While lesser men hope for ranch, Chad is the master of his own destiny.1yr ⋅ JumpOrJerkOff ⋅ r/Chadtopia
There are many things I appreciate about getting older. This is not one of them.1yr ⋅ JumpOrJerkOff ⋅ r/FuckImOld
After decades of teasing my mom for her obsession with Purel and Clorox wipes4yr ⋅ JumpOrJerkOff ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
When my cheating ex said she wanted to leave me for the other guy.3yr ⋅ JumpOrJerkOff ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I get promoted to a job I'd already been doing for a year and a half.5yr ⋅ JumpOrJerkOff ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
This cunt dental company makes ads that look like collections notices6yr ⋅ JumpOrJerkOff ⋅ r/assholedesign
On my first try, my intent was “musical instrument.” Went to 3 different places that day and found nothing, figuratively nor literally. Today on a regular old hike without the app, I find this.4yr ⋅ JumpOrJerkOff ⋅ r/randonauts
Current mood, as today is my last day as a fertile man! Any fellow Trolls around here have the snip-snip? How was your experience?3yr ⋅ JumpOrJerkOff ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW when this stupid goddamn mouse in the spare room evades my humane traps all week and I now have to resort to lethal measures.5yr ⋅ JumpOrJerkOff ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
My latest innovation in New Year’s hangover cuisine: I call it Spamyang. It ain’t gorgeous but it sure is getting the job done.1yr ⋅ JumpOrJerkOff ⋅ r/spicy
If I would have just kept my mouth shut, I wouldn’t currently be digging through muted clips for a goddamn fart.1yr ⋅ JumpOrJerkOff ⋅ r/Audiomemes
When I asked my sister for some peppers from her garden, I thought she’d come by with a little bag or two...3yr ⋅ JumpOrJerkOff ⋅ r/spicy
Samyang 2X once again delivers the miracle hangover cure, featuring leftover BBQ pulled pork and spicy sausages.11mo ⋅ JumpOrJerkOff ⋅ r/spicy
Service workers: if someone tries to come at you with one of these, know that it’s not only fake, but they could also be looking at a fine or jail time for fraud.4yr ⋅ JumpOrJerkOff ⋅ r/CoronavirusCA
Oh, you adorable little scammer, you. My girlfriend is usually the one who sends me the best porn links.3yr ⋅ JumpOrJerkOff ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Whenever I get sick, my heat cravings go off the charts. Anyone else experience this?3yr ⋅ JumpOrJerkOff ⋅ r/spicy
My office cafeteria has the standards (Tabasco, sriracha, etc.) so I asked the kitchen manager if he could order some sauces on the spicier side. He certainly took that request seriously.1yr ⋅ JumpOrJerkOff ⋅ r/spicy
MRW there's a queue for the bathroom after a glorious shit at work.6yr ⋅ JumpOrJerkOff ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Happy New Year to all my dear Trolls! It's been a lot of fun posting with you fellows. Here's to a fucked 2018, and probably an even more fucked 2019.5yr ⋅ JumpOrJerkOff ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
When your girlfriend asks if you think her best friend is pretty, if she looks fat, or if you watch porn.4yr ⋅ JumpOrJerkOff ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
My mom hasn’t touched a video game since the Reagan administration and I got her hooked on SV. She just entered year 2. I should have been a better mentor. 🤦🏻♂️2yr ⋅ JumpOrJerkOff ⋅ r/StardewValley
I asked her to pitch in on gas for a 60 mile trip. She got offended and handed me 5 dollars.11yr ⋅ JumpOrJerkOff ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
After spending about 20 hours on the highway in the past few days, it is my duty to repost this shit.8yr ⋅ JumpOrJerkOff ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I didn’t know one of the guys form Eightfourseven (local band from Sacramento) was with them now. I know someone who’s close with the band and was hanging out with them after the SF show. He seems really excited that the fans are digging him!2yr ⋅ JumpOrJerkOff ⋅ r/deftones
I have reasonable doubts about this company's commitment to it's services.5yr ⋅ JumpOrJerkOff ⋅ r/bayarea
17 year old me: I love Rush so much I own 5 t-shirts! 40 year old me: Hold my beer.4yr ⋅ JumpOrJerkOff ⋅ r/rush
Got a couple of smart bulbs for the podcast room and made myself a little Loveless color scheme.5yr ⋅ JumpOrJerkOff ⋅ r/shoegaze
MRW I get to the office 2.5 hours early to set up for two big conferences today, only to be informed that both had last minute cancellations.5yr ⋅ JumpOrJerkOff ⋅ r/Audiomemes
View from the Oakland/Alameda SF Bay Ferry a little bit ago. The Financial District smells like a giant campfire.7yr ⋅ JumpOrJerkOff ⋅ r/bayarea
I'm not really into showing off my tattoos, but I have to give love to Nicole at Blue Star Tattoos in Concord, CA for turning a twenty year old embarrassment into something awesome that I can feel great looking at every day9yr ⋅ JumpOrJerkOff ⋅ r/tattoos
Just got this email. Zencastr is lifting the limitations on their free tier. Take advantage and stay healthy!4yr ⋅ JumpOrJerkOff ⋅ r/podcasting
I really hope Hideo Kojima isn't back there with a burlap sack over his head.5yr ⋅ JumpOrJerkOff ⋅ r/gaming
I'm about as Bay Area Liberal as they come but god damn, blowing shit up sure is fun. Don't own one myself, but always love to go shootin' when I visit Reno. It's Desert Eagle time next visit!5yr ⋅ JumpOrJerkOff ⋅ r/liberalgunowners
Fresh from under the needle! Rush has been there with me through it all for 23 years. It was long past time. By Hayley at Industrial Tattoo & Piercing in Berkeley CA.4yr ⋅ JumpOrJerkOff ⋅ r/tattoos
Found this little piece of hometown nostalgia at a thrift store for 50 cents. Crank It Up!!7yr ⋅ JumpOrJerkOff ⋅ r/Sacramento
Saw one of my favorite bands last night. This was the last thing I was expecting to see at their merch booth. It's like they know me.8yr ⋅ JumpOrJerkOff ⋅ r/spicy
You sure don't get this on BART. If you live in Oakland and commute to SF, the ferry is worth the extra few bucks!9yr ⋅ JumpOrJerkOff ⋅ r/bayarea
Two days before Christmas and still can’t think of a goddamn thing to get anyone.6yr ⋅ JumpOrJerkOff ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Bootleg Beafles merch from the 1960s. Remember these guys? Their first single I Would Like to Hold Hands With You was a huge hit!5yr ⋅ JumpOrJerkOff ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MFW I receive a session to mix and the snare, crashes and hi-hat are on one mono track.8yr ⋅ JumpOrJerkOff ⋅ r/Audiomemes
I just finished doing a small sound design piece for a company representing a *very* legit client. I felt like a complete hack for using so many sound library samples in the piece and I had to remind myself of this classic. The company loved the finished product.7yr ⋅ JumpOrJerkOff ⋅ r/Audiomemes
I witnessed about half a dozen magnificent faceplants by holiday BART travelers this season...7yr ⋅ JumpOrJerkOff ⋅ r/bayarea
Was perusing Craigslist for any podcast engineering gigs and found this. Seems pretty legit.5yr ⋅ JumpOrJerkOff ⋅ r/podcasting
Got a call from a rapper complaining that his vocals sounded weird.9yr ⋅ JumpOrJerkOff ⋅ r/Audiomemes
It just keeps growing. Which of these are your favorites? My current faves are the Gringo Bandito and the Peri-Peri. All time favorite is The Sword. Any recommendations based off of this collection?6yr ⋅ JumpOrJerkOff ⋅ r/spicy
MRW when a rapper told me his vocals sound warmer and more nuanced when he records them in Logic instead of Pro Tools.10yr ⋅ JumpOrJerkOff ⋅ r/Audiomemes
Me after checking signal flow, splitter configurations, monitors, playback engine and I/O settings only to discover that a track was soloed.9yr ⋅ JumpOrJerkOff ⋅ r/Audiomemes
Inherited a Nikon D90. Very little idea what I'm doing so far. Any thoughts? F/3.5 | 1/2000 | ISO 125 | 18-105 @ 18mm11yr ⋅ JumpOrJerkOff ⋅ r/photocritique
$1.50 at Walmart. Was extremely skeptical, but they ended up being the key element in my best batch of deviled eggs yet!9yr ⋅ JumpOrJerkOff ⋅ r/spicy
This is some octave of the sun level of word salad bullshit. Like really, what the fuck is this even supposed to mean?7yr ⋅ JumpOrJerkOff ⋅ r/skeptic
Added a couple of new ingredients to this year’s batch of Uncle JumpOrJerkOff’s Deviled Egg Surprise. I think it will be a hit.6yr ⋅ JumpOrJerkOff ⋅ r/spicy
Was recently reunited with a portion of the childhood collection! I'm even happy to be in the same room as that pile of shit Deadly Towers.7yr ⋅ JumpOrJerkOff ⋅ r/nes
I'm not exactly Rembrandt in the culinary arts, but damn this was tasty!11yr ⋅ JumpOrJerkOff ⋅ r/ketorecipes
Apparently some major paranormal event occurred here in the 80s. According to rumors, it had something to do with the architect being insane and into the occult.8yr ⋅ JumpOrJerkOff ⋅ r/evilbuildings
[Image]I had to make this for myself today, but I thought I should share it with anyone who needs it.10yr ⋅ JumpOrJerkOff ⋅ r/GetMotivated
The mic cable logo is distracting as hell, I know. Anything else that could use some work? Nikon D90 | 50mm | 1/40 | f/2.59yr ⋅ JumpOrJerkOff ⋅ r/photocritique
