Talking to a redneck friend of mine about how he doesn't think abortion is ever justified...10yr ⋅ Marx0r ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
A guy in our D&D group brought Taco Bell when we had already ordered pizza, and proceeded to do this.6yr ⋅ Marx0r ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Seriously, entertainment is entertainment. I like food more than I like music.9yr ⋅ Marx0r ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
My girlfriend's only seen a handful of episodes. It's usually not worth explaining...5yr ⋅ Marx0r ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
Eight Krustys. If this gets eight upvotes I will double the Krustys and post again tomorrow.5yr ⋅ Marx0r ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
Four Krustys. If this gets four upvotes I will double the Krustys and post again tomorrow.5yr ⋅ Marx0r ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
Week 16: Dumplings - 10-Year-Streak Tamales with Asparagus and Onion (Meta: 2012 - Asparagus)1yr ⋅ Marx0r ⋅ r/52weeksofcooking
Sixteen Krustys. If this gets sixteen upvotes I will double the Krustys and post again tomorrow.5yr ⋅ Marx0r ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
Week 50: Sage - Steak with Sage Compound Butter, Sage Fondant Potatoes, Tomatoes with Sage Vinaigrette3yr ⋅ Marx0r ⋅ r/52weeksofcooking
Thirty-two Krustys. If this gets thirty-two upvotes I will double the Krustys and post again tomorrow.5yr ⋅ Marx0r ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
This puzzle came with a little paper stand for the box... Why is this not industry-standard?4yr ⋅ Marx0r ⋅ r/Jigsawpuzzles
So I completed every Xbox release for full gamerscore... when is GTA VI coming out?5yr ⋅ Marx0r ⋅ r/GTA
So I completed every Xbox release for full gamerscore... When does SR5 come out?4yr ⋅ Marx0r ⋅ r/SaintsRow
Respected schoolteacher pulls gun on lady for taking too long at drive-through. Can confirm, am local news outlet that didn't report on this story at all.11yr ⋅ Marx0r ⋅ r/thatHappened
Microsoft stopped updating the dashboard on the Xbox 360 a few years back... Kobe's going to be front and center until the end of Xbox Live.4yr ⋅ Marx0r ⋅ r/gaming
I work in retail. This is the most over used and annoying joke ever. (Lotto edition)11yr ⋅ Marx0r ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Carl Dooley becomes the second contestant in history to get to the Final Four without a Chopping Block appearance, 20164yr ⋅ Marx0r ⋅ r/BravoTopChef
I'm 26 and just started my first serious relationship. She asked me who my Celebrity Hall Pass would be.7yr ⋅ Marx0r ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Designed by Dale Lamphere and erected in September 2016, the statue Dignity depicts a Native American woman in Plains-style clothing holding a star quilt behind along her back.6yr ⋅ Marx0r ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
The syllabus for my 300-level college course says Proofread your work carefuly...11yr ⋅ Marx0r ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
MRW I fuck up and accidentally delete my gif off imgur right after submitting it to reddit.8yr ⋅ Marx0r ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
Bagel Bites Casserole with a Deconstructed Hot Pockets Reduction and a Dorito glaze.9yr ⋅ Marx0r ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Caught in a lie by multiple people? Just call them creeps and act the victim!5yr ⋅ Marx0r ⋅ r/quityourbullshit
Slicing homemade duck prosciutto and found a bloodline in the center of the breast. Is this safe to eat?4yr ⋅ Marx0r ⋅ r/Charcuterie
I showed my dad a Joker meme about a year ago. I think he thinks I invented the concept of a meme.7yr ⋅ Marx0r ⋅ r/oldpeoplefacebook
Week 19: Peruvian - Charred Octopus, Lentils, Salsa, Puffed Red Quinoa6yr ⋅ Marx0r ⋅ r/52weeksofcooking
Week 12: Dorm Food - The Beef Noodle Bowl that Killed the Robot Overlord7yr ⋅ Marx0r ⋅ r/52weeksofcooking
I'm not saying I believe in karma, but this was one hell of a coincidence.8yr ⋅ Marx0r ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
There wasn't enough room for 81 candles on my Grandma's birthday cake...9yr ⋅ Marx0r ⋅ r/ProgrammerHumor
That time someone questioned my knowledge of a concert I was in the front row for... (explanation in comments)7yr ⋅ Marx0r ⋅ r/dontyouknowwhoiam
Week 27: Garlic - Garlic-Stuffed Rack of Lamb, Grilled Garlic Scapes, Black Garlic Polenta7yr ⋅ Marx0r ⋅ r/52weeksofcooking
Week 26: Berries - Blackberry-Glazed Duck Breast, Peanut Butter Cous Cous, Unripe Banana, Fiddleheads7yr ⋅ Marx0r ⋅ r/52weeksofcooking
Week 49: Guilty Pleasures - Butterfinger Chocolate Chip Cookie Cheesecake Bars6yr ⋅ Marx0r ⋅ r/52weeksofcooking
Week 10: Sweet & Savory - Beet Cake with Bacon Cayenne Ice Cream and Corn Salad5yr ⋅ Marx0r ⋅ r/52weeksofcooking
My sister has no prior artistic experience, but today she painted this. I thought you guys might enjoy it.10yr ⋅ Marx0r ⋅ r/notinteresting
Girlfriend and I started some ferments and infusions - they'll be ready when I'm there again in two months!7yr ⋅ Marx0r ⋅ r/LongDistance
There is a bug inside the packaging of this bug-repelling bracelet.9yr ⋅ Marx0r ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
American Psycho's Peanut Butter Soup with Smoked Duck and Mashed Squash [2592 × 1944][OC][MIC]10yr ⋅ Marx0r ⋅ r/FoodPorn
An awesome new apartment deserves an equally awesome first dinner. Steak with blackberry-Jack Daniels jus, goat cheese-creamed spinach, twice-baked potato.9yr ⋅ Marx0r ⋅ r/tonightsdinner
We never clean out the grease trap and store cardboard on top of the stove, haha lookit what happened9yr ⋅ Marx0r ⋅ r/culinarycringepics
MRW when my girlfriend texts me that her parents aren't home but the only way to get to her place is to cross a really hot gym mat.9yr ⋅ Marx0r ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
Week 31: Drink Pairings - Duck Burger, Duck Fries, and Duckfat Milkshake8yr ⋅ Marx0r ⋅ r/52weeksofcooking
How I feel knowing the article about Futurama's cancellation has major plot details in it.12yr ⋅ Marx0r ⋅ r/futurama
The time that Squash sprayed adhesive glue on her leg for literally no reason and then ran into my bathroom to wash it off in the sink.6yr ⋅ Marx0r ⋅ r/IRCisms
We've done a year of LDR. Our distance-closing trip this summer is planned and tickets bought. They just now started offering direct flights between our local airports. Way less hassle and about a quarter of the price.6yr ⋅ Marx0r ⋅ r/LongDistance