I laughed way too hard at this.
It was in a public park and I had to poop really bad. Bonus it was empty.
In light of his Porn Star affair and her canceling the trip to Davos.
Confused? We are way past that.
My son. Before and after homecoming.
Every single time.
My wife and I 1989 and 2019. 30yrs together and married 25yrs in September.
MRW I get snapped, I unsubscribe then subscribe here.
I was cleaning the basement and found this. My daughter and her boyfriend made these and walked right into a concert. No questions asked.
This a Morgan. She’s getting me drunk while I wait for my kids at the Lil Pump concert. Extra $1 tip for each 1000 upvotes (on top of the 20% I leave) proof provided. No bamboozle’s. AMA too.
D&D, Pokemon Go or Fantasy Football. It's all the same.
Oh how the turntables.
Houses and Humans. This was at my local Renaissance Festival.
May the 4th be with you
BREAKING NEWS!!! Nunes memo leaked.
Does a step-dad count?
Sr Prom 1986. Top hat, cane and combat boots. Thought I was so punk rock
Poor John. I bet Trump took his red stapler too.
Walking along the beach in Vero Beach Florida After the hurricane passed by looking for Seaglass and I found a vial of blood.
I’ve always wondered this too.
Damn rebel propaganda making our boys in white look bad.
My wife got bit by a horse 2 days ago. This is her left bicep.
“Lots of Regret and Shame” -Snake Juice. I don’t thing ever laughed so hard at a tv episode.
Stolen from r/politicalhumor. Thought you all would like it. I love Tom and Jerry.
Cross post from r/PandR I thought you all would appreciate.
We have photo proof of Trump with 2 prostitutes.
My daughter started her first year of college yesterday. Not sure who is happier. Her or me. We spent all day setting up and decorating her dorm room.
Found on r/dundermifflin and thought you’d all hate it.
Mad Dog has to get into the fray
Very interesting take on the social media black balling situation
Obi Wan is savage.
In remembrance on this solemn day.
My CFO’s (he’s a marine)grandmother passed away this week. They are going through all of her estate and he found this letter that was willed to him. It’s his grandfathers D-statement letter from Pres. Eisenhower. 1944.
We have a hurricane heading for us.
My parents divorced in 1980. Sunday visitation with my dad was usually him drinking at his friends bar in Fells Point while I hung with the bar owners sons. (Me with hands in my pockets 1981)
I took a selfie and saw myself 20 years in the future. (I'm wearing khakis too)
I don’t know what to do
Technically the truth.
The wife and I 11 months apart. Pic on the left Dec. 2014. The right. Tonight after dinner. 80 pounds down between the two of us.
Poor shark. He was so misunderstood.
My dad and I 1974 (not sure if cool)
Hey reddit, can we be Bro’s and help this woman? Maybe someone will recognize him.
Do we have a “forwards from libertarians”
Pretty much nailed it.
With 11 school shootings so far this year the NRA has a foolproof plan to keep America safe.
Feeling cute. Might scrum later. Idk
Figured out why the cat is so fat.
Take the top down too
A medal Trump can wear with pride.
My wife and her little sister single handily destroying the ozone layer before a Depeche Mode concert. 1987
In light of his Twitter meltdown I give you an oldie but a goodie that still rings true.
Found this user in r/murderedby words. Thinks he wrote 3 new commandments.
Long Beach Ca. 1932 VS Today
This is the same magazine that wouldn’t run the Trump love child story because it wasn’t credible enough.
Beaver going to town on this tree. This will make sure it won’t fall.
The Mother’s Day gift my kids got my wife. We still have the 2 ponies on the right but unfortunately Spot jumped the rainbow bridge.
In honor of D-Day a very AMERICAN veteran.
I wish somebody would’ve posted this years ago.
Hersh’s Italian restaurant on Light street has an addition to their menu thanks to Trump
Wow. Trashy on the entire back of the car.
Watching my daughter at the Swan Lake Show in PA and caught this at the practice ring. The heights they do amaze me no matter how many times I see it.
I just leased my daughter a 3’6 eq horse today.
Hey neighbors. Can we get this out there? Maybe someone recognizes him or found the wallet. Happened in Annapolis.
Maybe her Dr got hit by a car.
“And liberty and justice for all” * void where prohibited, some restrictions may apply, not available in all states.
1955 to be exact
It’s crucial that you put aside your personal opinions, honor the brave men and women in uniform for their service, and also be ready to exercise your Second Amendment rights to shoot these heroic soldiers if it comes right down to it.
SO Proud!! My daughter got accepted to UT Martin and their team. (Her with her IEA coach under UT Martin pic)
Bought this veteran a drink. Met him at a bar on Christmas Eve.
Stoli was just weeks old and eyes barely opened when we found him under some hay bales. 4 yrs later he’s king of the house.
Not my grandmom but I get like a crazy email a week from him. (He is late 60’s and has grandkids)
It would be awesome
Is it just me or is this POS trying to set things up like he handled the worst hurricane in history of hurricanes as a way to brag?￼
Sister uses her own sisters MS to promote her plexus snake oil bullshit. Who the fuck is they
My daughter is on cloud 9. 6th place in the Giddings Medal Final @ PG equestrian center. Maryland.
My local bar’s bathroom sign
[Homemade] My wife made everything bagels with cream cheese, tomatoe, avocado, onion and bacon.
Mass extinction at the old folks home by my house.
It’s going to be YUUGGGE!!
New Adventure Time Doc Martens
Expectant Mother’s please heed the warning.
Puppet does heckin good imitation of a paper shredder at my office.
Fixed the 2nd amendment for Trump supporters and GOP
My daughters and her OTTB Jane (Safari Girl) at BEST horse shows.
Tom was the ultimate Avenger
After a foreclosure, quitting my job and moving 1000 miles north and starting my own company my wife and I finally own a house again. Closed today!!!
Girl wanted a puppy for years. Her boyfriend suprised her with one and it's adorable
Watching the one with the baby on the bus and I never noticed this sex joke.
My good boy Captains Chocolate Chip Chip. Oct. 2005 to July 2017. RIP buddy.
In “Madagascar” when Marty asks the police horse for directions the police horse tells him to go down 42nd and if you get to the Chrysler building you’ve went too far. Spot on. The Chrysler builing is on 42nd right past Grand Central Station .
It’s not funny because it’s true.
Thanos did NOTHING wrong.
Fixed the 2nd amendment for Trump supporters/GOP
My CFO’s grandmother passed away and he was willed this from her and his grandfather. Signed letter from Pres. Eisenhower to the allied forces before d-day.
Just bought a new house and Stoli found his spot
Happy Halloween. Enjoy your coma and possible amputation.
Me and my mates in High School. 1986 and present day
I’m not a hunter by my son-in-law is. He’s not a Redditor, I am. Thought you’d all like his first deer in 7 years. Muzzleloader at dusk. Eastern shore of MD.
Happy 4th to all. While I’m not a libertarian this is my favorite sub because it’s representative of America. Free speech with a melting pot of ideas the promotes liberty for all. In the words of Team America “ AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!!
Hey all. Can we get the word out on this. This was in Annapolis. Maybe someone recognizes this guy.
[Image] You miss 100%.....
My wife cleaning the house before the housekeepers come.
Typical stormtrooper. (Sorry if repost)
Sometimes they procreate. He’s married, 2 kids, Atheist, Trump supporter, Libertarian and 100% believes taxation is theft.
This made my brain hurt. Wrong so many ways.
I found this in r/politicalhumor and though you all would like it.
My Post in r/funny made it to the front page of r/all. I got this DM the next day.
THANK YOU PCMastertace!! After tons of posts and questions and wavering my son is stoked beyond belief. His new battle station. (i7, NVIDIA 1060, 120SSD, and 1 TB Hd)
Handsome boy gets all the ladies and his tag tells the story. (Zoom in)
My 6th month anniversary of making a change. 271>198. I've bounced between 240 and 270 for 14 years. I've never felt so good!!!!
Shower thought-This will determine real quick if the people who call themselves Libertarians are really libertarians or just republicans who want to smoke pot and not pay taxes.
The Onion on point as always
Chungus is out. Time for Biggie Cheese
There’s a new king in the house.
I hit 100,000 karma today!!
So me. Can’t wear Uggs now?
Poor poor Trump. She can’t keep a secret.
Say crabby patty one more time. I double dare you.
Revenge is sweet
The short version of General Mattis’s resignation letter to President Cheeto
My dad and step-mom (on the left) with my daughter. In 2011 my step-mom was diagnosed with stage 4 lung cancer and given 18 months to live. This pic was taken last Sunday and today she is cancer free.
My daughter won reserve champion on her brand new horse.
Whenever my wife is out of town this is my cats.
Parker the CBO was not happy with me today.
PsBattle: This turtle on his daily stroll
Simple yet shitty in Annapolis
I live in Annapolis and I found either an Extreme Navy fan or warrior for Schrute Farms secret army?
Can we get the word out? Happened in Annapolis. Maybe someone recognizes him or found the card.
I was hunting for bugs 🐜 for my daughters zoology project. Stumbled across this black widow. Biggest I’ve seen up close.
They wouldn’t run the Trump love child story because it wasn’t credible but this is perfectly fine.
Some tense negotiations at the office today.
I'm not EMO. Note to self cat does not like frontline. (Cross post r/pics)
Complaining my friends server is down while he's on vacation.
DP is a great artist.
My truck reminds me to look in the back seat every time I turn off the ignition.
A very Trumpy valentine
My city(Annapolis) has added orange flags to the crosswalks to help you cross the street
Petition to keep upvotes as upvotes and downvotes as downvotes.