2 best friends moved more than 1000+ miles each, and its the anniversary when my 3rd best friend passed away. Clase Azul was needed. Each upvote is $0.25 to suicide prevention up to $1000. Let’s bring some light to it all. No joke - let’s fucking do this! If you need someone to talk to, message me.5yr ⋅ dosequisxx ⋅ r/drunk
Last night in town before a deployment, no friend has reached out to say goodbye. One drink per upvote at this small bar in WA.6yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/drunk
Getting drunk alone while my daughter is out on a date with a guy who calls himself “Vapelord”. Vape. Lord.6yr ⋅ krissime ⋅ r/drunk
Wife is working late shift so I'm getting drunk to clean the house. 100 upvotes = a new chore. Let alcohol help my marriage!6yr ⋅ intenslikcampin ⋅ r/drunk
Got banned from r/LifeProTips for this one: Pour a Guinness into your paper coffee cup and it looks like a latte so you can drink in public without problems7yr ⋅ 727Super27 ⋅ r/drunk
I’m drunk, and I just told off my ex. I’ll add another day that I never talk to her again for every upvote5yr ⋅ lgfuad-in-style ⋅ r/drunk
Having a shower beer because my girlfriend cheated on me with my best friend. For every 10 upvotes I’ll drink another beer.6yr ⋅ MenstruationOatmeal ⋅ r/drunk
No sob story and no begging for up votes here. Life is good and so is the whiskey. Cheers!5yr ⋅ js7289 ⋅ r/drunk
Finished unpacking, the kid is sound asleep after being intimidated by his new room, finally out of the ghetto, I deserve this.6yr ⋅ NeonBlackRainbow ⋅ r/drunk
Caught my gf that lived with me cheating on me with a guy that apparently got her hooked on heroin. I'm sad.5yr ⋅ EightBitBite ⋅ r/drunk
We screwed up... we came to Disney World unplanned and unprepared for our friends kids birthday... only way to drink in the magic kingdom is to eat at a sit down restaurant that is extremely expensive. For every 10 up vote im buying my wife and myself a $12 beverage 😵6yr ⋅ abuigues ⋅ r/drunk
So I was driving to meet a girl from Tinder when revea she was 17. So now I'm getting drunk at this free festival and Coolio showed up on stage. Pretty great night6yr ⋅ Crazylegs704 ⋅ r/drunk
All of my friends canceled on my dinner plans for my 30th birthday tonight, but reddit has always been there for me. So fuck it, here's to you.6yr ⋅ GET_OUT_OF_MY_HEAD ⋅ r/drunk
My doggo is on his way out. Staying up all night with him so he doesn't die alone. Please have a drink for Ollie. He's a good boy.5yr ⋅ blapplejacks ⋅ r/drunk
When your girl dumps you and then moves in with the guy she told you to not worry, and all you have is High Life 😭6yr ⋅ Blaez93 ⋅ r/drunk
Asked a girl out last week, she said yes then ghosted me over the weekend. Cheers.6yr ⋅ pwdftw ⋅ r/drunk
Well cancer. You won. I hope you're fucking happy. Sucked away his life to feed your own. But he was strong to the end. You couldn't suck away his spirit. Everyone raise your glass for Mo Dog tonight.6yr ⋅ flysoup84 ⋅ r/drunk
Guess who got selected as my boss' Secret Santa this year? If this gets 10 upvotes I'm giving this to him.5yr ⋅ CookingwithCarl7 ⋅ r/drunk
This guy right here said every upvote is a shot on him. Reddit, fuck me up.5yr ⋅ porklorneo ⋅ r/drunk
3 upvotes and I make a whole entire new post with my boobs in it because I'm drunk and fuck I love my cat7yr ⋅ nvenus ⋅ r/drunk
I buried my best friend in the woods today, have a drink for Dirk tonight please! He was a good boy.6yr ⋅ quickstop_rstvideo ⋅ r/drunk
Drunk and trying to forget I saw my ex with a new girl who he is now MARRIED TO after cheating on me with her. Each upvote = a sip of the cheapest wine I could find at the gas station near my house5yr ⋅ MythicalMajasty ⋅ r/drunk
My flight got cancelled, and my next one is delayed. Tomorrow is my 30th birthday, and I'm on beer #5. How's your Friday night going?5yr ⋅ bearlytame ⋅ r/drunk
Quit my shitty job and bought a one way ticket to southeast asia. Cheers from Hong Kong!6yr ⋅ JefeElJefe ⋅ r/drunk
My friend trying to get into his house after England's game last Sunday. Please make him famous.6yr ⋅ toms4053 ⋅ r/drunk
Trapped in a Christmas party with my co-workers, they are nice but wtf they talking about? Every upvote and I will laugh for no reason5yr ⋅ damciu2 ⋅ r/drunk
The moment when you know that she is the one (x-post from r/gifs)7yr ⋅ PM-ME-YOUR-DRUNK-TIT ⋅ r/drunk
Drunk AF and I just wanna show off my babies lol they make my days so much better have helped me get through a rough year last year haha upvote if you think they’re awesome6yr ⋅ j022n ⋅ r/drunk
It may be cold and snowing, but in my mind its 80 degrees and I'm on a beach5yr ⋅ TED_FING_NUGENT ⋅ r/drunk
Last night I tried to kill myself, tonight I'm deciding to get sober. This is my last drink with you beautiful people5yr ⋅ Salarmot ⋅ r/drunk
2 years ago I was making 39,000 a year, today I got a job offer for 65,000. CHEERS4yr ⋅ chicagodogmom606 ⋅ r/drunk
We randomly connected through this subreddit and were finally getting a drink togethet6yr ⋅ CrayolaS7 ⋅ r/drunk
Grandma passed away (she helped raise me and big part of who I am today). She was an absolute legend and man this hurts. Cheers5yr ⋅ divaette ⋅ r/drunk
My buddy asked me if I wanted to get drunk, but I've been drinking already7yr ⋅ IAmABouncer ⋅ r/drunk
I escaped my physically abusive mother and moved into a new apartment in secret while she was away on a business trip. Celebrating my freedom and lifted burden with a delicious brew and some shots. Cheers to my fellow digital friends on r/drunk!6yr ⋅ Random_Avenger ⋅ r/drunk
Tough day at work. For every upvote I take one shot and give my doggo one hug6yr ⋅ Veraladain ⋅ r/drunk
I finally got the guts to give up the career I’ve been so burnt out on, and signed up for college for the first time! Aka I gave up pleasing everyone else and I’m doing what makes me happy. Little solo celebration 🎉6yr ⋅ _coyotelovely ⋅ r/drunk
Todays my 21st but all my friends are at uni and im drinking alone so every 10 upvotes=1 more shot6yr ⋅ Roberrrrr ⋅ r/drunk
Tonight I'm drinking whisky and listening to Adele on vinyl cause I'm a man and I do what I want damnit6yr ⋅ Crazylegs704 ⋅ r/drunk
Miscarried a baby I was extremely excited about at 10 1/2 weeks. Fucking sucks.5yr ⋅ hadenbobaden23 ⋅ r/drunk
This one is for all the lives lost to suicide. We miss you. We love you.5yr ⋅ ACaulfield910 ⋅ r/drunk
Just found out my cat of 7 years has lymphoma and the vet doesn't know how lon he has. Every upvote gives him a cuddle and scratchy.7yr ⋅ PimemtoCheese ⋅ r/drunk
I don't know if you can tell but there are 83 little cookies I just made and I'm drunk and I wanted someone to see all the cookies I made. Also look at my dog!!!6yr ⋅ RichardCory109 ⋅ r/drunk
Just lost my fiance' s grandma to cancer. She loved me like I was her own. Please say cheers to one of the greatest women I have ever known.7yr ⋅ jssryns ⋅ r/drunk
My best mate has been missing for over a week now. I think I’ve come to the realisation that the worst must have happened to him so I’m going to get smashed tonight! Here’s to you Oscar! 😭5yr ⋅ v-tecjustkickedinyo ⋅ r/drunk
I know that beer goes best with an empty stomach, but this is pretty good to. Cheers.5yr ⋅ Koffeinklas ⋅ r/drunk
