If it's wrong to start the morning with four shots of espresso, a tequila soda, a couple marb reds, Vyvanse, antidepressants, and herb alpert's Tijuana brass on the record player then I wanna be wrongggg2yr ⋅ RUItalianMan ⋅ r/drunk
Here's to having a shitty workday and getting rejected by yet another potential career opportunity6yr ⋅ astull12 ⋅ r/drunk
This good boy has been with me 14 years. Helped me through two hard breakups. Found out this will be his last week. Tequila shots for Buddy Boy!!6yr ⋅ StagnantTraveler ⋅ r/drunk
I bought this wine for day drinking because the bottle is so pretty. 10/10 no regrets5yr ⋅ Im-probably-drunk-rn ⋅ r/drunk
Drinking for my best friend. I'll miss you Jax, you were the best dog I could've wished for. Time to to drink boys and girls. Cheers.5yr ⋅ D3p0rtmep1s ⋅ r/drunk
Had to say good bye to this good girl after 14 years. Cancer is a bitch so cheers to this good girl.5yr ⋅ airmech_83 ⋅ r/drunk
Best friend killed himself last night. I could have stopped him but was too busy. Every upvote is another shot of something (40% and 60% gin in there)5yr ⋅ plokumoner ⋅ r/drunk
I’m super drunk and life is mostly good I mean sometimes it’s also not good but mostly good anyway here’s a pic of my puppy because of who life’s mostly good5yr ⋅ dhwanitc ⋅ r/drunk
Hungover and don't know what to do? Crack open a Guinness and make some fuckin grilled cheese. I'm gonna be a good husband some day5yr ⋅ KungFooShepard ⋅ r/drunk
Got laid off. Got a bunch of groceries and whiskey. Good luck everyone. Just so you know, I wanted zombies.4yr ⋅ Ededandeddy43 ⋅ r/drunk
I grew up culling Roos and now I find myself giving them water during these troubling times (there’s so much roo shit on my lawn) I’ll share a drink with these Aussie icons amongst the smoke4yr ⋅ walleroo ⋅ r/drunk
Bout to get a way better paying job that can let me pay my bill and get married! Who is drinking with me!5yr ⋅ Mrmeeeeskes528 ⋅ r/drunk
To anyone that shared their concern... My cousin who flew to Thailand to end his life has been picked up by his friends! Literally another half an hour and this story would have a very different ending... Thank you to everyone who wished him well :)6yr ⋅ BobbyPotter ⋅ r/drunk
Hello r/drunk friends! I just thought I would drunkenly share my face gains after 108 pounds lost. Love you guys and gals.4yr ⋅ Burkolicious ⋅ r/drunk
Mine used to be tequila but I can finally drink it now. Do you have a alcoholic drink you can’t smell?🤢1yr ⋅ EnigmaticDaze ⋅ r/drunk
Alcohol is a great cure to depression. I’ll drink a beer for every upvote. Happy Saturday friends.5yr ⋅ mojofatty ⋅ r/drunk
4 1/2 glasses deep!! Don’t have work tomorrow but drunk at 4:00pm... Should I keep going?3yr ⋅ CokeIcees ⋅ r/drunk
Turning 20 in 24 minutes. Girlfriend of four years, first kiss and first person to teach me how to love broke up with me a few days ago. Here's to this new shitty chapter of existence friends6yr ⋅ xRelyx ⋅ r/drunk
Got upgraded to first on my flight home. 1 upvote = 1 drink. Let’s try to drink out their inventory r/drunk5yr ⋅ comptonchronicles ⋅ r/drunk
Made what feels like huge progress with my social anxiety today, ran all my errands and even felt confident enough to take myself out to dinner alone after. Cheers from the Harbor House on the Big Island, Hawaii6yr ⋅ xgrimes ⋅ r/drunk
Drunk besties taking this entire week easy. Not in a relationship but we take pics like we are. Cheers everyone and happy holidays3yr ⋅ bbkat219 ⋅ r/drunk
I was supposed to spend my dirty thirty on a beach in Cancun, instead I’m trying to recreate it on my patio. Cheers!4yr ⋅ TheOnlyLlamaGod ⋅ r/drunk
Just quit my job afyer 2 years becaise i was still at minimum wage and doing the most work when new guy is making 11 an hpur.6yr ⋅ sfoxx ⋅ r/drunk
The wife and I passed out on the couch after several beers last night while our taquitos were cooking. Woke up at 8am to these still baking in the oven.6yr ⋅ Autobot85 ⋅ r/drunk
First post here! Just lost my serving job in the second lockdown. How y’all doing?3yr ⋅ Kyleelille ⋅ r/drunk
First date in an hour. Might get a second one. Here's to liquid courage!6yr ⋅ dumbdudewithaguitar ⋅ r/drunk
Won a bet against my wife that I could make it 6 months without drinking, celebrating with a delicious porter.5yr ⋅ Lefty156 ⋅ r/drunk
My mate and I got hammered and decided to put on some detox masks.4yr ⋅ soyouLikePinaColada ⋅ r/drunk
Am I the only old man that likes fruity drinks? I lost my man card long ago, sadly. Blueberries, vanilla ice cream, some ice, and a LOT of rum. I shall call it... A Fruity Drink.1yr ⋅ kwip ⋅ r/drunk
My brother has been battling brain cancer for 5 yrs and is now stage 4, my mom just got a similar diagnoses a week ago. My friends are going camping this weekend and I wasn't invited. Happy Friday.5yr ⋅ smartcookiecrumbles ⋅ r/drunk
Said to my friend that I remember handling my liquor better in my 20s so she sent me this picture ... I was wrong7yr ⋅ doncorleonkey ⋅ r/drunk
My aunt passed earlier today and she loved to gamble and drink Jack and cokes!! This one’s for you aunt Mary!!!2yr ⋅ Dietdrperky ⋅ r/drunk
Last night to get drunk before I got to Afghanistan. Leggo you, beautiful bastards5yr ⋅ Crazylegs704 ⋅ r/drunk
Girlfriend is 3 months pregnant and doesn’t have feelings for me, FUCK YOU 20222yr ⋅ stparkiesteve123 ⋅ r/drunk
A beaten and broken down older brother trying to give honest but flawed advice to his younger brother, who is going to ignore it and do whatever he wants because life is about learning.4yr ⋅ timmy3am ⋅ r/drunk
I had to break up with my bf today. Cheering myself up with McDonald's, vodka and Django. Cheers2yr ⋅ copingnoscoping ⋅ r/drunk
7 weeks ago today, my grandfather died. 1 week ago today, my mothers apartment building burned to the ground. Today, I got fired. But, tomorrow is a new day, and hopefully the hangover won’t be too bad!6yr ⋅ Too_Hood_95 ⋅ r/drunk
Was drunk the other night and saw this in my photo library that I forgot about. Cheer guys! Happy Drinking!5yr ⋅ Yoshi4421 ⋅ r/drunk
Found out my wife of two years has been and still is cheating. What better way to spend a night like this with your best friend brings two cases of modelo? ( I have cleared a case so far in less than an hour)2yr ⋅ shortmetalhead326 ⋅ r/drunk
Grandpa just passed. He hasn't been the same since my grandma/ his wife of 70 years passed a year ago. Here's to hoping they're together in a better place1yr ⋅ More-Event-851 ⋅ r/drunk
Tonight I found out my kitchen counter is a 12 pack long. Maybe tomorrow I'll figure out how wide it is.4yr ⋅ cramer-klontz ⋅ r/drunk
Just ran away to the city , ready to start over and live my life. CHEERS!2yr ⋅ MissPikawaii ⋅ r/drunk
Getting drunk in an airport bar to deal with heading back to a fuckin desert after leave.5yr ⋅ Quick_shine_matters ⋅ r/drunk
Moved across the planet semi-impulsively. Cheers to drinking alone and absolutely loving it1yr ⋅ graclin ⋅ r/drunk
Been awake for nearly 24 hours. But I’m moved into my first apartment, so I’m celebrating with Jameson and the Simpsons. Feels good to be on my own.2yr ⋅ thegoatfreak ⋅ r/drunk
First time getting drunk with the boys. Each upvote will be raising my karma slightly5yr ⋅ PabloIsNotAGirl ⋅ r/drunk
Here's to you dad. You went too soon at 60. You will be missed is an understatement. Cheers my brothers and sisters!3yr ⋅ Lemonito88 ⋅ r/drunk
Yes it’s still daylight. Absolutely I’m buzzing. 31. No Kids. Single. 1 Dog... I’ve got time.5yr ⋅ peteristhewolf ⋅ r/drunk
I was offered a great new job today and quit my soul-crushing old job. Cheers!5yr ⋅ chrismusaf ⋅ r/drunk
On my 3rd 32oz cause I have no friends. I have six more in the fridge. Heres to being an adult with no friends.5yr ⋅ Srsa_Min0r ⋅ r/drunk
lost my 96 year old grandpa & my 16 year old dog in the span of a month. cheers to long lives with lots of love ❤️3yr ⋅ bluepanda202 ⋅ r/drunk
Going to college has been the worst decision I’ve ever made. In $60k debt to loan providers + couldn’t get approved for $15k to pay last semester so now I’ve been sent to collections. Whiskey neat bc the only rocks I hit are bottom. CHEERS!5yr ⋅ PrezHozee ⋅ r/drunk
Pro tip- if you get stood up, just take yourself on the date and drink for the both of you.5yr ⋅ FRIESAH ⋅ r/drunk
Update: on to beer 11. I'm drunk. But super bloated. Pusuhing onto 14. Wish me luck7yr ⋅ HollandUnoCinco ⋅ r/drunk
I'm pretty sure my friend is dead. We talked almost every day for 3 years and they just up and vanished. Here's to you M. I hope I'm wrong and you are well.4yr ⋅ ZerenTheUnskilled ⋅ r/drunk
I work 7 days on, 7 days off in a coal mine. Here’s to the start of a good 7 days off5yr ⋅ eurekaLG ⋅ r/drunk
Bastard owners stopped paying the rent at my (old) job. Announced they where closing effective immediately on Facebook without telling any employees. Co-worked saw post Facebook whilst we were on shift, fucking walked out then and there. Everyone lost their jobs. Cheap Wine & OJ. CHEERS5yr ⋅ skyhippies ⋅ r/drunk
