MRW I thought my friend was doing well so I don't call him for a while but he reveals to me that his grandma died and his girlfriend of 4 years cheated on him in the last 2 months6yr ⋅ mullet4superman ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
New relationship is poly, never been in one before and id like some advice, what mistakes to look out for, and what things help the transition.5yr ⋅ Biohazardousmaterial ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Any other bald and bearded dudes who look like a testicle with eyebrows without a beard?5yr ⋅ Beards_Bears_BSG ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW my Trump-supporting coworker says he exclusively tries to fuck liberal women because it makes him feel like he's converting or dominating them.5yr ⋅ Blimpion ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I get promoted to a job I'd already been doing for a year and a half.5yr ⋅ JumpOrJerkOff ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW my wife is leaving for work on my day off and asks, Do you plan to do anything other than smoke weed and jerk off today?8yr ⋅ FuriousGorilla ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Shout out to all trolls who don't have a father to celebrate Father's Day with today, no matter the reason. Rooting for you all today.5yr ⋅ Czarry ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
When i get downvoted and sent abuse for being insane enough to say that I enjoyed Captain Marvel on Reddit5yr ⋅ mansonfamily ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
So my guy came out to his parents yesterday. I'm getting introduced to them today.6yr ⋅ actually_crazy_irl ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Brothers, who needs a hug? And tell me as much about why as you feel comfortable sharing.2yr ⋅ hovdeisfunny ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
I have a friend who likes everything that's so stupid it's funny. For her birthday, I'm going to give her a memory stick and not tell her what's in it. It's going to contain nothing but this image.6yr ⋅ actually_crazy_irl ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW another, younger friend gets engaged and I'm a 31-year old who's still never been in love.6yr ⋅ serbeardless ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
When I call not only that my dad's pimple is cancer, but the specific kind, and that means its super treatable ... but its still cancer4yr ⋅ BraveOthello ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
when you casually express a boundary and he starts picking at the exact verbiage like an evil genie about to ruin one of your 3 wishes1yr ⋅ PiusLittleShit ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Today I made a very difficult decision and walked out entirely without closure from my ex's life. She was perhaps my best friend and things ended bitterly. I need some love, brothers.5yr ⋅ outterspacetits ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
I'm getting married today! My wife-to-be made this for the occasion!6yr ⋅ jefewyatt ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MFW my clinically depressed sister has finally found something she enjoys and now we have a mutual hobby to bond over7yr ⋅ actually_crazy_irl ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
I’ve been single for 4 years and today I woke up to a rejection email from the grad school of my dreams5yr ⋅ notorious_GRG ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
When a friend visits your house for the first time & meets your pets.7yr ⋅ sleepykidjzz30 ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW spending the weekend with my sons at my separated wife's house while she's on a trip.7yr ⋅ DrRichardDeckard ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW a new female coworker is sexually forward with me in an attempt to get me to do some of her work, but I am a huge queer8yr ⋅ mansonfamily ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
I don't think /r/TrollY needs to plaster a giant Y Chromosome on /r/place, but it'd be fun to do something. Who wants to help stop British imperialism from creating a second flag and throw a giant Calvin and Hobbes up?2yr ⋅ hovdeisfunny ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Noone knows what to do, but we still make it work. Beautiful.3yr ⋅ Brassica_Revolution ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
When the interviewer asks me why I want to work for their company.5yr ⋅ TheNeutralParty ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
How I feel waking up on election day and I'm ready to get this election over with3yr ⋅ Hobbit_amid_Gandalfs ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Yo trolls a girl I was planning to ask out asked me out. She is dope and we set up a for date next week. I'm pretty psyched Happy 420 y'all.5yr ⋅ thehamstersaysno ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
I think I've been depressed for the past year, but i couldnt get the weight loss or loss of hunger part of depression??5yr ⋅ thebrin ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Drinking my third beer of the night because fuck it why not. Cheers to all3yr ⋅ LurkerPatrol ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Came home from work this morning and the gf moved everything of hers out of our house but left my Jack Daniels. Merry Christmas guys6yr ⋅ colsen89 ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Man asks for beer money on TV at a ISU college football game, receives almost 60k to date, donates WITH matching donations from Busch and Venmo to the University of Iowa’s Children’s Hopsital5yr ⋅ MelosEcyrb ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I look up the MMORPG Final Fantasy 14's story length and it's 120 hours minimum3yr ⋅ Hobbit_amid_Gandalfs ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Going on holiday with crush for two weeks. She can't stop talking about the guy she's been dating for the past month. This is me:5yr ⋅ Soupandmoresoup ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Working trolls, come learn about your rights as a worker! I'll be hosting a virtual event talking about your federally protected rights as a worker - any worker, union or not! More details inside1yr ⋅ hovdeisfunny ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Sometimes you just wanna stay home, smoke, and play The Sims.5yr ⋅ WTFevenisOklahoma ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Current mood, as today is my last day as a fertile man! Any fellow Trolls around here have the snip-snip? How was your experience?3yr ⋅ JumpOrJerkOff ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Lads I actually did it. After years of self improvement and learning how to create healthy relationships with other people, I finally got my first kiss!5yr ⋅ mullet4superman ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Finally built up my credit enough to refinance my car at a rate I can actually handle. I don't have anyone else to tell.5yr ⋅ ya_boy_ducky ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
My wedding is on Sunday and my mom is more than likely going to pass away before then. I am broken, guys.5yr ⋅ Themrassmann ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW my girlfriend says she still has fun during sex even though sometimes she doesn't come6yr ⋅ DrT1ny ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Friends are all graduated and moving out of college town and I'm just held back like5yr ⋅ Megagamer42 ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
My birthday is coming up, I’m considering posting this on Facebook.5yr ⋅ TheGinofGan ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I'm 27 and yet another adult wants to know why I'm still single7yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW she's been flirting with me the whole time and I finally get it6yr ⋅ lightupthedark ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I get all dressed up for a nice night with my GF, but we end up fighting all night8yr ⋅ CaptainKabuki ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
When an old flame who made fun of me for asking “Can I kiss you?” shares a ‘consent is sexy’ FB post5yr ⋅ thirtiethst ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Was wondering why I was feeling more depressed this month. I’ve overall had less sleep compared to the same time last year.3yr ⋅ LurkerPatrol ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
My dog whined and licked and barked and woke me up from a PTSD dream of Afghanistan. He's a good boy.8yr ⋅ LiterallyATalkingDog ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW my best friend, who's been out of work for a year, announces he's starting his dream job in 2 weeks!6yr ⋅ StuHardy ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
HIF when a girl in Tinder is actually talking to me for more than a day8yr ⋅ OceanOfVitaminC ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Last night I got my heart ripped to pieces by the woman I love and the worst part is I can’t even talk to my best friend about it. Because it’s her.6yr ⋅ Totally__Not__NSA ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Somtimes my hopes distort reality, and I need to remind myself of this. Today is one of those days.5yr ⋅ serbeardless ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
This dude online was raving at me about beta males and alpha males and all this redpill nonsense. I told him to actually read up about behavioral biology and recommended a few authors. He promptly told me that reading books shrinks your balls.6yr ⋅ actually_crazy_irl ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MFW I’m trying to figure out if the girl that calls me a dick but everyone says that she has a thing for me actually likes me or not5yr ⋅ Sigma3737 ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW my girlfriend asks if I have a Reddit account and I reply yeah, I've got three6yr ⋅ bluriest ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
(X-post from TrollX) Trolls, abuse affects us to. It's okay to acknowledge and ask for help to work through it. Stay awesome!5yr ⋅ mattieo123 ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
How I feel trying to save money so I can go back to school but deep down knowing that there's no way I'll have enough by Sept5yr ⋅ fatllamalord ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
It's my first cake day and I wanted to make sure at least one person who needed to see this today was able to. It's been a RuGgEd year and I still struggle to remind myself of this.5yr ⋅ DaydreamsAreNotMeds ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
When she touches and plays with your penis but she says she doesn’t want sex. So you sit there like...5yr ⋅ Thehardthought ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I'm assumed to be a woman after taking a position that defends women in an online debate.5yr ⋅ TheMadWoodcutter ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I walk out of Walmart with my new PS4 and a little kid says your kid is going to love that!8yr ⋅ NoGoodIDNames ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MFW I wake up to find I made a drunken confession of feelings6yr ⋅ HatlessCorpse ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW the girl that was flirting with me tells our mutual friend Hey I hope /u/LurkerPatrol doesn't get the wrong idea5yr ⋅ LurkerPatrol ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I'm walking into Starbucks feeing a little blue and a woman walking out with her coffee says, I love your outfit! Just your whole ensemble!8yr ⋅ CaptainDasein ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
When you've been single for your whole life and desperately want to fill that hole but eventually it collapses into itself and implodes into some amount of self-respect and because you focus more on that feeling women start showing some level of interest in you4yr ⋅ MrHost56 ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
My Developmental Psychology class has discussion boards that require you to talk to your parents or siblings. Emailed my professor and said I don't have a relationship with my family. He said to interview friends instead. But I don't have any friends either. I'm fucked lol5yr ⋅ iWantToBeARealBoy ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
>tfw I tried to lose my v card last night but my dick wasn't cooperating.6yr ⋅ DafTron ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome