67 best u/zebraunion images on Pholder | 4 Runner, Advice Animals and Gaybros

Smoked a bowl and went for a hike, shared an apple with a Chipmunk, found the holy grail of wild Raspberry bushes, came home, made a Compote and dumped that shit on a Cheesecake. Bon Appetit!

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At this point it’s an addiction.

11mo ⋅

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Lucy recently lost her outdoor privileges after staying out all night. Lucy’s also now on a diet. Therefore, Lucy is trying to end me with her Eyes of Sauron scowl.

10mo ⋅

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I demand more Dicks!

11mo ⋅

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So my 65yr old Mom called giggling and acting weird AF. Asked if I could drive her to an appt. “Of course ..but why?” Her answers made me feel like I suddenly had a 16yr old daughter who was lying. Badly. Lmfao, y’all wtf is “Delta 8” and did she really just manage to get high on a CBD Gummie?

2yr ⋅

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I thought it was weird that I wasn’t greeted at the front door when I got home. Then I found her like this, pouting because I forgot to move the laundry basket from “her bed” before I left. So fuuuuuucking dramatic, lol.

10mo ⋅

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Well boys, it’s been fun but Dr. DramaQueen said a blood pressure of 215/137 p.92 is “insanely bad” for a 37yr old. So, an Ahi “steak” and steamed broccoli it is then. Not a huge fan but I guess it’s vaguely better than death.

1yr ⋅

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My birthday was a bit sad cuz 39 & only my Optometrist remembered it, so I trudged through the rain to buy a vaguely bougie toaster and copy of “Word Perfect” by Susie Dent. Turns out the toaster’s also a Brit, which I think makes all this a pretty casuallyUK B-Day, given my not being from the UK.

1wk ⋅

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As the lady in cosmetics swiveled the mirror to reveal her creation, Daisy realized that perhaps a makeover wasn’t the best way to get over Rodger. And now she was left in the awkward position of having to ask madam to delete her creation, or travel home on the bus as Mimi from the Drew Carey Show.

3yr ⋅

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Shamelessly defaced this comic for this sub cuz it reminded me of 3rd period AP History, senior year.

3yr ⋅

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Pretty much the worst thing that’s ever happened ..it’s up there with Safeway running out of fresh Bagels before the storm.

1yr ⋅

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I keep forgetting to post this pic I took! Rapid Creek in The Black Hills of SD.

5mo ⋅

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USA lurker here, googled wtf “smileys” were after the Spicy Smileys post a week ago (so I wouldn’t look dumb asking on this sub) and now Google is trying to sell me a grey market bag via YouTube for £74.72

3yr ⋅

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That quietly smug feeling you get when the pretentious neighbor’s $110k Grand Wagoneer gets drug onto a flatbed for the second time in 3 months.

3mo ⋅

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One of these two figured out weeks ago that dinnertime and the sun setting are unrelated events, the other has not and is now on her third evening of being goddamn impossible after the clocks rolled back, lol. Can you guess which is which?

5mo ⋅

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This brakes my heart.

2yr ⋅

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This Avocado has been in my fridge for WEEKS. As budget un-friendly as Avocados seem because they’re only perfectly ripe for what feels like 20mn, you can extend their lives MASSIVELY by keeping them in the fridge!

2yr ⋅

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Next they’ll make the ability to comment at all a “premium feature”

10mo ⋅

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Foxy, proudly guarding her trash bag of herself during the late spring Allergy Harvest.

4yr ⋅

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r/shitty_car_mods must prefer margarine. Pffft... of course they do.

5yr ⋅

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Just found this leaked image of Toyota’s upcoming 2022 Navi upgrade..

3yr ⋅

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$1.96 for a steak?! One of Safeway’s (Von’s) best kept secrets for the budget conscious carnivore is hitting up the meat case late at night. The last thing the butchers do is put out the sale price meats for the next day.

3yr ⋅

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The entire Country right now after an hour of refreshing the google page.. “Is it being delivered on f***ing horseback?!”

1yr ⋅

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My anxiety riddled mind would like to request that Stuart eat more terrible, heavily processed “food” soon. I find his cries of gastronomic horror soothing.

1yr ⋅

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It’s 90°f (32°c) so I made Sun Tea. I made it with Yorkshire Gold for the first time and it’s the best Iced Tea I’ve ever had ..it’s going to be an expensive Summer, lol.

9mo ⋅

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It’s 41°f/5°c with relentless wind driven rain. I picked the perfect day to make the first stew of the season. I’m tucking in with my dog at my feet, David Mitchell’s “Upstart Crow” on the tablet and chunks of toasted sourdough to dunk in the broth. Ive been dreaming about this moment since August.

6mo ⋅

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Unknown man? If this isn’t Uncle PullTab, I dunno who is.

1yr ⋅

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Ate rich as f**k for six bucks. Brown rice bowl with baby Bella’s and fresh garlic sauteed in butter and red wine topped with pepper Sirloin steak. I promise it’s easy AF and quick to make. (Ingredients price breakdown in comments)

3yr ⋅

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Lil spelling reminder cuz my eye twitches every time I read about your breaks.

4yr ⋅

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“feeling cute, ..might eat a child later” So sick of this shit.

3yr ⋅

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Lol you and your edgy subs, my ass got permanently banned and muted from r/food for this meme.

3yr ⋅

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TIL my (USA) family’s heirloom dinnerware that only comes out at Christmas ..is apparently about as fancy as a Big Mac’s carton in the UK. Thanks, Weatherspoons! Thank God Gram’s in a pot on the mantle so she can’t spin in her grave when I use one to plate my first attempt at a Full English.

2yr ⋅

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(Roughly) rendered this using snapchat and snapseed because I wanted to see a late Volvo XC70 ready for battle. I think something similar needs to happen irl now that they’re hitting the $10k arena.

5yr ⋅

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So I bought a tape at goodwill to see if the deck on my 09 still works. The fact they gave the tape screen the best graphics is max Toyota UI logic. Also, there’s something funny AF about controlling a tape via touchscreen and how it’ll pause the tape for Bluetooth calls like a tech savvy Granny.

3yr ⋅

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My mom just sent me this pic. Fisk has started releasing live, uninjured snakes in her bedroom. This time, on the bed itself.

3yr ⋅

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Not bad as neighborhood themes go.

6yr ⋅

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I’ve been having to tear into its 4WD in zub 0° weather, pics like this remind me why I do it.

5yr ⋅

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I see ya’ll are getting your fancy grilles now, anybody wanna sell me your old one? It’s the last part I need to complete the pile before Joan Rivers gets her nose job.

2yr ⋅

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Every time I see a “mileage milestone” post in a euro sub, it takes way more self control than it should to not mention that my GX470 with 240,000mls ..still books for $16k and runs like a champ.

2yr ⋅

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I dig being forced to be manlier than 2/3rds of my straight friends, since there’s no way I could afford this hobby if I had to have other dudes fix the sh*t I break.

6yr ⋅

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Me believing my natural stoic composure would fully hide that I wasn’t sure which planet I was on when the doorbell rang mid-trip.

4yr ⋅

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Every show has a bad episode or two, at least South Park’s is hilariously bad. “How do we end the episode?! We broadcast in an hour!” ..”crab people” ...“F___ it, (tosses script) ..cue the crab people.”

3yr ⋅

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Nobody should have this much free time. I can’t decide if my DIY para-cord wrap looks better than the wooden ship’s helm that’s under it but it feels 120% better.

4yr ⋅

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Had to lay down a ground rule from the start “No mods unless badly needed” luckily I’m a master at finding badly! Took a minute but I finally found a bit of trail that made ToyTec’s 3” lift a critical purchase! **01 Limited, stock other than 50 cans of PlastiDip, plus their rooftop carrier.

6yr ⋅

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So I was fending off my lil Calico ****’s latest attack on this guy when I suddenly realized it’s been happily hanging around for 14 years, yet I still don’t even know his name. I clearly know what he likes but nothing else about him. -Rescued from a Lowes garden clearance shelf back in college.

2yr ⋅

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I found my true calling in a borrowed DSLR the other day. This was 2 hours into my first time using one & now I’m ready to sell my truck in order to buy one.

6yr ⋅

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Im helping a friend look for an XC70 (USA) and she wants rear fog lights because she was rear ended in ..you guessed it, fog. Can I swap old taillights and switch panel (or newer Euro-spec) so she can have rear fogs on a 2014 or newer XC? More info in comments..

3yr ⋅

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For those asking about tires. Falken Rubitrek a/t. 265/75r16 on an 01 limited at stock height with minor rub. I’m at 8,000mi on them as of this pic. Really impressed with them. Highly recommended as a great all-rounder a/t.

6yr ⋅

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Ive always wanted a W140 but is this the one? 99 w/187k mi, good running example with no major faults except for moderate hail damage. Yay or nay and what should I pay?

8yr ⋅

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