MRW my girlfriend tells me she put my drum stick in her pussy but it gets mixed up with my friend's drum sticks and we can't tell which one it is.

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It's been one year since I made this comment. Nothing has changed.

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For anyone wondering what the actual size of a kiwi is.

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We should follow this proposal to reduce ram raids.

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MRW I can't work out which drum stick smells the nicest.

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Interactive Brokers currently down. This better not happen during squeeze!

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No one slowly walks past me and gets away with it!

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I'm moving next door to a deaf school.

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Short and sweet [GIF]

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My two lvl 50 launchers. Verm dee 12 Pounder and Plenteous Pyrophobia.

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