Most everyone else is rude when they first meet you, then there's this good boy3yr ⋅ LurkerPatrol ⋅ r/masseffect
The service closet in my SO’s apartment building was open and I witnessed this4mo ⋅ LurkerPatrol ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
Transcript of the Philadelphia Starbucks employee's 911 call [2018]6yr ⋅ LurkerPatrol ⋅ r/BikiniBottomTwitter
When your friend wants you to be real but you just can’t bring yourself to show your real crazy side.4yr ⋅ LurkerPatrol ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
I median-combined all the frames from the video of Stephen McDaniel, a killer, who kept his body still during interrogation.2yr ⋅ LurkerPatrol ⋅ r/oddlyterrifying
New tournament, new anti-team logos based on performance. Will add more as the tournament goes on.5yr ⋅ LurkerPatrol ⋅ r/GlobalOffensive
Fellow trolls, what are you listening to during these strange times?4yr ⋅ LurkerPatrol ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Rewatching for the umpteenth time. This is easily one of the simplest and best jokes in Season 1.5yr ⋅ LurkerPatrol ⋅ r/futurama
My friend’s cat Dmitri before and after being rescued and treated5yr ⋅ LurkerPatrol ⋅ r/BeforeNAfterAdoption
Just a reminder to all my bros and bro-identifying folks out there4yr ⋅ LurkerPatrol ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
When you send her a dick pic at a weird angle and she's trying to figure out how big you really are4yr ⋅ LurkerPatrol ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
My work is setting up new titles for us and I technically got a demotion, but I got a pay bump of $2K/year. MFW4yr ⋅ LurkerPatrol ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Hey are you about to pay off your car loan? How about you stay indebted to us for no fucking reason!1yr ⋅ LurkerPatrol ⋅ r/Anticonsumption
[Self] Figured out how many table tennis balls can fit inside of a UK telephone booth2yr ⋅ LurkerPatrol ⋅ r/theydidthemath
Just found this subreddit and thought I should post my fuzzball sitting on my lego Hubble.2yr ⋅ LurkerPatrol ⋅ r/catsonglass
My dad's gotten older and suffered multiple strokes so he's not the same person I've known all my life. This moment in Naruto really makes me emotional and nostalgic for my childhood. Jiraya is truly Naruto's dad.4yr ⋅ LurkerPatrol ⋅ r/Naruto
When you binge watch all the episodes in 7 days without sleeping1yr ⋅ LurkerPatrol ⋅ r/okbuddychicanery
This is Snoopy. When I was 7 I moved to the US and he was in the shop for $10. My parents couldn’t afford it so they saved up and gave him to me for Christmas. I bought my first house, 26 years later, and here he is coming with me. Will never forget where I came from3yr ⋅ LurkerPatrol ⋅ r/happy
Honestly, for me, this was the best moment in all of Naruto, above the actual ending2yr ⋅ LurkerPatrol ⋅ r/Naruto
True story, happened in grad school when we had to learn fortran for some reason4yr ⋅ LurkerPatrol ⋅ r/ProgrammerHumor
Top 12 worst characters in Naruto - a detailed and thoroughly vetted list2yr ⋅ LurkerPatrol ⋅ r/dankruto
Forget medicine and doctors and biology, I want to know what JP says2yr ⋅ LurkerPatrol ⋅ r/ToiletPaperUSA
Drinking my third beer of the night because fuck it why not. Cheers to all2yr ⋅ LurkerPatrol ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Was wondering why I was feeling more depressed this month. I’ve overall had less sleep compared to the same time last year.3yr ⋅ LurkerPatrol ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Mike knew that if he was determined to make it into the dance group, he would have to learn to do the robot.8yr ⋅ LurkerPatrol ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
MRW the girl that was flirting with me tells our mutual friend Hey I hope /u/LurkerPatrol doesn't get the wrong idea5yr ⋅ LurkerPatrol ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Airplane ears, question, toe feathers and potentially a bottle brush3yr ⋅ LurkerPatrol ⋅ r/bottlebrush
I normally hate superhero stuff because there's no real threat. This changes everything.2yr ⋅ LurkerPatrol ⋅ r/Invincible
