2 best friends moved more than 1000+ miles each, and its the anniversary when my 3rd best friend passed away. Clase Azul was needed. Each upvote is $0.25 to suicide prevention up to $1000. Let’s bring some light to it all. No joke - let’s fucking do this! If you need someone to talk to, message me.5yr ⋅ dosequisxx ⋅ r/drunk
Last night in town before a deployment, no friend has reached out to say goodbye. One drink per upvote at this small bar in WA.6yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/drunk
Getting drunk alone while my daughter is out on a date with a guy who calls himself “Vapelord”. Vape. Lord.6yr ⋅ krissime ⋅ r/drunk
Wife is working late shift so I'm getting drunk to clean the house. 100 upvotes = a new chore. Let alcohol help my marriage!7yr ⋅ intenslikcampin ⋅ r/drunk
This a Morgan. She’s getting me drunk while I wait for my kids at the Lil Pump concert. Extra $1 tip for each 1000 upvotes (on top of the 20% I leave) proof provided. No bamboozle’s. AMA too.7yr ⋅ Naptownfellow ⋅ r/drunk
Got banned from r/LifeProTips for this one: Pour a Guinness into your paper coffee cup and it looks like a latte so you can drink in public without problems7yr ⋅ 727Super27 ⋅ r/drunk
Finished unpacking, the kid is sound asleep after being intimidated by his new room, finally out of the ghetto, I deserve this.6yr ⋅ NeonBlackRainbow ⋅ r/drunk
We screwed up... we came to Disney World unplanned and unprepared for our friends kids birthday... only way to drink in the magic kingdom is to eat at a sit down restaurant that is extremely expensive. For every 10 up vote im buying my wife and myself a $12 beverage 😵7yr ⋅ abuigues ⋅ r/drunk
So I was driving to meet a girl from Tinder when revea she was 17. So now I'm getting drunk at this free festival and Coolio showed up on stage. Pretty great night6yr ⋅ Crazylegs704 ⋅ r/drunk
Asked a girl out last week, she said yes then ghosted me over the weekend. Cheers.6yr ⋅ pwdftw ⋅ r/drunk
Well cancer. You won. I hope you're fucking happy. Sucked away his life to feed your own. But he was strong to the end. You couldn't suck away his spirit. Everyone raise your glass for Mo Dog tonight.6yr ⋅ flysoup84 ⋅ r/drunk
This guy right here said every upvote is a shot on him. Reddit, fuck me up.6yr ⋅ porklorneo ⋅ r/drunk
I’m drunk, and I just told off my ex. I’ll add another day that I never talk to her again for every upvote6yr ⋅ lgfuad-in-style ⋅ r/drunk
No sob story and no begging for up votes here. Life is good and so is the whiskey. Cheers!5yr ⋅ js7289 ⋅ r/drunk
I buried my best friend in the woods today, have a drink for Dirk tonight please! He was a good boy.7yr ⋅ quickstop_rstvideo ⋅ r/drunk
Drunk and trying to forget I saw my ex with a new girl who he is now MARRIED TO after cheating on me with her. Each upvote = a sip of the cheapest wine I could find at the gas station near my house5yr ⋅ MythicalMajasty ⋅ r/drunk
Caught my gf that lived with me cheating on me with a guy that apparently got her hooked on heroin. I'm sad.5yr ⋅ EightBitBite ⋅ r/drunk
Drunk AF and I just wanna show off my babies lol they make my days so much better have helped me get through a rough year last year haha upvote if you think they’re awesome6yr ⋅ j022n ⋅ r/drunk
Todays my 21st but all my friends are at uni and im drinking alone so every 10 upvotes=1 more shot7yr ⋅ Roberrrrr ⋅ r/drunk
Just found out my cat of 7 years has lymphoma and the vet doesn't know how lon he has. Every upvote gives him a cuddle and scratchy.7yr ⋅ PimemtoCheese ⋅ r/drunk
When your girl dumps you and then moves in with the guy she told you to not worry, and all you have is High Life 😭6yr ⋅ Blaez93 ⋅ r/drunk
Tonight is my 25th birthday. Every 25 upvotes I spin the wheel. Let's get drunk!7yr ⋅ SaxosSteve ⋅ r/drunk
3 upvotes and I make a whole entire new post with my boobs in it because I'm drunk and fuck I love my cat7yr ⋅ nvenus ⋅ r/drunk
Drinking in the office after everyone's left. 1 upvote = 1 deletion of an important company spreadsheet.7yr ⋅ ChuckCassadyJR ⋅ r/drunk
I don't have other friends or subs to confide in, but my dad just died and had this bottle set aside for either cure/death. Let's raise a glass to Dave. This will taste good on either side.5yr ⋅ hello_dali ⋅ r/drunk
My flight got cancelled, and my next one is delayed. Tomorrow is my 30th birthday, and I'm on beer #5. How's your Friday night going?6yr ⋅ bearlytame ⋅ r/drunk
Work week is done. Found out my wife had multiple affairs. But, I work my ass off and I’m a good dad and good friend. She can fuck off. Cheers to my fellow Redditors, enjoy life even when it kicks you in the teeth! I don’t drink to avoid the moment, I drink to enrich it.5yr ⋅ throwaway1126960 ⋅ r/drunk
Trapped in a Christmas party with my co-workers, they are nice but wtf they talking about? Every upvote and I will laugh for no reason5yr ⋅ damciu2 ⋅ r/drunk
The moment when you know that she is the one (x-post from r/gifs)7yr ⋅ PM-ME-YOUR-DRUNK-TIT ⋅ r/drunk
It may be cold and snowing, but in my mind its 80 degrees and I'm on a beach5yr ⋅ TED_FING_NUGENT ⋅ r/drunk
Every year I put a Santa hat on my TV and play this drinking game. If someone wears the hat, you drink. I'd say it's close enough7yr ⋅ KingBearFight ⋅ r/drunk
Last night I tried to kill myself, tonight I'm deciding to get sober. This is my last drink with you beautiful people5yr ⋅ Salarmot ⋅ r/drunk
2 years ago I was making 39,000 a year, today I got a job offer for 65,000. CHEERS5yr ⋅ chicagodogmom606 ⋅ r/drunk
We randomly connected through this subreddit and were finally getting a drink togethet6yr ⋅ CrayolaS7 ⋅ r/drunk
I get (have) to spend my thanksgiving with my Mormon family. So I pregamed with mimosas and I’ve already finished the bottle of champagne. At 11am. Happy Drunksgiving to all the black sheep out there.5yr ⋅ darcizzle16 ⋅ r/drunk
My buddy asked me if I wanted to get drunk, but I've been drinking already7yr ⋅ IAmABouncer ⋅ r/drunk
I escaped my physically abusive mother and moved into a new apartment in secret while she was away on a business trip. Celebrating my freedom and lifted burden with a delicious brew and some shots. Cheers to my fellow digital friends on r/drunk!6yr ⋅ Random_Avenger ⋅ r/drunk
My doggo is on his way out. Staying up all night with him so he doesn't die alone. Please have a drink for Ollie. He's a good boy.6yr ⋅ blapplejacks ⋅ r/drunk
Tonight I'm drinking whisky and listening to Adele on vinyl cause I'm a man and I do what I want damnit6yr ⋅ Crazylegs704 ⋅ r/drunk
This one is for all the lives lost to suicide. We miss you. We love you.6yr ⋅ ACaulfield910 ⋅ r/drunk
The wine subreddit didn't appreciate me drinking cab out of a pint glass on a Monday. I feel like y'all will.1yr ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/drunk
Just lost my fiance' s grandma to cancer. She loved me like I was her own. Please say cheers to one of the greatest women I have ever known.7yr ⋅ jssryns ⋅ r/drunk
My best mate has been missing for over a week now. I think I’ve come to the realisation that the worst must have happened to him so I’m going to get smashed tonight! Here’s to you Oscar! 😭5yr ⋅ v-tecjustkickedinyo ⋅ r/drunk
I know that beer goes best with an empty stomach, but this is pretty good to. Cheers.5yr ⋅ Koffeinklas ⋅ r/drunk
For every 10 upvotes I will drink a shot if this smooth fucking whiskey my company gave me. And pet my dog.6yr ⋅ NIKONandCANONuser ⋅ r/drunk
we’re drunk at a club and just realized this is the first picture me and my boyfriend ever took together. I’ve never been happier.6yr ⋅ joaquinrasta ⋅ r/drunk