Not MC but this message needs to be spread!
My wife, a Venezuelan smartass
Not your usual Choosing Beggar
Boss wanted to see all the user permissions
Four year old malicious compliance
My history prof wanted us to write a paragraph from any historical figure’s point of view and urged us to be as “Realistic as possible.”
Taking advantage of a poorly worded question on a music History test
Probably fake, but still...
What a great map
School district doesn't allow Halloween costumes...
If you insist
Gas company wants 3.95 to pay a .58 cent bill online
A law teacher, a neighbor and a fence
Bucket of Shame
Don’t leave or you’ll be toast
Local flat earth group had a meet-up at a friend’s bar. He reserved them a very special table.
I'm not sure that's what they meant...
Saw this and Don't know if it has been on here before, but it certainly belongs here
Coffee shop compliance
Boss said I wasn’t using enough Wet Floor signs while mopping.
I asked them to slice my bagel in half...
How I bypassed a sophisticated airport WIFI login portal
This Utah Bar is required by law to offer food (xpost r/MildlyInteresting)
Ditto maliciously complies.
Trump vs Palm Beach
Because, screw you and your end user license agreement.
Just add subtitles!
Wife asked me to put all the TP we bought in the basket.
After requesting a joke on the inside of the pizza box... (taken from /r/madlads)
Just doing what my wife asked
I'll pay this invoice over the dust that remains of my cold, dead body, on Dec 30, 9999.
Try your best at answering questions to our customers
Give me a chair!
Fixing the WiFi extender at work and they told me to rename it something sensible
Keep your eye on the ball
Whoever runs the Overwatch Twitter account knows how it's done.
Asked my husband to put the pillowcases on the pillows.
This truck taking up 7 parking spots in front of a busy hotel. He was not too happy we parked right in front of him, within the lines.
My Spanish teacher made us write about our favorite childhood holiday, but wouldn’t let us do Christmas, Halloween, or Easter...
happened to notice my neighbor's car door open during a massive sleet storm.... she told me to mind my owm business last time we talked.
Xpost r/funny: HOA cites homeowner for trash cans visible from street. Homeowner erects a privacy fence.
Marc with a c (x-post from /r/firstworldanarchists)
Company's Policy: All beverages must be in a cup with a straw... too amused to argue with the employee loophole discovered tonight.
Why I'm single
He was told he couldn't sell the Dreamcast for $25 dollars because it didn't relate to computers
May be more hilarious than malicious
Well played, Barista
I asked my wife what nickname she wanted for her upcoming 10km run
Judge not being specific enough!
In Indiana, bars have to serve food.
The girlfriend asked me to shovel a path to the garage (Xpost /r/Calgary)
Amazon product review compliance.
Told the dog to stay out of the kitchen.
Sign on my way to work yesterday
can you guys remove the motorcycle from this picture?
When vents were requested to be cut into the turkey pot pie...
The importance of grammar
You're welcome, Mum (x-post /r/FirstWorldConformists)
2 Cheeseburger Meal ONLY American Cheese
Anon works at Taco Bell (X-post /r/classic4chan)
This peanut sale:
My 7 year old gets it.
Things that end in -er
It seems that malicious compliance begins young... from Miss 6
[IMG] They asked for an photo, they got one...
No C4 Jeeps allowed on a Battlefield server.
Asked our landlord for some tread on our stairs
Chaotic Good (x post from r/funny)
He found that I was being quite literal that day
Well, that is exactly what it said to do.
A teacher instructed us to make a “Characteristics of Life Poster.” I thought I’d be funny and turn this in😉
Found on r/vaxxhappened
This is what you get when a local law requires one of our breweries to serve food.
Buster Keaton, just following directions in The Playhouse (x-post from /r/silentmoviegifs)
Go to your bed
Ditto's one of us (xpost /r/first worldsanarchists)
This bathroom closure:
I ordered chickfila online for the first time. There was a slider for extra pickles. I set it to max. This is what I got.
Workaround for new FDA e-cig regulations
Please Touch - The Malicious Compliance is strong here
Ordering from abroad
He’s not wrong, though...
This kid is going places
Reimbursed for a lack of trouble
The sign outside of the hotel I was staying at
Another pedestrian walkway
No Bikes Allowed
Reddit user goes to McDonald's and asks for an Egg McMuffin with sausage and cheese only (x-post r/mildlyinfuriating)
Don't mind if I do
My Panera bagel order said sliced in half; I received this monstrosity
A friend ordered Lemon Chicken and this is what she got
I went in the sink
48 random digits
Radar, go to bed!
Sign Compliance proof
Should I shit on the floor?
The NFL is cracking down on flashy touchdown celebrations
I did exactly what the course wanted
She is not allowed on the couch unless the dog bed is on it. She is 10, and knows full well what she's doing by now.
On the side.
Just paint what I gave you!
I asked my dad for a cordless drill and this is what he gave me.
I asked my husband to stop eating all my ice cream in the middle of the night. Well, he didn't eat ALL of it.
Even Google Assistant is in on it
He did as instructed
She was told to put her head on the pillow.
Poem for the maliciously compliant (April 17th was Haiku day)
I'm not a designer, but I do have photoshop.
UK Newspaper runs a front page campaign ad for the ruling conservative party underneath an in depth report on the drastic increase of families forced to resort to food banks.
We asked for extra bacon
Hold my tools for ransom? Well here's your fucking ransom!
This guy Finally got his sick neck tat
Draw a keyboard, the teacher said.
This sign at a nearby restaurant
Someone up the production line was told Just follow the print we gave you, so they literally wrote & S/N. I had to put the actual Serial Number right before it was sent out.
THERE WERE FOUR F'S
My 2-year-old was told to eat his ice IN the kitchen
The dog is on a leash
Well he did ... something ...
Not technically my dog.
Not sure what she had in mind
Update: my landlord's tread tape
At least he didn't park in the fire lane
Do Not Break Seal
Can't argue with that.
ADA compliance... check!
Defend your answer.
Had a fight with the girlfriend about the pickles being hidden behind all the other food. I told her that I would buy more pickles and make them super obvious.
Boss told me to have my men comb the desert. They combed the desert
[Google Assistant] How far away is the North Pole from the South Pole?
Technically correct is the best correct
When you make an Instagram account for your cat and the first DM you get is asking for nudes...
My Grandmother has insisted for years that A good Scottish country house just isn't complete without a wall mounted stag head. My Mum finally caved. (X-post from r/JUSTNOMIL)
I asked for extra tartar sauce on my Filet O Fish.
I was told I couldn't use JCS as my ship ID tag because it was for group admins only. So I complied...