Holy fucking SHIT i just found this hedgehog to while drunk as afuck. This is the most amazing creature I ever seen. Goddamn nature is wobderful5yr ⋅ Solid_SHALASHASKA ⋅ r/drunk
Just moved in to a new apartment. Been 5 1/2 long years to get back on my feet. Been a long road and a lot of work but I'm happy.5yr ⋅ Deadbiafra ⋅ r/drunk
Got drunk and let my daughter do my makeup lol. Don't need upvotes. Just enjoy the fun laughs!6yr ⋅ Jagerspine ⋅ r/drunk
Home alone drinking the worst beers I could find so I can start the new year at rock bottom, it’s only up from here Happy New Year you filthy animals4yr ⋅ EDHONLINE ⋅ r/drunk
Shout out to the hardest working organ. Maybe some day you'll get a night off.6yr ⋅ simply-awkward ⋅ r/drunk
Fuck cancer and have a drink for my sweet Momma that passed away this morning5yr ⋅ hippiechic333 ⋅ r/drunk
Drunks of Reddit, please join me in pouring one out for Peanut tonight. He lived 14 great years, and there will truly never be another. Hope there are plenty of mailmen to bark at in doggy heaven.5yr ⋅ verybravecow ⋅ r/drunk
Told my fiance I didn't get that drunk last night. She showed me this picture this morning. Apparently, I was getting frustrated with our dog because he wouldn't answer the banana phone.7yr ⋅ FishingBasket ⋅ r/drunk
Depression drinking alone in weatherspoons is the pinnicle of british experiences.5yr ⋅ BlondeFace616 ⋅ r/drunk
And this is why I don't drink unhealthy amounts of sake around my boyfriends friends anymore.7yr ⋅ 135grey ⋅ r/drunk
Graduated last month, jobless, 500 miles away from my friends. Every updoot is a moral support.5yr ⋅ kirawashandsy ⋅ r/drunk
My family took our 17yo white lab to the vet this morning to put him to sleep after a long battle with cancer... I'm calling this one a Mexican Mocha. If not to get me drunk, upvote for my puppy, Cougar!5yr ⋅ rip_commonsense ⋅ r/drunk
This fucker came into my room, closed the door on himself, then gave me this look while he waited for me to let him out.7yr ⋅ The_Commander ⋅ r/drunk
Girlfriend dumped me because I don't hate my ex-wife. Now I'm drinking straight from the bottle.5yr ⋅ cardbox205 ⋅ r/drunk
My 10 month old cat was the victim of a hit and run this evening, he didn’t survive. Finishing this one for you Oliver.4yr ⋅ mrsvennn ⋅ r/drunk
Convenience store bought beer, drinking in public on Sunday evening. This is what FREEDOM looks like in woke communist Denmark1yr ⋅ JaneMnemonic ⋅ r/drunk
SHE SAID YES!!!!! I proposed to my girlfriend on 3.5 years tonight and SHE FUCKING SAID YES!!!!! Raise your glasses and let’s drink the night away!!!!!!!!3yr ⋅ DoobieJam ⋅ r/drunk
Found this American classic on my local grocery store and had to try it. Cheers from Brazil!3yr ⋅ no-turning-back ⋅ r/drunk
Date flaked on me, so I’m sketching the bar Where I’m drowning my loneliness :’)2yr ⋅ Drunkpupper ⋅ r/drunk
Two beers. If this post gets 4 upvotes I'll drink 4 more beers and make another post doubling the number.7yr ⋅ HollandUnoCinco ⋅ r/drunk
Girlfriend left me three weeks ago. Found out today she is already living with her new boyfriend so here’s to it.6yr ⋅ lonelyalleycat ⋅ r/drunk
Five of these 1⁄2 liter Huda beers cost just over $4 so naturally I thought of you all. Vietnam is a fantastic place to drink.5yr ⋅ Fear_Jaire ⋅ r/drunk
I started my own liquor company so I wouldn’t have to worry about running out.3yr ⋅ curiosgreg ⋅ r/drunk
Taking shots by myself at 3 pm, you don’t need to upvote I’m getting tanked anyway but odd numbers for tequila shots and even numbers for vodka shots and every sexy number I deem sexy I see is double4yr ⋅ finnhie ⋅ r/drunk
MRW I buy a $12 handle of vodka for guys night but it falls through and I decide to drink some of it anyway5yr ⋅ Yarmuncrud ⋅ r/drunk
After 9 years together, my best friend and I finally got married. Time to celebrate!6yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/drunk
Group of friends bailed on a hang out. All of them. Good thing I’ve got beer and dogs.6yr ⋅ bambiliveshere ⋅ r/drunk
Lived in cities my whole life. Moved to a town of 11000 people and I start university tomorrow for the first time at the age of 32. Here's to you all !4yr ⋅ brayshizzle ⋅ r/drunk
Been alone nearly 2 months. Today its my birthday. Spending it with a couple of bottles.4yr ⋅ brayshizzle ⋅ r/drunk
The anniversary of my friends suicide. His favorite beer was Blue Moon. Every upvote, I will take a swig for smitty. Every downvote, a swig for smitty. Every comment....you get the idea.6yr ⋅ pissed_as_a_fart ⋅ r/drunk
Everyone bailed on my birthday dinner. Opened this one to celebrate. Happy 27th to myself!6yr ⋅ bluewhalesinthesky ⋅ r/drunk
I'm losing my best friend of 13 years. My heart is broken, drinking to compensate. Please raise a toast to Torti.5yr ⋅ Calliope719 ⋅ r/drunk
Broke up w/ my GF because she’s a ho. Every upvote ill stack another 40 on my head.5yr ⋅ lizabhatesu ⋅ r/drunk
Let's all have a drinky-poo for the liquor himself! R.IP! Glasses up genitals!3yr ⋅ HeyItsGTAHQHD ⋅ r/drunk
Found out I passed my national welding certification exam! Rye Manhattan: Cheers everyone!5yr ⋅ kiwzatz_haderach83 ⋅ r/drunk
I put a pizza in the oven drunk at 3am and immediately passed out on the floor7yr ⋅ fabtron ⋅ r/drunk
What better way to spend my Birthday than GTA5, Henny, and playing with people I met on Reddit. Happy Birthday if it's your Birthday too🍻6yr ⋅ DoobydoesJohn ⋅ r/drunk
32/F ...Finalized my divorce today and found out at lunch that my company is eliminating my job as of the first of the year...cheers!5yr ⋅ southerngoaway ⋅ r/drunk
After 6 months of unemployment, I've just got home from the first day of a new job! Cheers my dudes, things are looking up, let's drink!5yr ⋅ Go_Daaaaaan ⋅ r/drunk
Screw it. I have a pizza on the way, bourbon, the new call of duty, and an all dream theater playlist. Time for an awesome sunday3yr ⋅ eagleye_z ⋅ r/drunk
Had to put my old boy down this morning. I raise my beer for my boy Otis!3yr ⋅ hunterpostit ⋅ r/drunk
My buddy and I meet every Thursday to shoot pool, and drink crap beer and worse tequila. In 8 years we've been to 6 different venues, and have only let a major holiday or illness get in the way maybe a dozen times.6yr ⋅ ExpensiveBurn ⋅ r/drunk
This is for everyone who said they were only going to drink a little last night and ended up getting way too drunk, I’m right there with ya5yr ⋅ texassipper ⋅ r/drunk
Remember guys, the most important meal of the day is the one you eat before drinking7yr ⋅ PM-ME-YOUR-DRUNK-TIT ⋅ r/drunk
Just secured my first job out of uni, for each upvote I’ll dedicate an hour towards working my arse off to making it a substantial living6yr ⋅ sgmsa ⋅ r/drunk
Came home and found our boy had passed on. Snuggle yours and have a drink for Linus4yr ⋅ coming_up_poppies ⋅ r/drunk
Nothin' cures a shit week better than a big ol' bottle of Tito's on a Friday afternoon. Cheers, y'all!4yr ⋅ holeslikeeyes ⋅ r/drunk
Company I worked 14 years with eliminated my position recently. Decided to take a break from applying to jobs and have 1 night for me to have fun, make a homemade pizza, drink, and watch cartoons.5yr ⋅ sporkachoon ⋅ r/drunk
