Drinking alone on my 29th birthday. Cheers, ya fucks

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Hot and Sour soup

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This bag of sour worms melted together in my sister's car.

9yr ⋅

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Joined the club

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Notice how Christ's umbrella comes with no responsibilities

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And don't forget to say he's honest

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My mane before I chopped it off a few weeks back

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Rock Creek, Ca.

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How do people keep conflating Trump with godliness?

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The jet exhaust cast a shadow on the clouds.

11yr ⋅

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Found a bunch of cockroaches behind a local bar.

10yr ⋅

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These cool guys in Central California

7yr ⋅

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I think I've found the one

4yr ⋅

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I finally encountered my own

9yr ⋅

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How low do we allow the bar to go? Found on Craigslist.

9yr ⋅

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How soap bottle pump siphons don't allow you to use all of the soap

7yr ⋅

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I found a bell pepper that couldn't decide what race of pepper it wanted to be

6yr ⋅

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[Pickup] First pair of Flyknit RNs I've bought. Came in yesterday.

7yr ⋅

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Biggest win so far for me. $1k

7yr ⋅

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FWD: FWD: Annoy a liberal!!!

9yr ⋅

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I don't even know where to begin

7yr ⋅

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Can't stop, won't stop.

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I call it The Sunday Brunchwich

10yr ⋅

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Who likes blackberry kush and bubble hash?

12yr ⋅

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At long last, it's time I shave this mug. Here's to six months of unruly UV protection.

11yr ⋅

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