She says anything but bottled water will make her sick, so of course, instead of talking about it, I did a social experiment on her without her knowledge2yr ⋅ RayAP19 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
The hottest take on gender roles I've ever heard from a woman. She probably misses the early 1900s (for context, she asked for food and foot rubs, and I said let's split the bill because we're equals, but I'll gladly rub your feet)8mo ⋅ RayAP19 ⋅ r/Tinder
[Request] How much money would McDonald's lose because of this, over the course of a year?6yr ⋅ RayAP19 ⋅ r/theydidthemath
This is honestly one of the saddest things I've ever seen (she asked for foot rubs and food, and I said we can split the bill since we're equals, but I'll gladly rub her feet). I've seen takes similar to this from women, but never this extreme. I really hope she *was* joking8mo ⋅ RayAP19 ⋅ r/texts
Vomiting and coughing up blood would be a good reason to stay home. Sometimes, however, severe anxiety or depression are considered bad excuses.8yr ⋅ RayAP19 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I'm so confused. Her bio says God is my man until He finds one for me. She's listed as Christian, me agnostic. Facebook Dating matches have to be mutual before you can message9mo ⋅ RayAP19 ⋅ r/texts
Much like men sending unsolicited dick pics, I can't imagine that this ever works2mo ⋅ RayAP19 ⋅ r/Tinder
I have to keep saying Nothin but a peanut to convince myself I'm not about to die. Praise Ronnie1yr ⋅ RayAP19 ⋅ r/GymMemes
Each gender in the gym starter pack (just for fun, not trying to offend anyone)2yr ⋅ RayAP19 ⋅ r/GymMemes
Am I wrong to assume that someone who has Women are the prize in their bio is probably entitled af?2mo ⋅ RayAP19 ⋅ r/Tinder
Good Guy Amazon. I was pissed at myself for falling for the free trial trick5yr ⋅ RayAP19 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
The life of a skinny dude who doesn't completely hate his pre-bulking body. I swear I'll find that caloric sweet spot where I gain muscle but not a lot of fat1yr ⋅ RayAP19 ⋅ r/GymMemes
I feel like in general, if you make a Confession Bear about someone you're close to, you two should probably talk7yr ⋅ RayAP19 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
You heard him, fella. Take em off. Right down to the poop sack! ... what? You don't all wear a... poop sack...?6yr ⋅ RayAP19 ⋅ r/familyguy
Hi, Angela. I'm Peter's friend, Glenn Quagmire. Thank you so much for having me in your home. And, um, I would have had sex with you but Peter neglected to tell me that you are a complete dumpster fire. Some friend, huh? Okay, alright. Take it easy.6yr ⋅ RayAP19 ⋅ r/familyguy
Who did you speak to? | Dave... Al... Jeff... Illiam... Tonio? | Davealjeffilliamtonio hasn't worked here for four years.6yr ⋅ RayAP19 ⋅ r/familyguy
I feel like the only people who take pictures of themselves holding other people's money are gold diggers (I was trying to explain why we should be FWB and she asked if I would give her money-- I refused)1yr ⋅ RayAP19 ⋅ r/texts
I remember panicking when my aunt opened a bottle of orange juice while she was driving8yr ⋅ RayAP19 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Severe depression, as represented by Scumbag Brain. Sometimes it feels this simple.10yr ⋅ RayAP19 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I was thinking How could Seamus possibly be useful at baseball? until I realized that his arms are pretty much baseball bats6yr ⋅ RayAP19 ⋅ r/familyguy
Ugh, this line blows. Hey, let's go up at singles. | No way. I always end up sitting next to some total weirdo.7yr ⋅ RayAP19 ⋅ r/americandad
Sending the same opening message to every chick on an online dating site like...6yr ⋅ RayAP19 ⋅ r/BikiniBottomTwitter
As a 28-year-old guy, it feels like the universe is just messing with me7yr ⋅ RayAP19 ⋅ r/TrollAnxiety
Didn't notice when watching live, but Kane has brought back the old-school head-tilt (if only for one night)10yr ⋅ RayAP19 ⋅ r/SquaredCircle
Every time I play Horde mode and I hear one of the DeeBees tell me to Cease and desist immediately7yr ⋅ RayAP19 ⋅ r/GearsOfWar
Could someone point me in the direction of where to buy a USB cable and power cord for this external hard drive? It's a Western Digital, not sure of the exact model2yr ⋅ RayAP19 ⋅ r/cableadvice
What happens when you're both Forever Alone and a Socially Awkward Penguin11yr ⋅ RayAP19 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Roger, tell the guy who runs the toaster at Quizno's I'm not lying! (I love Hayley's reaction)9yr ⋅ RayAP19 ⋅ r/americandad
Usually I just get the first part, but this time I got a consolation prize5yr ⋅ RayAP19 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
You listen to me, you son of a bitch! I've got one thing in this lifetime! ONE THING!6yr ⋅ RayAP19 ⋅ r/familyguy
You want me to wait here for you while you ask anyone in town? 'Cause I'll be here, fixing your TV right. The first time. On Thanksgiving. You know what I'm thankful for? I am thankful that I work for the best damn home theater installation company in town. The Nerd Squad!8yr ⋅ RayAP19 ⋅ r/americandad
I'm not even sure if this is an actual wrestling move... but I like it10yr ⋅ RayAP19 ⋅ r/WrestleWithThePlot
Are you shittin' me?! That thing was IN! You're gonna penalize us because you're a blind fucking blue jacket piece of shit?! I will drop you to your knees and shove my racket so far down your throat you'll be shittin' my grip for a week!5yr ⋅ RayAP19 ⋅ r/familyguy
One of my friends said maybe he should try online dating. The peril of the empty inbox is unknown to him.9yr ⋅ RayAP19 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
The only thing worse than being foul bachelor frog is being depressed foul bachelor frog9yr ⋅ RayAP19 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I firmly believe this is the funniest story arc in the entire series. I've never laughed so much at non-punchline panels while reading C&H11yr ⋅ RayAP19 ⋅ r/calvinandhobbes
Math lessons from Professor Hobbes. (tigers are great at math. It's instinct-- tigers are born with it)12yr ⋅ RayAP19 ⋅ r/calvinandhobbes
She said she dreamt about me, and that the guy she saw was white and had golden hair. I am African-American, and I have black hair. And I'm pretty sure she knows that.8yr ⋅ RayAP19 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
My experience at the Deadpool premiere a few weeks ago with a lady friend. Things did not go smoothly, to say the least.8yr ⋅ RayAP19 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
What happens when you combine Forever Alone and depression (first-- be nice)12yr ⋅ RayAP19 ⋅ r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
She was definitely a Good Girl Gina, but I don't think he gave himself enough credit for being a Good Guy Greg11yr ⋅ RayAP19 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Somehow, my brain forgot that if I get a text message, my phone will use sound to let me know11yr ⋅ RayAP19 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Did anyone else notice how Bray started smiling as he was being thrown to the wolves?10yr ⋅ RayAP19 ⋅ r/SquaredCircle
Interesting turn of events. He calls run commit. This, in turn, replaces my left tackle with a retard.9yr ⋅ RayAP19 ⋅ r/Madden
[Request] Is 98% of the internet made up of pornography, or even close? If no, what's the actual number?6yr ⋅ RayAP19 ⋅ r/theydidthemath
My experience with online dating (and this doesn't even count pics where they're showing off cleavage or sticking their asses out)9yr ⋅ RayAP19 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
More than five years after the fact, and he's still got the best clothesline in the business (Raw Jan. 19 spoilers)10yr ⋅ RayAP19 ⋅ r/SquaredCircle
I've never accomplished so much by massively screwing up in my entire life11yr ⋅ RayAP19 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Living with severe depression/anxiety for well over 10 years. Good day is an understatement.11yr ⋅ RayAP19 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I swear I've seen 100 Five minutes late, boss was ten minutes late Success Kid memes11yr ⋅ RayAP19 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I'll never understand why people who play sports games online complain that the way people play is fake11yr ⋅ RayAP19 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Anyone who's been depressed will understand. It kills anything inside you remotely resembling motivation.11yr ⋅ RayAP19 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Realized this after I let a friend shower in my house. Not showering every single day isn't really bad, but damn...11yr ⋅ RayAP19 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
