what if i were to purchase fast food and disguise it as white house cooking10mo · sytaline · r/TheSimpsons
RIP Steven Hawking, and your theory of a doughnut shaped universe1yr · TanithArmoured · r/TheSimpsons
It took a while but finally, ol' Gil's on Reddit, and he's gonna shoot right up to the top, movin' right on up in the world, by golly!2yr · oppositewerewolf · r/TheSimpsons
This portrait of our future president should be the #1 upvoted post in reddit's history.3yr · skz- · r/TheSimpsons
I'm a level-five vegan. I won't eat anything that casts a shadow.2yr · GeoffreyMcSwaggins · r/TheSimpsons
My medically fragile son passed away last month. Because of what he taught me, I'm going to college to become a nurse. I made this to keep me motivated, from one of my favourite Simpsons episodes.11mo · WonderingMessages · r/TheSimpsons
How I feel when my Simpsons posts don't do well and other posts get tons of upvotes.1yr · Stabstone · r/TheSimpsons
Let's give recognition to this often overlooked one-off character, Guy Incognito1yr · ny_giants · r/TheSimpsons
Slipped this picture of Homer and Lisa into my dads coat pocket at his funeral in April❤️1yr · blaqrushin · r/TheSimpsons
Trump's reaction to hearing Green Day's American Idiot is topping the charts in the UK to mock him.1yr · BlondeWonder · r/TheSimpsons
upvote this so it will appear in google when people search Super Nintendo2yr · Heksisl · r/TheSimpsons
I see your Frank Grimes (Grimey) and I raise you Hank Scorpio, truly one of the greatest one time characters1yr · Irish_R3bel · r/TheSimpsons
19 year ago today The Simpsons, and the world, lost this amazing man.2yr · french1canadian2 · r/TheSimpsons
If it's clear and yella, you got juice there fella! If it's tangy and brown, you're in cider town!1yr · blff266697 · r/TheSimpsons
My back is spineless, my belly is yellow. I am the American Non-voter...1yr · LordMayorOfCologne · r/TheSimpsons
“My name is Barney, and I’m an alcoholic.” “Mr. Gumble, this is a Girl Scout meeting.” “Is it, or is it that you girls can’t admit you have a problem?”1yr · garfspade · r/TheSimpsons
Imagine if the Simpsons looked like this and there were no yellow, four fingered people of Springfield?2yr · anyabez · r/TheSimpsons
You've got to start selling this for more than a dollar a bag. We lost 4 more men on this expedition. If you can think of a better way to get ice, I'd like to hear it.1yr · Yekelton · r/TheSimpsons
Milwaukee officially launched it's streetcar today. But this guy had a plane to catch...1yr · scansinboy · r/TheSimpsons
This entire plant is in his name. So when they come to put C.M Burns in jail, it's the canary that does the time.1yr · fizbanZA · r/TheSimpsons
Hello, I'm Dr. Cheeks. I'm making my rounds but I'm a little behind1yr · Butterfly_Queef · r/TheSimpsons
Well, Bart, your Uncle Arthur used to have a saying: Shoot 'em all and let God sort 'em out.' Unfortunately, one day he put his theory into practice. It took 75 federal marshals to bring him down. Now, let's never speak of him again.2yr · Mr_A · r/TheSimpsons
As an adult, I still think of this scene before every dentist appointment...3yr · FuckRight0ff · r/TheSimpsons
Marvel: Avengers Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history. Me:1yr · pokemeintheeye · r/TheSimpsons
“Sorry, the law requires a five day waiting period. We’ve got to run a background check.” “Five days? But I’m mad now.”10mo · FlashTheorie · r/TheSimpsons
Uh, we object to the term ''shithole'' when you could have said ''peepee-soaked heckhole.1yr · porcellus_ultor · r/TheSimpsons
Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.2yr · AudiRS8 · r/TheSimpsons
“Hello, police? This is Marge Simpson. My husband is on a murderous rampage. Over. Thank God that's over. I was worried there for a second.1yr · kwhite67 · r/TheSimpsons
Ikea just recreated the Simpsons living room with their own furniture5mo · muneebdilshad · r/TheSimpsons
Achieving my dream of visiting Springfield USA at Universal next week, so I made a lovely suit to wear1yr · GWhizKatlifa · r/TheSimpsons
Half naked women get thousands of up votes; how many for our boy who sniffs glue?3yr · alanpugh · r/TheSimpsons
Robert De Niro caught copying Bart Simpson in order to appear taller than Al Pacino in a new Scorsese movie that’s currently filming1yr · SirDouchenstein · r/TheSimpsons
Attention Marge Simpson, your son has been arrested... Attention Marge Simpson, we have also arrested your older, balder, fatter son.1yr · Jayrobert_ · r/TheSimpsons
Actual images from the White House during the government shutdown.1yr · MusicforEarthworms · r/TheSimpsons
“I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.” “Uh, you know, they do have a mother, Champ?” “Yes, but I would imagine that she would die of grief.”1yr · jackmurphyy94 · r/TheSimpsons
Listen up, guys. The Springfield Police have told me that 91 % of all traffic accidents are caused by you six guys.1yr · house_of_ghosts · r/TheSimpsons
Hey reddit you might remember me from posts such as the one with the suit, and I’m pleased to say, today I lived my dream!1yr · GWhizKatlifa · r/TheSimpsons
Okay, okay, we need $40,000. Now, how much do we have in the check book? $70. Hmm... have we deposited any $40,000 checks that haven't cleared yet?1yr · coolkirb · r/TheSimpsons
When Marge told me she was going to the police academy I thought it would be fun and exciting, like that movie, Spaceballs! But instead it's been painful and disturbing like that movie Police Academy.9mo · ThrowawayusGenerica · r/TheSimpsons
He slept, he stole, he was rude to the customers. Still, there goes the best damned employee a convenience store ever had.10mo · thegrj · r/TheSimpsons
HOMER, YOU'RE DUMB AS A MULE AND TWICE AS UGLY. IF A STRANGE MAN OFFERS YOU A RIDE I SAY TAKE IT!1yr · shadow_of_zero · r/TheSimpsons
It was I, you fools! The man you trusted isn't Wavy Gravy at all! And all this time I've been smoking harmless tobacco!1yr · TheMicMic · r/TheSimpsons
Today the expired ham that intoxicated Homer would be 30 years old, time flies9mo · rodharet · r/TheSimpsons
My wife and I just had a baby girl and it took all my strength not to say this in the delivery room.1yr · theharveyswick · r/TheSimpsons
