New neighbors redid their roof today and all these f*cking nails fell into my yard, where my three toddlers regularly play7mo ⋅ gaudiocomplex ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
Every week I submit to the New Yorker Caption Contest. I've got a good feeling about this one.4yr ⋅ gaudiocomplex ⋅ r/funny
Dad: Those store-bought shelves aren't gonna fit that spot, boy. Me: Hold my measuring tape6yr ⋅ gaudiocomplex ⋅ r/Perfectfit
Kids told to our neighbor who does talavera style pottery they like Pokemon...6mo ⋅ gaudiocomplex ⋅ r/interestingasfuck
Posted this on a normie sub on Friday. Got 1,200 upvotes until A.I. was even mentioned.6mo ⋅ gaudiocomplex ⋅ r/StableDiffusion
In one of my (normal, state school) English classes last semester, a kid literally brought a Bible in every day. This was the opening paragraph to his last essay.1yr ⋅ gaudiocomplex ⋅ r/FundieSnarkUncensored
Seeing if a car seat vest is safe for my kids. No wonder nobody trusts reviews anymore.1yr ⋅ gaudiocomplex ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
My dogs tore off Mario's mustache and now he looks like David Duchovny4yr ⋅ gaudiocomplex ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
Buddy sent this photo to me. What are the odds of this kinda misprint?4yr ⋅ gaudiocomplex ⋅ r/CollegeBasketball
holy shit I bet a lot of my coworkers are drunk right now...1yr ⋅ gaudiocomplex ⋅ r/WhitePeopleTwitter
This is a clown at my county fair. Yes, that *is* chewing tobacco leaking out of his mouth.7yr ⋅ gaudiocomplex ⋅ r/trashy
I was a headline writer for a newspaper. I nearly got this to run to print.10yr ⋅ gaudiocomplex ⋅ r/funny
For the first time this season (and arguably a long time before) we are over 50% chance of getting into the playoffs at 538. We were 16% at the beginning of the season 🤠11mo ⋅ gaudiocomplex ⋅ r/orioles
Was alone, 29 miles into the remote West Virginian wilderness when I saw this child's chair in the middle of a valley...2yr ⋅ gaudiocomplex ⋅ r/creepy
Ordered relatively nice whole bean (fuckin *caffeinated* bc it's coffee) coffee for the New Year and got this as a crime against humanity as a relevant substitution1yr ⋅ gaudiocomplex ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
Victim mentality? Replace Bambi for solid and consistent returns! A must-buy through the end of the 4Q!5yr ⋅ gaudiocomplex ⋅ r/MemeEconomy
I think you can tell a lot about a person by the way the set up their dishwasher1yr ⋅ gaudiocomplex ⋅ r/pics
My buddy just saw this Jesus in a small rural church. Looks like Steve Buscemi and Christopher Walken. Meme-worthy?6yr ⋅ gaudiocomplex ⋅ r/dankchristianmemes
After battling distemper for weeks this little guy pulled through. Meet Azzie, the good boi who lived6yr ⋅ gaudiocomplex ⋅ r/aww
Gonna miss this dude, but I’m sure the other B12 guards won’t6yr ⋅ gaudiocomplex ⋅ r/CollegeBasketball
This photo of presumably a scientist(?) and his three assistants(?) from the 1940s (?) might be only cool to me.3yr ⋅ gaudiocomplex ⋅ r/OldSchoolCool
My best friend and our Australian buddy battle it out regularly5yr ⋅ gaudiocomplex ⋅ r/MurderedByWords
Brought in rainbow cake to work. Then a rainbow magically appeared.9yr ⋅ gaudiocomplex ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
You green motherfuckers better grab the nearest US Today or something.6yr ⋅ gaudiocomplex ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
My wife is pregnant and can’t stand the smell of sardines. She’s out of town tonight. 😎4yr ⋅ gaudiocomplex ⋅ r/pics
Can somebody smarter than me help with basketball math? (See post)2yr ⋅ gaudiocomplex ⋅ r/CollegeBasketball