Got some comments that my Maltese dog looked like Saruman and I can't unsee it so here's a paintover (Jonathan Wesslund)8mo ⋅ -Guardsman- ⋅ r/lotr
Trump fan is epically triggered by the results of his own Twitter poll.8yr ⋅ -Guardsman- ⋅ r/EnoughTrumpSpam
Is anyone else bothered by this thing where some women think it's their turn to be assholes to ugly people of another gender?4yr ⋅ -Guardsman- ⋅ r/AreTheStraightsOK
Out of curiosity, I tried to create water in a refiner by combining H2 + O. The operation gives me... salt.5mo ⋅ -Guardsman- ⋅ r/NoMansSkyTheGame
I hate when I see this kind of tweet just because someone who I think is funny retweeted it earnestly.4yr ⋅ -Guardsman- ⋅ r/AreTheStraightsOK
Can't believe it took me 900+ hours of gameplay to notice that Dawnstar had a lighthouse.4yr ⋅ -Guardsman- ⋅ r/skyrim
Funny bug: After my character sat on a smoking throne in Blackreach, they are now emitting smoke and sparks.5yr ⋅ -Guardsman- ⋅ r/skyrim
TFW you're a notorious far-right YouTuber who might find himself forced to get an actual job.4yr ⋅ -Guardsman- ⋅ r/TheBluePill
We've reached the prison buses with baby seats stage of capitalism.6yr ⋅ -Guardsman- ⋅ r/LateStageCapitalism
Found this book in my daughter Lucia's chest. Should I be worried about her?6yr ⋅ -Guardsman- ⋅ r/skyrim
So THIS is why Maven Black-Briar needs to put the Honningbrew Meadery out of business...6yr ⋅ -Guardsman- ⋅ r/skyrim
In case you weren't aware, the Novitiates kit includes THREE (3) alternate Canoness heads, each with a different hat!2yr ⋅ -Guardsman- ⋅ r/sistersofbattle
Frostcliff Tavern is one of my favorite locations in Enderal. A haven of warmth and safety in the middle of an icy wilderness.3yr ⋅ -Guardsman- ⋅ r/enderal
I made a Sisters of Battle alignment chart. Where's your custom order on this chart?3yr ⋅ -Guardsman- ⋅ r/sistersofbattle
Almost 900 hours in, and this is the FIRST time I come across this Easter egg, despite it being just NW of Whiterun.4yr ⋅ -Guardsman- ⋅ r/skyrim
There is no public service so uncontroversial that libertarians won't try to privatize it.6yr ⋅ -Guardsman- ⋅ r/LateStageCapitalism
Starting to think that even the apocalypse won't save us from capitalism.5yr ⋅ -Guardsman- ⋅ r/LateStageCapitalism
So I only *just* figured out why the Imperials had Ulfric gagged. (It's to keep him from using the Voice.)6yr ⋅ -Guardsman- ⋅ r/skyrim
Not all families are a man and a woman. Some families are a vampire necromancer, her vampire wife, her Vigilant of Stendarr dead thrall, and her Dawnguard dead thrall.4yr ⋅ -Guardsman- ⋅ r/skyrim
If you tax the rich too much, they won't be able to support their masked vigilantism hobby.7yr ⋅ -Guardsman- ⋅ r/EnoughLibertarianSpam
The Federalist is admirably upfront about embracing toxic masculinity.6yr ⋅ -Guardsman- ⋅ r/TheBluePill
TIL that frost atronachs summoned by NPCs have more health and stamina than those summoned by the Dragonborn! What in Oblivion?6yr ⋅ -Guardsman- ⋅ r/skyrim
Interesting tidbit from the new Adepta Sororitas codex -- Pray they don't take you alive, indeed.4yr ⋅ -Guardsman- ⋅ r/Drukhari
Mug collectors, do you have a favorite? I almost always use the metal one from Aestrin.1yr ⋅ -Guardsman- ⋅ r/Sailwind
Advertisement industry cartoon on what you're missing out by NOT giving them your data. :(6yr ⋅ -Guardsman- ⋅ r/LateStageCapitalism
Next edition, only infantry will suffer -1 to hit with heavy weapons on the move. How will this affect dark lances in embarked units?4yr ⋅ -Guardsman- ⋅ r/Drukhari
Kids these days, enjoying the peace and prosperity their ancestors fought so hard to give them.7yr ⋅ -Guardsman- ⋅ r/lewronggeneration
The boss of Gravity willingly pays his employees $70,000/year. Capitalists are angry at him. Strange. Isn't that how the trickle-down effect was intended to work in theory? I thought the rising tide of the free market was supposed to lift all boats?4yr ⋅ -Guardsman- ⋅ r/LateStageCapitalism
Capitalists: So we have Labor Day... but what about Capital Day?6yr ⋅ -Guardsman- ⋅ r/LateStageCapitalism
I need help tracking down the origin of this pic. (Source, character depicted, etc.)4yr ⋅ -Guardsman- ⋅ r/StarWars
[Happy Pride] Storme DeLarverie, butch lesbian who took part in the Stonewall Riots6yr ⋅ -Guardsman- ⋅ r/ladiesinsuits
[Found on Twitter] That happened. Random way for bandits to land in death.6yr ⋅ -Guardsman- ⋅ r/skyrim
Estormo is hands-down the stupidest character in the entire game. (College of Winterhold spoiler)4yr ⋅ -Guardsman- ⋅ r/skyrim
Turns out the breaded dragon pun pops up every few months on this sub. I don't feel so clever now.5yr ⋅ -Guardsman- ⋅ r/BeardedDragons
My local reptile specialists, Dino Reptiles (Ottawa), have bred a new morph of ball python.6yr ⋅ -Guardsman- ⋅ r/snakes
I've grown ridiculously attached to my zombified bandit leader. (Details in comments.)5yr ⋅ -Guardsman- ⋅ r/skyrim
Well, this is new... I met a hunter bathing in a hot spring in Eastmarch.6yr ⋅ -Guardsman- ⋅ r/skyrim
