I went to a Halloween party that turned out to be a surprise wedding, this was my wedding attire.7mo ⋅ Sturgeon_Swimulator ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
But what if I were to spread unsubstantiated conspiracy theories, and disguise it as fact? Ho ho, delightfully devilish, Benny.5mo ⋅ CptMatt_theTrashCat ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
I love proper coffee but the tasting notes are always nonsense5mo ⋅ skepticCanary ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
Do you want to know what REALLY happened to Maude Flanders? You must be 18!5mo ⋅ agentjohnbishop27 ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
Sir, if you just calm down, I'd be more than happy to treat you to a garbage bag full of popcorn3mo ⋅ szekeres81 ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
So the whole Chris Pratt does his normal voice for Mario joke... that's not a joke anymore, huh?8mo ⋅ Lil_Melon87 ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
You can actually pinpoint the second when Ohio's ecosystem rips in half.3mo ⋅ Cabin_tumescence ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
Wokeness is just something the GOP made up to scare voters. Like the boogeyman, or Michael Jackson.4mo ⋅ CoolHandTeej ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
Not sure what Elon was trying to achieve with that photo of his bedside table6mo ⋅ skepticCanary ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
Mindy Kaling Negotiating Season 2 of Velma (Colourised: 2023)4mo ⋅ SteveOMatt ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
The mods when they see Italy has elected a far right Prime Minister8mo ⋅ SomewhatEnglish ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
3 panels - I learned how to brush realistic smoke just for this meme.3mo ⋅ JeenyusCE ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
The Little Mermaid was originally portrayed by, oh, let's say, Moe.9mo ⋅ mdonaberger ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
And another thing, how come you keep telling my kids to go get some gay tang!?4mo ⋅ peon2 ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen!?1mo ⋅ Lucky_Habit8335 ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
How I feel as an American getting most of my news on British politics from this sub7mo ⋅ jonawesome ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
After Chornobyl, my respect for Russians....... it fall off.8mo ⋅ mdonaberger ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
The only thing I'm high on is love. Love for my shitposts and dankmemes. Yes, a little L.S.D. is all I need.8mo ⋅ ilestMYRON ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
Our customers buy Duff for its robust taste; not it's political stance!1mo ⋅ Arkvoodle42 ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
When the House Republicans ask the Democrats to help solve their leadership problem5mo ⋅ jstohler ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
Give me a chance! Hey, can your other candidates do THIS?7mo ⋅ Transcendentalplan ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
