup ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills; I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.4yr ⋅ folkingawesome ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I ask my wife if she put eggs on the grocery list and she answers 'I don't remember'5yr ⋅ totallynormalasshole ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW my friend is telling me all about this exciting new garden fertilizer they just bought that's an all natural byproduct of cows6yr ⋅ ampish ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW my girlfriend asks which 90's CD we should bring on our road trip: Nevermind or Tragic Kingdom.2yr ⋅ notsure500 ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I don't know what a sine wave is and my friend shows me with his dick8yr ⋅ mnemoniker ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
When I am on my way to a cowboy themed party and notice my brother is playing Super Smash and he says he is playing against Peach but he isn’t and I want to correct him without seeming rude so I phrase it as a question.3yr ⋅ AmericanToffee ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW my doctor asks me for a stool sample but I've made an oath to never share it with anyone4yr ⋅ SirAmads ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW my wife won't let me use her deodorant when I run out, but I know she'll pay the price4yr ⋅ MutunusTutunus ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW the men in the production office tell me I could never adapt a Stephen King novel into a film with a female antagonist2yr ⋅ fightswithbears ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I married Helen Keller and she doesn't know what she wants for dinner5yr ⋅ CommercialActuary ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW my mom wants me to join the school band, and suggests that I try out this trumpet without realizing I have an extremely serious allergic reaction to brass.4yr ⋅ otc108 ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
My teeth when I put on my retainer after not wearing it for a month6yr ⋅ lilcrispee ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm Mystique and the strip club says I'm late for work.2yr ⋅ FALSEisALWAYScorrect ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I, a masochist, notice how using the demon eyes trick will get someone to punch me so I use it but then it doesn't work2yr ⋅ pinkGobble ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm waiting for Freddy Mercury to finish his part in 'Under Pressure'.5yr ⋅ Baba_dook_dook_dook ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I look in the mirror and realize that my hat has a dick and a pair of balls on it6yr ⋅ CosbysSleepyTimeTea ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW my deaf friend asks me what time it is. But I don't know sign language, and its 8:54.2yr ⋅ HiediBaird ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm a wizard who knows only one spell which is to make people's right ear deaf7yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW my fellow jazz musician can't keep time and I call them out for missing the cue to improvise on their own while the rest of the group is awkwardly non-confrontational and just want to get off the stage5yr ⋅ IrishIHadAnotherBeer ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
When I'm a stoned drunk mute and start a fire in the kitchen while I try to alert friends4yr ⋅ josh31867 ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW the checkout lady at Target gives me shit for how many bottles of moisturizer I bought8yr ⋅ IntoObsession ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm a Zuckbot and my droid ladyfriend calls me 3PO during sexy time4yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW someone asks to name a random character from Harry Potter but I don't know how to pronounce letter H7yr ⋅ randy05 ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm fighting with a weeaboo and they make a sudden speedy movement with their katana.3yr ⋅ SylvesterRedbarry ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
My 15 year old daughter's reaction and mine after we overhear Golden Showers on the TV and I am waiting for her to ask what that means, but she never asks3yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm at summer camp and my bully makes fun of my profuse sweating and premature baldness in front of my crush so I wait until he's about to do the slackline and then I blow on it to make it shake so he'll fall off.6yr ⋅ touchpadonbackon ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I’m writing a Star Wars script and I finally figure out how to have Palpatine return.1yr ⋅ IncognitoLatino ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm a Flat-Earther trying to enjoy a new life, but I'm not used to dealing with the rotation of a non-saucer-shaped-planet7yr ⋅ Lazermissile ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I pick up my magazine subscription for 'Liquid Hot' when my mother walks in the room and asks me what I'm reading.4yr ⋅ LemoLuke ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I’m ecstatic that my grandpa can no longer torment me after future Don Cheadle gives the go-ahead to cast a spell that glues my grandpa’s lips together6yr ⋅ x1echo ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I say I don't have to swallow, right? and he , says, Yes, you do.8yr ⋅ jknotts ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW my infant son drinks my hyper-speed elixir after I specifically asked him not to and he runs across a field and back in the span of half a second6yr ⋅ Cabbagetroll ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
When my friend asks why I still have a beard after I just borrowed his trimmer.7yr ⋅ rp-Ubermensch ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I love jerking off in close proximity to shattered glass.3yr ⋅ SleepyMarijuanaut92 ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm a construction worker in Houston and my boss won't give me the day off8yr ⋅ IcanYOLOtwice ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I can't beat the final boss in Mortal Kombat with my favourite character5yr ⋅ murphs33 ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW i finally find my plastic arm and can call the search party off4yr ⋅ somebadmeme ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I can make happy people unhappy by biting the inside of my right cheek while sitting behind them7yr ⋅ revaew ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I have to prove r/me_irl wrong by giving my cat 11,453 stern looks, but first I have to jack off to my mum7yr ⋅ soda_party_euw ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm an Olympic diver and I realize I'm at the Winter Olympics.8yr ⋅ industrai ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW someone asks who is the groundskeeper at Hogwarts and I'm happy to answer them but I have a thick French accent1yr ⋅ Ninoxide ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW a movie producer in 2016 and I saw the first test footage for the latest X-men movie and thought the movie looked terrible and would flop so I hold a meeting with the studio and director.4yr ⋅ notsure500 ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW an FBI agent asks me if I can imitate the sound a snake makes.4yr ⋅ palmerry ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I decide I should get high before going upstairs to my bedroom to binge watch some Carl Sagan4yr ⋅ BadPlayers ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW when I'm flying my drone-mounted toothbrush and having I'm having a hard time keeping it steady6yr ⋅ JamesBuffalkill ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
When I'm a chef and the customer wants the steak well done. But I do a mediocre job with it.2yr ⋅ moustache_man ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I get out of a steamy shower to a cool breeze, and let out an absolute slapper of a fart2yr ⋅ EarFap ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
When I ask E.T.’s hot, but unnecessarily aggressive, cousin what the ideal breakfast is.3yr ⋅ TheCouncil1 ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I eat a cake that will turn me into Hitler on his birthday5yr ⋅ icallmydadstranger ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
mrw I'm rummaging through the forest for berries and find a mirror, which gives me the confidence I need to keep going8yr ⋅ ThisIsntMyUsernameHi ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I can't think of a shitty title to go with the gif so I just write this instead but still get to the frontpage.9yr ⋅ whycuthair ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm a mole who grew up near the Chernobyl site, and my mum calls for dinner8yr ⋅ down_vote_magnet ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I’m at a party and someone asks me to do my impression of Aladdin from the 1992 movie.2yr ⋅ Wright2k ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW my pet has an identity crisis and comes to me for help5yr ⋅ various_extinctions ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
