I’ll take “cutting off your nose to spite your face” for a bag of peanuts, Alex3mo ⋅ TwoPercentTokes ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Justice Clarence Thomas’ handler paid $150,000 for Thomas’s kid to go to a private boarding school. Bought and paid for1yr ⋅ TwoPercentTokes ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
You know what would make this argument about God better? Alcohol7mo ⋅ TwoPercentTokes ⋅ r/HistoryMemes
It’s not even hypocrisy, it’s just perpetuating systemic racism1yr ⋅ TwoPercentTokes ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Not that I wish Japan had won, it’s just somehow extremely frustrating to read through their decision-making processes1yr ⋅ TwoPercentTokes ⋅ r/HistoryMemes
I’ll take “behavior Jesus would be disgusted by” for $500, Alex1yr ⋅ TwoPercentTokes ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Just wait until they shut down the government over the debt ceiling!1yr ⋅ TwoPercentTokes ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Democrats are offering Republicans their wishlist to help get things moving in Congress and they’re *still* more interested in politics than governing2mo ⋅ TwoPercentTokes ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Regardless of what happens to DJT, we have a bigger problem on our hands4mo ⋅ TwoPercentTokes ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Mike Johnson tried to disenfranchise millions of voters and is an enemy to American democracy6mo ⋅ TwoPercentTokes ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I, too, have close personal friends that give me “gifts” worth millions and pay me for the privilege of providing free housing to my mom, just totally normal friend things1yr ⋅ TwoPercentTokes ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
They weren’t mad about the evils of slavery, they were mad because they were too poor to own somebody themselves8mo ⋅ TwoPercentTokes ⋅ r/HistoryMemes
Being a patriot and a Trump supporter are quickly becoming mutually exclusive9mo ⋅ TwoPercentTokes ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Somehow I don’t think lowering taxes for corporations and the rich while cutting benefits for the poor is going to improve the economy1yr ⋅ TwoPercentTokes ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Sorry Grant, I’d love to send you more troops and supplies but that just wouldn’t be fair to General Lee4mo ⋅ TwoPercentTokes ⋅ r/HistoryMemes
If they had fielded better candidates and actually come up with a plan to address inflation and crime, Republicans would have crushed the midterms1yr ⋅ TwoPercentTokes ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
What are constitutional checks and balances compared to free RVs and houses from Republican donors?1mo ⋅ TwoPercentTokes ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
OPEC cut oil production by 2 millions barrels PER DAY for no reason other than to cause economic harm to the West1yr ⋅ TwoPercentTokes ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
“Special” is in the title, so he must be getting special treatment!9mo ⋅ TwoPercentTokes ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I guess the Macedonians, Greeks, Celts, Germans, Phoenicians, Libyans, and a thousand other peoples didn’t get the memo that their weapons system was superior and they should have beat the Romans.1yr ⋅ TwoPercentTokes ⋅ r/HistoryMemes
Nothing like a little blatant corruption on your crusade to force pregnancies on women1yr ⋅ TwoPercentTokes ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
It doesn’t really matter whether or not it’s “legal”, it’s wrong and unethical1yr ⋅ TwoPercentTokes ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
You make some good points about the need for agrarian reform, Gracchus, but have you considered this? *grabs chair leg*3mo ⋅ TwoPercentTokes ⋅ r/RoughRomanMemes
Germany had plenty of culpability as well, but there were no “good guys” on either side in WWI1yr ⋅ TwoPercentTokes ⋅ r/HistoryMemes
I guess ancient spear-wielding militaries didn’t get the memo that their weapons system was superior1yr ⋅ TwoPercentTokes ⋅ r/RoughRomanMemes
The conversation will be exactly the same after the next shooting, too1yr ⋅ TwoPercentTokes ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
My grandfather gifted me his S&W Model 64 .38 Special for Christmas, my first pistol!1yr ⋅ TwoPercentTokes ⋅ r/guns
Jim Jordan for speaker? Total a-hole. “Teaching evolution causes school shootings” MAGA Mike? What a nice guy!6mo ⋅ TwoPercentTokes ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Hey man, the Mongols weren’t ruthless conquerors, they just like, loved the planet, bro2yr ⋅ TwoPercentTokes ⋅ r/HistoryMemes
Turns out shoveling culture-war propaganda down the throats of a third of the country for decades has downstream consequences1yr ⋅ TwoPercentTokes ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
There’d be an uphill battle to get Republicans in the House to agree with it but it’s pretty clear the unions were right all along and the railroad companies are criminally greedy1yr ⋅ TwoPercentTokes ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical equine ceremony1yr ⋅ TwoPercentTokes ⋅ r/HistoryMemes
I know what will solve our problems! Divided government, gridlock, and culture war issues1yr ⋅ TwoPercentTokes ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Step 1: Implement bad economic policy to line your rich donors’ pockets. Step 2: Lose an election cycle, blame the tanking economy on Democrats. Step 3: Win the next election cycle, rinse and repeat2yr ⋅ TwoPercentTokes ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
If you can’t figure out the relatively simple concept that there is no “fast” lane but only a passing lane, you should not be driving1yr ⋅ TwoPercentTokes ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
The party of “fiscal responsibility” using the world economy as a bargaining chip1yr ⋅ TwoPercentTokes ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Dummy Donald could have avoided this whole thing by simply returning sensitive national security documents when the government asked nicely, multiple times11mo ⋅ TwoPercentTokes ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Sorry, Hannibal, we don’t make the rules, we just ignore them10mo ⋅ TwoPercentTokes ⋅ r/RoughRomanMemes
Step 1: Reduce levels of legal immigration below economic need, Step 2: Criminalize immigrants to strip their legal protections, Step 3: Exploit and profit1yr ⋅ TwoPercentTokes ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Turns out the trick to solving inflation is to raise the price of everything by a third1yr ⋅ TwoPercentTokes ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Don’t mind Tuck, he’s just sowing the seeds for the next violent insurrection1yr ⋅ TwoPercentTokes ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
We thought this was Roman propaganda until we found the archaeological evidence1yr ⋅ TwoPercentTokes ⋅ r/HistoryMemes
We can excuse a lot of horrible stuff, but we draw the line at electoral failure1yr ⋅ TwoPercentTokes ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Why is this a requirement for the Iberian Struggle, and how do I satisfy it?5mo ⋅ TwoPercentTokes ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
QAnon disciples and Jan 6th supporters on the Oversight and Homeland Security Committees, George Santos’s bizarre lies, and an upcoming fight over the debt ceiling that could crash the economy... dark times are ahead1yr ⋅ TwoPercentTokes ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Dang it Joe, you were supposed to leave the inflation switch in the OFF position!1yr ⋅ TwoPercentTokes ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
How can we achieve anything when one side refuses to acknowledge reality?1yr ⋅ TwoPercentTokes ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
When’s the last time conservatives had an actual policy agenda beyond base obstructionism?1yr ⋅ TwoPercentTokes ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Took about 10 seconds to go from “lock her up!” to “any prosecution of a political opponent is a weaponization if the Justice Department”11mo ⋅ TwoPercentTokes ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
The problem isn’t the obstacles we face, it’s the people standing in our way2yr ⋅ TwoPercentTokes ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
It's a bold strategy Cotton, let's see how it works out for them2yr ⋅ TwoPercentTokes ⋅ r/HistoryMemes
Anyone else have an outlaw outfit they only wear while doing bad things?2yr ⋅ TwoPercentTokes ⋅ r/reddeadredemption
It’s almost as if this second covid surge was COMPLETELY preventable...2yr ⋅ TwoPercentTokes ⋅ r/BikiniBottomTwitter
Mental health crisis? You mean the millions of people insane enough to believe saturating a society with deadly weapons is a good idea?2mo ⋅ TwoPercentTokes ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I've founded my first settlement, Ilium, but I think it needs a wall (Slopeless)1yr ⋅ TwoPercentTokes ⋅ r/Kenshi
Framing politics as “impolite discussion” only leads to further polarization and lack of action. Like a healthy family, functioning societies don’t bury their poblems1yr ⋅ TwoPercentTokes ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
It’s almost as if - wait for it - they were distinct weapons ideal for different uses and situations1yr ⋅ TwoPercentTokes ⋅ r/HistoryMemes
After being unsure about my future for so long, I recently found out I was accepted into my school's civil engineering department and secured a good job for after graduation. Here's my victory toke spot.7yr ⋅ TwoPercentTokes ⋅ r/trees
It’s pretty clear what your issue is, and it ain’t “content consistency”1yr ⋅ TwoPercentTokes ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
When you painstakingly collect two of 25 species of fauna and cap it off by tossing an infected Red Eyeye.6yr ⋅ TwoPercentTokes ⋅ r/subnautica
The argument basically boils down to, “this issue is too difficult to solve, might as well give up.” Or they just don’t care about lives and it’s all BS anyway2yr ⋅ TwoPercentTokes ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
In Jurassic Park (1993), when Dr. Grant realizes he has two female ends of a seat belt, he “finds a way” to make it work by tying it together, foreshadowing female dinosaurs changing sex to produce offspring.3yr ⋅ TwoPercentTokes ⋅ r/MovieDetails
