My husband doesn't want the case to get scratched and cause an eyesore
Ordered 27 books from Amazon on a single order. Got 27 boxes with 1 book each delivered.
Looks like I won't be listening to my new vinyl record. Thanks, USPS
You guys hate carpet in the bathroom? I can one up that. My parents have a bathroom with carpet that goes up the bathtub walls! Bonus points for the terrible wallpaper.
My wife putting this peanut butter in the trash because it’s empty...
My hotel's pool area
Getting a speeding ticket on your towed car
My neighbours built a deck that looks directly into my bedroom.
You hate to see it
I guess it doesn't count
I have three rolls left at home, I hope everyone is enjoying their 50+ rolls...
Cop giving a parking ticket to a vehicle that had just gotten all 4 tires stolen (credit: @NYScanner Twitter)
When this happens
Still the worst company in America
Our company now has 900 of these pens
The peas are upside down
Because screw you and your schedule
Ikea gave me a plastic screw to throw directly into the garbage.
Threw my swatter at a fly. Dont ask questions because I dont have answers
The struggles of selling a microphone online.
If only there was a cheaper, aesthetically pleasing, more natural way to get shade.
My girlfriend opens new water bottles without finishing the others first. Send help, please.
She doesn't eat the part of the fry her fingers touched
The cable guy installed the cable through our hula hoop that we left out.
My little brother eats a burger layer by layer
Thought I had separated 50 eggs without breaking a yolk.. until I noticed one on the edge.
Do all mom's shut your door like this?
Women’s pockets can fit less then half of a Switch lite, whereas men’s pockets can fit a whole Switch.
Shin Buster 9000
The Homer on my keyring is clearly in the Ooh! stance but the speech bubble reads D'oh!.
Requirement for a Job
Bought a coloring book and pencils to keep myself busy while I’m off work. Thought these were full size pencils.
No God!!!!! Nooooo God please no.
Just a little bit to the right
This neighborhood I saw on Google Maps really hits me hard
Being a cinema worker and having to clear up after these delightful people.... yes, sadly the boxes are still half full of soggy cereal and milk
Oh the irony
Entire computer and security system relies on that plug, we can’t unplug it to fix this
This morning I accidentally left my winter gloves in the library next to the computer I used to print my final paper. After handing in my final, I went back to the library to try to find them. I was told everything left in the library gets put on the free cart. Guess whos gloves were gone in 30 min?
Your brain is trying to identify an object, but it can’t
My stuff is circled. The other stuff is my sisters.
Mom gave away my desk without really warning me
People review bombing a hospital because Juice World died there
it just bothers me.
Don't you hate it when you need to tap your train ticket but someone put a roasted chicken on the scanner?
I can only dream of being such a perfect combo of creative and petty
Washed my measuring cup and all the lines and numbers come off.
Ahh yes, reality is often disappointing
Y'all ever accidentally leaned on wet paint?😡
They switched the P's
My wife never fully screws the lids back onto anything...
This is what grinds my gears
This couple in Canada, reselling wipes online for around $90 CAD bought from Costco's
One of a seemingly endless series of unreasonable notes left by my boss. It’s great here.
I don't like this test
The hospital helping
How my step dad decided to close a box of cereal after eating edibles last night
paid someone to power wash the driveway
The handle of my serving spoon snapped, turns out the handle was full of sand and it ruined my delicious turkey stuffing leftovers.
Standards of proof reading have been terrible in recent years with so many typos in headlines. This, however, is one of the finest I've seen!
This lady kneeling on bread while she looks at other bread
my dad has this laptop for FOUR YEARS and he’s refusing to take the plastic protector off
When you think you’re being discreet buying adult toys online [OC from my sister who allowed me to share her embarrassment with the world]
Two of the capital S's are upside down 🙃
My school banned the dinosaur game
After a two week search, I finally found my remote.
Its always so cold in our house. Our furnace sucks. -Wife Jan2020 -32C.
UPS doing what they do best.
No title needed
Guess who fucked up their breakfast this morning
Erasers like these
The City of Cleveland installed the fucking brightest street lights I have ever scene in my front yard.
My mother ordered 1000 plastic blocks for her nephews.... Ended up receiving 523
This ad bomb that’s guaranteed to wake up my baby.
This guy on my 9hr flight just plugged these bad boys in once they turned off the lights. (11:30pm)
This sewer grate.
Because you shouldn't be allowed to enjoy things?
Fuck you, Jeff
My disappointment is immeasurable, and my Friday is ruined
Wasps made a nest on my wasp spray bottle
The beach near my house after the tourist left
Alone in the bus until somebody gets in and decides to sit there, despite the social distancing regulation.
Came downstairs to play games. Stupid cat puked an Amazon smile on the couch cushion.
The door I had to get through last night to get to my room
The price of 12 pieces of chalk at Target vs my college bookstore
Youtubers are now literally just reading Reddit posts and making money off of it.
Sea World Orlando: in yellow is the car park, in red is a lake for humans to play on paddle boats, and in blue is where the Orcas spend their entire lives
Complerely original post got stolen and not only hit the front page, but was put in a buzzfeed article that cited the reposter as the OP. Happened a while ago but still pisses me off horribly today.
I would give him 10 stars, but since I can't, here's 4 out of 5
Why? Why do I NEED an account just to look Pinterest?
Woke up to this... darn cat
Six years of college for this?
For the last time: suicide is not something romantic
My college decided that this was a good idea...
Now I'm not great at math but...
I got Dicks on my hand...
First Trillion Dollar Company
So close yet so far
These kind of people.
Bag sealed below the reusable seal making it useless.
Hey im new! Yesterday this guy put Ghost pepper popcorn in our industrial microwave at work for over 5 minutes. The office was filled with black smoke burning people's eyes no-one could breath. He basically maced the building. we were moved to the other end so we could keep working.
Plastic confetti left behind by a gender reveal party in a public park.
Having to tear this off my banks ATM on Christmas Eve...
One of my four children dumped a half gallon of milk in the freshly filled pool. Apparently the two that where present at the time blamed the other two. Their names are IDont Know and NotMe.
My view of Metallica from the handicapped section at Commonwealth Stadium in Edmonton. 7 hour drive for this 👍
I work with an office full of sadists
Little sister left cheese on our R2D2 Xbox 360
Wife doesn’t pay attention to what we already have when buying groceries.
Some asshole in my office: “Damn, that was close. If I took that last ice cube I might have to refill the tray”.
Fuck drinking straws - this is the kind of plastic use we should be protesting.
The battery on this notebook
Papa John's forgot to put the garlic and parmesan on my garlic parmesan knots. So basically I got bread.
My girlfriend refuses to eat the “crust” of a pancake
searching for basic things and then having to specify because products and characters
Burger King stole $1.20 from 2 of us in line - manager would not correct.