Remember who came first

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Simple, really

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There's always an agenda

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Because God told me to

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History is wasted on some people

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Did they really think that answer was a good one?

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Louder with Dumbass

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Stop trying to make Alpha males a thing

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All I wanna do

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She's almost there

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Taxation is theft

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Smacked by his own platform

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Why is Lunch Debt a thing that is allowed to exist?

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Yes, well, you see, I'm never wrong

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Gas pump (doesn't) go brrrrr

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Try going a whole day without shooting an innocent person

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Never heard from her again

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I know I certainly don't

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Oh, no! Anything but that!

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No statute of limitations on murder

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Nope, not Benny boy

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Backstory is crucial

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Some people you just can't reach

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Not even fresh cabbage

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Short and sweet

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One hour dry burgers

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Well, in his defense, he's a fucking idiot

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Waddaya say, then?

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Blasphemy!

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No, see, it's OK if I do it

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Antivaxxer gets eviscerated

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Am I so out of touch? No, it's the children who are wrong.

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So simple

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The sanctity of marriage

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You're the problem

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Thank God for the Jews

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Swing and a miss

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Don't confuse poor Tucker

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Checkmate, atheists!

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Economics are hard

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They should know how to survive without one person

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CashApp is how we rank countries

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But muh freedoms!

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They always forget about that part

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What more context is needed?

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Don't stand with billionaires

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Carding for drinks is literally racism

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The loophole cops don't want you to know

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It's just too easy

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Complaining is easier than fixing

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That went over like a lead balloon

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Two-in-one

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Seriously? Ireland?!

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Do some research before spouting nonsense

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I've had a 32 TV for longer than I'd like to admit

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Elon is the new Ben Shapiro

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Nope, not gonna happen

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Dude, take the L and move on

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Why aren't people afraid of showing their stupidity in public?

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Just plain brutal

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A simple truth

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Lemon squeezy!

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Stop voting in dumb people

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$10 to clean the bathroom?!

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That's because Australia isn't real

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Fight fire with fire

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Play stupid games

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Too many knocks on the head playing Hercules

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Almost as if you're full of shit

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So simple

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That's just how it is though, isn't it?

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That doesn't mean what you think it means

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Walked right into it

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A short history lesson

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Shoe's on the other foot

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Shame, Crayola

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Don't defend corporations, they will not return the favor

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This is the way

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It's in her title

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Men crying over Barbies, now I've seen it all

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Do as I say....

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Pick me, pick me!

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Checkmate, atheists

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You dense mother f@#ker!

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Yeah, that'll work

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Gedankenexperiment

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Laws are for lesser beings, now go away

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A very reasonable explanation

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I know, it's absolutely bonkers

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Murdering with kindness

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What makes fetal heartbeat so special?

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Elon, who asked you?

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A beautiful way to call someone a selfish, entitled twat

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No OnE wAnTs To WoRk!

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He's a bit of a crybaby

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Preacher speaking God's word

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Well yeah, the whole thing was crap to begin with

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You do you

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Once wasn't enough, he came back for more

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Meet my friend, Terry

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Don't be that guy

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Someone on the Walmart social media team has had enough of COVIDiots

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Has he ever even heard the song?

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In the interests of public safety

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God has nothing to do with it

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That's EXACTLY what you are supposed to do

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My name is Andrew, and I'm a misogynist

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Maybe just try being nice to other people?

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Rules are rules

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Completely and totally unnecessary

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Stop spending, and spending

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That's just crazy talk

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It'd be a real shame

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Why beat around the bush?

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Don't forget to recycle

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It's the only way!

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I'm pro-control over women

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I've met smarter fourth graders

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You do mine and I'll do yours

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Win-win situation

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They're such nice people!

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I'm gonna take the surgeon's side on this one

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She works at McDonalds

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She'd like to speak to the manager

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Hits it right on the nose

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Of course she knows that!

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Checkmate, atheists!

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An Athenian smackdown

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Education is important

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How did she reach that conclusion???

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Tell her what she's won, Johnny!

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He's one of the good ones

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America, fuck yeah!

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Listen to the experts

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Your bigotry is showing...

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Such delicate snowflakes

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Holy crap

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Then why get a dog???

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I know him through my coloring book

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The ol' switcheroo

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Wendy's being wholesome is rather unexpected

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Probably not even the full 30 minutes

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One nation, under God

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Same same, but different

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And then there's Kanye...

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Just a few bad apples

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Embarrassing, indeed

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Cyanide is biologically natural

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Remember, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby

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