Petition to rename this sub r/WhiteHouseDinners
My wife and I have been competing to see who can make the fanciest shitty hotdog. Her entry.
Crab Boiled In Pepsi Max for 2 Hours Served In a Baguette. (Sorry for good Quality)
Depressed AF, so I made a giant peanut butter cookie
What a time to be alive
Made my pregnant girlfriend pancakes
(Very) poisonous Fugu fish, now free with your dried anchovies!
I found a single ear of wheat growing in my garden so I milled it into flour and made a tiny loaf of bread
My coworkers lunch today.
De-boned chicken with breadcrumb crust and tomato reduction
The most unevenly cooked steak in Texas Roadhouse history
Man, the 70s were fuckin wild...
Kuwaiti police have shut down a fish store that was sticking googly eyes on fish to make them appear more fresh than they are. :-)
Homemade 'Bloody Mary'. Had no tomato juice, so used ketchup, had no celery, so used a spring onion. Bone apple teeth.
Do you guys eat the burger with or without the peel?
V'Day gift to my FWB. Didn't think this would cut it over at r/foodporn.
Cool, they got a chocolate fountain!
i’m fairly certain i’ll never be invited to a potluck again.
I found a whole case in the frozen section at Walmart dedicated to this subreddit
Shitty Porn Food
DIY soy milk
Frozen pizza cooked for 6hrs while I was passed out drunk sitting right beside the oven - which I did to make sure I wouldn’t pass out while it was in the oven. It was a meatlovers
Wife doesn’t trust me with our Tupperware anymore. Spaghetti lunch in ziploc.
Krave is basically just cat treats for humans.
Flamin' Hot Cheetos Mac N Cheese Bundt Cake
KFC Big Salmonella Sandwich
So an omelette?
Just unwinding after a tough day.
Baked beans spring rolls
When payday is still two days away
My brother did this
You fuckin' what‽
The start of a very bad night
This isn’t mine but I hate it and you should too
This came to me in a dream, I had to make it real
You gotta have balance in all things.
Wife can't eat cheese so here's her stupid looking pizza.
leftover dominoes and $4.99 chardonnay, eaten while standing by the fridge
A person near my house is redoing Burger King advertising pictures
Sweet Sue's Chicken
This elegant yet understated bracelet my daughter made out of spaghetti and a black olive
My sister ordered take out...I guess this was their only empty box for transporting.
Vegan apple patty on potato roll, served on a glazed oak plank
My roommates cheese toast.
Your aunt’s fav dish
I'm all for unity but this is a bit much.
I made breakfast, it's called I fucked up every single pancake
Raisin burger with peanut bun
Sliced furter of Frank w/ tomato vinegar reduction, egg yogurt, and onion
Cheesecake buttholes for a christmas party
Pizza Lunchable Charcuterie Board
I just wanted to make a pizza cat. 🙄
First post, be nice. Cherry Poptart served with a grape jelly reduction and six blueberries.
Radical new microwaving strategy for 5 things at once
Box of meats from Hungary that took six weeks to deliver
Big Mac spring rolls
Five Guys grilled cheese. It’s about 5 slices of American cheese with hamburger bun bread. $6.
And a diet coke, please
Coffee from the coffee machine at my uni
My electric pepper grinder is stuck on max coarse
Back when my wife was pregnant with our first, she had a craving for ramen noodles prepared with Kraft Mac & Cheese powder. BEHOLD!!!
I made a Spaghetti-O Jello Mold for my company pot luck...
This burger I paid $10 for at a football game
These treats my mom made for easter/april fools
My girlfriend made vegetarian hotdogs. I threw them away.
Yummy, creamy water
I call this ”Payday is tomorrow and I’m out of smokes”
Jabbocado on Toast
$0.99 burrito, shredded cheese, sour cream, sriracha, and flamin hot cheetos
The Twice-Fried Mcnugget
I made my boyfriend’s birthday cake this year- meatloaf and mashed potatoes with food coloring.
Damn lunch lady make my sandwich shitty
This is a chessecake my wife was cooking and forgot about. I came home 10 hours after she had gone out to a house full of smoke and fished this out of the oven. I’m happy my house wasn’t on fire.
Ever wondered what the contents of a garbage disposal taste like? Suspend hot dogs, celery, olives, & pimientos in jellied beef consommé.
Brought a meat and cheese charcuterie board to the office potluck today. Was told to never do that again.
My sister's GameCube controller cookie.
Pizza served at my university
The cook at Applebee's forgot to take the plastic off the slice of cheese before he added it to my wife's sandwich....
I feel violated
When I'm high af I like to peel an entire pomegranate and eat in with a spoon and orange juice. Like some sort of fruit cereal. It's honestly fucking amazing. So sweet and acidic and sour.
my boyfriend ate an edible and made this for me
One question why is pizza on top not upside down?
My school lunch. Paid $3.25 for this.
Gourmet Potato Salad
My daughter's school handed out trail mix to all the kids in her class
My secret cranberry sauce. Don't ask for the recipe, it's been handed down through the family for generations.
Al aboard the shitty food porn express.
My friend's chicken and waffle dinner
This is the worst fucking sandwich ive ever seen.
LPT: If you add pepper and a nice plate it looks less like poverty
KFC doesn't give a fuq anymore
This was posted to foodporn
Snowed in making pizza rolls.
Very Artistic Photo Of Shitty Food
Sausage de Vienna with Italian tomato pockets, potato crisp, and an uncooked spaghet
Came home to a very smoky house. Knocked on my brother's door asking if he was cooking something and I heard him pause for a second before saying oh fuck.
Happy Thanksgiving, all.
My 11 year old's Christmas cookie
Chicken shaped rice crispies stuffed with M&Ms. Sunday morning roast.
Domino's Pizza in New Zealand has released spaghetti and pineapple pizza.
[xpost] does my sauce drawer at work count?
Petition to Make Seth Rogen a Mod.
The way I'll be revealing my baby's gender
This is America.
The World Famous Chicken and Waffled I ordered
First attempt making French bread. Looks like a gaping asshole.
The tripple gooberry sunrise from spongebob
Exotic salad - store near me
I present to you my birthday treat: PB&J toasted in butter, topped with a lit qtip because I don't own candles 🎉🎉
My cement lookin' ass cake
This baked potato I got at work.
Lettuce toastie with butter.
Breakfast of champions with no money
My friend made a “hedgehog” for her 14-year old son’s birthday
The Instant Pot Facebook community is a curse
Typical lunch for the least healthy man in the world. The guy works with me.
Cream Cheese with a Side of Bagel
I was the only person at McDonald's at 2 am and waited 15 minutes for this, and they shorted me a dollar in change.
G-Eazy’s Garlic Fries
Turkey dinosaur wrap
Free Italian Capri Sun in every Lunchable Pizza pack
Pizza Crust Pizza
White Trash Charcuterie
This is where all the tuition is going.
Supreme Petite Calzones topped with Green Onion; served with Cheddar Cheese flavoured Crisps. Served on Dixie plate.
Made rice crispy treats out of strawberry rice crispys, and they look like hamburger meat
By the power of Grayskull
Gordon Ramsay with absolutely no chill roasting a flooded burger
Corn turds (not OC/OP)
Top notch presentation with this dish
I made a minimalist depiction of my shitty lunch
Yesterday, I ordered a Grilled Chicken sandwich for my lunch at the drive through. Wondered why it was so chewy. Wonder no more. Raw!
Couldn't find any gingerbread men with buttcheeks on Google. Had to make my own.