Sometimes the best in game is just the casual dialogue

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Cats rarely consider their own size when trying to attack or intimidate another animal, and in the wild, apex predators do their best to avoid unnecessary injury. Because of this, there have been several cases of cats trying to attack and chasing away bears

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Asleep

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The Domestication of Cat

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The Art of War, but with glitter

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You're lucky she's holding me back bruh

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Bald

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The shape of Things

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good dog/bad dog

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[meta] Found on tumblr

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Animal adventure

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The true height of luxury

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Having it worse is no competition

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I don't know who's screaming or why but as long as I don't get up, I don't have to deal with it

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I was at a party yesterday and some dude started telling me the real reason adult women don't want grown men cat calling 13-year-old girls is because they're jealous of the attention

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I told my friend I wasn't even all that drunk last night and she showed me a video of me sword fighting a dude in the park with canes.

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Iron Liver - The Fist of the East

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When the Village People narrate your trash brain

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I roll to intimidate the door

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Jake

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please stop telling me about halo cock rings

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So my guy came out to his parents yesterday. I'm getting introduced to them today.

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I have a friend who likes everything that's so stupid it's funny. For her birthday, I'm going to give her a memory stick and not tell her what's in it. It's going to contain nothing but this image.

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MFW my clinically depressed sister has finally found something she enjoys and now we have a mutual hobby to bond over

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Sufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from malice. This manages to be both.

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The adventures of Greg the lesbian

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Here's to the true allies, the diamonds in the rough

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Halt, my good man! Where doesth thou aquire such lisence for the peasant transport?

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Gay dating

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Not a meme, just tumblr

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This dude online was raving at me about beta males and alpha males and all this redpill nonsense. I told him to actually read up about behavioral biology and recommended a few authors. He promptly told me that reading books shrinks your balls.

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Ever had a problem with a solution just barely outside your reach?

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GO FAST

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You have failed as a human being is hell of a hot take

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Being trans gives you the stupidest intrusive thoughts

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A Hero Rises From The East

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Benefits of dogs

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sense and sensibility

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A friend of mine has started talking about suicide. No idea what to say to that while presently in the middle of shit.

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Just in case you needed an excuse to get wine drunk and blast power metal all afternoon

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I made a post on Reddit a long time ago about how learning Finnish is useless. It got reposted on Tumblr where I am currently getting shredded and called an ignorant monolingual anglophone. I'm a native finn.

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Then again, highly relatable

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I started talking to someone really nice and promising last week, and suddenly get the urge to clean up my completely trashed home in case he would come to visit. Apparently the one thing that would suddenly motivate me to get my life together is the want to suck dick.

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Femanon finds love

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Anon makes life choices

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/b/ and the pursuit of happiness

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I got a 9/10 from an exam I feared I would fail. I'm not stupid after all, I'M NOT STUPID!!!

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MFW this dumbass who doesn't know about the existence of the female uretha tries to tell me he knows more about women's anatomy than I do because he's straight

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I got the psychologist's tests back. There's nothing cognitively wrong with me. As a matter of fact, I'm above average. But I still can't learn shit. Studying feels like using a rock as a bath sponge. Knowledge just won't stick to my brain.

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Growth

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Sleeping on my grandparents’ couch for christmas, overhearing the things they talk about in bed in the next room. ”That day you all went swimming, I remember seeing you and thinking ’that one is mine’. I would still pick you.” They’re still just as sweet and flirty when they don’t think anyone hears

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3 hours into a drunken political alrgument, my friend asks can't we just agree to disagree about human rights

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Never put this man into a position of power

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Fine literature

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Me, walking through the house drunk on box wine, thinking I'm brilliant and adorable

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Tried to give advice to a guy who's 26 and distraught about not getting laid, no matter how hard he tries. Told him women are abundant, just be chill and friendly. Then it turns out he demands a virgin.

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A guy in my DnD group kept making boring racist edgelord jokes despite of numerous requests to stop. He was told he'd get kicked out of the group if he wouldn't. Guess who just got kicked out of the group.

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civilised dialogue between me and the health care system

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Catch 22

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the right way to do things

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You know he did

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So today I - an adult male stranger on the internet - agreed to meet up with someone irl in order to lend a book, and it turned out to be a 14-year-old girl.

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I stayed up all night last night in hopes of getting some proper sleep tonight. Instead it's now 9 pm, I'm wide awake, and I no longer feel my toes, pain or fear. Actual footage of my 3 remaining brain cells.

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It's funny, both my parents are white actually!

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I started talking to someone really nice on Tinder and we actually kind of agreed on a date. He, too, seems to be looking for something serious and I can't decide which one of my faults will be my undoing.

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This phone case

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Trying to take a photo of myself for a dating site just to realise that I'm ugly as hell

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Anxiety

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An analysis from Tumblr

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I've been drinking beer every day for years, but then I bought a box of red wine and hated the taste, even when mixed with soda. I don't want to drink it, but I also don't want to buy beer when there's still wine at the house. MFW I hate the taste of wine so much it has cured my alcoholism.

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Someone asked me what gay dating is like, and tbh, it's essentially just hanging out with your best bro, but there's also unlimited blowjobs. I have no idea what girls do. Probably talk about feelings and practice witchcraft.

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I’m trying to lure my bf out of his cave to come meet my friends at their christmas party by reassuring him they are good, friendly, sober people who do watch anime, and he looks at me like

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Yes.

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pro homo

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ORW me and my new partner realise we're BOTH the type of annoying motherfuckers who start hyping christmas way too early in November

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Alien lifeforms

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MFW someone online tries to advise me to buy drugs from the deep web when I'm too scared to even figure out how to buy books from amazon

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I was supposed to go sell all my old stuff at an outdoor flea market today, but woke up 100% more tempted to just stay in and get drunk. Lo and behold, it's pouring rain out there.

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guys does it count as self-care to just sit there wrapped in a blanket and drinking spiked tea if you're sick?

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fuck bitces get money

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Intrusive urges

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Nothing quite like having that one friend who is just as weird and dysfunctional as you but who can always cheer you up

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It’s the day before christmas eve, I’m stuck with my family until new year’s, and I’m already making plans of getting drunk on my own for a whole solid week once I’m out of here

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When you try to ask your partner what kind of porn they watch to get more ideas what to try in bed but get refused

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The anagram bot inadvertedly creates poetry

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I just came THIS close to accidentally e-mailing my teacher some very weird fetish erotica instead of the assignment I was supposed to. Lads I almost died.

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Anon dooms the youth

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Novel idea: Recovering this meme, but more loving and less toxic

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Faking it in bed

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Sitting at a table with an estonian dude who speaks fluent russian, good english and some finnish, two girls who are both bilingual with finnish and russian. I understand very little russian. We can't switch to english because neither of the girls speak it.

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Meanwhile in Europe

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I needed a hobby to improve my quality of life and decided to pick up cross stitch because there's no way it's that hard. I've screwed up my design three fucking times over the course of the past two hours and the entire group chat is roasting me for the needle work Icarus that I am.

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male writers

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A fascinating specimen just tried to explain to me that the arts and culture of ancient Greece are a part of white western cultural heritage, but modern-day greeks aren’t white.

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MRW I haven't slept, I've had an awful, exhausting day, I'm stuck in a stress loop, my mother is about to come pick me up to spend the weekend, and there's a 100% chance she's going to rile me up into a complete fucking emotional meltdown in front of the whole family

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There's been nazi stickers showing up on everything around my town and I'm really fucking sick of having to go around searching and removing them but they keep showing up and I don't want them there so I have to

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When y'all are going out, you are drunk and your friend is high, and all your blurry brains can feel is your absolute love and trust for each other

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I shall play you the song of my people

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[off-site] The amount of times you need to attend communion before you have consumed an entire Jesus in eucharist bread and wine

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Compliments

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”Well *I* think it’s an acceptable word.”

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Things that I am doing instead of doing my laundry: Reading horrible things from the internet. Also did you know that if you consume too much vitamin A, your skin can peel off?

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Financial genius

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Almost called the cops on my fighting neighbours today. Almost got into a fight with a guy in a government office yesterday. Feels like the world is full of assholes this week, and it can't be just me.

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Men on Reddit

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The duality of man

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The hero we deserve

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The internet is the kind of a place where you can jokingly ask what to do with a haunted toilet, and someone will legit start giving you advice on how to exorcise a piss demon

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I made a friend on the internet and we've made it a habit to send each other pictures of the mundane stuff of our everyday lives because everything in Finland is new to him and everything in India is new to me, and we both keep learning new stuff along the way

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From tumblr

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I'm hate-watching a bad movie because I was bored and keep complaining to all of my friends how goddamn bad this movie is, they're already sick of it and telling me to stop watching it then, but I'm actively enjoying hating it

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Thought I had something actually nice going on for once. Turns out I'm wrong and everything is still garbage. Fuck the mere nature of existence.

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what have you seen

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/adv/ and the pursuit of happiness

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My bf had to come out to his parents as bisexual because he’s dating me

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Chemistry Class

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The one true adaption

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Magnus McGrungy - adventurer, demon hunter and glorified babysitter

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I got refused drinks at an all-ages event today because they're for the adults. I'm 24 and was too embarrassed to correct her.

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anime

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MFW I'm studying to become a nurse and a big bunch of the talents/achievements required basically boil down to having common sense and not being racist. I'm getting a whole bunch of brownie points for literally nothing.

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I overcame an irrational fear and spent the weekend hanging out with a friend. Life is ok I guess

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MFW I spontaneously remember that time me and my study partner were in Spain, doing things together with her new bf and everyone naturally assumed I was their kid, and she found that hilarious

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Teacher

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Meanwhile in Europe

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TFW people on the internet keep making your mom jokes, but my mom has been single for years and it would be nice if she could have a man in her life

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The three gay banes: The arts, Catholism and titties

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A Bedtime Story

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Had a shit week, already feeling like shit, about to go visit my shit family, my sister will be picking me up any minute now, and I am 100% not prepared for this shit

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The Sense of Impending Tongue

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Childfree

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M(internal)FW I suddenly hear an older man I've deeply respected and admired casually use a slur in conversation

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A perfectly good time to start panicking

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Trying to actually sit down and study shit. I feel like I don’t understand a half of what I’m reading but dammit I’m trying

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Spotattu tumblrissa

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Been living off of beer and junk food for he past couple of weeks... Finally stepped on a scale and I've lost 2 kg

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Just realised that this event I've been looking forward to all summer is on the same weekend as my granfather's 85th birthday, had to hastily sell my tickets, and now I'm most likely going to have to put up with my sister all weekend

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Not a meme, but I found this on tumblr and thought you'd like it

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You ever sit naked in your kitchen at 1 am eating and rip out a fart so bad it puts you off your dinner and makes your reconsider all of your life choices?

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The cricket

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MFW my learning period at a daycare is coming to an end and I've already gotten attached to the kids and I don't want to fucking leave

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Dungeons and Dragons

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Procrastinating going to go visit family. I'd rather do literally anything else but I already promised so I have no choice.

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I just realised I really am gay after all, but my tastes in men are so limited and narrow that chances are I am literally never going to meet someone compatible with me

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would read

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MFW I get 70% off on some really nice 70-euro dress shoes... Because literally no other grown man has feet as tiny as mine.

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A 14-year-old kid just asked about my dick on the internet

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I drunkenly asked a friend to marry me and now I'm worried she thinks I have feelings for her. I don't make good life decisions.

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Hey, gay writer here with a dumb question. Do straight guys ever just casually pay attention to a woman's clothing? In a nonsexual way, like you're looking at someone's jacket and thinking that's some nice embroidery.

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