This bathroom sign at a local brewery

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I wholeheartedly agree

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Today I found out a bar down the road from me served chips and queso that has brisket in it

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This is one worth writing down

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Freedom for me but not for thee

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There is no tattoo, only hypnotoad

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Damn, sweet yet salty

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It's my first cake day and I wanted to make sure at least one person who needed to see this today was able to. It's been a RuGgEd year and I still struggle to remind myself of this.

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Found this x-ray behind the air conditioning unit at work

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Hol up

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Takes a while to load

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Somehow YOU are replaceable but the customers aren’t 🤔

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Why do I feel like I have to be some crazy impressive thing for a girl I just started talking to and why can’t I just see her wanting to go do stuff with me as enough validation? Like, it always feels as if I’m on the edge of her just saying “I don’t think this will work”. Why am I quick to do this?

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Mfw I recommend the protein pack to a customer.

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Ah dang

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Ruh roh

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I couldn’t decide between putting an angel or a star on top of the tree this year, so I went with both

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2019 is proving to be such a wonderful year with me having a girlfriend for the first time since 2010/11 and I am loving for the positivity and encouragement from my coworkers and my friends ever since we became official ❤️ what’s your big steps of the year?

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Friendly reminder that you are expendable to them in the name of capitalism.

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This episode is the one that got me hooked on The Dollop and listening to it again after binging through (and with there being so many amazing episodes) this episode simply is THE perfect episode.

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I don’t get what all the hype is about

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In “How the Grinch Stole Christmas”, the bills say “one whodollar” and the coins have “e pluribus whonum”.

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Making ramen and coffee with my fancy duo coffee maker

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Just hit peak white person status by blaring Thrift Shop in my car cause I’m hella pumped I get to see my favorite person in the world (lady friend) later. What’s keeping your day bright today?

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😐

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I gave a girl I matched with on Tinder a small kit of crocheting tools, yarn, and a project idea book (as per her hobby) as a late Christmas gift. Last night we had dinner and she gave me this pillow she made a design for using the things I gave her. I can’t explain how excited I am for 2019! ❤️

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Banquet Mega Bowls Country Fried Chicken- 10/10- delicious, filling, and affordable

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Ah crap I forgot to change the color of the text, you might need to zoom in

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You are excused

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Chicken flavored ramen with lays chips and cool ranch Doritos mixed in

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We met on tinder. She said she was bi but she chose me. We fell in love. She met my family. I opened my heart for the first time in years. I convinced myself that I don’t have to worry about this falling apart. This is finally something real. She told me last night that she prefers women. Fuck.

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Chicken Fried Peanut Butter

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Value: $2 Price: $14.99

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Fuck LADbible, fuck you, fuck your clickbait, and fuck your lies

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Surprisingly not a gay bar

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Gonna go off Ben's recommendation tonight

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Make the moment [D E E P F R I E D]

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How you make me feel everyday :)

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I made some cabbage soup and decided to jazz it up a little with Cheetos

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Are ya ready kids?

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TFW your fans tell you to go fuck your self and you actually do just so they will post their OF links so you can finally stop retweeting

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Another birthday (tomorrow) coming up where, among the many people I call my friends, my parents are the only ones who want to make plans and celebrate. Here’s to hoping cheap pizza can curb my depression for now.

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I’m just saying...

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As a former barista, I can finally reveal how much the whole “first sip” process had me shook. (I’m one of the kinds of people that find asmr to be horrid cause growing up hating to hear someone eat or make mouth noises)

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If you don’t tighten your grip a little/gently stroke the hand of your SO/love interest when characters on a movie/tv show say something sweet or romantic, don’t ever talk to me. Or do. I’m just a Reddit post, not the police.

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Sometimes you have to find a fascist, sometimes a fascist finds you...

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I fucked up what could have been an amazing relationship with the most wonderful girl I’m crazy about because I’m too clingy; I got so caught up with work that I just now had to go in and drop out of college for the semester. I’m tired of being a failure. I’m tired of being everyone’s burden.

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I tagged along with my roommate to go see his brother’s school band Christmas concert and I found out that one of my favorite regulars is one of the band teachers/conductors!

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Every time I see our choking procedure poster, I think of this.

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Time-lapse of the moon’s cycles (black and white)

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Dracula 1897 by Bram Stoker published by The Modern Library

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Extra equipment means extra safety, right?

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Last night we held a birthday party for Beto. We had it all; chips, cake, and a registrar nearby.

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Anybody good at deciphering cursive? I was writing, and I took a break, walked off, and listened to the band that was playing and came back to somebody having written on my page. I don’t know who did it and I can’t tell what most of it says.

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Cheat mode chop sticks

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