Petition to rename this sub r/WhiteHouseDinners
My wife and I have been competing to see who can make the fanciest shitty hotdog. Her entry.
Coronavirus diet: just 2 kilograms of cookie dough that I attack with a spoon every now and then
Crab Boiled In Pepsi Max for 2 Hours Served In a Baguette. (Sorry for good Quality)
This Pizza Margherita from TGI Fridays makes me want to end my life
I was making Thai basil chicken then I turned around for a minute and my brother put blue food dye in it. He’s 19.
My boss eats this depressing lunch every day.
(Very) poisonous Fugu fish, now free with your dried anchovies!
Depressed AF, so I made a giant peanut butter cookie
Homemade egg mcmuffins
My coworkers lunch today.
What a time to be alive
Made my pregnant girlfriend pancakes
Just unwinding after a tough day.
Restaurant serves this $5.99 macaroni and cheese
I found a single ear of wheat growing in my garden so I milled it into flour and made a tiny loaf of bread
DIY soy milk
My boss puts applesauce on his pizza, slaps them together and eats it like a sandwich
Thought you guys might like this pie I baked
De-boned chicken with breadcrumb crust and tomato reduction
This isn’t mine but I hate it and you should too
Flamin' Hot Cheetos Mac N Cheese Bundt Cake
You fuckin' what‽
Baked a cake in honor of my true cake day (leap day). See you again in 2024..
Turkey and cheese lattice on white bread
Pizza Lunchable Charcuterie Board
The most unevenly cooked steak in Texas Roadhouse history
Man, the 70s were fuckin wild...
This elegant yet understated bracelet my daughter made out of spaghetti and a black olive
Kuwaiti police have shut down a fish store that was sticking googly eyes on fish to make them appear more fresh than they are. :-)
Homemade 'Bloody Mary'. Had no tomato juice, so used ketchup, had no celery, so used a spring onion. Bone apple teeth.
the supermarket ran out of normal bagels so i’m stuck with green leprechaun bagels
V'Day gift to my FWB. Didn't think this would cut it over at r/foodporn.
Do you guys eat the burger with or without the peel?
My brother did this
KFC Big Salmonella Sandwich
My roommates cheese toast.
What I ordered (Top) v What I got (bottom) Thanks Applebee’s...
I made my boyfriend’s birthday cake this year- meatloaf and mashed potatoes with food coloring.
Wife doesn’t trust me with our Tupperware anymore. Spaghetti lunch in ziploc.
Cool, they got a chocolate fountain!
Damn lunch lady make my sandwich shitty
i’m fairly certain i’ll never be invited to a potluck again.
I found a whole case in the frozen section at Walmart dedicated to this subreddit
Vegan apple patty on potato roll, served on a glazed oak plank
Shitty Porn Food
Back when my wife was pregnant with our first, she had a craving for ramen noodles prepared with Kraft Mac & Cheese powder. BEHOLD!!!
$0.99 burrito, shredded cheese, sour cream, sriracha, and flamin hot cheetos
Brought a meat and cheese charcuterie board to the office potluck today. Was told to never do that again.
The cook at Applebee's forgot to take the plastic off the slice of cheese before he added it to my wife's sandwich....
I'm just leaving these here because my local bar thought this masterpiece on their FB would bring crowds in.
My 11 year old's Christmas cookie
When I'm high af I like to peel an entire pomegranate and eat in with a spoon and orange juice. Like some sort of fruit cereal. It's honestly fucking amazing. So sweet and acidic and sour.
Radical new microwaving strategy for 5 things at once
Baked beans spring rolls
Frozen pizza cooked for 6hrs while I was passed out drunk sitting right beside the oven - which I did to make sure I wouldn’t pass out while it was in the oven. It was a meatlovers
Krave is basically just cat treats for humans.
Came home to a very smoky house. Knocked on my brother's door asking if he was cooking something and I heard him pause for a second before saying oh fuck.
Mac and cheese burrito with spicy kielbasa and onions
Pizza served at my university
Raisin burger with peanut bun
This is a chessecake my wife was cooking and forgot about. I came home 10 hours after she had gone out to a house full of smoke and fished this out of the oven. I’m happy my house wasn’t on fire.
This came to me in a dream, I had to make it real
So an omelette?
Gourmet Potato Salad
When payday is still two days away
I call this ”Payday is tomorrow and I’m out of smokes”
The start of a very bad night
Coffee from the coffee machine at my uni
You gotta have balance in all things.
Garlic burger from a local burger joint. My burps could kill a walrus right now...
My sister ordered take out...I guess this was their only empty box for transporting.
Turkey dinosaur wrap
leftover dominoes and $4.99 chardonnay, eaten while standing by the fridge
Wife can't eat cheese so here's her stupid looking pizza.
Scottish Munchy Box, pure filth!
Big Mac spring rolls
Exotic salad - store near me
A person near my house is redoing Burger King advertising pictures
I had a bunch of tiny tortillas so i made a quesadillillillillillilla
My own invention: eggplant with a side of melted knife
I’d just like to show off my Christmas pizza before it gets fucked up in the oven 🙃
I just wanted to make a pizza cat. 🙄
KFC doesn't give a fuq anymore
Sweet Sue's Chicken
Five Guys grilled cheese. It’s about 5 slices of American cheese with hamburger bun bread. $6.
Sliced furter of Frank w/ tomato vinegar reduction, egg yogurt, and onion
This baked potato I got at work.
The Instant Pot Facebook community is a curse
Made rice crispy treats out of strawberry rice crispys, and they look like hamburger meat
Your aunt’s fav dish
I'm all for unity but this is a bit much.
I made breakfast, it's called I fucked up every single pancake
what the fuck man, they put so many sesame seeds in this
Cheesecake buttholes for a christmas party
My friend made a “hedgehog” for her 14-year old son’s birthday
Jabbocado on Toast
First post, be nice. Cherry Poptart served with a grape jelly reduction and six blueberries.
This burger I paid $10 for at a football game
Friend sent this to the group text
Box of meats from Hungary that took six weeks to deliver
The Twice-Fried Mcnugget
Cream Cheese with a Side of Bagel
And a diet coke, please
My electric pepper grinder is stuck on max coarse
I made a Spaghetti-O Jello Mold for my company pot luck...
In a Cooking Facebook group.
Fully loaded birthday dinner for one
These treats my mom made for easter/april fools
My girlfriend made vegetarian hotdogs. I threw them away.
Yummy, creamy water
I’d say this qualifies
Domino's Pizza in New Zealand has released spaghetti and pineapple pizza.
Me getting snappy with people's incessant food pics in 2012
Found this on Facebook...
I present you to Ramen Carbonara
Petition to Make Seth Rogen a Mod.
Chocolate Gnocchi from Trader Joe’s. Thought the whipped cream would help but now it just looks like a poop sundae.
My quinoa & lentil soup got so thick that I fried up the leftovers like hashbrowns
My friend's chicken and waffle dinner
This sweet potato that grew in my garden. Just ew.
Meal prepping isn’t that hard.
Ever wondered what the contents of a garbage disposal taste like? Suspend hot dogs, celery, olives, & pimientos in jellied beef consommé.
White Trash Charcuterie
My sister's GameCube controller cookie.
McDonalds nuggets in sweet and sour from the local Chinese joint.
My cement lookin' ass cake
My secret cranberry sauce. Don't ask for the recipe, it's been handed down through the family for generations.
ight imma head out
Pizza Crust Pizza
I feel violated
I was the only person at McDonald's at 2 am and waited 15 minutes for this, and they shorted me a dollar in change.