was suuuper drunk and ate shit in the street this past weekend, the scrape on my knee looks like an upvote!3yr ⋅ knhutch713 ⋅ r/drunk
The love of my life kicked me out a few days ago after I found out she was cheating on me. She threw all of my stuff out on the porch and while I was packing, I found out my grandfather had a stroke and died a few hours ago. Life sucks sometimes.5yr ⋅ U-Were-A-Mistake ⋅ r/drunk
Going to my girlfriends mom's place for dinner....there's no booze in her house and everyone always judges me when I bring my own, so I'm getting nice and drunk before we leave. (Clinky Clinky)6yr ⋅ Careb ⋅ r/drunk
It's 3:30 pm. I've drank a fifth and shaved all my long hair(first time in 18 years) I'm sad and I love you all3yr ⋅ doctorslostcompanion ⋅ r/drunk
Well i came home from work today and my girlfriend (who just moved in 2 weeks ago) packed all her shit and left. With no explanation. Every upvote is a shot of joy5yr ⋅ Athletez2399 ⋅ r/drunk
Woke up to this photo of myself after a blackout. I’ve never been given an explanation.4yr ⋅ yung_coupon ⋅ r/drunk
Had that awful surprise of being let go from my job. Every upvote is an application and a swig.6yr ⋅ topderp1 ⋅ r/drunk
Giving a eulogy for one of my best friends that took his life earlier this week... in about an hour. . . on my birthday. God I hope a flask of bullet rye helps6yr ⋅ INietzscheToStop ⋅ r/drunk
My flat mate came back late last night and found me sleeping like a sweet angel in front of our door... I have a little memory that my key was not working so I decided to start eating my burger while waiting for my flat mate to come home5yr ⋅ calzonitate ⋅ r/drunk
My brother and I just got an apartment in vancouver a few days ago. I cant afford a bed or furniture but I have a TV and beer.6yr ⋅ BadAtCorrectingYou ⋅ r/drunk
Didnt spend my last buck on alchohol, my girlfriend didnt leave me, I didnt lose my Job. Stick your pity up your arse. Cheers!6yr ⋅ Metamorphism ⋅ r/drunk
Going into a 12 hour bartending shift as the only bartender at the only Mexican restaurant in the area like...7yr ⋅ awesomeness_prime ⋅ r/drunk
I get (have) to spend my thanksgiving with my Mormon family. So I pregamed with mimosas and I’ve already finished the bottle of champagne. At 11am. Happy Drunksgiving to all the black sheep out there.5yr ⋅ darcizzle16 ⋅ r/drunk
Wasn't home. My fish pond overflowed due to heavy rain. Lost most of the fish. RIP fish. I'm sorry.5yr ⋅ i-drank-too-much ⋅ r/drunk
Today is my best bud’s birthday. I lost him back in January and his brother gave me his flask he brought back from Scotland. I’m drinking Wild Turkey 101 from it, just like we used to. 1 upvote = 1 pull. I got a handle on hand for refills4yr ⋅ yakattack42 ⋅ r/drunk
Boyfriend of 5 years moved out today, what better than to get drunk hanging out with my dog!5yr ⋅ periwinkle8 ⋅ r/drunk
My narcissistic/abusive father is trying to guilt trip me into visiting my narcissistic/abusive mother because she’s “dying” for the hundredth time. Apparently I’m a horrible daughter so cheers to drinking until I don’t give a fuck. 🥂6yr ⋅ InevitableCriticism ⋅ r/drunk
I was just trying to cover my face with a gin glass I HAD NOT ANTICIPATED HOW GOOD THIS PHOTO WOULD BE3yr ⋅ sitonmytits ⋅ r/drunk
Drunk at 3:00 pm sitting by the fire with bourbon and staring at my best boy’s (dog) grave I dug yesterday. Fu**ing hell.4yr ⋅ averagetalldude ⋅ r/drunk
One of my good friends past away this week. Cheers from heaven my good dood, you will be missed6yr ⋅ ekarp23 ⋅ r/drunk
Wife completed her PhD today! We're going large, and we're doing it in style.6yr ⋅ baseoverapex ⋅ r/drunk
Today marks 2 years since I lost my best drinking buddy, Samuel L. Catson. Won't you raise a glass in his honor with me?6yr ⋅ Beeeracuda ⋅ r/drunk
I got fired from my job last Friday, and I already have an interview set up for Monday. Cheers to better opportunities5yr ⋅ GManEtch ⋅ r/drunk
Just found out my Physically and mentally abusive ex of 5 years cheated on me for the last year. Every upvote is another beer.5yr ⋅ Sevc977 ⋅ r/drunk
1 divorce, 2 house moves, 2 job changes, 2 major motorcycle smashes and a break-up since I've had a holiday. About time to beach and DRUNK6yr ⋅ buckwheats ⋅ r/drunk
I see a lot of posts about drinking over hardships. Let’s also drink to a beautiful Fall Saturday morning!5yr ⋅ wolsko ⋅ r/drunk
Spent my last $8 on the cheapest beer at the store. Every other upvote, I'll put one down6yr ⋅ carebear-pterodactyl ⋅ r/drunk
I’m drunk. This is my 9 year old good boy. We found a lump recently. Friday is vet day. Hoping for good vibes.5yr ⋅ NotTactful ⋅ r/drunk
Left my drinks to chill outside last night (forgot about them) now frozen solid. For every upvote I will maniacally stab the ice with an ice pick...5yr ⋅ Everlast7 ⋅ r/drunk
Finally completely cut any contact with my ex of a many-year relationship. Sad and relieved at the same time, but I feel like a chapter of my life has ended... And it needs to be celebrated ! Cheers from France !6yr ⋅ raf_all ⋅ r/drunk
The wine subreddit didn't appreciate me drinking cab out of a pint glass on a Monday. I feel like y'all will.1yr ⋅ pervyninja ⋅ r/drunk
I broke up with my girlfriend and she proceeded to throw all of my beer at me. At least she left one for me!6yr ⋅ Wozman101 ⋅ r/drunk
I saw an ad for Wineaux wine at the liquor store and laughed. My boyfriend says this won’t get more than 13 upvotes. Let’s make it 14, cumon guys.4yr ⋅ thisisbacchus ⋅ r/drunk
Got drunk and stumbled into the hotel women’s bathroom at 3am and got yelled at by security. Came across this question about gender identity for my university orientation. I can’t say I agree..6yr ⋅ MDGiov ⋅ r/drunk
i haven’t been drunk since New Year’s Eve. I was trying to wait a month to start up again.. but then i realized that was bullshit because life is hard.5yr ⋅ cupcakenutterz ⋅ r/drunk
Had to burry my good boy today. He lived to be 14 years old. King was his name.4yr ⋅ propain85 ⋅ r/drunk
I was with my fiance for six years before he left me a year ago. So, I dropped 75 pounds, found a better paying job in my dream city, found an apartment, & moved four hours away! I am so much happier, & I thought I'd share a different kinda break up post, you guys are my favorite! Cheers!5yr ⋅ Zaiya53 ⋅ r/drunk
Long term boyfriend who I was planning on marrying, dumped me over the phone last week. Friend sent me a care package. Cheers to all of the broken hearts out there.3yr ⋅ ilikecatsmorethanppl ⋅ r/drunk
The girl I like got a boyfriend and I'm probably going to spend the next week overthinking about it :) 1 upvote = 5 sips5yr ⋅ Nicolike20 ⋅ r/drunk
My cousin flew to Thailand this weekend, his favourite place on Earth, without telling any one. Yesterday he told us all that he's going to kill himself. No one has seen or heard from him since. Fuck this. Here's to you, Stevie.6yr ⋅ BobbyPotter ⋅ r/drunk
Last drink for the rest of my life! After I finish it, I will never have desire for alcohol again. I already don't, but this will definitely be the final nail in the coffin. Thanks for everything! It's been fun!1yr ⋅ the_friendly_one ⋅ r/drunk
In Denmark we have a term reperationsbajer which means the beer you drink to get over a hangover. This is a reperations-irish coffee because last night one beer turned to 4 am4yr ⋅ Cpcp800 ⋅ r/drunk
Goodbye Gretta... Please help me celebrate this wonderful dog, cheers everyone1yr ⋅ verpine ⋅ r/drunk
