I had to confiscate the speaker from one of my guys last week after he played 3 hours of Phish during prep. Had this decal made to go on the wall of the trailer to ratify the new law.2mo ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/KitchenConfidential
I'm finally starting my dream. I am opening a walk up barbecue restaurant in a 325 square foot kitchen. Here's my initial menu.1yr ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/KitchenConfidential
A particularly right leaning acquaintance of mine who maintains that healthcare is not a right is currently begging for antibiotics on Facebook. Everything is working as it's supposed to, it'd seem.1yr ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/LateStageCapitalism
My wife says that the trellis I built for our cucumbers is ugly. I said that the plants don't care what they climb.2yr ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/gardening
I've hit the jackpot, boys. It's going to a mother to move, but I've got a full scaly bark hickory tree that's been laying for 2 years waiting on me.1yr ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/smoking
First order this morning I found out that the top on the pepper was loose.10mo ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/KitchenConfidential
I have street tacos and breakfast tacos on the menu. I have a bad habit of just completely forgetting the eggs in the breakfast tacos. So, I made a reminder to myself.1yr ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/KitchenConfidential
After eating an edible I had an insatiable urge for a filet o fish but doordash doesn't deliver McDonald's where I am. Found the best Atlantic Cod that Gordons offers in the freezer and slapped it on some brioche with colby and hot sauce mayo.1yr ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Picked up this antique mini bar at a pawn shop today. I don't know why I need it, but it's pretty cool.1yr ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/cocktails
I'm having my official opening in my retail location tomorrow after spending last fall doing catering and deliveries out of a commissary kitchen. Here's my initial menu with the expectation to be adding more items very soon.1yr ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/smoking
I rehabbed an old offset smoker and seasoned it as one would a piece of cast iron cookware. I lit the fire and sprayed it down with vegetable oil allowing the oil to polymerize on its exterior. Thought you all would appreciate it.1yr ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/castiron
I got a catering inquiry earlier. I was driving so I called and spoke to the most obvious scammer. Figured I'd still send him a menu, though.4mo ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/KitchenConfidential
I ran a fried fish special this past Friday out of my walk up window. I knew it would taste good, but I was especially happy with how well it plated up.6mo ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/FoodPorn
Scored this cord of red oak split and delivered for $100. It's definitely not seasoned like he said, but I'm not complaining with the amount that he brought.1yr ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/smoking
Tomorrow I'll be running service for my toughest crowd of the year, my in laws. Here's my fancy yet approachable menu.4mo ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/KitchenConfidential
Loaded up at Sam's yesterday for an approximately 36 hour long cook this weekend.1yr ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/BBQ
Chicken breast, roasted broccoli, and black beans. Simple, effective, tasty.3yr ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/HealthyFood
I decided to fuse Texas style chili with Tennessee pork butt. I've created something that is neither Texan nor Tennesseean. What's between those two states? That's right. I give you Arkansas Style* Pork Stew1yr ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/BBQ
Wanted to put an absolute hangover scudbuster on the weekend breakfast menu. Did drop biscuits topped with sausage gravy, smoked pork belly, cheddar cheese (that I need to melt better) and sunny egg. Mission accomplished.10mo ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/KitchenConfidential
The biggest sous vide operation that I've ever tried is set up and ready to go. I will be cooking thirteen 14+ oz ribeyes at 137°F today.2yr ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/sousvide
I've changed numerous hearts and minds on Spam's potential with these silly little smoked sliders.1yr ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/smoking
Found a deal on a Titan rack, a rusty bar, and a few hundred pounds of weights. It's not much but it's a start.1yr ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/homegym
Ate an edible and had an insatiable urge for a filet o fish but doordash doesn't deliver McDonald's where I am. Found the best Atlantic Cod that Gordons offers in the freezer and slapped it on some brioche with colby and hot sauce mayo.1yr ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/stonerfood
Yesterday I posted a picture of a nasty old offset. I spent the day getting it cleaned up. Doing a seasoning burn on it now.1yr ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/smoking
The wine subreddit didn't appreciate me drinking cab out of a pint glass on a Monday. I feel like y'all will.1yr ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/drunk
We've worked hard to be creative with the menu at my barbecue joint. We're doing a lot of fusion dishes and neat things with our smoked meats. Really though, I kind of just miss just slinging big, sloppy pork sandos.1yr ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/KitchenConfidential
My little sister asked me to cook some Boston Butts for her wedding reception so I had to do it up right for her.1yr ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/BBQ
Had a catering order cancel last minute after I'd already bought the ingredients for smoked mac. Guess what today's special is.8mo ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/KitchenConfidential
Mary woke up this morning and decided she'd be an absolute twat.2yr ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/insanepeoplefacebook
Just rescued this old girl from Bammerland. Taking her back to God's country now.2yr ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/Trucks
Baking has always eluded me. I finally made a successful batch of biscuits at 1:00 am this morning. A failed attempt can be seen in the background.1yr ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/KitchenConfidential
I've been weighing if I wanted to open a full B&M or go mobile with my operation. Decided on the trailer route. Time to get it home, rebrand it, and get cooking.6mo ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/KitchenConfidential
A local restaurant chose this picture of this greyish and unrendered piece of prime rib as their advertisement.1yr ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
I've but one regret: that I only brought a single beer out to the cook shed.1yr ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/smoking
Found a seller in Bamaland selling this Rocky Top special K10. Working a deal to bring the old girl home now.2yr ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/ockytop
An update to the post the other day: The Big Orange Shitbox is on the way back to God's country. See y'all at a tailgate next year.2yr ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/ockytop
Six Modelos in and my wife tells me that I needed to get the cucumbers going up a trellis. No problem, dear. Ezpz.2yr ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/shittywoodworking
My F150 blew the master cylinder going down the highway. Had to get ol' Betty out of the barn while it's being repaired. Forgot how much I enjoy driving this old truck.1yr ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/Trucks
Three days before season and the birds are everywhere. Which means I can fully expect the woods to be silent Saturday.2yr ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/Hunting
I started offering a pea flower lemonade at my restaurant. I've gotten a request to make a cocktail with it at an upcoming private dinner. What would the sub suggest?11mo ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/cocktails
West Tennessee doesn't get as much love in this sub. It's still beautiful in its own way. Madison Co. TN4yr ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/Tennessee
I was told that you all would like the before and after of my clean up and re-seasoning of my new to me smoker.1yr ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/carbonsteel
Blowing minds in my small hometown selling this Japanese Iced Pourover. What is your favorite iced coffee method?9mo ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/pourover
This slaw dog may be one of the most obscene things I’ve ever made1mo ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/KitchenConfidential
This is nothing compared to what some of you all make, but I'm proud of my Oolong Rye Sour.1yr ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/cocktails
My mom sent me this picture of a porterhouse from the new fancy restaurant in town. Am I crazy or does it look absolutely FUBAR?2yr ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/steak
I'm trying to be halfway keto friendly and enjoy the New Year festivities at the same time.4yr ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/ketodrunk
Some car lot sent me this junk mailer with an offer to buy my truck. Say psych right now, because I'll sure let you have it and all 208,756.1 miles on it for that amount.2yr ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/f150
Wanted to put an absolute hangover scudbuster on the weekend breakfast menu. Did drop biscuits topped with sausage gravy, smoked pork belly, cheddar cheese (that I need to melt better) and sunny egg. Mission accomplished.10mo ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/smoking
The last of my orders for this weekend just came off the pit. These spatchcocked chickens and baby back ribs have some people in town starting to talk a little bit.1yr ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/BBQ
I went over to my dad's house to help him pick jalapenos from his garden. Pop's over here growing WMDs on accident.2yr ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/gardening
My little barbecue company was invited to set up at our local Relay For Life event tonight. Here's the current view from the window while the last of the meat pushes through the stall.1yr ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/BBQ
Shun me, please. I lent all my wine glasses to my sister for her Christmas with her In Laws. I'm currently drinking cab out of a pint glass like the heathen I am.1yr ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/wine
Brisket, smoked greens, and sweet potato peanut salad. Sold quite a few of these plates this weekend.1yr ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/smoking
My old grill finally burned out. My wife encouraged me to upgrade a little bit when I went to get a new one. I heeded her advice. Masterbuilt Gravity Series 1050.3yr ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/smoking
I'm not crazy, right? This headline has BIG time Fullcast energy, yeah?1yr ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/shutdownfullcast
Chorizo burgers weighed and patted. Easily cooked after tonight's session.4yr ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/ketotrees
Picked up a Savage 110 chambered 6.5 PRC with a Vortex 6-24x50 and 6 boxes of ammo. Long range shooting has never been my thing, but I might as well start now.1yr ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/longrange
The trailer is in use already? No problem. Chevy Express is on the job.3yr ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/Construction
This was my first attempt at sous vide steak a couple of weeks ago. I can't eat steak from a restaurant after this.4yr ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/sousvide
Does this email about a catering order seem a bit... scammy... or is just me being paranoid? How would one pull off a scam by booking an event?1yr ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/KitchenConfidential
Found these old cleavers in a box of my grandfather's things. What can I do to bring them back to life?1yr ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/chefknives
My old charcoal grill finally burned out. My wife encouraged me to upgrade a little bit on my next one. I heeded her advice.3yr ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/BBQ
A friend of mine got this big SD whitetail this morning. I'm pretty jealous.6yr ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/Hunting
Sometimes I'm happy with my decision to do this for a living. Sometimes you get smacked with crap like this.5mo ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/smoking
You've been high before, yes. But have you ever been Mac & cheese hotdog with flaming hot cheeto dust high?4yr ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/trees
Dad glove mode activated. Found this old SSK at a consignment store. What's the best conditioner to loosen it back up?2yr ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/Homeplate
I went over to my dad's house to help him pick jalapenos from his garden. Pop's over here growing WMDs on accident.2yr ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/HotPeppers
Buzzed my head today and my wife is convinced it's the worst thing I've ever done. Is it really that bad?1yr ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/malehairadvice
Caught this big headed girl in my management lake. I've got to get her fattened up.7yr ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/bassfishing
I asked my sub if the kitchen was clean and ready for cabinets to be installed. He said yes.6yr ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/Construction
My first project is coming along nicely. 8 days in and we're in the dry.7yr ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/Construction
After four long years of driving a 4.0 Mustang, I'm back in a pickup. 2015 F150 Ecoboost.7yr ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/Trucks
Cranberry wine and chocolate vape, I don't want to go back to work tomorrow, handcheck7yr ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/Vaping
I really didn't need the thought of an old lady's gully in my mind.6yr ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/insanepeoplefacebook
So this is what happens when a Chevy 1500 hooks a chain to the back of a 2500.10yr ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/Chevy
I traded for a softail this summer. Now I regret it. What bikes do you wish to have back?11yr ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/Harley
Digging through pictures and found this gem. She's going to grow up to be a rider.11yr ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/Harley
