MRW my wife and I are about to try some Harry Potter roleplay and she wants to be my godfather but I think it's creepy and tell her she can't but she insists and is already not letting me call her by her real name

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TQDC a bandage out of cotton circles, Neosporin, and 4 bandages

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I am adding so much value by including this picture of smug man with knives! No one has asked this question before!!!1!!one!

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Buy button on BoH seems to be missing? In the US, if that matters

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What I learned from Bioshock and Bioshock: Infinite [no spoilers][FIXED]

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How to tie a bowtie

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Goodnight, sweet prince. 5 years well-served.

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[BUG] Div tags in XKCD alt text aren't being sanitized. From latest XKCD comic.

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Is this translation correct..? (Chapter 24, page 4)

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The warning on this plastic wrap looks like a story, wherein a child picks up a bag, suffocates on it, and is then disposed of.

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MRW I go read about Xeno after slaying him solo without carting once

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Gambled on a scroll of teleportation.

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Defend /// The Death -- A WB/G kill spell of sorts.

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anime_irl

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I've never had a double sink before, so this came as an interesting surprise when I was washing the dishes

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GameStop is resorting to mind control to get preorders, it seems.

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Redditor takes photo of innocent sign; 'shops for that sticky karma

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