When people thank me for my service as an contractor supporting the army and marines.2yr ⋅ flipping_birds ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I feel like, take your profits to retirement isn’t the best way to deal with this...4yr ⋅ gussuk25 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
To the cop who just gave me a ticket for going 3mph over the limit.1yr ⋅ AstrideTone165 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Become an adult and the government drops this one on you real quick.2yr ⋅ ironijskixp ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
~1981, My grandma had Star Wars' hammerhead figure in her kitchen that 5yo me begged for. She told me no, it was for her coworker's son who was very very sick in the hospital. Maybe 6 months it sat there, when suddenly she gave it to me. Tonight it hit me.2yr ⋅ DariusMDeV ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I don't think they get enough credit for their awesomeness!3yr ⋅ AnonymousEarthican ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
So Bloomberg is taking the it's complicated route Trump took about tax returns when it comes to not telling us the truth or anything...No Witnesses?4yr ⋅ miked_mv ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Doesn't apply to me personally, but i still see this happening.3yr ⋅ Grymbaldknight ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I'm sure these two things aren't related at all and the real Americans just found something better to do than troll the libs all day.2yr ⋅ NoHacksReq ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
People with heart failure are having care postponed in my home town2yr ⋅ Clashpizza ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
As an American when I see Canada pardoned half a million people with cannabis convictions.6yr ⋅ AnimalChin- ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Justice Clarence Thomas’ handler paid $150,000 for Thomas’s kid to go to a private boarding school. Bought and paid for1yr ⋅ TwoPercentTokes ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Remember 8 months ago when taking over a capitol was as American as apple pie?2yr ⋅ NoHacksReq ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
In spite of his success as President, if Barack Obama had done this he would be completely disqualified to serve.3mo ⋅ miked_mv ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
No, I don't want to join 11 random people to talk about a topic I have literally zero interest in.1yr ⋅ toastedninja ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Happened not just once and it is not only packages that are late.3yr ⋅ caniborrow50cents ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
My reaction when I see Kim Kardashian wearing Marilyn Monroe's dress2yr ⋅ NotYourGoldStandard ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Could apply to so many things but especially the mask wearing and social distancing...4yr ⋅ ND_5913 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Three years later and life keeps getting better! Thanks Reddit!4yr ⋅ Closetmadscientist ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Interview this morning went well, not planning on leaving any notice2yr ⋅ hourlyriot ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Hot take warning: killing your constituents should get you fired2yr ⋅ Bozo_dubbed_over ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
My Company is Standing Firm on Their 3 Sick Day Policy and Employees are Testing Positive for COVID194yr ⋅ packpeach ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I have zero compassion for that subhuman shit and I’m glad he’s dead. Hopefully my neighbors didn’t hear my loud sadistic laughing though.1yr ⋅ beefstewforyou ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
CONGRATULATIONS MICHIGAN ON THE LEGALIZATION OF MARIJUANA...... And now a word from your employer.4yr ⋅ zenwalrus ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
It's messed up when people say If it weren't for God, I would've ...3yr ⋅ crosspostninja ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
What my wise sister told me years ago after my very young son threw a tantrum over a broken cookie2mo ⋅ wowbobwow ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
When you cause a cancer zone in the Amazons by letting oil spill on purpose for decades and the lawyer defending the native americans ends up being disbarred and having his life ruined3yr ⋅ Claudepepper ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Speaking with a recruiter for a job, and she had no fucking clue what my experience actually was or why it was relevant to what was being asked for.3yr ⋅ InsertANameHeree ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
