Seriously, I just want to sit in silence sometimes.
Overheard at a bar in Indiana in response to someone who said that gays were causing many of the problems in America today.
Because we can't let Verizon look bad
My boss seriously asked me this. Was back for an hour, now I'm looking for a new job.
As an American when I see Canada pardoned half a million people with cannabis convictions.
For real, people. Stay safe and don't drink and drive, please!!
It's a small win every time
Cheap ass Papa Johns
Let's end this shitty trend.
It IS possible
Annual Breast Cancer Awareness Month Reminder
Stuff that makes Thanksgiving sweeter
This goes for all 30 sides of the coin
My friend thought he scored big this weekend
Sometimes staying out of touch with pop culture has its benefits.
The baited click is so damn annoying
It blows my mind that people in the US can't or won't visit a doctor either because they can't afford it or fear the bill they're going to get.
China's Xi doesn't care for people standing up to him.
Hey Disney, HBO, NBC, ABC, and the rest of you making us buy each subscription to watch one or 2 shows.
They just found someone frozen to death down the block. Police think he got dropped off after drinking and didn't get inside.
Like it or leave it!
Ok bedtime, it’s a school night!
If only we could sue them for lying to us...
with tomorrow being thanksgiving...
This needs to be said
Exchanging gifts is just so stressful for me
Every time I see a heavily upvoted post on the frontpage
When you read the news today
Scumbag Ajit Pai
On some days I feel quite alienated
Looking at you, Alabama.
Please, just a hint.
Started out amazing, then...
To any deniers out there
Sometimes working a holiday doesn't seem too bad
Comcast sent a letter saying they were doubling the cost of my internet... so I switched.
Incredible bedside manner from a sonogram tech. I was speechless.
Remembering a fallen legend
FB is a disaster today.
I hated having a curfew and doing chores...but I'm alive!
for 40 years they have tried and it has never been passed.
Surely, I can't be the only one who has noticed this date
They're a fucking cult... I swear
CONGRATULATIONS MICHIGAN ON THE LEGALIZATION OF MARIJUANA...... And now a word from your employer.
Every single one that I see, forever.
CONGRATULATIONS ILLINOIS on the legalization of marijuana... And now a word from your employer...
Happened a few years ago and still admire her honesty
I don't want the right-of-way if I don't deserve it
How I feel browsing Reddit the last couple days
I just want to be young for a while
Living in California, it's probably seen as a hate crime.
Tried a new taco stand nearby last night. Was short 25 cents for my second taco but they laughed and let me have it. Then they gave me a third taco for free.
I guess things are getting pretty serious
Looking for another job now...
Whenever you stay with a friend.
I had quite a few people do this for my wedding. I shouldn't have to chase you down for an answer....
There’s nothing quite like it.
Maybe I'm an asshole, but this was really satisfying
Which team are you on
Good thing to keep in mind when planning your April Fools jokes
I just want to see something else on my news feed. Anything else.
VLC is the true MVP
These poops don’t come for free
Reddit's been lying to me for two and a half year now
The media really needs to calm their tits about this.
In light of R. Kelly's latest series of abuse, let's not forget another special kind of person
A friendly reminder during these trying times
But hey, you tried ❤️
This might be more serious
Pizza delivery guy at the door? Guess I didn't want to watch half of the story behind this mission anyway.
Not every business or service needs an app
With the increase of holiday traffic..
We're running with less than half the crew, and I don't even have anyone to give me a task right now.
He's said a lot of questionable stuff over the years.
When I read that the Pope has been promoting evolution and warning the major powers against the consequences of climate change
What would Jesus fly?
Made sense at the time
Been a long time since my parents have seen me as the one who has it mostly together....
I can't be the only one
Excited about all the news coming
It turned out to be the right move
So YouTube just decided to demonetize all their smaller content creators by implementing a treshold of 1000 subscribers and 4000 hours of watchtime in the past year in order to remain partner
Too many people learn this the hard way
Pardon me while I play the world's smallest fiddle for greedy corporations
Everyone morning I’m just angry that I even woke up for another day.
I'm not sure why this argument isn't getting across
This is a serious problem and needs to be aggressively addressed.
I paid off the remaining .17¢ on my student loans today! It’s finally over, folks!
I've made a huge mistake...
I’m a bad person.
Don't let your girlfriend have access to your personal info ($6500 lesson learned)
Fuck my life
No excuse will be good enough.
Had to change a fuse in my car and I'm not exactly a DIY or a car guy.
I’m hoping there are many in the same boat as me.
Might be time for a makeover
After Trump's shithole remarks hit the fan, some people are wondering if he's hit rock bottom and can't go any lower.
A lot of sex talk. A lot.
No offence, but this makes me so happy.
My Wife's Friend Dropped by. They Sat With Me While I was Watching TV.
I hate vacuuming
I'm sure the parents are thrilled. And your high schools costs more than I make a year
We can dream right?
Ahhh, so satisfying seeing the fury on their smug faces!
Applicable any day of the year, not just tonight.
It's like clockwork
Mobile user masterrace
Today of all days
Non-Americans looking at the US like...
Currently a victim of identity theft. All attempts to open new accounts were declined.
It's that easy, Mr. President.
I see you.
When I read that Google has proposed changes to Chromium which would disable uBlock Origin
My kids are impossible
In corporate America, it is another Monday
Welcome to Reddit, China.
Also my wife is home on vacation all week
Pine-Sol. My employee couldn't remember Pine-Sol.
Good Guy Jupiter
Either let us cash it out or allow it to roll over.
Smack dab in the middle of a 10AM-10PM shift yesterday...
I'm refusing to leave this bed
Advertisers thinking a little too highly of themselves these days...
I really don't get wet from watching a mother fuck her son you sick fucks
Just stay seated and enjoy the wedding, folks
Enjoy it while it lasts, kid.
Yeah that one looks great babe...
We just moved in, I had no idea she lived there
She deserved it.
Needless to say it got awkward
Our fucking scumbag housemate
This guy right here...
Was told to post this here sooooo...
Yeah, I'm looking at you, every American news website
Good guy Stephen Hawking
Protesting a Fair Election?
Lessons learned the hard way from my scummy mother in law.