Looks like I won't be listening to my new vinyl record. Thanks, USPS
North Face stole my photo and put it on their shirts without asking
Ordered 27 books from Amazon on a single order. Got 27 boxes with 1 book each delivered.
When this happens
Cop giving a parking ticket to a vehicle that had just gotten all 4 tires stolen (credit: @NYScanner Twitter)
My girlfriend opens new water bottles without finishing the others first. Send help, please.
She doesn't eat the part of the fry her fingers touched
My hotel's pool area
I guess it doesn't count
The peas are upside down
Still the worst company in America
For the sake of all love that is holy, if you do this, please pick a side and get out of the damn way!
Whenever I take my mom to a movie theater she immediately does this, then proceeds to complain that someone is sitting in front her.
Threw my swatter at a fly. Dont ask questions because I dont have answers
Getting a speeding ticket on your towed car
Our company now has 900 of these pens
My neighbours built a deck that looks directly into my bedroom.
The cable guy installed the cable through our hula hoop that we left out.
The hospital helping
My wife never fully screws the lids back onto anything...
One of a seemingly endless series of unreasonable notes left by my boss. It’s great here.
This teacher gives me anxiety
This is what grinds my gears
When you reach the end of your deodorant and the deodorant part falls out
She spent $7 on an ice cream cone for an Instagram picture then threw it away.
This lady kneeling on bread while she looks at other bread
This neighborhood I saw on Google Maps really hits me hard
The struggles of selling a microphone online.
It's December 23rd. Happy Valentine's Day!
I normally enjoy irony, but not this time.
I can’t believe how fucking entitled some people can be
Shin Buster 9000
When you get lost thanks to Google Assistant
UPS doing what they do best.
Erasers like these
Parking like this and thinking the other person was in the wrong.
My school banned the dinosaur game
The way my dad puts things away in the fridge. This is a piece of steak....
No title needed
The price of 12 pieces of chalk at Target vs my college bookstore
Complerely original post got stolen and not only hit the front page, but was put in a buzzfeed article that cited the reposter as the OP. Happened a while ago but still pisses me off horribly today.
How my step dad decided to close a box of cereal after eating edibles last night
I would give him 10 stars, but since I can't, here's 4 out of 5
Washed my measuring cup and all the lines and numbers come off.
You guys hate carpet in the bathroom? I can one up that. My parents have a bathroom with carpet that goes up the bathtub walls! Bonus points for the terrible wallpaper.
The way my mom watches TV with things obscuring the screen
My friend got her license renewed and this is her temporary permit.
Why? Why do I NEED an account just to look Pinterest?
They switched the P's
I just waited an hour to get to 98%
Just a little bit to the right
First Trillion Dollar Company
Having screenshot saved in a screenshot 😡
Some leftover chocolate from Christmas
Youtubers are now literally just reading Reddit posts and making money off of it.
Hey im new! Yesterday this guy put Ghost pepper popcorn in our industrial microwave at work for over 5 minutes. The office was filled with black smoke burning people's eyes no-one could breath. He basically maced the building. we were moved to the other end so we could keep working.
Having to tear this off my banks ATM on Christmas Eve...
When your keys do the thing
My view of Metallica from the handicapped section at Commonwealth Stadium in Edmonton. 7 hour drive for this 👍
This guy trying to stow his bag
You can spend 20 dollars twice and get 200 tokens, or 40 dollars once and get 20 less tokens...
As a student paying thousands of dollars in tuition, this bothers me.
Being a cinema worker and having to clear up after these delightful people.... yes, sadly the boxes are still half full of soggy cereal and milk
This morning I accidentally left my winter gloves in the library next to the computer I used to print my final paper. After handing in my final, I went back to the library to try to find them. I was told everything left in the library gets put on the free cart. Guess whos gloves were gone in 30 min?
Fuck drinking straws - this is the kind of plastic use we should be protesting.
Wasps made a nest on my wasp spray bottle
I can’t park my own car in my drive way thanks to this dickhead
People review bombing a hospital because Juice World died there
Some asshole in my office: “Damn, that was close. If I took that last ice cube I might have to refill the tray”.
The City of Cleveland installed the fucking brightest street lights I have ever scene in my front yard.
And now stuck with it for three years
Wife doesn’t pay attention to what we already have when buying groceries.
$275 Required Spanish textbook is loose leaf paper wrapped in cellophane.
Are you kidding me
iOS 12...A row of numbers would’ve been nice, instead of all this shit.
The door I had to get through last night to get to my room
Y'all ever accidentally leaned on wet paint?😡
I’ve been bamboozled
The handle of my serving spoon snapped, turns out the handle was full of sand and it ruined my delicious turkey stuffing leftovers.
my dad has this laptop for FOUR YEARS and he’s refusing to take the plastic protector off
I literally could not think of any car less “compact”
Pawn shops who put price stickers right on the lens of a camera. No way that’s coming off clean!
The beach near my house after the tourist left
Now I'm not great at math but...
This guy on my 9hr flight just plugged these bad boys in once they turned off the lights. (11:30pm)
Wtf google assistant?
I couldn't get my grass to grow, so I replaced it with a rock bed. Six months later and the grass is growing better than ever.
These kind of people.
The door on this house
First trillion dollar company
I don't like this test
My disappointment is immeasurable, and my Friday is ruined
My college decided that this was a good idea...
Because you shouldn't be allowed to enjoy things?
I work as a financial auditor. When reviewing cash deposits, I found that one of our employees accepted this $100 bill.
Plastic confetti left behind by a gender reveal party in a public park.
Giving the Side Eye 😒
The Apple TV subtitles for Dreamworks' Penguins of Madagascar completely ruin my favorite running gag
Sea World Orlando: in yellow is the car park, in red is a lake for humans to play on paddle boats, and in blue is where the Orcas spend their entire lives
Milking suicide for views.
searching for basic things and then having to specify because products and characters
Oh my God please stop this
People with xenon headlights.
The battery on this notebook
School has become pay to win...
The Way My Wife Opens Things
Glad I’m being punished 7 1/2 years later
Literally every online recipe now days...
I dropped a 60$ pint of paint dye on the floor and exploded right in my crotch. So I stained my dick and look like I shit myself
Spending 50 dollars on this at Six Flags
My New Nike free run shoes after my first run
This chandelier at a restaurant I ate at bothers me so much.
When your sudoku is rated hard, they mean it.
Restaurants that serve cold butter, causing the bread to break when you spread it
Got excited from far away about the motel having a swimming pool ....
This Ass hole spoiled everything that happened in endgame
Well you're not wrong...
When your 2 year old cousin comes over and completely fucks up your Newton’s cradle...
How the fuck does this happen?
This flimsy, flammable, easily damaged piece of paper I'm supposed to keep for my whole life without laminating.
This grown man throwing his candy wrappers for me to sweep up during work.
75% required to pass this practice exam...
There's a theme here...does nobody know these stories?
When your opponent gets to play by a different set of rules
The way my girlfriend places her laptop
USPS bent my diploma. I have no words.
Why she can’t finish one set before buying another boggles my mind.
My grandfather doesn’t peel the plastic off of anything and won’t let me peel it off. I’m about to have a heart attack.
Doctor appointment at 8:20, currently 10:00, still no sign of even a nurse.
That's how spotify works
I was invited to a BBQ and this is how my friend was cooking the steaks.
It's just a dry heat
I lost a loved one today. I'm not sure which one yet, but whoever cuts cheese cake like this is dead to me.
Six years of college for this?
Biggest letdown I’ve had in a while tbh
Wait, no tea? Really, twice?? WTF NO BAG?!
When u accidentally press this button, and it does not even say like Are u sure? It just comes up on the tv.
87 should be on the left (I know this is a ploy to get me to accidentally choose 89)
The pictures I took of my friend vs the pictures he took of me in the same spot.
Resturant reviews like this 😡
People hoping to skip queues by standing like this and trying to slip in.