and I got great mileage

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Welp guess what's gonna be his birthday gift

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It's the thought that counts I guess

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Dammit they got me good

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I should trademark this idea just in case

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Monopoly money go vroom vroom

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Cursed car

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probably wants a guy LIKE him but NOT him

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I'm a brave warrior

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They want me doubloons

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Every single time

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Cursed overdue

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Cursed taxdollars

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The truth the doctors never tell you

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No rest for the wicked

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organic non-GMO kind

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Scriptures say we must hit the blunt every sunday

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Don't talk to me if you're not at my level of coolness

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This will always be relevant

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it's a different kind of hurt bro

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god save the queen

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I'm a brave warrior

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when Malak discovers Wikihow

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Taser goes POW POW

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The truth that doctors never tell you

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He's trying his best okai

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I can never please it

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why it gotta be so hard

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Are we all basically advertising for her?

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Too broke to help

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All y'all out here arguing about which finger to use but I don't even need to

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why it gotta be so hard

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You LOSE (again)

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I am no longer homeless!

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She's a boss

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Whoops my b

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that's gotta be a violation of the bro code too

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This is who I aspire to be in the future

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Impeccable logic

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who needs all of them anyways

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It's the personality that counts

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He attac but only to protecc

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I want the suckiest one

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Just couldn't get into it

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I wonder what it was used for

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It's really not that hard to budget, you guys

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There's nothing better than seeing someone you've loved find peace again

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It's the thought that counts

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And I'm supposed to keep everything straight in my head while studying. Wtf man.

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*auditory confusion*

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Bonus points if he's never done/said anything racist either

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it be like that

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Have a nice day y'all!

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Just couldn't get into it

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Just wear the masks

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it's a different kinda hurt bro

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Gamerssssss we got hope to get laid!!!

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I'm a brave warrior

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I ain't complaining

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My heart goes out to all those afflicted by the terribleness this is

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Make yourself known witch/warlock

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That's why we're two peas in a pod (...or im not his type)

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My heart goes out to all those afflicted like me

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My life. Not even joking.

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“MeN CaN NEveR fINd tHE CLiT”

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I just think it's funny that...

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Scriptures say we must hit the blunt every sunday

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Helping my posts age like fine wine

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Everybody be volunteering as tribute

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Unlimited powerrrrr

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What is this and why is it so itchy?

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Now tell me why as a broke college student, I didn't qualify to get any stimulus checks

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