Seriously, I just want to sit in silence sometimes.
Help a guy out, save some TP for me
Democrats this morning
Seriously, Bixby.. F*** off
Job Recruiters and Human Resources, this means YOU
A little tired of people nowadays.
Overheard at a bar in Indiana in response to someone who said that gays were causing many of the problems in America today.
Recently retired, kids grown, widowed long ago. I think it's about time.
Yall need to retake a High School Civics class...
It's a small win every time
Bet a lot of essential workers are thinking this
I’m looking at you Weather Channel App
Everybody at the park yesterday...
Some Companies Don't Need a Bailout
There, I said it!
No fucking bailouts. If you didn't learn your lesson in 2008, too bad.
Annual Breast Cancer Awareness Month Reminder
The baited click is so damn annoying
Let's end this shitty trend.
My boss seriously asked me this. Was back for an hour, now I'm looking for a new job.
Because we can't let Verizon look bad
Hey Disney, HBO, NBC, ABC, and the rest of you making us buy each subscription to watch one or 2 shows.
Every time I see a heavily upvoted post on the frontpage
My friend thought he scored big this weekend
This needs to be said
China's Xi doesn't care for people standing up to him.
Almost 1 year out of recovery without even a sip. 1/1/20 here I come!
As an American when I see Canada pardoned half a million people with cannabis convictions.
It IS possible
This upcoming election reminded me of something
So Bloomberg is taking the it's complicated route Trump took about tax returns when it comes to not telling us the truth or anything...No Witnesses?
Started out amazing, then...
When you read the news today
I feel like, take your profits to retirement isn’t the best way to deal with this...
For real, people. Stay safe and don't drink and drive, please!!
Three years later and life keeps getting better! Thanks Reddit!
Like it or leave it!
Cheap ass Papa Johns
You need to know
CONGRATULATIONS MICHIGAN ON THE LEGALIZATION OF MARIJUANA...... And now a word from your employer.
On some days I feel quite alienated
Stay civil people.
This goes for all 30 sides of the coin
My Company is Standing Firm on Their 3 Sick Day Policy and Employees are Testing Positive for COVID19
It blows my mind that people in the US can't or won't visit a doctor either because they can't afford it or fear the bill they're going to get.
Happened a few years ago and still admire her honesty
Let the exploitation begin
After seeing celebrities that have shown no symptoms being tested for coronavirus...
Stuff that makes Thanksgiving sweeter
Looking at you, Alabama.
Sometimes staying out of touch with pop culture has its benefits.
Whenever you stay with a friend.
Which team are you on
These poops don’t come for free
They just found someone frozen to death down the block. Police think he got dropped off after drinking and didn't get inside.
I guess things are getting pretty serious
I just want to see something else on my news feed. Anything else.
Made sense at the time
Two nights ago my wife recorded me snoring and sent it to me, so last night I did the same to her.
This might be more serious
Looking at you, Amazon
Remembering a fallen legend
If only we could sue them for lying to us...
FB is a disaster today.
Reddit on Valentines Day
Excited about all the news coming
CONGRATULATIONS ILLINOIS on the legalization of marijuana... And now a word from your employer...
with tomorrow being thanksgiving...
We can dream right?
Exchanging gifts is just so stressful for me
Multiple newspaper websites
Everyone morning I’m just angry that I even woke up for another day.
Scumbag Ajit Pai
How I feel browsing Reddit the last couple days
My job is different from your job, and your job has perks I don't get... So, I should ruin them.
Save yourself from a hellish Christmas day.
Reddit's been lying to me for two and a half year now
I'm getting married in two weeks.
Please, just a hint.
To any deniers out there
Stay inside damn it
In corporate America, it is another Monday
Was told to post this here sooooo...
Every single one that I see, forever.
In light of R. Kelly's latest series of abuse, let's not forget another special kind of person
Wouldn't want to mow Timmy down.
Sometimes working a holiday doesn't seem too bad
A friendly reminder during these trying times
Whose the snowflake now?
Comcast sent a letter saying they were doubling the cost of my internet... so I switched.
It really doesn't work that way
And she let me put the blame on myself for 4 months
My kids are impossible
The best way to avoid accidentally sending an email prematurely. The intended address should be the last thing you type.
Surely, I can't be the only one who has noticed this date
Looking for another job now...
Incredible bedside manner from a sonogram tech. I was speechless.
Good thing to keep in mind when planning your April Fools jokes
They're a fucking cult... I swear
I hated having a curfew and doing chores...but I'm alive!
I hate the bubbles
for 40 years they have tried and it has never been passed.
I see you.
Good Guy Jupiter
Maybe I'm an asshole, but this was really satisfying
My experience apartment hunting
I don't want the right-of-way if I don't deserve it
This is a special kind of awkward
keep your coins.
10.9k turns into 11k
Spicing things up in quarantine
It's been a long battle but another milestone down! One day at a time friends!
It has been a while
Living in California, it's probably seen as a hate crime.
Shelter a physiological necessity
Tried a new taco stand nearby last night. Was short 25 cents for my second taco but they laughed and let me have it. Then they gave me a third taco for free.
When I heard that the CEO of AT&T wants to get rid of customers who rely on promotional TV prices to keep their prices and calls them “low value”, I realized how completely out of touch they are.
Guess that kind of worked out
I'm sure the parents are thrilled. And your high schools costs more than I make a year
We all need to be on the same page about this.
Seeing all the people going out drinking and living like nothing is going on.
It's Not A Binary Choice
Fuck my life
I had quite a few people do this for my wedding. I shouldn't have to chase you down for an answer....
Pizza delivery guy at the door? Guess I didn't want to watch half of the story behind this mission anyway.
Nobody seems to care anymore...
This is a serious problem and needs to be aggressively addressed.
There’s nothing quite like it.
The best customers!
Time to eliminate parking fees at hospitals
VLC is the true MVP
Well alright I guess
I hate vacuuming
I’m a bad person.
We're running with less than half the crew, and I don't even have anyone to give me a task right now.
Today of all days
The media really needs to calm their tits about this.
But hey, you tried ❤️