Petition to rename this sub r/WhiteHouseDinners
My wife and I have been competing to see who can make the fanciest shitty hotdog. Her entry.
Crab Boiled In Pepsi Max for 2 Hours Served In a Baguette. (Sorry for good Quality)
What a time to be alive
Made my pregnant girlfriend pancakes
Depressed AF, so I made a giant peanut butter cookie
I found a single ear of wheat growing in my garden so I milled it into flour and made a tiny loaf of bread
De-boned chicken with breadcrumb crust and tomato reduction
My coworkers lunch today.
The most unevenly cooked steak in Texas Roadhouse history
Man, the 70s were fuckin wild...
Kuwaiti police have shut down a fish store that was sticking googly eyes on fish to make them appear more fresh than they are. :-)
Homemade 'Bloody Mary'. Had no tomato juice, so used ketchup, had no celery, so used a spring onion. Bone apple teeth.
Do you guys eat the burger with or without the peel?
V'Day gift to my FWB. Didn't think this would cut it over at r/foodporn.
Cool, they got a chocolate fountain!
i’m fairly certain i’ll never be invited to a potluck again.
I found a whole case in the frozen section at Walmart dedicated to this subreddit
Shitty Porn Food
Frozen pizza cooked for 6hrs while I was passed out drunk sitting right beside the oven - which I did to make sure I wouldn’t pass out while it was in the oven. It was a meatlovers
Krave is basically just cat treats for humans.
Wife doesn’t trust me with our Tupperware anymore. Spaghetti lunch in ziploc.
KFC Big Salmonella Sandwich
So an omelette?
Baked beans spring rolls
When payday is still two days away
The start of a very bad night
So my friend ordered a pizza, got this
You gotta have balance in all things.
Wife can't eat cheese so here's her stupid looking pizza.
My brother did this
leftover dominoes and $4.99 chardonnay, eaten while standing by the fridge
A person near my house is redoing Burger King advertising pictures
This came to me in a dream, I had to make it real
Sweet Sue's Chicken
Your aunt’s fav dish
I'm all for unity but this is a bit much.
I made breakfast, it's called I fucked up every single pancake
Sliced furter of Frank w/ tomato vinegar reduction, egg yogurt, and onion
My sister ordered take out...I guess this was their only empty box for transporting.
Cheesecake buttholes for a christmas party
I just wanted to make a pizza cat. 🙄
First post, be nice. Cherry Poptart served with a grape jelly reduction and six blueberries.
Box of meats from Hungary that took six weeks to deliver
And a diet coke, please
My electric pepper grinder is stuck on max coarse
I made a Spaghetti-O Jello Mold for my company pot luck...
Raisin burger with peanut bun
These treats my mom made for easter/april fools
My girlfriend made vegetarian hotdogs. I threw them away.
Five Guys grilled cheese. It’s about 5 slices of American cheese with hamburger bun bread. $6.
This burger I paid $10 for at a football game
Yummy, creamy water
Big Mac spring rolls
Jabbocado on Toast
The Twice-Fried Mcnugget
Coffee from the coffee machine at my uni
Ever wondered what the contents of a garbage disposal taste like? Suspend hot dogs, celery, olives, & pimientos in jellied beef consommé.
I call this ”Payday is tomorrow and I’m out of smokes”
My sister's GameCube controller cookie.
I feel violated
my boyfriend ate an edible and made this for me
One question why is pizza on top not upside down?
My school lunch. Paid $3.25 for this.
My daughter's school handed out trail mix to all the kids in her class
Al aboard the shitty food porn express.
My secret cranberry sauce. Don't ask for the recipe, it's been handed down through the family for generations.
This is the worst fucking sandwich ive ever seen.
My friend's chicken and waffle dinner
LPT: If you add pepper and a nice plate it looks less like poverty
KFC doesn't give a fuq anymore
This was posted to foodporn
Very Artistic Photo Of Shitty Food
Snowed in making pizza rolls.
Ran out of hamburger buns, used bagels instead
Sausage de Vienna with Italian tomato pockets, potato crisp, and an uncooked spaghet
Happy Thanksgiving, all.
Chicken shaped rice crispies stuffed with M&Ms. Sunday morning roast.
Brought in a peeled, baked sweet potato as a snack today during work
Domino's Pizza in New Zealand has released spaghetti and pineapple pizza.
[xpost] does my sauce drawer at work count?
Petition to Make Seth Rogen a Mod.
The way I'll be revealing my baby's gender
This is America.
The World Famous Chicken and Waffled I ordered
First attempt making French bread. Looks like a gaping asshole.
The tripple gooberry sunrise from spongebob
I present to you my birthday treat: PB&J toasted in butter, topped with a lit qtip because I don't own candles 🎉🎉
My cement lookin' ass cake
Lettuce toastie with butter.
Breakfast of champions with no money
Typical lunch for the least healthy man in the world. The guy works with me.
I was the only person at McDonald's at 2 am and waited 15 minutes for this, and they shorted me a dollar in change.
G-Eazy’s Garlic Fries
Free Italian Capri Sun in every Lunchable Pizza pack
Pizza Crust Pizza
White Trash Charcuterie
This is where all the tuition is going.
Supreme Petite Calzones topped with Green Onion; served with Cheddar Cheese flavoured Crisps. Served on Dixie plate.
By the power of Grayskull
Gordon Ramsay with absolutely no chill roasting a flooded burger
Corn turds (not OC/OP)
Top notch presentation with this dish
I made a minimalist depiction of my shitty lunch
Yesterday, I ordered a Grilled Chicken sandwich for my lunch at the drive through. Wondered why it was so chewy. Wonder no more. Raw!
Couldn't find any gingerbread men with buttcheeks on Google. Had to make my own.
Chicken nuggets and tater tots slow roasted in my oven for 8 hours while I'm passed out drunk in the other room.
This charcuterie board I often make for my daughter.
My dad got mad at a pizza he was making and threw it at our fence
My wife said my lunch belongs here. Sardines with hot sauce.
I attempted a Caterpillar cake. It will haunt my nightmares forever.....
Doritos and Ramen. Someone should call the cops.
It’s one of those days...
At least they don't build up your expectations
Gotta stay hydrated
Chef's choice futomaki, AKA $10 of fucking carrot
That's... not a tomato...
This giant cheeseburger from /r/BeAmazed
This 'vegan pizza' a friend got after an hour's wait, for £9.
My friend had a bad weekend so I made him a tower of 100 McDonald's Nuggets
Poptarts, smuckers, canned frosting
Can I ascend to r/foodporn yet?
My flatmate’s usual uni dinner
The pizza was actually delivered like this...
2 days until payday Alexa play despacito
3 day old pizza and leftover sushi for my work lunch today. Feeling multicultural, might delete later.
Apparently, he ate the leftovers for breakfast
I tried to make a fluffy egg white omelette but it just looks like dish soap in a pan.
Who cares at this point, at least I’m happy while having a heartattack
Oreos and salsa
roast beef and colby jack cheese rolled up and microwaved. aka the leaky anus.
Didn't realise the cake tin in our cupboard still had cake in it...
Something I grew up eating... Chili Fritos with cut up hotdogs, mayo, and mustard.
*cries in italian*
My husband’s eggs that he made in the microwave.
I underestimated how much cheese I put in my pasta