MRW I call Verizon because I'm having difficulties sending texts but I'm errantly transferred to their billing department
MRW I'm browsing Reddit on my desktop but feel that it's time for my mid-afternoon poop
MRW people try to make plans with me after a long day at work
MRW the hottest girl I know spins the bottle and lets out an audible groan as, miraculously, it lands on me
MRW the tempo of the song I'm listening to syncs up with the turn signal of the car in front of me
When your dress is designed by CVS
She took the midnight train going anywhere
MRW I excitedly tell my wife about how the entire package of cookies I ate was only 320 calories, and she tells me that that number only applies to a serving size of two cookies
MRW the public address system warns that a child predator is loose in the building
The Cassini Satellite's Final Photograph Before Entering Saturn's Atmosphere And Burning Up
MRW a cutscene smoothly transitions into gameplay
MRW my mom asks to borrow my computer to google something then asks oh, what's this?
MRW someone tries to lecture me about the detrimental health effects of gluten
MRW my wife asks me what a dutch oven is
The Stank of Equality
When I parachute onto the same roof as someone else and I quickly grab the only shotgun available
MRW I've refused to turn on the heater this winter in an attempt to save money and I hear my wife heading for the thermostat
My reaction after 5 minutes on r/circleoftrust
MRW a nice couple offers me, a wine snob turned homeless bum, a bottle of merlot
Anakin's dad is his son
MRW I have to ID someone at the pub and I realize that 2000 was 18 years ago
Old Reddit > New Reddit
When the mods tell you that you can only post material that is directly from the prequels
Don't work harder; work smarter
Pro Tip: Lego Hands Are The Perfect Size For Holding Phone Charger Cables
In response to this direct threat to r/prequelmemes, meesa propose that the sub give immediately emergency powers to the Supreme Ewan Submitter u/Diezlk9
When I emerge from the military base after being the only one to loot there
HeLpLeSs ViCtIm HaNgS oN fOr DeAr LiFe
MRW we're told that the Oscars showcase the best films of the year
Time Traveling B-Team Superfan Watching The Rock v. Mankind in 1999
New format; invest?
My reaction the second my shift ends
I'm just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe.
Tiger turning back the clock like only he can
Palpatine reveals he's been controlling the Separatist forces all along [34 BBY]
MRW someone tells me they have no idea which movie won the Academy Award for Best Original Screenplay
MRW the old lady driving in front of me has her turn signal on and slows to a near-stop on a busy road
1 Bitcoin transaction uses over four times as much energy as 100,000 VISA transactions
MRW I'm running alongside a number of players trying to get inside the blue circle, but once inside, I see my opportunity.
MRW we're having a class discussion about dedication, and my well-intentioned friend thinks it would be a smart idea to tell everyone that I have logged over 2,000 hours of playtime on our favorite game
The Ribbon Worm Shoots A Proboscis To Hunt Its Prey
One year ago tomorrow, Place began.
One Year Ago Today
Remember that model that the Bitcoin crowd constantly mocked? Turns out it was pretty much spot on...
MRW I see butters describing how they lost 40% on Verge so they went all in on Tron but lost another 30% so they went back to Bitcoin but are down 25%
MRW I'm planning to give a simple presentation by reading a few facts off some notecards, but the person presenting directly before me gets up and starts wowing the class with her witty, charismatic, and charming style.
MRW my cat jumps on me in the middle of the night and proceeds to run around the room meowing loudly
MRW I don't know anyone at orientation so, rather than standing alone, I try to inconspicuously join a group of girls talking nearby
MRW my friend asks me if I remember the game when we lost because I totally choked during an easy firefight
Are we blind?
MRW I instinctively say love you babe to AT&T tech support before hanging up
You've heard of Qui-Gogh Jinn, now get ready for Goghbi-Wan Kenobi
[Image] What if you fly?
First. Global. Currency.
Tiger Woods turning back the clock like only he can
When Canadians Fight About Politics On Twitter
How to protect the innocence of your toothbrush
MRW I think I've accidentally stumbled upon the source material for a popular meme
Verge creator desperately (and unsuccessfully) trying to cash out into USD on Coinbase; notes that taxes are due--an observation that conspicuously coincides with Verge's enigmatic crowdfunding campaign
Potential new format straight from Kanye himself
My reaction after I look up my symptoms on WedMD
MRW I have a popcorn kernel stuck in my teeth
Can't help but love this photo of TV's greatest couple
I would give anything to see Christopher Nolan (Dark Knight, Interstellar, Inception, The Prestige) direct a dark-side film targeted at a more mature audience
MRW I hip-fire a couple of rounds at a car driving in the distance and get a squad kill as I see it explode
The Mods' Idea of an Easter Gift to the Sub
Butter shares comical chart suggesting that Bitcoin is destined for 100% adoption, despite the fact that the chart both misrepresents how long Bitcoin has been around for and already shows that it is not being adopted as quickly as other technologies
Forget Halo 6, this is all I want.
First you pump, then you dump
A versatile disapproving bear; potential here?
MRW I get up to pee in the middle of the night and I can't find the light switch
My university is under a malware attack from individuals seeking to seize computational processing power for the purpose of cryptocurrency mining. A number of campus services remain inoperable as a result of the attack.
MRW I smell a nasty fart, but then decide to eat it
Oh no, I'm not brave enough for politics
The crypto market's reaction when investors keep trying to double down in hopes of a recovery
What a game
Simple Cryptocurrency Investing Advice
Nike certainly made a statement; did they also make a versatile meme?
[Image] Never Thought I'd Be so Inspired By A Raccoon
Butter discovers long-lost technical analysis chart from the nineteenth century that PROVES Bitcoin is destined for the moon
Organic Growth & Healthy Corrections
When the new-era Disney fans find r/prequelmemes
Gonna be filthy rich when Hot Pie takes that throne
I M P O S S I B L E
When I drop Pochinki and all I can find is a pan, yet someone walks in 30 seconds later with a fully-outfitted AKM
THAT ONE NIGHT
Perhaps the archives are incomplete
A Brand New Toyoda
Our President Has Such A Way With Words [Transcript from Fox News Interview 7/16/2018]
Saving What We Love
When you try to do something about the droid attack, but you accidentally arrive at the wrong green planet
When I see everyone trying to farm karma before the ban
One year ago from tomorrow, Place began
When I look at myself in one of those magnifying bathroom mirrors
Mega Math Blaster
The NFL's Best QB?
Qui Gone Gym is an absolute unit
The Watcher On The Wall
Futures Market: European Meme Prisoners
Second year finance student wows local bank manager with ardent defense of cryptocurrency and, instead of deferring to corporate policy, she invites him back to give a presentation with job implications
When you realize that the sequels still have to steal narrative arcs from the prequels
When the mods ban politics (Rule 5)
MRW I'm not quite sure, but it sounds like my friend is trying to tell me that there's a giant frog-looking thing over my left shoulder
Owning the libs?
Newly renovated White House bathroom
5 year old imagines all the people living for today
And not just episode IX, but episodes VII-VIII and episodes IV-VI too
[SPOILERS] Betting odds as to who will sit on the Iron Throne at the end of Season 8
Vader Briefly Considering Redemption--What Could Have Been [Darth Vader Comic No. 5]