7 punches later...do i look drunk or do i look drunk

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Is there anything better? Sun, beer and a beach

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I did it again reddit, 14 beers, old YouTube songs, and a crappy frozen pizza, the only thing missing is a burnt tongue and roof of my mouth, might fire up some destiny 2 later and ruin someones game.

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Jameson?

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Didn’t get the promotion. Every upvote is another drink.

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Got drunk and took a photo of my cat and I pretending to be astronauts!

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I quit my toxic job, found an incredible new position, & decided to take some time for myself in between. Which means drinking whiskey in the woods with my dog. Couldn't be happier.

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Got sloshed last night and forgot this in the freezer

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Saturday night with the boys! If this reaches 100 upvotes I will finish the bottle in one go!

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of course the Russians cured corona virus

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You’re goddamn right about that one, Duolingo.

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After many bottles over the years, tonight we celebrated the hand made Crown jacked my buddy commissioned. MIC.

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I'm a master mixologist

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Happy Birthday to me!

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Google shouldn't call me out like this

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This thing right here is a natural born killer. It knows only two things: Consume, and destroy.

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I’ve got plans, see!

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Got drunk, had shower beers and made an onlyfans. Help

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Big old beer for beating the Sunday blues

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a PUPPY

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Been waiting for a while to open this bottle.... finally found an excuse worthy enough. Officially a doctor now

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Crossposting

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Cheers to publishing my first book... about drinking!

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When my friends ask me what time it is

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Cheers to 6 years on Reddit! Enjoying some homemade limoncello. Stay safe this weekend!

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Perfect drunk snack on a Monday night

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Not two of my childhood friends stopping by outta nowhere?

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Truer words have never been spoken!

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Whoa!

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Sometimes I like to pretend my leg is wearing a hat.

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I’m sitting almost exactly on the Brazilian-Argentinian border, wearing a Colombian flannel shirt abd drinking Chilean wine AMA

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I’m giving up drinking.

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Life while Teleworking

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Last night my best friend and one of the most gentle souls I’ve ever known took his own life. The others are mine, but this one’s for you Tyler.

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Let's do this. Dogs name is Ham. He's the best. I'm drunk I'm sorry lol

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Getting drunk in the bathroom with my cat, have a great weekend

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Cheers to my best friend who just passed yesterday always thinking of you bud!

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This vending machine only sells beer

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The easiest solution is always the best

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hell yeah.

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Putting this sweet boy down Monday, drinking all the wine

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Cousin died of liver cancer, got rejected by my crush, but go 'Stros

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No one drunk man should have all this power

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My cat came back today, so here’s a celebratory bath beer!

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oof.

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Best friend passed away 2 years ago tomorrow. Drinking a bottle of his favorite booze to celebrate his life.

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This sub the last few months

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it's my birthday today, and everyone seems to have forgotten about it. cheers!

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I just got my results from the national board of dental hygiene. I passed my written exam!! And now I can get my dental hygiene license! My parents sent this to me after graduation and I wanted to wait until I was done with my board exams. And the day is finally here. CHEERS!🍾

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Why be as successful as your peers when you can be drunker than them

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Drinking Pina coladas and listening to Celine Dion!

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Saturday, no work, raining outside. But hey, at least I got some cold ones in the fridge! Cheers friends!

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I have a purse for my buzzball

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So. This is 25...

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Liquor stores closed from last night so I stocked up for the next 28 days of working from home.

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Probably most of us on a daily or weekly basis...

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After 10 months... it's official I'm DIVORCED! Bittersweet but using the bitters on this Tito's and the sweet on this happy smile! Cheers!

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Had to work overnight, got off at 7am. Now the celebration begins. Brought in the new year earning holiday pay

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Conundrum

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Got dumped, cheers

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Drunk on a boat in Hawaii.

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Fuckin trashed

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When someone on here says ‘drunk 4 night in a row AMA’

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I need to know what med this is...lol

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hmmm

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everynight_irl

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Got tipped $20 and instructions to buy some beer. Yes ma’am!

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After a bottle of wine and 4 beers, this is my reward

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When friends try to dictate your life so you get creative.

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Always end up drinking again 😂

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Interesting title

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Guess the animal plz

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When you come home drunk and find two left over slices

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I haven’t drank in over a year but just decided to start again. Being drunk and cuddling my dog is the best!

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Midnight bourbon and pizza. Cheers all!

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Wanted to give my friend a memory of his first time being drunk. Think he will like it

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My local dive has a kids menu.

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Everytime

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Lots of beer, cheers!

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Sad girl isn’t sad anymore! No more sad heartbroken drinks just happy times and good beer

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don’t forget to hydrate fuckers

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Greetings from Scotland. Drinking on a Tuesday afternoon and this cocktail called ‘Russian Spy’ was a necessary purchase.

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Got called back for a second interview tomorrow!! Heres to moving out of the classroom and into the next stage of life

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Happy St. Paddy’s!! 💚☘️

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Cheers to all drinking alone

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Honestly sick of the view on “Day drinkinh” or “drinking on a weekday” like seriously? I pay my rent on time and I’m laid off I’ll drink when ever td I want

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Drink up booze bags. It's Repeal Day. Prohibition ended 83 years ago today.

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All the i hate my generation- kids are orgasming ringt now

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My husband died. Drink one for him.

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For each upvote this gets I will continue to drink at my own pace

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Drunk me = free upvotes to everyone

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After getting laid off in March, I finally got a job offer I'm really excited about! Cheers!

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I am 37 today. I don't feel it. Cheers everyone!

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It's 85 degrees out, the pool is cool, college football is streaming on my iPad, and I have 160 ounces of local Oktoberfest to drink.

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Throwback pic... just three guys piss drunk for 2 days on top of a mountain in VA

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Got a call last night saying my grandpa passed. I wouldn't be the man I am today without you. I love you gramps.

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Just found out my dad died. Let’s get fucking drunk!

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Bought a picnic bench so I can drink in the cool sumer breeze. Cheers from the UK.

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My two daily inner monologues recently

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Parking spots at a liquor store

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Brady cheating on his son

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How last night ended

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After 35 days dry, enjoying getting blitzed on a snowey Sunday afternoon

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Maybe if I drink enough...?

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Had a long shift waitressing last night and was looking forward to drinking from the bottle I had bought earlier. Came home to an unpleasant surprise from my roommates. I guess at least they left me the last of it?

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Can’t drink all day if you don’t start early

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40s aren't good enough anymore

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got jumped yesterday on ny way from the pub. shit happens... cheers!

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My girlfriend broke up with me and I couldn't afford to go home for thanksgiving. So I picked up a 24 pack of my favorite beer to spend the day with my favorite subreddit. Here's to you guys.

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It’s a good coping mechanism

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Trying to survive UK lockdown, sup drunks

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A handy guide for those with a heart made of stone and ice ❤️

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Thanks r/drunk for all the help yesterday about my breakup post. Spending my birthday night smiling with friends because of you. Thank you

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200 something days ago I was drunk, depressed and convinced I needed a boyfriend. Now I’m graduated, employed, independent and the happiest drunk you’ll ever meet!

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Lost my best friend in the world two years ago today. Having a drink with her for old time's sake.

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I found out my partner of two years was cheating on me the whole time with multiple women. So I’m planning on drinking a lot of these tonight!!

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My plan for the evening

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Turned 26 recently. I'm tired.

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I had to put my best girl down for the big nap. Everyone who sees this, take a sip or shot for her. She will always be our “good girl”. RIP.

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Moonshine and anime hit after a shitty work shot am I right y’all

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MRW my girlfriend asks me why do i drink after being brutally hungover

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Last trip to the vet. Pouring one out for my homie, Scampi....a goddamn good cat. Whiskey and gingers for everyone!

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I am drunk and feel the need to shout to the world that this dog had 3 days to live in the shelter and we took him home, he was terrified of everything.. one year later he owns the place.. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD ADOPT FROM A SHELTER

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Have to put the dog down in the morning. Fuck this.

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Ranch it up

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Still strong to the finish though.

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Guess who just ended a 2 year long relationship and is going to get fucking weird today... this guy!

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I'm drunk

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Sister doesn’t like the beer, so I’ll have to drink the whole growler myself! Many cheers

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not another person for miles and miles

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My first a real vacation in years. Prost!

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Here’s to drinking and chilling doing the things you love

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Here was my night last night.

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