We're 3 days apart and people ask me if I have any plans4yr ⋅ LiterallyATalkingDog ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
My dog whined and licked and barked and woke me up from a PTSD dream of Afghanistan. He's a good boy.8yr ⋅ LiterallyATalkingDog ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
In true r/fellowkids fashion, my job is doing Motivational Meme Monday. This is my submission.6yr ⋅ LiterallyATalkingDog ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
My grandparents are leaving the farm and all the land to my aunt instead of my shitty rich snobby uncle and we're all going to my cousin's wedding this weekend.8yr ⋅ LiterallyATalkingDog ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MFW I listen to modern country music after giving it up for jazz and blues years ago.7yr ⋅ LiterallyATalkingDog ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Lemme guess... your physical count is -4 off because you're a non-idiot that doesn't count the blank ones?5yr ⋅ LiterallyATalkingDog ⋅ r/TalesFromThePharmacy
[update] I gave my roommate 4 months to get out but now she's being a bitch about it. Let's make it 30 days to leave.. 7 if you don't sign a promissory note acknowledging all the rent you owe me.7yr ⋅ LiterallyATalkingDog ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
My roommate just announced she's pregnant but I'm literally in the process of typing up her notice to vacate.7yr ⋅ LiterallyATalkingDog ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
I regret looking up what this incels thing I've seen around Reddit is all about.7yr ⋅ LiterallyATalkingDog ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
It's snowing and I haven't driven my car in 2 weeks because I've been on my motorcycle7yr ⋅ LiterallyATalkingDog ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
When someone wakes you up with a phone call 15 minutes before your alarm is set to go off.8yr ⋅ LiterallyATalkingDog ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
When my dog is curled up behind my knees and I have to let one rip.8yr ⋅ LiterallyATalkingDog ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
This is exactly why I label everything as if I'm handling it to the dumbest nurse ever5mo ⋅ LiterallyATalkingDog ⋅ r/pharmacymemes
When customers call you by your first name just because you have a name tag5yr ⋅ LiterallyATalkingDog ⋅ r/walmart
MFW I finally save up enough gold fish to buy the yard expansion on Neko Atsume8yr ⋅ LiterallyATalkingDog ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Starting a new show you really like and then visiting its sub only to come across all sorts of spoilers6yr ⋅ LiterallyATalkingDog ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
That evil vet lady stabbed you HOW many times?! Here, have some ice cream.8yr ⋅ LiterallyATalkingDog ⋅ r/Dachshund
I actually enjoy No Man's Sky amidst all the shit people are giving it8yr ⋅ LiterallyATalkingDog ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Starting adderall has been a little counterproductive. I have the motivation and energy to do things but all that just gets put towards my massively increased sex drive.8yr ⋅ LiterallyATalkingDog ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Dropping a vial of hydromorphone on the floor and it doesn't break.8yr ⋅ LiterallyATalkingDog ⋅ r/nursing
First Minions and now HR has discovered memes. They're posted everywhere. It's like working at a living Facebook feed.8yr ⋅ LiterallyATalkingDog ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
I took all the shrooms instead of just half like my experienced friend recommended8yr ⋅ LiterallyATalkingDog ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Today's the first day of winter and I'm just over here in a t-shirt like8yr ⋅ LiterallyATalkingDog ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
28yo me trying to figure out MS Excel fir the first time8yr ⋅ LiterallyATalkingDog ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
I just found out the piece of shit that sexually assaulted one of my troops got off and I still have to work with him.9yr ⋅ LiterallyATalkingDog ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
PT calls in a refill after close and expects it to be ready when we open5yr ⋅ LiterallyATalkingDog ⋅ r/pharmacymemes
I found a ~70 year old leaf in my dendrology textbook8yr ⋅ LiterallyATalkingDog ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
Living alone with a concussion and having my friends check up on me.9yr ⋅ LiterallyATalkingDog ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
A class I was gonna bomb got cancelled until further notice... because the profession had to have emergency surgery.7yr ⋅ LiterallyATalkingDog ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW my roommate's 4 year old smacks my dog in the face.9yr ⋅ LiterallyATalkingDog ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Confidently handing in an exam but then you check your notes8yr ⋅ LiterallyATalkingDog ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
I joined the club and drank the kool-aid. Meet my mini 4 month old Gauner!9yr ⋅ LiterallyATalkingDog ⋅ r/Dachshund
Mortars and pestles, graduated cylinders, and stirring rods stacked up in the sink like their f-ing mom works here5yr ⋅ LiterallyATalkingDog ⋅ r/pharmacymemes
MFW it's my last shift before I go on vacation to Germany for 3 weeks and nobody says anything about my hungover unproductivity because they know I don't give a shit.9yr ⋅ LiterallyATalkingDog ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Why, papa?! I'm a good pup! Yeah, buddy but also a smelly pup.8yr ⋅ LiterallyATalkingDog ⋅ r/Dachshund
MFW I order a margherita pizza and 20 minutes later I'm presented with a spicy margarita pizza with salt and lime.8yr ⋅ LiterallyATalkingDog ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Hey my fuel light's on. I got half a gallon. I'm good for another 20ish miles. *10 miles later* Well fuck.5yr ⋅ LiterallyATalkingDog ⋅ r/motorcyclememes
MFW when my dayshift roommate yells for me to be quiet after I ground my coffee with an extension cord out on the freezing porch because I'm a considerate fucking person.9yr ⋅ LiterallyATalkingDog ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
I completely fell in love with this dog and 4 days after I applied and emailed, the shelter told me he was adopted weeks ago and they just forgot to update their website.9yr ⋅ LiterallyATalkingDog ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
The benefits of being the only person at work/earth that loves oatmeal cookies.9yr ⋅ LiterallyATalkingDog ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MFW people say it's unmanly to have a small dog. I love the shit out of my dachshund!8yr ⋅ LiterallyATalkingDog ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Playing the new Crash Bandicoot after my patience and reflexes haven't been tested this hard since the original 21 years ago7yr ⋅ LiterallyATalkingDog ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Pooping on a 3 day road trip like a commoner when I have an adjustable temperature bidet at home.8yr ⋅ LiterallyATalkingDog ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
You can take the balls off the dog but you can't take balls OUT of the dog.9yr ⋅ LiterallyATalkingDog ⋅ r/Dachshund
[Request] Can anyone help me find a set of GRP screws for a HAAG model roll-top?8yr ⋅ LiterallyATalkingDog ⋅ r/DeskCorners
