I noticed a piece of broccoli on my plate that I thought looked like an opossum face so I used it to make a little food opossum1yr ⋅ idkdudejustkillme ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
I ordered a 12 inch pizza. They told me it shrinks during the baking process. TIL that dough shrinks yo2yr ⋅ 547217 ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Housemate heated up meatball spaghetti in a microwave and left it there for 3 weeks3mo ⋅ Illustrious-Mirror-7 ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Sandwich my dad likes to eat, raw ground beef with raw onions and white pepper on hard bread.2yr ⋅ GerryDos ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Wanted to make waffle fries yesterday. I had none of the equipment necessary to make waffle fries, but I did have a chopstick and a dream.3yr ⋅ colonel-o-popcorn ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
My dad lets the pasta cook for 45 minutes. I put a raw pennetta in the middle to give you an idea of how much the pasta swells. He eats it plain with no condiment. We're Italians.11mo ⋅ purplebeef ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Just discovered this sub. Here’s the charcuterie spread my office did this past Halloween.9mo ⋅ RememberDaClowns2016 ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
In Connecticut, breweries require food with drink. This is their charcuterie board.2yr ⋅ From_My_Brain ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
I left my melatonin gummies in my car and they melted together, so to fall asleep I just bite a chunk out.2yr ⋅ brodywm ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Coronavirus diet: just 2 kilograms of cookie dough that I attack with a spoon every now and then3yr ⋅ TheHighway ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Sliced homemade sourdough bread topped with creamy light brie cheese. Preheat oven to 350 and bake for 11 hours. Enjoy.3yr ⋅ nick122221 ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Bloro - the famous Finnish breakfast consisting of hot coffee, vodka, and a cigarette2yr ⋅ ByAnyMeansNecessary0 ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Once a year, my wife and I get balls high and participate in what we call “The Feast”.1yr ⋅ 2XSLASH ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
My usual work lunch, A large smoked salmon and sugar free energy drink in car.1yr ⋅ MrAnderson1998 ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
The picture of the flatbread pizza on the online menu vs what was delivered. Room Service in an expensive Chicago hotel.1yr ⋅ BoltyMcSpeedy ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
A cigarette, a sausage roll, and a juice brick. Eaten by the Queen of Denmark.1yr ⋅ David_NyMa ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Got ten pounds of fresh mozzarella that expires in two days. What should I do with it?1yr ⋅ Lazarus_Legbones ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
It may look kinda shitty but I’m still grateful as it’s all from my local food bank. 🙏2yr ⋅ ginseng-tea ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
I was making Thai basil chicken then I turned around for a minute and my brother put blue food dye in it. He’s 19.3yr ⋅ liamoco123 ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
I was out of milk for my mashed potatoes so I used chocolate milk1yr ⋅ TooDamnFishy ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Today I didn't eat a $50 overcooked steak. Instead I sent that shit right back and left.1yr ⋅ ButInThe90sThough ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
My wife's office has a new cafeteria management co. Here is their sous vide burger, cooked to 135 degrees.5mo ⋅ Illegal_Ghost_Bikes ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Omelet over ramen that my girlfriend insists I stop calling a Ramelet6mo ⋅ SpurnDonor ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
My daughters tried making churros tonight. Pretty sure it fits this sub.7mo ⋅ ScratchyGoboCode ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Crab Boiled In Pepsi Max for 2 Hours Served In a Baguette. (Sorry for good Quality)4yr ⋅ KilianExperience ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Couldn't afford a cake and my oven is broken, so I made myself a birthday chicken sandwich11mo ⋅ SamhainOnPumpkin ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Girlfriend’s mom is using a frosting bag to squeeze beans onto our nachos3mo ⋅ Business_Bumblebee80 ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Legit laughed out loud when I was served this deconstructed caesar salad2yr ⋅ MaybeImWrong ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Meal prepping burgers, didn’t wanna cook them one patty at a time... this feels wrong.8mo ⋅ swick8 ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
the arrogance of man rears its ugly head once more as we continue to sin against heaven and god2yr ⋅ Ahjeofel ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Britain invaded half the world for spices and decided they didn’t like any of them.3yr ⋅ benjamin-is-ben ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Hotdogs prepared with a hairdryer in a Yeti tumbler on a hotel room floor. Served with no toppings (not pictured)10mo ⋅ Radiance1312 ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
My girlfriend made me a ham and potato cake for my birthday since I don’t like sweets.9mo ⋅ Sv182 ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
My partner doesn’t like meat or cheese (likes corn). Here’s her take on a vegan gluten free pizza (cooked)2yr ⋅ kubbiebeef ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
My school ran out of chicken for orange chicken, so they used chicken nuggets instead2yr ⋅ Soupmaster44 ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Romantic pizza rolls and dino nuggies with sweetened tomato reduction for two 🥂10mo ⋅ ilovemychickens ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Was out of red food dye so decided to try blue velvet -got moldy velvet instead6mo ⋅ An_Rain396 ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
My wife's flight got delayed for over 12 hours, so the airline is supposed to provide food for the passengers, and that's what they're treating them too1yr ⋅ Apprehensive_Ask3910 ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
A while back, I posted my boyfriend's Triple Milk: milk, evaporated milk, and condensed milk. He is now attempting to transform this monstrosity into some kind of cheese type substance.1yr ⋅ KoreKhthonia ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Me and my girlfriend hit one year together. We’re both broke. So nugs and fries to celebrate!2yr ⋅ AThilgers ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
I have gotten a working slushy machine... I am also open to suggestions1yr ⋅ cheats47 ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Petition to change profile photo to this picture of a judgy Gordon.3yr ⋅ LoanSurvivor19 ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Stoned me wanted dessert, I present M&Ms mixed with peanut butter eaten like a rat over the sink11mo ⋅ car1999pet ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
I don’t need anything fancy. Just some buttered noodles covered in a pile oh shakey cheese.3yr ⋅ HMWWaWChChIaWChCChW ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
“Chicken sandwich” I ordered from a Dairy Queen in a small town. Not at all what I was expecting!2yr ⋅ corakeet ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
My sister-in-law made vegetarian meat loaf. Apparently no loaf pans were available...1yr ⋅ herbicarnivorous ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Had to prep this at work the other day. Motherfuckers gerrymandered our fucking bacon 😫11mo ⋅ arodudejude ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Under a tight deadline, I had to stop everything to post my wife's dinner.1yr ⋅ Roscoe_P_Trolltrain ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Ordered Coconut Chicken from this Japanese Restaurant and they used McDonalds Chicken Nuggets as their Chicken3mo ⋅ tWkiLler96 ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
I'm supposed to bring a snack to share at a work meeting, I'm thinking the beef broth gelatin with hot dogs and eggs should do it1yr ⋅ Wyodaniel ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Apparently using a syringe to inject the filling of a jelly bun doesn't work that well...3yr ⋅ 9999monkeys ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
My kids school lunch today. Pancake sausage burger with cheese.2yr ⋅ HostileBiscuits ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Behold, Thailand's new hit burger from Burger King! The Real Cheeseburger.2mo ⋅ decepti0n1337 ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
So my sister just got a job at mcdonalds. I pull up in the drive thru order one mcchicken but tell her to hook me up pls 🙌 and shes all like i gotchu homie. I get handed a super heavy bag drive home all exicted and wtf is this man 😒. No mcchicken either2yr ⋅ ibayibay1 ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Ordered a burger with a bean patty substitute. They substituted the bun.4mo ⋅ PickleVictory ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
i made egg nog last night from scratch. i woke up to this monstrosity.10mo ⋅ jempai ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
I love when fast food chicken has a nice, seared crust and a juicy, rare center.2yr ⋅ beansfanatic ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
I ordered a portion of Large spring rolls from the Chinese takeaway. I just got one Giant roll with nothing but beansprouts inside.5mo ⋅ Salmoney69 ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Cake my mom sent me for Easter. The delivery was delayed by almost a month because of the lockdown3yr ⋅ KapitaenBestrafung ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Local pizza joint had an option for a double pepperoni pizza, idk what I expected1yr ⋅ kozmodelivers ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
One of my backpacking meals, The Ramen Bomb. Chicken flavor ramen noodles, instant mashed potatoes, powdered milk, a cheese stick, and tuna.1yr ⋅ AnythingTotal ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Nixon's last meal before announcing his resignation: canned pineapple, cottage cheese, milk1yr ⋅ ninjablonde ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
I plated a protein bar as a fancy dessert for April Fool's. Barebells protein bar, Halo Top vanilla ice cream, sugar-free chocolate syrup, chocolate protein powder, protein granola, creatine monohydrate, kale.1yr ⋅ Fluffy_Munchkin ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Steak-flavored marshmallows. Recipe and a MUCH-needed explanation in the comments.3yr ⋅ Fluffy_Munchkin ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Told the waiter at the resort to surprise me... (caesar salad topped hotdog with Cheetos on a tortilla)1yr ⋅ 1lostmf ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
[I made] milk steak - boiled over hard, with a side of my finest jelly beans - raw2yr ⋅ doctormisterboss ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
I actually finished all of the hot sauce from one of those Walmart specials that was gifted to me last Christmas1yr ⋅ _Dalek ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
A popular restaurant chain forgot the top bun on my friends burger.1yr ⋅ greatwhitenortherneh ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
My inverted take on sliced meat and mashed potatoes, sliced potatoes and mashed meat.2yr ⋅ Puarot ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
