Boss said I wasn’t using enough Wet Floor signs while mopping.4yr ⋅ SadGravel ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
Xpost r/funny: HOA cites homeowner for trash cans visible from street. Homeowner erects a privacy fence.4yr ⋅ starstarstar42 ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
Company's Policy: All beverages must be in a cup with a straw... too amused to argue with the employee loophole discovered tonight.4yr ⋅ egglessomlette ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
Taking advantage of a poorly worded question on a music History test4yr ⋅ HanzoShotFirst ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
Local flat earth group had a meet-up at a friend’s bar. He reserved them a very special table.4yr ⋅ mike1305 ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
Saw this and Don't know if it has been on here before, but it certainly belongs here5yr ⋅ HairyHorux ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
This Utah Bar is required by law to offer food (xpost r/MildlyInteresting)5yr ⋅ Lawful_Lazy ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
After requesting a joke on the inside of the pizza box... (taken from /r/madlads)5yr ⋅ SefetAkunosh ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
I'll pay this invoice over the dust that remains of my cold, dead body, on Dec 30, 9999.5yr ⋅ r0ssar00 ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
Fixing the WiFi extender at work and they told me to rename it something sensible5yr ⋅ RoryIsNotACabbage ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
Whoever runs the Overwatch Twitter account knows how it's done.6yr ⋅ Mr_Vorland ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
This truck taking up 7 parking spots in front of a busy hotel. He was not too happy we parked right in front of him, within the lines.5yr ⋅ Namurtjones ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
happened to notice my neighbor's car door open during a massive sleet storm.... she told me to mind my owm business last time we talked.5yr ⋅ TheFuckerUpperOfShit ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
He was told he couldn't sell the Dreamcast for $25 dollars because it didn't relate to computers5yr ⋅ Kaiju-Kitty ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
I asked my wife what nickname she wanted for her upcoming 10km run5yr ⋅ MiLK_MaN_RoX ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
The girlfriend asked me to shovel a path to the garage (Xpost /r/Calgary)5yr ⋅ DangerSaurus ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
It seems that malicious compliance begins young... from Miss 65yr ⋅ daltasuar ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
A teacher instructed us to make a “Characteristics of Life Poster.” I thought I’d be funny and turn this in😉3yr ⋅ corncob32123 ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
This is what you get when a local law requires one of our breweries to serve food.6yr ⋅ deevandiacle ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
Buster Keaton, just following directions in The Playhouse (x-post from /r/silentmoviegifs)5yr ⋅ mwproductions ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
I ordered chickfila online for the first time. There was a slider for extra pickles. I set it to max. This is what I got.4yr ⋅ Pollyhotpocketposts ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
My Panera bagel order said sliced in half; I received this monstrosity5yr ⋅ BflatPenguin ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
She is not allowed on the couch unless the dog bed is on it. She is 10, and knows full well what she's doing by now.4yr ⋅ viciousbreed ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
I asked my dad for a cordless drill and this is what he gave me.4yr ⋅ the_y_of_the_tiger ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
I asked my husband to stop eating all my ice cream in the middle of the night. Well, he didn't eat ALL of it.4yr ⋅ TealHousewife ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
Poem for the maliciously compliant (April 17th was Haiku day)4yr ⋅ maliciouslycompliant ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
UK Newspaper runs a front page campaign ad for the ruling conservative party underneath an in depth report on the drastic increase of families forced to resort to food banks.5yr ⋅ throw_forest_throw ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
Someone up the production line was told Just follow the print we gave you, so they literally wrote & S/N. I had to put the actual Serial Number right before it was sent out.3yr ⋅ Superjoe224 ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
Had a fight with the girlfriend about the pickles being hidden behind all the other food. I told her that I would buy more pickles and make them super obvious.5yr ⋅ elkniodaphs ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
Boss told me to have my men comb the desert. They combed the desert5yr ⋅ BadA55Name ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
[Google Assistant] How far away is the North Pole from the South Pole?5yr ⋅ QuickBASIC ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
When you make an Instagram account for your cat and the first DM you get is asking for nudes...4yr ⋅ sushicats ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
My Grandmother has insisted for years that A good Scottish country house just isn't complete without a wall mounted stag head. My Mum finally caved. (X-post from r/JUSTNOMIL)5yr ⋅ TheFlyingPigSquadron ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
I was told I couldn't use JCS as my ship ID tag because it was for group admins only. So I complied...4yr ⋅ Neo_Vexos ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance