When you put it that way...

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Religion is for fools and the easily fooled

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This

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Big brain moment

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Fox News is already salivating

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The pandemic has a silver lining for the US /s

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Just stop being poor

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The elephants are very concerned.

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BIG Sigh

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Republicans love to lecture about qualifications, until it comes to them

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Anti-vote suppression

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Is Ted Cruz dumb or is he just plain dumber?

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Why do I have this queasy feeling in my stomach right now?

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A mystery that may never be solved

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Shots fired! 😯

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True

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An amazing sight

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Hypothermia - Fake News

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Qristallnacht

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Waiting on the anti-choice crowd to condemn Trump's Coronavirus treatment...

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The Biden Bump

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Always a baby right behind you.

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We literally had a war about each of these

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Darkest comedy ... Bernie explaining Cayman Islands in simple terms

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Dear idiots

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Oh Ted....

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USA! USA! USA!

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The poor bourgeoisie

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Earned trust

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Socialism

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Here’s my try at the POTUS Challenge, holding up a book I’ve never read in front of a place I never go into.

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From the bottom of my heart

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I was lied to.

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Whose side are you on?

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It's coarse and rough and irritating— and it gets everywhere

7mo ⋅

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Someone better show Martha the original constitution...

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Cowards! AOC deals with death threats every f**king day!

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Good analogy

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Uncalled for.

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As long as he's not shooting people on Fifth Ave., I'm happy

3mo ⋅

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“Don't Fear the Virus”

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Breaking news.

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We have hit a new low, until tomorrow.

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Yup, this sounds fair /S

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It's the sad truth

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Definitely the best suggestion so far

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Fun fact- Trump is a record setting President

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A moral dilemma

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It is what it is.

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If we act like responsible adults, maybe they can act like children

9mo ⋅

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Dwight speaking the truth

1yr ⋅

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Insurrectionist says what?

3mo ⋅

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The most, the greatest pallets ever!

6mo ⋅

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Wait until Meghan McCain needs an abortion....

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It's so efficient I couldn't even consider doing it another way

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Less filling AND tastes great

5mo ⋅

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Clean as a whistle

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No need to panic!

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Politicians aren’t allowed to play Animal Crossing

1yr ⋅

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Save Americans

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Won't someone, please think of the congressman!

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Who knew?

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Imagine how different EVERYTHING would be...

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So sad

5mo ⋅

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*Taking notes for any future crimes of mine*

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AOC gives Tucker Carlson a 3rd degree burn

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How far the Senate has fallen

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Good thing they’re not brightest bulbs in the pack

5mo ⋅

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Daily reminder

8mo ⋅

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The truth

4mo ⋅

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It sucks that racists hijacked actual patriotism

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I'll just leave this here

1yr ⋅

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I miss 1990s fake news

4mo ⋅

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The real problem is identity politics...

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NoPressConferencegate

3mo ⋅

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Build This Wall

5mo ⋅

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What does unity mean to you?

4mo ⋅

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Facts

1mo ⋅

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Explain it to me like I’m in kindergarten

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Not a raging fuckwit

6mo ⋅

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Funny how that works

3mo ⋅

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It's an honest mistake

2mo ⋅

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True

7mo ⋅

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This would've been a no interruptions breaking news on all news and media

8mo ⋅

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Embarrassing

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Coco out here asking the real questions

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Radical Left?

1mo ⋅

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It is not surprising at all.

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Oof...

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Republicans

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Fine, I'll do it myself.

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Oniony but honest take on the Chauvin verdict from Australia

1mo ⋅

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Censorship on Social Media

3mo ⋅

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Socialism.

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Shocking....

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🤔🤔

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Truth

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Incredible, isn't it?

6mo ⋅

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Prosecutors, Stand Back and Stand By!

5mo ⋅

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Are you a Texan? “Negative, I am a meat popsicle”.

4mo ⋅

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Big brain moment

9mo ⋅

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'Memba When?

1yr ⋅

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It Smells Like Covert Racism

1yr ⋅

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OH NO!

7mo ⋅

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Fun fact

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She’s pro bullshit.

7mo ⋅

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Make it make sense.

1mo ⋅

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Decisions decisions

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Be more like Jim Gaffigan

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*holding hand out* Money please!!!

4mo ⋅

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That's Word

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Be more like Jim Gaffigan

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I’m still waiting for mine

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I mean, good point.

3mo ⋅

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When the poor go against their own self-interests

4mo ⋅

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American healthcare logic .

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Pathetic Cowards for Trump

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Personal Protective Equipment

1yr ⋅

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Breaking Beacon

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Ain’t That The Truth

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Censorship is the latest culture war

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Sounds like a Donaldian bestdeal

1yr ⋅

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Someone get this man a one way ticket!

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TFW you lose at your own game

1yr ⋅

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About those $15 tacos...

4mo ⋅

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“Undecided” = Trump supporter too ashamed to admit it in public

9mo ⋅

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Senator Hawley didn't like it when Biden compared him to a Nazi... he's REALLY not going to like this picture.

5mo ⋅

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Do Republicans hate democracy?

8mo ⋅

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Who's shocked? C'mon-really???

4mo ⋅

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You cowards hide if you want to...

6mo ⋅

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I think we all anticipated a crazy post-election

7mo ⋅

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ArT oF ThE DeAl!

7mo ⋅

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Agreed!

5mo ⋅

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And they complain about AOC...

4mo ⋅

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Seth is baiting him to respond.

4mo ⋅

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*playing tiniest violin*

1mo ⋅

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The full COVID experience

9mo ⋅

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Kill shot!

1mo ⋅

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Happy Confederate surrender Day (April 9th)

2mo ⋅

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Look alive, Batman!

4mo ⋅

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Trump's attack on the the US Postal Service is an attack on the election process

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Well that explains it

1yr ⋅

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How your homie looks at you when it's your time to shine

4mo ⋅

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Ironic

1yr ⋅

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Candidate selection matters

1yr ⋅

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Next year will be .........

8mo ⋅

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Through the roof, i tells ya

10mo ⋅

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Good lord, the delusion is insane

8mo ⋅

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As if we all didn't guess ....

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