Just found out my cat of 7 years has lymphoma and the vet doesn't know how lon he has. Every upvote gives him a cuddle and scratchy.May 2017 ⋅ PimemtoCheese ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f
Girlfriend of 4 years broke up with me today. It's going to be the first of many.Nov 2021 ⋅ SHDShadow ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f
Lived in cities my whole life. Moved to a town of 11000 people and I start university tomorrow for the first time at the age of 32. Here's to you all !Jan 2020 ⋅ brayshizzle ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f
I'm losing my best friend of 13 years. My heart is broken, drinking to compensate. Please raise a toast to Torti.Feb 2019 ⋅ Calliope719 ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f
Friendly reminder to proper dispose of 6 pack caddies by cutting the holesMay 2019 ⋅ mastercheifjr ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f
On a scale of 1-Steve Buscemi, how fucked do you plan to get today?Oct 2018 ⋅ CGP_Yellow ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f
Just found out my Physically and mentally abusive ex of 5 years cheated on me for the last year. Every upvote is another beer.Nov 2018 ⋅ Sevc977 ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f
Split up with girlfriend of 5 years tonight. Tomorrow it's time to start cutting back on drinking but tonight? Well...Cheers friends. I'm gonna go listen to Atmosphere all night.May 2019 ⋅ OpressedMojo ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f
Boyfriend of 5 years moved out today, what better than to get drunk hanging out with my dog!Nov 2018 ⋅ periwinkle8 ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f
Broke up with my gf of 3 years, my team is losing. This one is to you guysOct 2019 ⋅ Pkingduckk ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f
Losing my job of 11 years in 2 weeks, in debt, struggling with adhd, depression, and anxiety, single for the first time in 13 years, live alone and very sad most times, and breaking 78 days of sobriety (experimental, not an alcoholic) fuck it I need a break from life for just one night.Oct 2021 ⋅ TwigPunter ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #experimental,-not-an-alcoholic #not-an-alcoholic #experimental #f
At it again 😜🥂... not drunk yet, but I'm persistent. 😁 [f36]May 2022 ⋅ Rhea_Star ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f #f36 #36
Boyfriend of 3 years decided we need a break so he can figure out if this is what he wants. So here to day drinking!May 2018 ⋅ daydrinker101 ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f
enjoying a few too many white claws in the tub with a face mask & kitty headband... sunday scaries! [F23]Dec 2021 ⋅ darbydiddle ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #F
Take care of yourself tonight. Giving in to escape is too easy. My GF of 2.5 years cheated on me tonight and I broke the lens of my front camera, but it's more clear than ever to not put all hope and effort into 1 person. I don't know who to vent to, but I like you guys. Be good to yourselves.Nov 2018 ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f #5 #1
Accidentally bought 1L instead of 750ml oh well, bottoms up everyone (bonus dog photo)Feb 2021 ⋅ helloworldless ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #bonus-dog-photo #f #1
The combined faces of 500 /r/drunk users. Thanks for participating.Oct 2017 ⋅ WhirlingDervishes ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #r/drunk #f
Just found out my SO of 8 years was cheating on me. We broke up and she went to the new guy's place for the night. I'm spending the night with this.Mar 2018 ⋅ damdlux ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f
Celebratory “I quit my job of 4 years today for one that pays over twice as much” whiskey sour!! Four Roses is best bourbon.Aug 2019 ⋅ Crympt ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f
My dad gave me his set of 6 of these glasses at stage 4 cancer, then my dad went on to kick cancer’s ass, cheers to you dad.Feb 2018 ⋅ glop222 ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f #4
Finally quit my job of 10 years, it made me depressed and started to ruin my home life. Here’s to being drunk and unemployed!May 2019 ⋅ Jennywenny93 ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f
My dog of 13 years passed away in her sleep this afternoon. I’m absolutely broken so I’m drinking to her memory. Thank you for all the love you gave, Lulu. You will never be forgotten. You will always be the #1 good girl.Aug 2018 ⋅ lynceee ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f #1
I just found out my fiancee/girlfriend of 8 years broke up with me to move to another state with some other guy. Fuck it. Cheers to all the people that have suffered from heartbreak.Sep 2018 ⋅ jssryns ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f
F(22) Just broke up with my boyfriend of 3 years, sitting in a bar alone, 1 upvote equals so many less fucks given wooNov 2018 ⋅ VodkaAndButterflies ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f #22 #1
32/F ...Finalized my divorce today and found out at lunch that my company is eliminating my job as ofNov 2018 ⋅ southerngoaway ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #32
probably not the healthiest way to deal with my cats death, but f it.Jan 2023 ⋅ Amazing-Ad2371 ⋅ r/drunk
It's my 27th birthday. Im sat on my own drunk, my mum and dad forgot & my bearded dragon of 11 years died this morning.Aug 2018 ⋅ TheInspecta ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f #27
Since r/art is being a stupid PoS, i figured i show you guys my graphite drawings here! Took me 4 damn days to do this shit. Also drinking 2 out of 4 bottles of vino.Dec 2017 ⋅ CosmicOwl7 ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #r/art #f #2 #4
Cheers to the freakin weekend 😁 At least for me... 😜 [f36]Jul 2022 ⋅ Rhea_Star ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f #f36 #36
Just finished a gauntlet of 6 grad school exams since Halloween. I've never had a beer that tasted this good.Nov 2017 ⋅ TokenStraightFriend ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f
I have 20 litres of 6.8% cider all to myself. Time for a good night!Jan 2017 ⋅ DuncanBantertyne ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f #20 #8
Just broke up with my girlfriend of 5 years, cheers from Ireland!Mar 2016 ⋅ packiechan88 ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f
I moved into my very first apartment on my own at the age of 31. I’m celebrating watching “The Office” and enjoying some Bulleit Old FashionedsMay 2021 ⋅ VegasGuy1223 ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f
Just broke up with my partner of 3.5 years and found some 100 proof vodka. Cheers.May 2019 ⋅ chemgurrrl ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f #100 #5
My mom holding a bottle of 25 year old rum. You give me 100 upvotes in 15 minutes and she said she'll ching this bottle of nasty ass hairspray smelling bottle of grossness.Apr 2019 ⋅ dayzwasted ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f #100 #15
Caught Boyfriend of 10 years trying to go to a erotic message parlor. So I'm home getting drunk. CHEERS.Sep 2018 ⋅ misiko ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f
did dishes for a banquet of 57 tonight on my own. only took half an hour more to close. I DESERVE THISMay 2017 ⋅ Aeshir ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f
So I just said “F It” and start watching Phobia 2 on my projector, and drinking the wine.Apr 2021 ⋅ Tat3rToy ⋅ r/drunk
Just broke up with my GF of 3 years. Cheers, ya fucks! <3Mar 2020 ⋅ placervillian97 ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f #3
Grandma is about to pass and girlfriend of 3.5 years left me. So here's to you /r/drunk! Oh and I got work at 5 a.m.Feb 2016 ⋅ Fonty333 ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #r/drunk #f #5
Great job and bright future ahead after a soon to be divorce 32/f..heres a cold one to those who areMay 2018 ⋅ southerngoaway ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #32
I manage the liquor and such at a Walmart and a customer upped my drinking game today. Drinking for independence, not just because of 4th of July but for once I don’t feel like i have to go out with anyone and do shit i don’t wanna do. Independence of self? Idk but fuck yeah to thisJul 2019 ⋅ Quixoticvibin_ ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f
Just finished a week of 12 hour shifts with no drinking. Came home, all the beer was gone, but white wine from a mug will do fine. Here's to the super fast, one drink drunk!Jun 2019 ⋅ FightMilkLLC ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f
Broke up with my cheating boyfriend of 1.5 years but at least I have my friends!Jan 2015 ⋅ cillogreen ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f #5
Kicked covid's ass! Time to celebrate! Happy Saturday y'all 😁 [f36]Jul 2022 ⋅ Rhea_Star ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f #f36 #36
Boyfriend of 4 years left me tonight. Cheers to my recovering foster kitten!Mar 2019 ⋅ Could_be_a_bomb ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f
My soon to be best man and I each finishing off 30 bomb we splitDec 2014 ⋅ TheSealClubber ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f
This is the cheapest liquor I have ever had. $14 for a 1750 jug of 80 proof whiskey. It tastes great once you forget what whiskey is supposed to taste like.Nov 2019 ⋅ I_might_be_weasel ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f #1750 #14
My fiancee and girlfriend of 4 years just broke up with me on Snapchat after I called and vented to her about a nightmare i had where everyone I knew hated me. Drinks are on me.Sep 2018 ⋅ thatblackguyyouknow1 ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f
Grandmothers place got flooded found a stash of 60-70 year old bottles of whiskey. Happy thanksgiving friendsNov 2018 ⋅ krakenbum ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f #70
Found out my fiance of 2 months is still/has been married since Feb of 2016. Every upvote is another double of Wild Turkey 101! Cheers!Dec 2017 ⋅ kt199131 ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f #101
Won a bucket of 5 Blue Moon tallboys from my favorite pub. Looks like my night is set. Cheers!Aug 2014 ⋅ FrogGentlemen ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f
GF of 2+ years just ended things via Facebook (WTF)... Beverage time!Mar 2014 ⋅ seemylolface ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #WTF #f
At a party that my ex of 6yrs (broke up a month ago) is co-hosting. One updrink == one swigJul 2018 ⋅ inate71 ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #broke-up-a-month-ago #f
Fancy ass Japanese gin, angostura bark tonic, rose petal garnish; I’m balls deep into day 4 of 9 off work, with any luck someone will be balls deep in me later. 🤷🏻♂️May 2018 ⋅ affyerheid ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f #4
Boyfriend of 3 years left me for someone else. I work with him every day and haven’t had a sober night in a month... cheers or whatever.Nov 2018 ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f
Broke up with my girlfriend of three years this morning, but Banjo is in Smash now, so I give this week a Rotten Tomatoes score of 50%Sep 2019 ⋅ Slagothor ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f
Here is to my one year anniversary of finding out my then wife of 6 years had 3 separate affairs during our marriage and also a year of learning how to be a full time single Dad. I don’t have any wine glasses.Feb 2018 ⋅ Flerpty_Floopin ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f #3
Boss of 10 years is leaving. No idea if I can fill his shoes. God help me.Jul 2017 ⋅ johndebone ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f
SO of 4 and a 1/2 years says we are too different now for each other. Cheers to those who see this!Oct 2018 ⋅ person2person2 ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f #2 #1
My band just played our first show to a crowd of 7 people. They all clapped and seemed to enjoy our music. I'm just happy that my music could entertain 7 people. 😊Nov 2017 ⋅ Joeymonac0 ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f #7
Asked a girl out I've been crushing on. She's taken. Of course. So, cheers! Here's to seeing what room I'll wake up in tomorrow. Pictured is beer #4 of 12. Smooth as buttah.Nov 2017 ⋅ sweettaint ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f #4
I drank at least a quart of 80 proof every day from October to new years eve. I should be dead. AMA.Jan 2017 ⋅ CooterBrownJr ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f
Forever alone drinking game (x-post from f7u12)Sep 2011 ⋅ keleyeemoh ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f #x-post-from-f7u12 #7
GF of 2 years left me a couple weeks ago. My kitty kat, Rocky, is all I got :)May 2016 ⋅ ArthurTheAstronaut ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f
Went to Napa the other day, and decided to take full advantage of some end of year deals... We're only a family of 3.Dec 2012 ⋅ delrio56 ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f
I just got dumped by my GF of 3 yrs.. But the liquor store is only seven minutes from home so i got that going for me.Aug 2014 ⋅ GooseLafleur ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f
Greetings from Germany, the land of 10 half liter beers for 3 euro. Cheers!Jun 2013 ⋅ lespaul993 ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f #3
Walking home from a rave at half 6 in the morning and pass these dudes. Looks super cozy.Jul 2014 ⋅ Randlandian ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f
I got drunk, then hungry. This is the result of 6 minutes in my kitchen. I’m pretty excited.Jan 2018 ⋅ frostedrainbow ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f
My roommates and I managed to collect an entire deck of 52 PBR bottle caps before the end of summer!Aug 2015 ⋅ The_-_BipolarBear ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f
I drunkenly created this for you guys last night (x-posted to F7U12)Jun 2011 ⋅ DarcyMcCarbomb ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #F #x-posted-to-F7U12 #7
A 12 pack of 16oz Coors for $8? I love the Shell stationFeb 2018 ⋅ clintcranford ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f #12 #8
Turns out I had met her at the bar. (X-post from /r/f7u12)Jan 2012 ⋅ Dub124 ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #X-post-from #r #f #X-post-from--r-f7u12 #f7u12 #7
I put my best feline friend of 13 years down today. My 32nd birthday is tomorrow. At least I have left over birthday party beers to get me through.Apr 2015 ⋅ never0101 ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f #32
A Redditor has the one epiphany that I think we can all identify with [x-post from f7u12].May 2011 ⋅ aptadnauseum ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f #x-post-from-f7u12 #7
Bought 4 cornish drinks to take me from the age of 19 to 20. Two down, two more to go.Jul 2015 ⋅ -Rum-Ham- ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f #20 #4
Girlfriend of 2 and half years broke up with me. Taking a drink for every like this gets.....Apr 2018 ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f
This is around $400 worth of 40 ounces I drank in around a year. If I could have that money back I'd buy more beer.Oct 2014 ⋅ troublesomeness ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f #400
Happy new year from Texas. Let's finish off 2013 schwasted and with a bangDec 2013 ⋅ wayfaringbandito ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f
After a 3 day juice fast, I did PRECISELY what you're not supposed to do. Charcuterie board, carne asada chips, adobada California burrito, carnitas burrito with two rolled tacos inside, and a fucking DELECTABLE gallon of 7.0% Ballast Point Sculpin IPA. (I was blacked out after 3)Sep 2013 ⋅ dominicanlou ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f #I-was-blacked-out-after-3 #3 #0
Got my Jack Daniels below -5°F, it's practically a syrup, and oh so good!Oct 2013 ⋅ insipid_rhapsody ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #5
I used math to realize a 12-pack of Sierra Nevada Torpedo IPA has just a slightly higher amount of actual alcohol than a fifth of 80 proof whiskey.May 2014 ⋅ smileymalaise ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f #12
Girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me last weekend .. feeling good about the facebook status change with drink in hand.Feb 2013 ⋅ Muter ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f
Had to call off work after falling down the stairs due to ice on the way to work.Here's to getting yelled at tomorrow for calling off 30min before my shift!Dec 2012 ⋅ canuck_rob ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f
This guy ends up on the floor 9 times out of 10 at a party. He's also one of my best friends.Mar 2013 ⋅ jameslin34 ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f #9
Just quit my dead end job, my girlfriend of 9 years broke up with me yesterday, a week way from officially joining the military Cheers to the city that never sleepsSep 2018 ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f
Your boy got dumped for not having the balls to ask her to be my gf, 1 upvote = 1 phat G&TNov 2018 ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f #1
Overheard my GF of 4 years telling her ex that she isn’t as happy as she was with him. Tonight I drink! Cheers boys and girls!Jun 2018 ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f
It’s been a rough couple of weeks. Had to say goodbye to the most amazing cat of 5 years (rip Wookie), going through a breakup, and two of my close friends died days apart. Cheers to a better day :)Jul 2018 ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #rip-Wookie #f
I have to wake up for work in 3 hours but my girlfriend of 3 years just gave me the ole I don't love you its not you its me speech and these guys are the only ones here for me when it's all said am done.Feb 2014 ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f #3
Dad & I got blotto. Our dog died last Saturday, My Pa died on Tuesday (my birthday), my Mum was hospitalized this evening having suffered a brain aneurysm. We sunk the pictured empties in the best part of 2 hours.Jun 2018 ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #my-birthday #f
Just found out that after 7 months my ex of 5.5 years (whom I almost proposed to) is engaged. Posting this and giving my roommate my phone for the night. Cheers guys!Jul 2014 ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #whom-I-almost-proposed-to #f #7 #5
Vodka soda to ease the nerves & Nurse Jackie to remind me to stay the f*ck off opiates.Jun 2018 ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/drunk
Just finished my last of three papers due and the last of 5 exams this week!Mar 2014 ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f
Alone at the start of 2014 but I've still got my best friend, and you guys /r/drunk! Cheers!Jan 2014 ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #r/drunk #f
