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He's a bit of a crybaby

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Preacher speaking God's word

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You do you

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Once wasn't enough, he came back for more

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There's no vaccination for that.

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Meet my friend, Terry

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Because Math..

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Fatality, fatality. Title too short? Well. Here is a longer one for the mods

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Don't be that guy

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Someone on the Walmart social media team has had enough of COVIDiots

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Has he ever even heard the song?

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In the interests of public safety

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God has nothing to do with it

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That's EXACTLY what you are supposed to do

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My name is Andrew, and I'm a misogynist

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Caution: this taco shop is SPICY

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“Totally Insane!”

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Maybe don't argue with the writer?

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Completely and totally unnecessary

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Gonna need to check to nearest hospital for that burn

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Stop spending, and spending

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It'd be a real shame

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Why beat around the bush?

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About British teeth

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It's the only way!

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I'm pro-control over women

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Here to report a fatality

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George Carlin murders a conservative from beyond the grave.

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I've met smarter fourth graders

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You do mine and I'll do yours

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Win-win situation

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They're such nice people!

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I'm gonna take the surgeon's side on this one

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She works at McDonalds

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CaN'T FinD AnYoNE tO hIrE

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The british sure did that well

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Is Paul G going to be banned from Twitter?

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Happy Dog Whistling Day!

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Of course she knows that!

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Checkmate, atheists!

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An Athenian smackdown

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Education is important

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How did she reach that conclusion???

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Tell her what she's won, Johnny!

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He's one of the good ones

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Homage to Catalonia was not a work of fiction

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America, fuck yeah!

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People in glass houses shouldn‘t throw stones

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Listen to the experts

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Your bigotry is showing...

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Such delicate snowflakes

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An effortless genocide

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Courage is all you need? Huh?

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Then why get a dog???

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I know him through my coloring book

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The ol' switcheroo

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Maybe Stop Tweeting

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Wendy's being wholesome is rather unexpected

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Probably not even the full 30 minutes

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One nation, under God

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Same same, but different

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And then there's Kanye...

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Just a few bad apples

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Expose ALL the algorithms! ALL of them!

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Cyanide is biologically natural

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huge fuck you to mark over here

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Australians are easily offended

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Killed a guy and one country in a single sentence

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Comments on local news article about millennials staying close to home

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But that would mean caring about the little peons

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Yes, the answer is yes

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Trying to be Overly PC is Pandering

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On the collapse of the ruble

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What DID China do?

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Those uppity dolphins

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Pot, meet kettle

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Stop admiring being poor

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Very fine people, on both sides

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Languages are fun!

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When trying to be an asshole misfires

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A thinking man's roast of an absolute racist.

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But, what about...

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Don’t worry it’s all part of the plan people

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Science v Politics v Religion

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Now wait just a goddamn minute

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Math, not even once

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This is what you're getting upset about?

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Murdered by numbers?

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DeMs ArE NaZiS!!!1!

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But wait, there's more!

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It’s okay Jesse

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He created us perfect

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Damn millennials!

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Reading is for suckers

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The part about pilot's salary surprised me

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You ain't all that

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Bro hit him with the receipt.💀💀☠️☠️

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Does he intentionally try to be this creepy?

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Look who just discovered consent

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How dare you work only one job to support your family?

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the LA Kings respond to hate

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