MRW I read the AskReddit thread about small things couples do with each other8yr ⋅ HeliumPaper ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Just realised that this event I've been looking forward to all summer is on the same weekend as my granfather's 85th birthday, had to hastily sell my tickets, and now I'm most likely going to have to put up with my sister all weekend6yr ⋅ actually_crazy_irl ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
You ever sit naked in your kitchen at 1 am eating and rip out a fart so bad it puts you off your dinner and makes your reconsider all of your life choices?6yr ⋅ actually_crazy_irl ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW the girl I'm dating asks if I could tell how aroused she was after our date9yr ⋅ twoworldsin1 ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
HIFW my gf and I begin making a hobby out of going to classical music concerts6yr ⋅ WeeOtter ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW my girlfriend has been gone for 5 days, and she comes home to the house a wreck, but at least I mowed the yard7yr ⋅ johnmcwho ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Me trying to casually insert myself into a conversation that seems wildly interesting10yr ⋅ 511100 ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MFW my learning period at a daycare is coming to an end and I've already gotten attached to the kids and I don't want to fucking leave7yr ⋅ actually_crazy_irl ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Only thing I learnt in here was not to put acronyms in your title. FML LOL5yr ⋅ evgueni72 ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Hifw for the first time in my life, a partner puts as much kindness and care into a relationship as me6yr ⋅ MipselledUsername ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
When my buddies flake on me but a girl at the bar calls me over6yr ⋅ TheNeutralParty ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I watch YouTube Rewind 2018 and get maybe one or two references from it5yr ⋅ FluxSurface ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
HIFW my girlfriend is angry at me and I try to calm her down9yr ⋅ rampantdissonance ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
I've been offered back my old job as unskilled labour with no future growth but a steady pay until I die. Or I can take a 10 week unpaid internship in my actual field of expertise with no guarantee of work after, or the fact I'm not being used as free labour. This is how I feel right now.6yr ⋅ Notmydirtyalt ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Procrastinating going to go visit family. I'd rather do literally anything else but I already promised so I have no choice.6yr ⋅ actually_crazy_irl ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
My best friend introduced me to reddit 6 years ago and i just started using it and have more karma then him6yr ⋅ themanwiththeplan201 ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I realise that work doesn't suck, it's just my old boss was a complete asshole.7yr ⋅ _tyrannosauruswrekt_ ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
I just realised I really am gay after all, but my tastes in men are so limited and narrow that chances are I am literally never going to meet someone compatible with me6yr ⋅ actually_crazy_irl ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MFW my boss gives me a promotion followed by crossing her arms and saying You're not ready for this.9yr ⋅ MADBARZ ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Can we never ever forget this beautiful masterpiece of a meme5yr ⋅ atharva-dahivalkar ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MR on a first date with a girl, then some random dude sits down next to us saying it's great to see interracial dating and proceeds to talk about how asian women are hot...8yr ⋅ ShowerBeers ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW when I hook up with a girl after a 6 month dry spell and she tells me Guys have it so easy you can just sleep with anybody8yr ⋅ adr58 ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I'm setting up my first tinder date and she suggests we go to the tank museum9yr ⋅ SpykerUWE ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Going away on vacation next week. Me at the office right now as Friday afternoon slowly (very slowly) goes by.6yr ⋅ flying_dutchman14 ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MFW I get 70% off on some really nice 70-euro dress shoes... Because literally no other grown man has feet as tiny as mine.7yr ⋅ actually_crazy_irl ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
A 14-year-old kid just asked about my dick on the internet7yr ⋅ actually_crazy_irl ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW Im having sex, but the girl leaves before I finish, and then I wake up and realize I just subconsiously cock-blocked myself to stop myself from having a wet dream7yr ⋅ FuckoffDemetri ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
I drunkenly asked a friend to marry me and now I'm worried she thinks I have feelings for her. I don't make good life decisions.6yr ⋅ actually_crazy_irl ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
UPDATE: One of my 3 fellow department members was fired today. My boss is now planning our upcoming retreat around my schedule, unaware that I will not be here. Still no word about my reference or background checks and I was told not to resign until they came back clean.6yr ⋅ MADBARZ ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Trolls, I'm a 3rd year medical student on my pediatrics rotation. MFW One of my patients just told me You're my favorite doctor!8yr ⋅ Throckmortons_sign ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
HIFW my SO breaks up with me the day before our 10 month anniversary, my last week of classes where I have 3 papers due, the week before my finals, and the day before I have to present in front of my German classes but I haven't memorized my lines.7yr ⋅ XenobiaXD ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Hey, gay writer here with a dumb question. Do straight guys ever just casually pay attention to a woman's clothing? In a nonsexual way, like you're looking at someone's jacket and thinking that's some nice embroidery.5yr ⋅ actually_crazy_irl ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW my cousin tells me You realise they're all guys pretending to be girls, right? after he tells me he browses TrollX too8yr ⋅ Darathil ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW my SO asks me if all I'm going to do today is smoke weed and eat cookies8yr ⋅ Mesoposty ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW at a bar a girl tells me, If you get me drunk I won't say no to anything.8yr ⋅ Loves_Strippers ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Watching my mom spend her money on frivolities while she can't afford to maintain or maybe even keep her house7yr ⋅ actually_crazy_irl ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I take a week off from working out to lay in the sun and stuff my face on vacation.7yr ⋅ ApolloRocketOfLove ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
When I come home jetlagged after a long business trip and the gf gives me a big hug.8yr ⋅ YouShallDealWithIt ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I'm in a meeting and my wife sends a text that says, Don't forget the bondage stuff and pizza coupons for Valentine's day.9yr ⋅ NebraskaReq ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW during my review my boss says I sound like I'm annoyed to be on the phone with them and my coworkers and the people I'm required to call on the phone.6yr ⋅ kidkolumbo ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
I officially signed the papers, leaving a school that I hated, trying to get into school for something that might be fun but probably won't ever employ me. Here's to pretending that everything is not a disaster.6yr ⋅ actually_crazy_irl ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW, awakened at 5:30AM to the sound of wings, I find my cat chasing not a moth but a bat around my apartment7yr ⋅ BraveOthello ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I've felt depressed having moved away from my home city and my friends don't make an effort to talk anymore, but I've met an amazing girl who is really into me6yr ⋅ _PingasAtKingas ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
I was supposed to get some order in my life and adopt a regular sleep schedule but instead it's now just past midnight, I'm on my third cup of coffee and working myself into a frothing rage over how much I hate the concept of decorative gardening6yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MFW I don't understand the language but I think the letters look cool.8yr ⋅ Biblevscapcom3 ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW a girl messages me on Grindr because she 'needs a new gay best friend'8yr ⋅ mansonfamily ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
I’m in it deep, boys. Writing love poems on my morning commute and shit.5yr ⋅ actually_crazy_irl ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW my GF for 5 years leaves without a real reason, leaving me alone in our apartment with the kitten we adopted together, whilst struggling to continue with my residency and having no family in the same country for support.6yr ⋅ Dr_Estonian ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Trolls, I got an amazing new job offer that would get me out of a job that causes me misery. I’m just waiting on my reference and background checks to clear.6yr ⋅ MADBARZ ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MFW after being denied, then learning I could never apply again, then learning I could apply again, I DID IT BROTHERS! I GOT INTO THE SCHOOL OF NEUROBIOLOGY! I could cry with excitement.8yr ⋅ TarzantheNinja ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MFW I listen to modern country music after giving it up for jazz and blues years ago.7yr ⋅ LiterallyATalkingDog ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW my therapist says that I should work on changing the frame through which I process life.6yr ⋅ the_rad_pourpis ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW my dad ended jury duty with yelling at the prosecutor for trying to charge a woman who was defending herself from her boyfriend.8yr ⋅ UOUPv2 ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
I've got a date tomorrow. Like, an actual real date. Never been on one before.7yr ⋅ actually_crazy_irl ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
When you see a new post with 3 comments and finally have a chance to get some karma6yr ⋅ holmahdixk ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
So, Tumblr committed suicide. It was the one place - online or irl - that I could go to fully be myself in peace. The world or the internet is not going to get any kinder, and I shouldn’t be this sad at the loss of a website, but refuge is scarce and every loss is a loss. I’m mildly upset.5yr ⋅ actually_crazy_irl ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MFW I shave with a non-electric razor for the first time in two decades.6yr ⋅ SausageMahony ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MFW me and my gf mutually decide to break up because we just didn't feel it going that way and now we've smoothly transitioned back to being best friends6yr ⋅ deadmemes_dankdreams ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I accidently picked today to start an anxiety medication that gives me dry mouth, red eyes, and makes me foggy.7yr ⋅ BrainDojo ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Staying at my parents house for a few days - Some things never change8yr ⋅ draw_it_now ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Alright bros, I need some help. A girl and I broke up after almost a year and a half, she started dating a new guy a few days later. He lives in the apartment directly beneath mine and I have a class with him. I am dead inside.6yr ⋅ dev50265 ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW My girlfriend breaks up with me because there is more to relationships than fantastic sex8yr ⋅ namelesswonder ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW at a Christmas party a drunk friends tells me how much she enjoys being spanked9yr ⋅ Desmond_Fishman ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW my ex said she hoped I could get over her cheating on me and be friends with her and the guy she left me for.10yr ⋅ okayfineletsdothis ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Good morning, trolls! I’d like to take a moment to remind you to check yourself! Also holy shit, these are some big balls6yr ⋅ alurkerwhomannedup ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW We're talking about serial killers, the teacher asks who's the Zodiac Killer, and half the class shouts out Ted Cruz8yr ⋅ zachar3 ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
HIFW I'll be getting my Christmas bonus, overtime payments and travel expense claims at the same time9yr ⋅ hesapmakinesi ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
When your Dad sends you voicemails from your brother on the anniversary of his death.7yr ⋅ swarlyisback ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I find out that my ex's new boyfriend has the same name as me, works in the same field as me and that he doesn't know that her and I dated.7yr ⋅ Thatsheepguy ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Happy New Year to all my dear Trolls! It's been a lot of fun posting with you fellows. Here's to a fucked 2018, and probably an even more fucked 2019.5yr ⋅ JumpOrJerkOff ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
HIF as a trans guy talking to my doctor about starting testosterone8yr ⋅ flagandsign ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
HIFW I finally turn in my keys on my last day of working retail. Trolls, I finally got a job in the field I love!7yr ⋅ ChummyPiker ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Love is the toughest of all games after all, except... Minecraft4yr ⋅ gamagros3000 ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW my professor asks me to read an EKG after only two days of instruction9yr ⋅ Arkaega ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MFW I’m insecure as fuck and constantly looking for external validation, but can’t join the smug self-congratulatory beard dude culture because I can’t fucking grow a beard5yr ⋅ actually_crazy_irl ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
This was my exact facial expression right after looking at this meme. Yaaay for insecurities!!!! The internet is a great place to feel good about yourself, everyone lifts you and gives you the best encouragement. (Not really most of you here are professional trolls)6yr ⋅ LawlessBR ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
My thought when my co-workers ask me why I always have a smile on my face8yr ⋅ cablebent1988 ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW the rebound girl I've been seeing causally mentions that she plays with hard drugs6yr ⋅ PublicFigureX ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I'm at work and my brother can now legally marry someone he loves.9yr ⋅ PrettyLawful ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
My carefully thought out date last night just sorta flopped. :(9yr ⋅ Hip-Hopster ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
I'm a 26 year old fully independent man and my mother calls me after meeting me at work to tell me how proud she is of how great I'm at my job.7yr ⋅ Quithi ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW my SO tells me she needs some alone time this weekend and I instantly go into bachelor mode.7yr ⋅ sorin255 ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
This is way too real and omg does it suck when a someone can’t take rejection.5yr ⋅ queenlechat ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW a book I wanted has a price increase on Amazon, and then I remember that the book is in the U.S. Public Domain6yr ⋅ Hobbit_amid_Gandalfs ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I watch YouTube Rewind 2017 and get maybe one or two references from it6yr ⋅ FluxSurface ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I go to my first zumba class on a whim, having no idea how to dance in general, and really enjoyed it.9yr ⋅ finitepistabole ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
My wife cheated on me, destroyed my finances and left me for some guy she met online. I stayed strong and treated her with kindness, compassion and forgiveness while my life fell apart around me. MRW when karma finally shows up and wrecks her life without any assistance from me.8yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
HIFW I met this really sweet, charming tall guy with a burly build and a 5 o' clock shadow, we're getting along great and then he casually mentions he just turned 157yr ⋅ actually_crazy_irl ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
On a training period in a nursing home. I do my best but that place unnerves the shit out of me. Trying not to drink tonight, could use some company.6yr ⋅ actually_crazy_irl ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MFW the first fart of the morning after a night of drinking is more than just fart6yr ⋅ b0n3rd1x ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Just found out that my gf cheated on me. Found the messages. She wrote with him planning their next hook-up, while she was on the phone with me, telling me she loved me. This just hurts too much bros6yr ⋅ Th3Leak ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
How to be a good boyfriend (taken from the huge-ass post in r/tumblr)8yr ⋅ iHateMakingNames ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
When my wife asks why don't you sneak home at lunch for a nooner?10yr ⋅ stay_at_work_dad ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
