Transcript of the Philadelphia Starbucks employee's 911 call [2018]3yr · LurkerPatrol · r/BikiniBottomTwitter
When your friend wants you to be real but you just can’t bring yourself to show your real crazy side.1yr · LurkerPatrol · r/TrollYChromosome
New tournament, new anti-team logos based on performance. Will add more as the tournament goes on.1yr · LurkerPatrol · r/GlobalOffensive
Fellow trolls, what are you listening to during these strange times?11mo · LurkerPatrol · r/TrollYChromosome
Rewatching for the umpteenth time. This is easily one of the simplest and best jokes in Season 1.1yr · LurkerPatrol · r/futurama
My friend’s cat Dmitri before and after being rescued and treated2yr · LurkerPatrol · r/BeforeNAfterAdoption
Just a reminder to all my bros and bro-identifying folks out there8mo · LurkerPatrol · r/TrollYChromosome
My work is setting up new titles for us and I technically got a demotion, but I got a pay bump of $2K/year. MFW1yr · LurkerPatrol · r/TrollYChromosome
When you send her a dick pic at a weird angle and she's trying to figure out how big you really are9mo · LurkerPatrol · r/TrollYChromosome
My dad's gotten older and suffered multiple strokes so he's not the same person I've known all my life. This moment in Naruto really makes me emotional and nostalgic for my childhood. Jiraya is truly Naruto's dad.1yr · LurkerPatrol · r/Naruto
True story, happened in grad school when we had to learn fortran for some reason9mo · LurkerPatrol · r/ProgrammerHumor
This is Snoopy. When I was 7 I moved to the US and he was in the shop for $10. My parents couldn’t afford it so they saved up and gave him to me for Christmas. I bought my first house, 26 years later, and here he is coming with me. Will never forget where I came from7mo · LurkerPatrol · r/happy
Mike knew that if he was determined to make it into the dance group, he would have to learn to do the robot.5yr · LurkerPatrol · r/wheredidthesodago
Was wondering why I was feeling more depressed this month. I’ve overall had less sleep compared to the same time last year.1wk · LurkerPatrol · r/TrollYChromosome
MRW the girl that was flirting with me tells our mutual friend Hey I hope /u/LurkerPatrol doesn't get the wrong idea2yr · LurkerPatrol · r/TrollYChromosome
Unfollowed the guy dating my ex girlfriend on all social media after years of being friends so I stop seeing updates about her. Finally at peace2mo · LurkerPatrol · r/TrollYChromosome
Everytime the astronomy category comes up and I botch it my masters degree looks disappointed at me3mo · LurkerPatrol · r/Jeopardy
White on white. The sign is supposed to read “interworld cleaning”1wk · LurkerPatrol · r/CrappyDesign
I bought my dashcam to capture asshole drivers and this is the end result...1yr · LurkerPatrol · r/Dashcam
M/33/5’10” [232lbs > 192 lbs = 40 lbs] you’ve heard of face gains but how about feet gains? I went down an entire shoe size6mo · LurkerPatrol · r/progresspics
The moment it was all over for Walt, and I think what was possibly the most brilliant and chilling scene ever.3yr · LurkerPatrol · r/breakingbad
Watching Futurama season 7 for the first time, and this was definitely the most emotional moment in the whole series for me.3yr · LurkerPatrol · r/futurama
They called me stupid for wanting 32 GB of ram for my new build...6mo · LurkerPatrol · r/pcmasterrace
Bought myself an early 33rd birthday gift. Came a day earlier than expected.1yr · LurkerPatrol · r/pcmasterrace
Trolls, neither of the subreddits I posted this in really cared, so I'm looking for some love. After over a decade of being obese, I finally managed to run a mile without stopping! It's taken over 16 years to be able to do so.10mo · LurkerPatrol · r/TrollYChromosome
How it feels every time I endeavor to lose weight, ask a girl out, or start a new project3yr · LurkerPatrol · r/TrollYChromosome
The local braille driving course lesson didn't seem to be paying off for Kevin2yr · LurkerPatrol · r/wheredidthesodago
A year ago I was so obese I couldn’t do a simple hike. Today I managed to go up diamond head in Honolulu for this view1yr · LurkerPatrol · r/pics
A couple years ago in our old apartment complex, my girl was sitting at our front door at 2 AM, so I opened it, she ran out into the hallway and just toolpsed without moving for a solid minute6mo · LurkerPatrol · r/toolps
Thank you Rhett and Link for putting me on this. I never had it in the 26 years I’ve lived in the US and this is seriously the tastiest cereal2mo · LurkerPatrol · r/goodmythicalmorning
This dude on jeopardy was talking about how he wanted a Panamera, and Alex Trebek said it was slow for 0-60. The guy retorts with but I have a family10mo · LurkerPatrol · r/carmemes
This is Snoopy. When I was 7 I moved to the US and he was in the shop for $10. My parents couldn’t afford it so they saved up and gave him to me for Christmas. I bought my first house, 26 years later, and here he is coming with me. Will never forget where I came from7mo · LurkerPatrol · r/MadeMeSmile
