Murdered by numbers?
Shocking...especially with Apple's record on protecting the rights of their Chinese factory workers...
Murdered with one word almost 3 years later
I'm gonna take the surgeon's side on this one
And then there's Kanye...
Two can play that game.
call out cultural appropriation
Wendy’s is at it again
Perspective is a hell of a drug when you're Orange
this chick spews the most outrageous stuff
Holy hell! Call the morgue
Nobody has been attacked more than Trump!!
Postize just got annihilated
If he were here he'd consume these morons with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse
Very strange, indeed
Tear gas civilians, they bring gas masks. Wow what a coincidence.
You can disagree with an opinion, but the math never lies
So apparently Tarentino is as savage in real life as he is in reel life
Murdered by laws
Why do old people insist on doing this?
Good old Meghan McCain. I assume she’s a staple on this sub.
Boeing dragged through the mud by the bootstraps
Learn something new every day
FBI? This tweet right here
Whoops, Matt Walsh.
Someone help me budget this
Percentages are just so confusing
Taken to school
ViDeO gAmEs CaUsE vIoLeNcE
Now *that* is bravery
Now sit your ass down, Stefan.
Find a different career.
Boomer gets roasted on Twitter after saying the word Boomer is the n word of ageism.
Trump supporter jokes about taking food from Bernie supporters.
Murdered by the Word of God.
A better headline
Yes. Great point. Yes.
That generation just doesn't have their priorities straight.
They also have poor swordsman skill
Ain't no right way
Hello 911? I’d like to report a murder. The weapon? Facts.
This guy wants all the cake.
How about you amaze me?
News just in. A horse is in fact, a horse.
Shots fired, two men down
He's the best at finishing last
She hit the target right in the middle.
Yellow tape around her body it's a fucking homicide
Imagine YouTube, imagine if
An effortless genocide
Be careful who you mess with
Username checks out
Religious fruitcake gets taken down
This is what this type of parenting leads to.
Classic flat earther
Trying to relate to their viewers
Hope it belongs here
It’s like the world doesn’t understand what is wanted
Murdered by kindness.
Props to Will and Jaden Smith
We should totally trust the billionaires to tell us how to run the economy
He's gonna need a 21 gun salute after that
I mean technically the truth?
It seems to hard to remember we're STILL in the middle of a global pandemic
Don't you think it's a little weird?
Dan Wootton’s worst take
Fox News went after socialism in Denmark, big mistake, yuuge!
Apparently, it's impossible for women to be smart and beautiful at the same time
The comments are full of things like this
Don’t you have some offs to fuck, Nikki?
I subsist on the dew of the universe, I dunno about you guys.
My body my choice
She set the record straight
On a comment thread about UPS and USPS workers
Promptly blocked after this
This could start a war
What’s scarier than measles? Antivaxxers.
Coronavirus side effect: Major burns
Well there you go
Pretty much murdered himself
A verbal murder about a real murder
He said the quiet part out loud
Just imagine if trucks and guns have the same safety regulations
how to start a fundamentalist cult in a few simple steps
We need certainty, think of the children
Bill O’Reilly gets fact checked by Beto.
Cut the shit lady. You CHOSE the bathroom.
Taken to school.
In a discussion over the value of face masks during Covid
One of the best responses to a CoRoNa WoNt kIlL mE So WhY sHoUlD i CaRe?? comment Ive seen yet.
Rip cooper’s dog, and Eric
A much needed murder
You could call this a soft murder
It's never just about a cake
DC deserves a murder for mishandling Superman this badly
Songwriter murders stepmom
I dunno, man
New to reddit. Hope it belongs
No ambulance needed, they already dead.
When a fella tries to get out of my country a dude, but that dude already out
Special delivery 🙃
r/murderedbywords murdered by words
Not 100% sure this belongs here
Seen on twitter with the perfect punchline..
Karen doesn't see the need for fact checking
Congrats - you played yourself
Ignorance is Strength
George Takei calls out Wisconsin supreme Court Justice on severity of stay-at-home order
Philanthropic billionaires be like:
Came for legal advice, got murdered instead
They had us in the first half
The Ramsays has the best insults
There's no vaccination for that.
Destruction of the highest magnitude
Turned into pork rinds.
Though I wouldn't mind having better drugs
Same game, different level
I gave my class a learning assessment and got absolutely roasted by a student.
Choosing gets murdered
Sometimes it’s really simple.
The US Navy fires back...
I'm gonna start calling people who annoy me banana peels
3 Oh Damns weren't enough!
Complete the quote.
Pete Buttigieg educates Chris Wallace on the reality of late-term abortions
I'm gonna go with door #2
Your “logic” deserves a slap in the face