Petition to rename this sub r/WhiteHouseDinners
Ordered ceased salad for $15 from one of the local restaurants.
Coronavirus diet: just 2 kilograms of cookie dough that I attack with a spoon every now and then
My wife and I have been competing to see who can make the fanciest shitty hotdog. Her entry.
Tried to recreate a post I saw on Reddit. I’m on the right.
I was making Thai basil chicken then I turned around for a minute and my brother put blue food dye in it. He’s 19.
This Pizza Margherita from TGI Fridays makes me want to end my life
Crab Boiled In Pepsi Max for 2 Hours Served In a Baguette. (Sorry for good Quality)
I wanted nachos so I microwaved kraft singles on a tostada.
My boss eats this depressing lunch every day.
Thought I’d try homemade sushi out
I got to 0 upvotes on r/pizza even after I upvoted it
Michelin star cheese plate (with skittle fireball)
(Very) poisonous Fugu fish, now free with your dried anchovies!
Ordered carbonara from a '5 star uber restaurant'
Britain invaded half the world for spices and decided they didn’t like any of them.
Petition to change profile photo to this picture of a judgy Gordon.
Anyone ever get really depressed and make a nice tray of grilled cheese?
Cake my mom sent me for Easter. The delivery was delayed by almost a month because of the lockdown
Steak-flavored marshmallows. Recipe and a MUCH-needed explanation in the comments.
Apparently using a syringe to inject the filling of a jelly bun doesn't work that well...
Homemade egg mcmuffins
I made a pasta burrito wrapped in rice paper...behold the atrocity of man.
Depressed AF, so I made a giant peanut butter cookie
I made former Idaho Senator Larry E Craig's Super Tuber
I present to you: a bacon, egg, and cheese :)
my partner is in the hospital, my parents are facing evacuation from their house due to wildfires, my aunt is divorcing her husband while I've always seen them as the most functional happy couple, and my cat just barfed in my laundry. fml it's hot pocket and fry time.
I made ranch gummy bears so you don’t have to.
I’ve been spending a little extra time on dinner lately
Lockdown Day 22: Using Piping Tips to make a PB&J
A few weeks ago I made shitty bread. After some pointers, I ignored all pointers and continued to make shitty bread.
Tried creating a new pasta shape n ended pasta suitable for a Halloween party
TIL if you cut lotus root into wedges, you end up with fucking aliens in your frying pan
2 Michelin Star restaurant had this on Instagram
My coworkers lunch today.
My boss puts applesauce on his pizza, slaps them together and eats it like a sandwich
Just unwinding after a tough day.
Exchange emails for recipes?
What a time to be alive
Restaurant serves this $5.99 macaroni and cheese
Made my pregnant girlfriend pancakes
Thought you guys might like this pie I baked
I found a single ear of wheat growing in my garden so I milled it into flour and made a tiny loaf of bread
My vietnamese rice wraps with bulgogi looks like I wrapped up poo with veggies :(
DIY soy milk
This isn’t mine but I hate it and you should too
De-boned chicken with breadcrumb crust and tomato reduction
Baked a cake in honor of my true cake day (leap day). See you again in 2024..
Flamin' Hot Cheetos Mac N Cheese Bundt Cake
You fuckin' what‽
I made banana bread, but my unmarked container of flour was actually confectioner's sugar...
the supermarket ran out of normal bagels so i’m stuck with green leprechaun bagels
I just broke up with my girlfriend and felt sad so I made chili cheese-dog sushi rolls.
Turkey and cheese lattice on white bread
I made 4th of July fudge. It came out looking like toothpaste.
Pizza Lunchable Charcuterie Board
The most unevenly cooked steak in Texas Roadhouse history
This elegant yet understated bracelet my daughter made out of spaghetti and a black olive
Man, the 70s were fuckin wild...
Kuwaiti police have shut down a fish store that was sticking googly eyes on fish to make them appear more fresh than they are. :-)
Homemade 'Bloody Mary'. Had no tomato juice, so used ketchup, had no celery, so used a spring onion. Bone apple teeth.
Steve Harvey cake
Quarantine Charcuterie made with fridge and cupboard scraps
V'Day gift to my FWB. Didn't think this would cut it over at r/foodporn.
Mac and cheese stuffed hot cheeto smothered in queso
Do you guys eat the burger with or without the peel?
I made my boyfriend’s birthday cake this year- meatloaf and mashed potatoes with food coloring.
My hungry man brownie.
What I ordered (Top) v What I got (bottom) Thanks Applebee’s...
My brother did this
KFC Big Salmonella Sandwich
My roommates cheese toast.
This vegan shit is easy
Wife doesn’t trust me with our Tupperware anymore. Spaghetti lunch in ziploc.
Cool, they got a chocolate fountain!
Damn lunch lady make my sandwich shitty
i’m fairly certain i’ll never be invited to a potluck again.
I found a whole case in the frozen section at Walmart dedicated to this subreddit
Made some masks
Vegan apple patty on potato roll, served on a glazed oak plank
Brought a meat and cheese charcuterie board to the office potluck today. Was told to never do that again.
The ‘fuck I’m high’ special
Shitty Porn Food
Back when my wife was pregnant with our first, she had a craving for ramen noodles prepared with Kraft Mac & Cheese powder. BEHOLD!!!
$0.99 burrito, shredded cheese, sour cream, sriracha, and flamin hot cheetos
We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request
The cook at Applebee's forgot to take the plastic off the slice of cheese before he added it to my wife's sandwich....
I'm just leaving these here because my local bar thought this masterpiece on their FB would bring crowds in.
My 11 year old's Christmas cookie
When I'm high af I like to peel an entire pomegranate and eat in with a spoon and orange juice. Like some sort of fruit cereal. It's honestly fucking amazing. So sweet and acidic and sour.
Radical new microwaving strategy for 5 things at once
DM me for the recipe
Baked beans spring rolls
Frozen pizza cooked for 6hrs while I was passed out drunk sitting right beside the oven - which I did to make sure I wouldn’t pass out while it was in the oven. It was a meatlovers
Apparently there’s a website somewhere where congressmen share their favorite recipes.
Krave is basically just cat treats for humans.
I tried making fried rice in my rice cooker, eggs and all. It did not turn out well.
It's just egg on toast... Why...
My sister tried to make matzah but ended up summoning the Necronomicon
Came home to a very smoky house. Knocked on my brother's door asking if he was cooking something and I heard him pause for a second before saying oh fuck.
Mac and cheese burrito with spicy kielbasa and onions
Pizza served at my university
Raisin burger with peanut bun
Salted caramel tarte with a chocolate ganache finish and Note 9 garnish. Oof.
Shit on a Shingle
This is a chessecake my wife was cooking and forgot about. I came home 10 hours after she had gone out to a house full of smoke and fished this out of the oven. I’m happy my house wasn’t on fire.
This came to me in a dream, I had to make it real
So an omelette?
Gourmet Potato Salad
When payday is still two days away
I call this ”Payday is tomorrow and I’m out of smokes”
Asian stirfry with $0.50 pack of udon noodles, veggie scraps, the last egg, and 5 goddamn hotdogs
Doritos and kraft shredded cheese microwave and served on a Tupperware lid.
The start of a very bad night
Years ago my friends and I molded starbursts in to different shapes
Butter/cinnamon/sugar burrito a la microwave. I’ve been making this delicacy since fourth grade.
Coffee from the coffee machine at my uni
You gotta have balance in all things.
Got old french fries? Just cuttem up all small and fry them again with onions. Add bacon if you're into that kind of thing.
I searched through 5 years of photos on my phone to find this screenshot
My parents want to cut down on carbs so my mum made a sponge cake using spinach instead of flour. My dad decided to decorate it with low fat mayo, mustard, ketchup and salsa golf. Straight out of a 70's dinner party.
Garlic burger from a local burger joint. My burps could kill a walrus right now...
My sister ordered take out...I guess this was their only empty box for transporting.
Jello shots being served out of hard-boiled eggs
Turkey dinosaur wrap
leftover dominoes and $4.99 chardonnay, eaten while standing by the fridge
Seen elsewhere - kebab inside pizza
Wife can't eat cheese so here's her stupid looking pizza.
Scottish Munchy Box, pure filth!
Big Mac spring rolls
Exotic salad - store near me
A person near my house is redoing Burger King advertising pictures
I had a bunch of tiny tortillas so i made a quesadillillillillillilla
My own invention: eggplant with a side of melted knife
I ordered a bacon and cheese omelet.
I’m out of Reese’s