Petition to rename this sub r/WhiteHouseDinners
My wife and I have been competing to see who can make the fanciest shitty hotdog. Her entry.
Crab Boiled In Pepsi Max for 2 Hours Served In a Baguette. (Sorry for good Quality)
What a time to be alive
Made my pregnant girlfriend pancakes
I found a single ear of wheat growing in my garden so I milled it into flour and made a tiny loaf of bread
De-boned chicken with breadcrumb crust and tomato reduction
The most unevenly cooked steak in Texas Roadhouse history
Man, the 70s were fuckin wild...
Kuwaiti police have shut down a fish store that was sticking googly eyes on fish to make them appear more fresh than they are. :-)
Homemade 'Bloody Mary'. Had no tomato juice, so used ketchup, had no celery, so used a spring onion. Bone apple teeth.
Do you guys eat the burger with or without the peel?
Cool, they got a chocolate fountain!
i’m fairly certain i’ll never be invited to a potluck again.
I found a whole case in the frozen section at Walmart dedicated to this subreddit
Shitty Porn Food
V'Day gift to my FWB. Didn't think this would cut it over at r/foodporn.
Frozen pizza cooked for 6hrs while I was passed out drunk sitting right beside the oven - which I did to make sure I wouldn’t pass out while it was in the oven. It was a meatlovers
Krave is basically just cat treats for humans.
Wife doesn’t trust me with our Tupperware anymore. Spaghetti lunch in ziploc.
So an omelette?
Baked beans spring rolls
KFC Big Salmonella Sandwich
When payday is still two days away
The start of a very bad night
So my friend ordered a pizza, got this
You gotta have balance in all things.
Wife can't eat cheese so here's her stupid looking pizza.
A person near my house is redoing Burger King advertising pictures
leftover dominoes and $4.99 chardonnay, eaten while standing by the fridge
Sweet Sue's Chicken
Your aunt’s fav dish
I'm all for unity but this is a bit much.
This came to me in a dream, I had to make it real
I made breakfast, it's called I fucked up every single pancake
Cheesecake buttholes for a christmas party
First post, be nice. Cherry Poptart served with a grape jelly reduction and six blueberries.
I just wanted to make a pizza cat. 🙄
Sliced furter of Frank w/ tomato vinegar reduction, egg yogurt, and onion
My sister ordered take out...I guess this was their only empty box for transporting.
Box of meats from Hungary that took six weeks to deliver
And a diet coke, please
My electric pepper grinder is stuck on max coarse
I made a Spaghetti-O Jello Mold for my company pot luck...
These treats my mom made for easter/april fools
My girlfriend made vegetarian hotdogs. I threw them away.
Yummy, creamy water
This burger I paid $10 for at a football game
Five Guys grilled cheese. It’s about 5 slices of American cheese with hamburger bun bread. $6.
Jabbocado on Toast
The Twice-Fried Mcnugget
Big Mac spring rolls
Ever wondered what the contents of a garbage disposal taste like? Suspend hot dogs, celery, olives, & pimientos in jellied beef consommé.
My sister's GameCube controller cookie.
I feel violated
my boyfriend ate an edible and made this for me
Coffee from the coffee machine at my uni
One question why is pizza on top not upside down?
My school lunch. Paid $3.25 for this.
My daughter's school handed out trail mix to all the kids in her class
Al aboard the shitty food porn express.
This is the worst fucking sandwich ive ever seen.
LPT: If you add pepper and a nice plate it looks less like poverty
My secret cranberry sauce. Don't ask for the recipe, it's been handed down through the family for generations.
This was posted to foodporn
My friend's chicken and waffle dinner
Very Artistic Photo Of Shitty Food
Ran out of hamburger buns, used bagels instead
Happy Thanksgiving, all.
Snowed in making pizza rolls.
Chicken shaped rice crispies stuffed with M&Ms. Sunday morning roast.
Sausage de Vienna with Italian tomato pockets, potato crisp, and an uncooked spaghet
Brought in a peeled, baked sweet potato as a snack today during work
[xpost] does my sauce drawer at work count?
Domino's Pizza in New Zealand has released spaghetti and pineapple pizza.
The way I'll be revealing my baby's gender
This is America.
The World Famous Chicken and Waffled I ordered
First attempt making French bread. Looks like a gaping asshole.
I present to you my birthday treat: PB&J toasted in butter, topped with a lit qtip because I don't own candles 🎉🎉
Lettuce toastie with butter.
Breakfast of champions with no money
My cement lookin' ass cake
Typical lunch for the least healthy man in the world. The guy works with me.
G-Eazy’s Garlic Fries
The tripple gooberry sunrise from spongebob
Free Italian Capri Sun in every Lunchable Pizza pack
This is where all the tuition is going.
Supreme Petite Calzones topped with Green Onion; served with Cheddar Cheese flavoured Crisps. Served on Dixie plate.
Gordon Ramsay with absolutely no chill roasting a flooded burger
By the power of Grayskull
Top notch presentation with this dish
Yesterday, I ordered a Grilled Chicken sandwich for my lunch at the drive through. Wondered why it was so chewy. Wonder no more. Raw!
I made a minimalist depiction of my shitty lunch
Corn turds (not OC/OP)
Couldn't find any gingerbread men with buttcheeks on Google. Had to make my own.
Chicken nuggets and tater tots slow roasted in my oven for 8 hours while I'm passed out drunk in the other room.
My dad got mad at a pizza he was making and threw it at our fence
My wife said my lunch belongs here. Sardines with hot sauce.
I attempted a Caterpillar cake. It will haunt my nightmares forever.....
This charcuterie board I often make for my daughter.
Doritos and Ramen. Someone should call the cops.
It’s one of those days...
At least they don't build up your expectations
Gotta stay hydrated
Chef's choice futomaki, AKA $10 of fucking carrot
That's... not a tomato...
This giant cheeseburger from /r/BeAmazed
This 'vegan pizza' a friend got after an hour's wait, for £9.
Poptarts, smuckers, canned frosting
My friend had a bad weekend so I made him a tower of 100 McDonald's Nuggets
Can I ascend to r/foodporn yet?
The pizza was actually delivered like this...
2 days until payday Alexa play despacito
3 day old pizza and leftover sushi for my work lunch today. Feeling multicultural, might delete later.
My flatmate’s usual uni dinner
Who cares at this point, at least I’m happy while having a heartattack
Oreos and salsa
I tried to make a fluffy egg white omelette but it just looks like dish soap in a pan.
Something I grew up eating... Chili Fritos with cut up hotdogs, mayo, and mustard.
Apparently, he ate the leftovers for breakfast
roast beef and colby jack cheese rolled up and microwaved. aka the leaky anus.
I underestimated how much cheese I put in my pasta
*cries in italian*
Spaghetti ice pops.
All my chips were dust or to small to dip. So I put on some hot sauce and sour cream, stirred it up, and ate it with a spoon.
Supermarket thought it was a good idea to make black chicken nuggets for Halloween...
Was running pretty low on groceries and ended up with plain oats for dinner, wanted to sweeten them up but had no sugar, decided colored sugar and sprinkles I had left over from a birthday cake would do the trick
This bottle of ranch is turning 20 years old today
Mods are gone, Upvote real food porn.
Hot Dogs and Mac & Cheese.... Classic
Ballin' on a budget
Pop tart pie
6 inch grilled cheese from Subway in NYC
My first attempt at fried rice
Finally got banned from /r/food... My 4 day baked potato, recipe in comments.