HIFW I make an account on OkCupid, there is exactly one (1) person within reasonable distance of me, who otherwise seems promising but happens to be a genderfluid vegan with complicated pronouns6yr ⋅ actually_crazy_irl ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW the girl I was out on a date with showed me a text she had just received from her ex saying that he's gonna punch me in the face.8yr ⋅ Kalibrering ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I wasn't as horny around my wife anymore but we spent our anniversary in a thematic motel and now I'm again super into her again6yr ⋅ jvcscasio ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Girlfriend broke up with me last night, completely unexpectedly7yr ⋅ Razzmatazz_Buckshank ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Trolls I'm pretty introverted and some colleagues and I are going to a festival for evening. How do I look like a normal member of the human race and not look like a lizard person?6yr ⋅ crookedhoused ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Now listen to me, I might have this theory about how to combat climate change or protect reproductive rights. More in comments.5yr ⋅ Aeraldi ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I weigh the pros and cons of replying to a relative's political Facebook post7yr ⋅ Arkaega ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Bros, I could use some words of encouragement. My self confidence is shot and the worst part is I’m doing it to myself.6yr ⋅ TJMasterK ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Getting thrown out of nursing school because apparently I'm just shit at everything. Back to soul-crushing factory work it is, lads.6yr ⋅ actually_crazy_irl ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I'm arguing with somebody on Twitter and they use an Orwell quote as an argument against Democratic Socialism5yr ⋅ BadNameThinkerOfer ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
The more I ask why I don't get responses on okc, the more I realize I'm lucky they aren't responding.7yr ⋅ Caosdth ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Guys can you die from living exclusively off of meat and beer? I can't seem to get myself to eat anything else6yr ⋅ actually_crazy_irl ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
When the stream knocks a small piece of debris off the inside the toilet bowl6yr ⋅ I_Has_A_Hat ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Me whenever someone interrupts me browsing weird pornography, asking what I'm reading7yr ⋅ actually_crazy_irl ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I find an old book in my collection with a old birthday card tucked inside from my deceased grandmother saying, I love you.7yr ⋅ ilovehamburgers ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW when I've been sick for two weeks and it turns into pneumonia, I haven't slept in two days and I have an assignment due soon.7yr ⋅ Steel_Talons_Rule ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
During a motivational talk about not lying to yourself about being fine, MRW the speaker says you can't be fine if you haven't had sex for four months7yr ⋅ hesapmakinesi ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
So I just figured out how to make gifs, guys it's time for a party!9yr ⋅ CthulhuReturns ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MFW I get home from breaking up with my first real GF and it finally hits me6yr ⋅ haroldnameis ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
mfw I find all kinds of kinky porn on my new gf's computer9yr ⋅ Justmomsnewfriend ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MFW browsing TrollY and having a sneaking suspicion that not all commenters are men7yr ⋅ Clerical_terrors ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Breaking up and moving out after 7 years. MRW I'm going through my clothes6yr ⋅ FesteringZombie ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
HIFW I gift all my friends the same game on Steam so we can play it at the next lan.7yr ⋅ CharginTarge ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MFW halfway through a conversation I realise that a girl is deliberately trying to play dumb and uninteresting to try to flirt with me6yr ⋅ actually_crazy_irl ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I get downvoted for saying I would not be posting pictures of my friend's 'sexy' Halloween costumes8yr ⋅ WeeOtter ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
I went out yesterday thinking I had a date. Turned out the guy was only interested in getting a drinking buddy.6yr ⋅ actually_crazy_irl ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Watching my 10-year-old daughters play dodgeball with a group of boys.6yr ⋅ smilingkevin ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW The girl I like asked for help as to how to tell a guy that she likes him, and then a few minutes later I find out I'M THE GUY10yr ⋅ ThrowawayShhhhhhhhhh ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I read articles about the new Tool album that's supposed to be almost finished.6yr ⋅ Ban-teng ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Actual footage of me forgetting part of my crush's contact details after asking them out, on the last day of exams6yr ⋅ Draghi ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MFW I get told by several female friends that 'tons' of woman find me hot and like me yet I haven't been with anyone in over a year.8yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
This came across my newsfeed today. As a visitor from Planet TrollX, I'd like to share it with you. :)9yr ⋅ coffeeblossom ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MFW I get drunk and go on Omegle just to dick around but end up having a really long and serious conversation with a 17-year-old boy about bad fathers and breaking the cycle of abuse7yr ⋅ actually_crazy_irl ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
I can actually see muscle progress on my body without flexing finally! mfw I look in the mirror5yr ⋅ Djandyt ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
I'm not sure where else to go but hey at least this gif is a accurate representation of my inner feelings right now!5yr ⋅ gunslinger6792 ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
HIF after taking off work all day to cook Christmas Treats with my Mom9yr ⋅ Djandyt ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
When my cheating, soon-to-be ex tells me it will take her a long time to not see me as her husband, and that she hates that she hurt me9yr ⋅ klapz ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
We got our photos back from our wedding. People scoff at how expensive stuff like a photographer is, but for us, this is proof we got our money's worth. I'm calling it: MFW the most beautiful woman on Earth walks in the door.7yr ⋅ justinerwin ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Found on r/memes but actually really true sometimes. Also good for migraines.5yr ⋅ EternalMydNyt ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
After a conversation with my boss telling me I'm doing really well and I promise to keep it up7yr ⋅ ShowerBeers ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MFW I thought I was talking to someone pleasant online, he casually mentions that white men are actually oppressed in America, and everything goes to hell in 30 seconds6yr ⋅ actually_crazy_irl ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I'm on a first date and she starts talking about minimum prices for the engagement ring I should buy her8yr ⋅ domuro ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
My daughter's reaction when I come home from the day from hell hoping for a quiet wind down to her bedtime8yr ⋅ seanfish ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW My girlfriend tells me Chris Pratt isn't so great because she's already got one of him at home9yr ⋅ Jackson_Grey ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I passed an exam for my job even though I barely studied and felt unprepared but now I'm getting a raise7yr ⋅ iluvmyswitcher ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
How my girlfriend looks at me after watching blackhead removal YouTube videos7yr ⋅ HorsHead4tuna ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
I see so many complaints on social media about the dudes they date. Maybe it's you!4yr ⋅ OrbitingTheShark ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Saw this on /r/wholesomememes and it reminded me of you Trolls. I feel like this is exactly how a TrollY outing would go.7yr ⋅ AEQVITAS_VERITAS ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW my boss is throwing a shit-fit, but I don't care because it's my last week on the job.10yr ⋅ Hotpotabo ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
You ever manage to ruin your own goddamn day by starting a fight with insane people on the internet?6yr ⋅ actually_crazy_irl ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I have to leave my puppy with my GF for a week while I travel for work9yr ⋅ the_blame_game ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
[update] I gave my roommate 4 months to get out but now she's being a bitch about it. Let's make it 30 days to leave.. 7 if you don't sign a promissory note acknowledging all the rent you owe me.7yr ⋅ LiterallyATalkingDog ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Thought my fellow TrollX and TrollY people would appreciate this!9yr ⋅ kimiko1443 ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I diagnose a blown fuse and repair it while knowing almost nothing else about cars6yr ⋅ CapRavOr ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Trolls! I finally accepted a job offer for a position that I've been working towards after 2 months of an interview process!!!6yr ⋅ mattieo123 ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I was trying to look for mates to drink with and MY FRIEND'S MOM invites me over for pasta bolognese and now I don't have an excuse to not go because she knows I ain't got plans7yr ⋅ actually_crazy_irl ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
I decided it was time to stop lurking and letting anxiety get to me. MRW my first actual link got 4 upvotes in an hour6yr ⋅ zambro ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I, after being selfconcious about involuntary growling during sex, find out from /r/trollx that people find it sexy9yr ⋅ Lolliplop ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I find a shirt I haven't worn since before I met my gf and it is COVERED in her hair6yr ⋅ corledic13 ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Today would have been my 4 year anniversary of being married. We weren't good for each other and yet, I'm still depressed about it. But I'm near some awesome wineries so that's something right?6yr ⋅ Sonoma2002 ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
When I’ve only ever had one-dates and I can’t figure out what I do wrong6yr ⋅ ThrowAwayKit93 ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
When your girlfriend asks if you think her best friend is pretty, if she looks fat, or if you watch porn.4yr ⋅ JumpOrJerkOff ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
My wife drags me to court for something I'm not denying her, and ends up with more restrictions than she had before.6yr ⋅ MartokTheAvenger ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Didn’t know he delivered my car 🤦🏽♀️😂😂 doordash drivers crack me up every time.1yr ⋅ Diamondscanvanger ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
HIFW I'm at a conference as a student surrounded by anyone who's anyone in my field7yr ⋅ evgueni72 ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
When my friends get mad that I can't hangout because I'm working9yr ⋅ PM_YOUR_REAR_PUSSY ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Got a new psychologist after the last one left. Ain't nothing wrong with her, but I just don't like her.6yr ⋅ actually_crazy_irl ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW people ask how I'm doing, as a recently single 30 year old who just started a new job.7yr ⋅ cannibalking ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MR after a 2 year custody battle, I FINALLY get the recommendation I've been after for 50/50 custody with my little man!8yr ⋅ PrplMnkyDshwashr ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I've spent 3 months on 2 different dating sites and still dont get replies from my messages7yr ⋅ Yuphrum ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Dodged a bullet today having a split second to come up with an adult explanation to why I started lifting weights. I almost admitted my sole motivation is doing better cosplay.7yr ⋅ actually_crazy_irl ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I'll see my gf in 10 days for the first time in 2.5 months.7yr ⋅ ilya17isbest ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I'm joining the military because I have no idea what to do with my life and I realise what a stereotype I am.7yr ⋅ Dodger944 ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
When my wife asked why I had to have computers set up all over the house8yr ⋅ BigJ76 ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
How I'm starting to feel after 6 months of job hunting and no results....7yr ⋅ heretik ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
HIF using a printer/scanner at my current job to fill out paperwork for my new job7yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW my friend says We're all doing quite well at the moment, aren't we?, in reference to our sexual conquests. It's been 18 months since I last did anything more than kiss someone.7yr ⋅ Toxic_Orange_DM ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW my wife's being flirty and wants to dance but today was leg day.9yr ⋅ Prettyniceguytoo ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW My girlfriend tells me I gave her the best oral sex of her life.9yr ⋅ Jackson_Grey ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Trolls, neither of the subreddits I posted this in really cared, so I'm looking for some love. After over a decade of being obese, I finally managed to run a mile without stopping! It's taken over 16 years to be able to do so.4yr ⋅ LurkerPatrol ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
HIFW I'm trying to secretly unstick my balls from my leg.8yr ⋅ amonthwithoutcoffee ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW my crazy ex wife is stalking my old account, forcing me to make a new one7yr ⋅ PM_ME_YOUR_VALUE ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW the recruiter at the job interview told me I had great qualifications but I wasn't the kind of candidate they were looking for6yr ⋅ zambro ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I'm hanging out with 3 female friends and they start talking about the dick sizes of guys they hooked up with... and I hooked up with one of them9yr ⋅ ShowerBeers ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW a close friend of mine told me he broke up with a girl, because he believes he has a shot with a camgirl instead.8yr ⋅ sk_starscream ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I, mysteriously, have the perfect poop after a day of drinking and eating poorly10yr ⋅ YarnSpinner ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MFW I'm cold to the bone despite of being wrapped in a blanket and I don't know if it's the sleep deprivation or if I'm getting sick but I don't like it one bit6yr ⋅ actually_crazy_irl ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Used my SO's volumising shampoo. Figured it was a marketing gimmick. I stand corrected.9yr ⋅ CarlosWeiner ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I get my girlfriend what I think is the perfect Christmas gift and then I see that exact item in her apartment the next time I'm over.8yr ⋅ ApolloRocketOfLove ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
How it feels every time I endeavor to lose weight, ask a girl out, or start a new project6yr ⋅ LurkerPatrol ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
I've got a psychology homework assignment where you have to write about your own childhood from a psychological point of view. No idea how to write one without lying AND not turning it into a Terrible Childhood Sob Story6yr ⋅ actually_crazy_irl ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
HIFW me and the girlfriend broke up and I can still feel her hand on my shoulder as I walked out the door5yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW my IRL friends of 9+ years start ghosting me out of nowhere and no one will even respond to messages asking if i did something to offend them7yr ⋅ LotharLandru ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I get an email from my guidance counselor telling me I might have to take another F***ing semester of courses before I can graduate6yr ⋅ tjanks224 ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW Telling people to ask for consent is considered a Controversial post on Reddit.6yr ⋅ Beards_Bears_BSG ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
When my new diet causes me to lose weight by giving me the runs7yr ⋅ PM_ME_YOUR_VALUE ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW my wife tells me she loves the way my butt looks in a new pair of jeans.10yr ⋅ stay_at_work_dad ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW my buddy asks me how I can lie on the couch all week doing absolutely nothing after losing my job and girlfriend in the same month.9yr ⋅ TheNeutralParty ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
I got rejected for an internal promotion, the D&D game I ran was a shitstorm, I found out a coworker who left ages ago who I had a crush on but didn't have the balls to ask out liked me back and I'm coming up on year eight of my dry spell. This has been a bad week, guys.6yr ⋅ forceholy ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I ask a girl, who's way out of my league, out and she says yes9yr ⋅ Delawhere15 ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
