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>tfw I tried to lose my v card last night but my dick wasn't cooperating.

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Just found out today that I didn't get the MSc project that I've been busting my ass to get for the last 3 years. Guess I'm going to drink until I blackout and then start trying to forget about my dreams.

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A friend of mine has started talking about suicide. No idea what to say to that while presently in the middle of shit.

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MRW my one-night-stand's parents barge in her room at 6 this morning asking if I'm going to join them all for breakfast.

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Lucky repost, don't upvote.

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I believe in you, dudes.

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I made a post on Reddit a long time ago about how learning Finnish is useless. It got reposted on Tumblr where I am currently getting shredded and called an ignorant monolingual anglophone. I'm a native finn.

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MFW I'm still upset over my ex, but I have a nice jacket to wear for fall

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Plans for the weekend

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MRW when this stupid goddamn mouse in the spare room evades my humane traps all week and I now have to resort to lethal measures.

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The family that moved in next door doesn't have internet yet, and asked everyone for their wifi only to talk to family. HFW I catch the wife sitting in the stairwell next to my apartment watching Netflix.

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How I Think My Girlfriend Would Behave if we Switched Bodies for a Day

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h u g e r e l a t e

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At least he still loves her

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Facts got me feeling some kinda way.

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A teacher was making a fuss about the length of a girls shorts m(internal)RW the boys in her class roll up their shorts to the length of hers.

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I started talking to someone really nice and promising last week, and suddenly get the urge to clean up my completely trashed home in case he would come to visit. Apparently the one thing that would suddenly motivate me to get my life together is the want to suck dick.

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Working retail on Black Friday and your manager doesn't know who you are

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Day 10: Giving haircuts to lil ponies

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MFW I’m listening to a pirated audio book and the author thanks me for buying their book.

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Your Most Powerful Allies

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For all my bros who have come out of a bad situation and are making positive changes; Here's to you!

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MRW I've stuffed myself to the point of nausea and my mom says Who wants dessert?!

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Earth shattering facts

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Important info guys

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Imagine not eating Waffles in a bowl...

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I'm back at it again being stressed out as fuck and wanting to drop everything, cut all ties, and move to the other side of the country

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Coming into work today

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Bath bombs for men

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MRW after deactivating my Facebook for two months I reinstate my account only to find out that one of my closest friends' timeline is now full of links to PragerU videos and InfoWars articles.

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This guy feels like a troll.

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MR cause I'm getting married trolls!

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MRW my new gf asks me when I'd like us to go get tested so we can do oral

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I got a 9/10 from an exam I feared I would fail. I'm not stupid after all, I'M NOT STUPID!!!

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MFW this dumbass who doesn't know about the existence of the female uretha tries to tell me he knows more about women's anatomy than I do because he's straight

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Answer me

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I got the psychologist's tests back. There's nothing cognitively wrong with me. As a matter of fact, I'm above average. But I still can't learn shit. Studying feels like using a rock as a bath sponge. Knowledge just won't stick to my brain.

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Bit too real?

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Today I noticed a regular who is always super nice to us wears an SS ring. And our store is right near a Jewish boarding school so nearly half our customers are Jewish. It makes me sick that I have to be courteous to this scumbag in the name of customer service.

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When she says she's close

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This was both me and my date tonight. It went well.

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Hope I’m not overthinking

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You encounter an All-Knowing Entity, a being with complete and total understanding of the working of the universe and it's entire history. You can ask one question, and it will answer it however thoroughly you choose and to a factual certainty. What question do you ask?

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MRW I email my professor asking for a copy of the study guide and instead he sends me the test itself

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MRW I'm a brown guy renewing my green card in the US in the current political climate

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A male Californian spotted in the wild

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MRW the spider near my desk starts letting bugs get all over the place

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Hiya, I’m feeling down and I’m locked out of the school concert, but I can hear em so that’s nice. How are y’all doing?

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I don’t know what these memes are called but i like them

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On the topic of sideboob

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calmly listens

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The two most important filters that I have right now

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Sleeping on my grandparents’ couch for christmas, overhearing the things they talk about in bed in the next room. ”That day you all went swimming, I remember seeing you and thinking ’that one is mine’. I would still pick you.” They’re still just as sweet and flirty when they don’t think anyone hears

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3 hours into a drunken political alrgument, my friend asks can't we just agree to disagree about human rights

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Me, walking through the house drunk on box wine, thinking I'm brilliant and adorable

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MFW after feeling ugly and unlovable I went out on a date and we made out

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Was having a smoke in the garage when I saw this pic of my sister on the wall.

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My internship supervisor, the man who instilled confidence I needed to finish my bachelors and encouraged me through my most hellacious semester of college, was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Feels bad, guys. Thank those who have impacted you.

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TrollBros!! After taking a serious hit from divorce and foreclosure, my credit score is back over 790!

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MRW I use one of the Taco Bell diablo sauce packets stashed in my glove compartment on a McChicken

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This is far too often overlooked for men, it’s the little things

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Hi guys, which ring is better?

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How I Feel Every Time I See My Wife Naked

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MRW I found out my coworkers, peers, classmates, and acquaintances all think that I'm gay, which I'm not.

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Tried to give advice to a guy who's 26 and distraught about not getting laid, no matter how hard he tries. Told him women are abundant, just be chill and friendly. Then it turns out he demands a virgin.

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MFW work requires me to call someone.

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MRW I just left an argument after listening to my family demonize poor people for 20 minutes

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When you're kissing a girl for the first time

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MRW my girlfriend buys me a comfy hoodie last Christmas and another this Christmas too. I'm onto you, I know what your plan is...

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A guy in my DnD group kept making boring racist edgelord jokes despite of numerous requests to stop. He was told he'd get kicked out of the group if he wouldn't. Guess who just got kicked out of the group.

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HIF after getting my documents and my degree after five hard years.

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MRW My friend says, seriously, Men can't be raped by a woman because they always want it.

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Oh no...

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HIFW it is my last exercise of the day and I see nothing but extremely out of shape people taking up all the benches I need

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MRW I've met with two big clients and think I managed to come off like a normal, professional human being

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MRW my mate opens up to me about the state of his mental health

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It happens to bedt of us

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Finally, someone who gets us.

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I started going to therapy

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Football.

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MRW someone shares actual fake news and I prove them wrong with independent sources and they don't respond back

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This is a fact in schools of the Philippines, I did it myself and most men just laughed.

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So today I - an adult male stranger on the internet - agreed to meet up with someone irl in order to lend a book, and it turned out to be a 14-year-old girl.

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“wHy Am I oN sUcH a DrY sPeLl?”

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A few days ago, u/CrankyCrow decided that the mental health subs were too depressing and serious so r/TrollCoping was created. Y'all shoud join us!

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Long distance lover moved closer to me but then ghosted. MRW I see on Facebook she's back with her ex

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HIFW I wear a sleeveless shirt to the gym

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Unfollowed the guy dating my ex girlfriend on all social media after years of being friends so I stop seeing updates about her. Finally at peace

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Viva la revolution

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Applying for new jobs

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MFW i get a call for an interview the day after i applied for the job

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I stayed up all night last night in hopes of getting some proper sleep tonight. Instead it's now 9 pm, I'm wide awake, and I no longer feel my toes, pain or fear. Actual footage of my 3 remaining brain cells.

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When people say i'm a feminist only to get pussy but then i reveal that i'm actually gay

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checkmate

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Reddit in a nutshell

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Seriously it's like 90% of the pool

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MFW I lost 30 pounds in the past two months in a healthy way, then depression hits, and I gain nearly all of it back in 2 weeks

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MRW the congressperson I voted for ekes out a victory, but literally every statewide candidate I voted for lost

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MRW when my greencard gets renewed in this political climate with zero problems

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MF Any time someone and I are going back and forth in a comment section and I’m upvoting all their comments but mine are still at 1

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Money for college has always been a big concern of mine, because my family might be unable to pay tuition. Today I got an acceptance letter from one of my dream schools, and a $32k scholarship that makes it easily affordable. Im not emotional at all

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Choose Your Fighter

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Guys, I need to go on a diet.

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MRW my friend calls me in the middle of the night, having just broken up with his long term girlfriend and needs to bro out.

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I started talking to someone really nice on Tinder and we actually kind of agreed on a date. He, too, seems to be looking for something serious and I can't decide which one of my faults will be my undoing.

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When I ask my libertarian friend why he loves to shoot big guns in the middle of nowhere for fun.?

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Been single for all of undergrad and finally decided to do something pretty uncharacteristic and shoot my shot. Didn't go my way.

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MRW the cute bartender at my local bar slips me her number without any prompting!

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The good old days

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I realized I will never be with the one I truly love

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The girl I love has moved away to start medical school. I'm trying to appreciate what an amazing time we had together.

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X-post from TrollX because it needs to be here

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Sitting in my new apartment in the dark, complaining to myself like

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When my GF asks if her butt is too fat

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MFW the woman I hooked up with over the weekend now goes from flirting with me to insulting me and back a few times (I'm not going to pursue this)

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It's a hard knock life

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Saw this and thought you guys needed to hear it.

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Who would believe such a thing

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blatantly stole this idea from my room mate

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Trying to take a photo of myself for a dating site just to realise that I'm ugly as hell

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My experience with omegle in a picture

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Oh wow I am nearly all of these

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Mood

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When a restroom marked Safe for All Identities has only one toilet and one sink

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MRW I tell my boss about being the victim of sexual harassment, and she's supportive

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When you try and wank off again straight away

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Wholesome Bernie

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TFW a girl shows interest for me for the first time in forever, and I suddenly realize that I'm way more insecure than I thought

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MRW I finally make a girl orgasm with my penis

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MRW I can't open a jar and she asks me to try again

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My exams are finally over for the year, but mental health isn't bouncing back.

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MRW my facebook feed is flooded with pictures from the wedding of the ex I've never fully gotten over.

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When she looks down

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Hey guys! Hope you're all having a super weekend so far. If not, I hope it gets better!

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Am I the only one who sometimes struggles with wtf to call my Sadness Suite © of problems? Mental illnesses? Clinical Sadness? Diagnosed Whackadoo? I'm genuinely looking for opinions and thoughts. Trolls with Troubled Minds, what do you call your Malevolent Mind Maladies?

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I've been learning to paint my nails as a method to stop biting them. Still very sloppy, but I haven't bitten them in over a month, and bros, I'm feeling glamorous as hell.

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I've been drinking beer every day for years, but then I bought a box of red wine and hated the taste, even when mixed with soda. I don't want to drink it, but I also don't want to buy beer when there's still wine at the house. MFW I hate the taste of wine so much it has cured my alcoholism.

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HIF using Reddit today

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Having ZERO idea of how flirting works.

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MRW my 9 year old son uses his first meme

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MRW the store closes at 10pm and at 9:57pm a car full of people pulls into the parking lot

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Someone asked me what gay dating is like, and tbh, it's essentially just hanging out with your best bro, but there's also unlimited blowjobs. I have no idea what girls do. Probably talk about feelings and practice witchcraft.

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MRW my date asks me to dance and have no idea what I'm doing.

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How I feel about my sex life

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