Getting drunk alone while my daughter is out on a date with a guy who calls himself “Vapelord”. Vape. Lord.6yr ⋅ krissime ⋅ r/drunk
He left her for another woman but Tiffany didn’t let that get her down. She hired a professional photographer to shoot her online dating profile picture. The best revenge is to live well, she thought to herself as the camera clicked away.6yr ⋅ krissime ⋅ r/DivorcedBirds
I posted this to Life_pro_tips and they didn’t appreciate its genius but I know you guys will. A baby bottle warmer doubles as a cheap alternative to a sake warmer!7yr ⋅ krissime ⋅ r/drunk
So we killed a bunch of rats in my attic. This little guy is orphaned. What do I do? I have pet rats but he’s so much younger than any I’ve had before. Help!6yr ⋅ krissime ⋅ r/RATS
I’ve been on a medical diet. Alcohol is a no no... but it’s my birthday this weekend so I’m treatin’ myself! Save the world brewery has shown me I’m a lightweight now. Cheers!6yr ⋅ krissime ⋅ r/drunk