Tonight is my 25th birthday. Every 25 upvotes I spin the wheel. Let's get drunk!7yr ⋅ SaxosSteve ⋅ r/drunk
Day drinking to get through the holiday season... For every 10 upvotes I’ll get another expensive ass drink.5yr ⋅ bailey_turnbow ⋅ r/drunk
For every 10 upvotes I will drink a shot if this smooth fucking whiskey my company gave me. And pet my dog.6yr ⋅ NIKONandCANONuser ⋅ r/drunk
Its going to be a good night in Vegas. Every upvote one of us shotguns a beer.5yr ⋅ Gamma8gear ⋅ r/drunk
we’re drunk at a club and just realized this is the first picture me and my boyfriend ever took together. I’ve never been happier.6yr ⋅ joaquinrasta ⋅ r/drunk
My long distance bf dumped me and on the same day was tagged in a pic with his arm around another girl. Idc if you upvote or not, imma drink the rest regardless, just wanna vent5yr ⋅ Kkbow38 ⋅ r/drunk
Slept through my bus stop and ended up an hour and a half away from where I wanted to be. Trying a new brewery in a strange city until the next bus6yr ⋅ shadybaby22 ⋅ r/drunk
Most of the people o invited to the Halloween party bailed last second. Now I'm sitting here with ~40 fancy jello shots5yr ⋅ CoolingtonBeans ⋅ r/drunk
It’s 4:52am and I’m on my 10th rum watching the snow! Cheers you awesome people!5yr ⋅ rcborg ⋅ r/drunk
Aspiring writer, just landed my very first freelance writing gig. Cheers!6yr ⋅ BridgetBardont ⋅ r/drunk
Drinking in the office after everyone's left. 1 upvote = 1 deletion of an important company spreadsheet.7yr ⋅ ChuckCassadyJR ⋅ r/drunk
Nailed a presentation for the board of directors of my hospital today! Cheers, Reddit!6yr ⋅ justpainfullyaverage ⋅ r/drunk
Walked into work today and lost my job. Started drinking at 9:45 am. Today i drink. Tomorrow i start a new. Fuck this company.5yr ⋅ mikerockitjones ⋅ r/drunk
My cat died yesterday. She was my best friend for 19 years, tonight i drink in her honor6yr ⋅ Kexintechex ⋅ r/drunk
My car was rear ended with my dog inside. We are both absolutely fine, but the car is totaled. Merry Christmas everyone!3yr ⋅ forumroost1017 ⋅ r/drunk
Been really depressed and I finally mustered up the energy to get out of bed and get ready for a first date. He ghosted at the last minute, every upvote is one sample bottle gone from my 21st birthday.5yr ⋅ quirkypseudonym ⋅ r/drunk
Today, my bully boss got fired for sexual harassment after 4 years of making the life of our team hell. Cheers to better times!6yr ⋅ dutchonegone ⋅ r/drunk
Currently sitting in a hotel room on my birthday with this gem because i finally had enough and left my husband.6yr ⋅ CandlesAndMore ⋅ r/drunk
Trapped in a Christmas party with my co-workers, they are nice but wtf they talking about? Every upvote and I will laugh for no reason6yr ⋅ Th3MostWantd ⋅ r/drunk
Start your morning right with nobody showing up for brunch so now you get the bottle to yourself, just like you secretly wanted.5yr ⋅ Blackrosegalaxy ⋅ r/drunk
Work week is done. Found out my wife had multiple affairs. But, I work my ass off and I’m a good dad and good friend. She can fuck off. Cheers to my fellow Redditors, enjoy life even when it kicks you in the teeth! I don’t drink to avoid the moment, I drink to enrich it.5yr ⋅ throwaway1126960 ⋅ r/drunk
I lost my father this weekend, so as I wait for my flight home I'm driking to commemorate. Miss you dad5yr ⋅ alex_sher101 ⋅ r/drunk
Last drink in PA before making the drive back home to Texas due to a failed engagement. CHEERS!5yr ⋅ Blackrosegalaxy ⋅ r/drunk
This dude was a stray 8 months ago. This dude befriended me one little apprehensive step at a time. This dude became my closest animal friend. This dude got FIV (AIDS for cats). This dude had to be put down at way too young. Today, i drink for this dude. Tomorrow, i drink for your dude! RIP Buds!6yr ⋅ godickygodickygo ⋅ r/drunk
My mother is at the hospital and my dad is on a business trip. I’m scared she’s not going to make it - I’ll pet her dog once for every upvote6yr ⋅ depresso_excesso ⋅ r/drunk
Just found out my childhood pupper had to be put down yesterday due to cancer. Its gonna be a long day. Cheers to the goodest of pups.6yr ⋅ illbitterwit ⋅ r/drunk
Finished my last treatment for stage 2 Hodgkin's Lymphoma today. Cheers to being cancer free!5yr ⋅ DcKnox88 ⋅ r/drunk
Broke up with my controlling boyfriend of three years. Cheers from Canada. 🥂5yr ⋅ fulloftay ⋅ r/drunk
There may be no toilet paper in sight, but the important stuff is always in stock!4yr ⋅ js7289 ⋅ r/drunk
It’s a snow day in good ole NC. Sitting in the tub with some cheap scotch 1upvote=1shot5yr ⋅ Dreadful_Gamer ⋅ r/drunk
Someone commissioned me to paint a Jagerbomb as a gift for their wife. How’d I do?3yr ⋅ TallGreg_Art ⋅ r/drunk
Can’t get over a girl but she’s definitely over me so we’re day drinking. Cheers!6yr ⋅ ObstetricCigarette ⋅ r/drunk
Lost this little fatty after almost 16 years of best friendship. I will be drinking plenty of Core Brewing Co. beers in his honor tonight. Please raise your glass to the best little wiener anyone could ask for.6yr ⋅ Chrisualrpike ⋅ r/drunk
Fiance dumped me, everything hurts. One upvote and I down this till I dont feel anything anymore5yr ⋅ Yung_Meezy ⋅ r/drunk
I'm a grown man, you'd better believe I'm drinking wine in the tub with a bath bomb!3yr ⋅ YargainBargain ⋅ r/drunk
Sunday I found out my girlfriend of almost 9 years had been cheating on me for at least a year. Tonight she stopped by to pick some stuff up and her new fuck buddy drove her here to pick it up... have one for me boys5yr ⋅ Ehenderson5400 ⋅ r/drunk
3 years of going behind my back to sleep with other men. Decided to finish a bottle with my best friend. He’s underage (14 in dog years) so looks like it’s all for me.5yr ⋅ deadm3ntellnotales ⋅ r/drunk
Every year I put a Santa hat on my TV and play this drinking game. If someone wears the hat, you drink. I'd say it's close enough6yr ⋅ KingBearFight ⋅ r/drunk
