10000 best r/trollychromosome images on Pholder | Today's date

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When u ignore someone to get their attention & they end up not caring & you two never talk again...

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When everything is going well and I still don't give a toot.

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I quit my shitty job today, the owner followed me out to the parking lot trying to argue with me as I walked away from him. This was my reaction as I drove away.

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WW3 IS ENDING MOTHERFUCKERS

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I'm hate-watching a bad movie because I was bored and keep complaining to all of my friends how goddamn bad this movie is, they're already sick of it and telling me to stop watching it then, but I'm actively enjoying hating it

6yr ⋅

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I am no longer in a six year dry spell.

8yr ⋅

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How my morning started. I thought we were going to grow old together. And now I’m alone.

5yr ⋅

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Thought I had something actually nice going on for once. Turns out I'm wrong and everything is still garbage. Fuck the mere nature of existence.

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I didn't think I'd consider myself bi, per se, but this was me on a particular morning after in college

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Startrek Predicts 2020! Basically 💯% accurate

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Chubby baby me, I choose you.

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when your date turns in to a financial interview. should have brought my W2 and credit report.

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MRW I made my girlfriend squirt for the first time.

10yr ⋅

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MRW when my former boss, who bullied and fired me, runs her department into the ground.

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Interview at 11am today for Service Manager position at the dealership I've been at for the last two years. Been in the industry for ten years. Wish me luck trollbros!

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When the girl I'm dating accidentally refers to me as her boyfriend.

9yr ⋅

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MRW Met a fellow Redditor and she's as great as in person as she was online.

7yr ⋅

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MFW (m)y best (f)riend from College (that I graduated from last year, and she graduates from next year) forgets or chooses not to say anything to me about my Birthday.

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MRW my bisexual FWB tells me I eat pussy like a lesbian

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Trying to get back into dating after 3 years. Cute red headed server at my local lunch place pays extra attention to me, but I don’t want to be a creep and hit on girls while they’re working and obligated to be nice. Sent a friend request after 2 months of light flirting, now I’m awake at 3am like

5yr ⋅

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Summer is coming

7yr ⋅

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Studying, trying to learn basic car maintenance on the internet, surfing reddit, lifting weights, the usual shenanigans I do during lockdown and a whole lot more.

3yr ⋅

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My friend made her husband an apology cheat sheet (posted with permission).

6yr ⋅

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MRW I get invited to my ex's wedding

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Update from the introvert who went to the festival - It was really fun

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she’s proud of me too.

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MFW I set a reminder to call my Dad this Sunday, for a moment forgetting he passed away back in January

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MRW our first date is awkward, she's not much of a texter, and I can't tell if the feeling is mutual... but she wants to go on a second date

6yr ⋅

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MRW when my girlfriend told me to go deeper..

10yr ⋅

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I ended my relationship with my jelaous of everything, abusive and guilt-tripping girlfriend.

6yr ⋅

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MFW I'm studying to become a nurse and a big bunch of the talents/achievements required basically boil down to having common sense and not being racist. I'm getting a whole bunch of brownie points for literally nothing.

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Graduated from college >2 months ago. Updated my job app spreadsheet this morning and realized I've officially applied to 100+ jobs; I've had 3 (first round) interviews and 0 offers so far. That ratio, dudes, I tell ya.

7yr ⋅

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what should i do if i overthink and get myself depressed or sad (i don’t think it’s bad enough to be called depression) about something that probably isn’t even true...

6yr ⋅

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MFW I spontaneously remember that time me and my study partner were in Spain, doing things together with her new bf and everyone naturally assumed I was their kid, and she found that hilarious

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I'm tipsy and need to flatter- if you're reading this you're beautiful and you matter and you could probably do a buttload of situps if you really wanted

6yr ⋅

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Watched my cat die at three AM this Monday, MR every time I drop some food and turn around to call her so that she eats it.

8yr ⋅

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I got married, my dudes!

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MRW I'm so undateable that even my tapeworm rejects me

8yr ⋅

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Update: Homecoming went well and we decided that if we go to winter homecoming, we’ll wear crocs.

6yr ⋅

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MRW My girlfriend asks if I think she gets too wet during sex.

9yr ⋅

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mrw she says the superlike was accidental

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Me at exactly 12:01 tonight

5yr ⋅

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I do this all the time

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Most of my coworkers got the option to evacuate ahead of the hurricane, but I live on a hill so I'm the only one in the office right now

6yr ⋅

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Seriously, this belongs here

8yr ⋅

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I have been watching a lot of Louis Theroux recently

5yr ⋅

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MRW the girls over at TrollX are swapping sex tips and do's/don't with each other

10yr ⋅

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Always me always me..😂

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Fellas, I think she's a keeper

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When I get her number and after two days of texting she mentions having a boyfriend.

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TFW people on the internet keep making your mom jokes, but my mom has been single for years and it would be nice if she could have a man in her life

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Mfw I've been talking to a woman on OkCupid for a few days now and found out we have the same favorite pizza toppings.

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Mods are sleeping. Post mods sleeping

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Don't tell the girls. 8-)

7yr ⋅

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Them damn incels

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Having ABSOLUTELY no idea how flirting works.

4yr ⋅

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Wife told me to change the sheets

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MRW delving into another reddit thread about a celebrity abuse scandal

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MFW I open an old card from my grandparents whilst cleaning out my room and find $200 in it

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MRW my basil seeds start sprouting

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This is for sure a repost of a meme but, I’m feeling it a bit. LDRs, even for just a short time, can be tough. It’s easy for the silly or even steamy to get through, but talking about our feelings is still important. Miss you bean ❤️

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MRW I'm unemployed, lost, depressed and the last words of the first person I'd go for support, my father, was you look just like my son. I hope you guys will have much better father's day than my first one without him.

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MRW it's drag night and my gf is being hit on by a creep

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MRW Work's been kicking my ass and I just got broken up with. Have a drink with me guys, I fuckin' need it

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Gentlemen, I spent 4 hours yesterday replacing the alternator in my car. All by myself, might I add.

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MFW someone tells me, a trans/gay person, to eat shit, fascist because I told them they were being unnecessarily aggressive and irrational.

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Stupid question! How do i make friends? Backstory upon request.

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MRW I have had 3 dates this week, and they all wanna see me again

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Had a shit week, already feeling like shit, about to go visit my shit family, my sister will be picking me up any minute now, and I am 100% not prepared for this shit

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My wife left me and my young son alone for the evening. Proud to say I didn't panic.

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MRW I have a new girlfriend!!

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MFW after many months of feeling emotional apathy and sometimes even pain, I ended a toxic friendship, closed off any contact and never wanna see that person again

5yr ⋅

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MRW TrollX starts talking about the things their amazing boyfriends/husbands do for them.

9yr ⋅

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Went clubbing yesterday. Is today over, yet?

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My GF whenever I'm sick.

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Best visual metaphor ever.

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MRW when I checked my bank account this morning and saw I got both my paycheck and my tax refund

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MRW I find out my ex is chasing a married man while dating her ex that cheated on her with his ex

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MRW my girlfriend is processing my sexuality because I said some gay stuff that made her uncomfortable

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MRW my female friend recounts sleeping with a guy while he was messy drunk and she was sober, and then says, But it's ok, you can't rape a guy, they always want it.

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Trying to actually sit down and study shit. I feel like I don’t understand a half of what I’m reading but dammit I’m trying

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2019 is proving to be such a wonderful year with me having a girlfriend for the first time since 2010/11 and I am loving for the positivity and encouragement from my coworkers and my friends ever since we became official ❤️ what’s your big steps of the year?

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It’s my 19th birthday and also the loneliest birthday I’ve ever had after moving away for uni last year.

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HIFW i'm in university beating my crippling shyness and social anxiety, making new friends, hanging out with girls, proactively suggesting to do stuff, but when i'm home alone the depression still catches up to me at full force

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MRW last night at the bar this drunk girl just squatted in front of me and began to pee as we had finished making out.

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When the student who missed every class shows up at the end of the semester to ask which assignments they need to turn in

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MRW after a night of sex, my girlfriend announces she got her period.

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Been living off of beer and junk food for he past couple of weeks... Finally stepped on a scale and I've lost 2 kg

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