My husband doesn't want the case to get scratched and cause an eyesore
Ordered 27 books from Amazon on a single order. Got 27 boxes with 1 book each delivered.
Looks like I won't be listening to my new vinyl record. Thanks, USPS
My hotel's pool area
You guys hate carpet in the bathroom? I can one up that. My parents have a bathroom with carpet that goes up the bathtub walls! Bonus points for the terrible wallpaper.
Getting a speeding ticket on your towed car
I guess it doesn't count
My neighbours built a deck that looks directly into my bedroom.
Cop giving a parking ticket to a vehicle that had just gotten all 4 tires stolen (credit: @NYScanner Twitter)
When this happens
I have three rolls left at home, I hope everyone is enjoying their 50+ rolls...
Still the worst company in America
Our company now has 900 of these pens
The peas are upside down
Because screw you and your schedule
Threw my swatter at a fly. Dont ask questions because I dont have answers
My girlfriend opens new water bottles without finishing the others first. Send help, please.
The struggles of selling a microphone online.
She doesn't eat the part of the fry her fingers touched
The cable guy installed the cable through our hula hoop that we left out.
Shin Buster 9000
My little brother eats a burger layer by layer
Bought a coloring book and pencils to keep myself busy while I’m off work. Thought these were full size pencils.
Just a little bit to the right
This neighborhood I saw on Google Maps really hits me hard
Oh the irony
Being a cinema worker and having to clear up after these delightful people.... yes, sadly the boxes are still half full of soggy cereal and milk
This morning I accidentally left my winter gloves in the library next to the computer I used to print my final paper. After handing in my final, I went back to the library to try to find them. I was told everything left in the library gets put on the free cart. Guess whos gloves were gone in 30 min?
People review bombing a hospital because Juice World died there
Washed my measuring cup and all the lines and numbers come off.
They switched the P's
Don't you hate it when you need to tap your train ticket but someone put a roasted chicken on the scanner?
Mom gave away my desk without really warning me
My wife never fully screws the lids back onto anything...
Y'all ever accidentally leaned on wet paint?😡
This is what grinds my gears
One of a seemingly endless series of unreasonable notes left by my boss. It’s great here.
This couple in Canada, reselling wipes online for around $90 CAD bought from Costco's
The hospital helping
I don't like this test
How my step dad decided to close a box of cereal after eating edibles last night
paid someone to power wash the driveway
The handle of my serving spoon snapped, turns out the handle was full of sand and it ruined my delicious turkey stuffing leftovers.
This lady kneeling on bread while she looks at other bread
my dad has this laptop for FOUR YEARS and he’s refusing to take the plastic protector off
My school banned the dinosaur game
Its always so cold in our house. Our furnace sucks. -Wife Jan2020 -32C.
After a two week search, I finally found my remote.
UPS doing what they do best.
No title needed
Guess who fucked up their breakfast this morning
Erasers like these
The City of Cleveland installed the fucking brightest street lights I have ever scene in my front yard.
This guy on my 9hr flight just plugged these bad boys in once they turned off the lights. (11:30pm)
Because you shouldn't be allowed to enjoy things?
My disappointment is immeasurable, and my Friday is ruined
Wasps made a nest on my wasp spray bottle
When your opponent gets to play by a different set of rules
The beach near my house after the tourist left
The door I had to get through last night to get to my room
The price of 12 pieces of chalk at Target vs my college bookstore
Youtubers are now literally just reading Reddit posts and making money off of it.
Sea World Orlando: in yellow is the car park, in red is a lake for humans to play on paddle boats, and in blue is where the Orcas spend their entire lives
Complerely original post got stolen and not only hit the front page, but was put in a buzzfeed article that cited the reposter as the OP. Happened a while ago but still pisses me off horribly today.
I would give him 10 stars, but since I can't, here's 4 out of 5
Why? Why do I NEED an account just to look Pinterest?
Six years of college for this?
My college decided that this was a good idea...
Now I'm not great at math but...
I got Dicks on my hand...
First Trillion Dollar Company
So close yet so far
These kind of people.
Hey im new! Yesterday this guy put Ghost pepper popcorn in our industrial microwave at work for over 5 minutes. The office was filled with black smoke burning people's eyes no-one could breath. He basically maced the building. we were moved to the other end so we could keep working.
Plastic confetti left behind by a gender reveal party in a public park.
Having to tear this off my banks ATM on Christmas Eve...
My view of Metallica from the handicapped section at Commonwealth Stadium in Edmonton. 7 hour drive for this 👍
I work with an office full of sadists
Little sister left cheese on our R2D2 Xbox 360
Wife doesn’t pay attention to what we already have when buying groceries.
Some asshole in my office: “Damn, that was close. If I took that last ice cube I might have to refill the tray”.
Fuck drinking straws - this is the kind of plastic use we should be protesting.
The battery on this notebook
Papa John's forgot to put the garlic and parmesan on my garlic parmesan knots. So basically I got bread.
My girlfriend refuses to eat the “crust” of a pancake
searching for basic things and then having to specify because products and characters
Burger King stole $1.20 from 2 of us in line - manager would not correct.
Guess how old my son is
I can’t park my own car in my drive way thanks to this dickhead
Pawn shops who put price stickers right on the lens of a camera. No way that’s coming off clean!
When the dinner team leaves early after “finishing early” and leaving the morning team to do all this before opening :)
There's a theme here...does nobody know these stories?
Someone locked their bike to mine
I couldn't get my grass to grow, so I replaced it with a rock bed. Six months later and the grass is growing better than ever.
The wait time to apply for lockdown financial help as a self employed person in the UK, reminded me of this movie scene
Middle class fridge. Lower class aesthetic.
This chandelier at a restaurant I ate at bothers me so much.
I work as a financial auditor. When reviewing cash deposits, I found that one of our employees accepted this $100 bill.
Apparently my tap has been on all winter.
Literally every online recipe now days...
Not telling you what’s in an update.
iOS 12...A row of numbers would’ve been nice, instead of all this shit.
I was invited to a BBQ and this is how my friend was cooking the steaks.
Glad I’m being punished 7 1/2 years later
We have to make lockable box's for our hand sanitiser to stop people stealing them at work.
This Ass hole spoiled everything that happened in endgame
I’ve been bamboozled
Just arrived at my hotel in my „sea facing room“
I literally could not think of any car less “compact”
My Grandma’s bathroom is carpeted.
Giving the Side Eye 😒
Wtf google assistant?
Even with Yoda warning them, the delivery people still leave my wine in the sun.
First trillion dollar company