Seafood Restaurant Birthday

Nov 2014 ⋅ ⋅

Once again, Walmart.

Nov 2014 ⋅

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See this hat? Tis' my cat.

Aug 2014 ⋅

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You know, for my Nissan Pick-Up.

Nov 2014 ⋅

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Fuck Yo' Sign

Nov 2014 ⋅

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Not exactly what you want to find in a cemetery at night.

Nov 2014 ⋅

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Yes. Yes it was.

Nov 2014 ⋅

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Job interview.

Apr 2014 ⋅

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Little Bitch

Nov 2014 ⋅

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Doesn't seem like she mistook anything to me.

Feb 2014 ⋅

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I'm buying this kid a beer, immediately.

Feb 2014 ⋅

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I don't trust this mannequin.

Dec 2013 ⋅

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I can't decide if this kid wins most creative or least creative sign.

Dec 2013 ⋅

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Close enough.

Mar 2014 ⋅

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This is apparently an ice cream shop...

Nov 2014 ⋅

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And not wearing a costume.

Oct 2013 ⋅

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Does it increase or decrease the bitchiness?

Apr 2014 ⋅

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Apparently this guy makes clouds.

Nov 2013 ⋅

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If it weren't for the sign I'd be confused.

Nov 2013 ⋅

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As far as badass names go...

Mar 2014 ⋅

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F the Police

Sep 2013 ⋅

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Bar decorates their tables with seized fake IDs.

Nov 2013 ⋅

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What's wrong with your face?!

Feb 2014 ⋅

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Roll call had just let out too.

Jun 2015 ⋅

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Lovely gift for the kids.

Apr 2014 ⋅

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I don't think they thought this advertisement all the way through.

Mar 2014 ⋅

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Just a friendly game of 624 cup beer pong.

Apr 2014 ⋅

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Try not to stare.

Nov 2013 ⋅

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Just when I thought this was going away, someone takes it to a new level.

Jan 2014 ⋅

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You can't trust him.

Jun 2013 ⋅

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Great new soap for those hard to reach spots.

Oct 2013 ⋅

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I think there should be a search function in the Discover Subreddits section where you can use search terms to find specific Subreddits.

May 2015 ⋅

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Random guy standing at an intersection in Maryland yesterday afternoon.

Apr 2015 ⋅

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By any means necessary.

Feb 2014 ⋅

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HIFW I see my link karma compared to my comment karma.

Nov 2014 ⋅

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Easily the most disappointing Xmas gift.

Dec 2013 ⋅

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HIF about this sub right now.

May 2015 ⋅

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I stumbled onto a freakishly large Petri dish.

Oct 2014 ⋅

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Liberal 101.

Dec 2013 ⋅

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He's got my vote. [x-post from r/toosoon]

Dec 2013 ⋅

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I'm the future, there will only be one taboo...

Sep 2013 ⋅

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Something something...thunderdome?

Nov 2014 ⋅

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It doesn't count if you're drunk.

Dec 2013 ⋅

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Flight 666 to HEL on Friday the 13th. What could go wrong?

Sep 2013 ⋅

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This has to be a tattoo, right?

Nov 2013 ⋅

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I finally gave in and bought a stroller.

Apr 2014 ⋅

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Thanks for voting for failure Michigan.

Jul 2013 ⋅

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Lingerie for Redditors.

Jan 2014 ⋅

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Guaranteed Blackout.

Nov 2013 ⋅

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I am invisible in here.

Mar 2016 ⋅

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Pulled up on this dude collecting money at a light today.

May 2015 ⋅

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Mobile Lobster Advert.

May 2015 ⋅

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Sounds like a tasty fender bender.

Oct 2014 ⋅

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Seems a little optimistic. Still bought it.

Mar 2014 ⋅

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I'm actually a horse. I'm actually a broom.

Jun 2013 ⋅

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That escalated quickly.

Mar 2014 ⋅

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There's a King of Spades stuck to the ceiling at gate K16 in O'hare airport.

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I can't be the only one...

Apr 2015 ⋅

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Good instructions from a holiday sweater.

Nov 2013 ⋅

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Looking good bro.

Jun 2013 ⋅

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Seriously, I'm at a total loss.

Nov 2013 ⋅

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My friend just bought an older house and had the ducts cleaned. This is the filter after the cleaning.

Oct 2015 ⋅

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I wish we had these schedules in America.

Oct 2013 ⋅

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Passive solar powered pool heater

Nov 2014 ⋅

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False Advertising.

Dec 2013 ⋅

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Just another day at the China Zoo.

Jul 2013 ⋅

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Just going for a swim.

Oct 2013 ⋅

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This restaurant bathroom has individual stalls for the urinals.

Feb 2015 ⋅

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I think there's videos for that now.

Apr 2014 ⋅

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The dollar in your pocket may have also been in here.

Nov 2013 ⋅

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Help Yourselves

Oct 2014 ⋅

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Shower beers are the best beers. I just ordered one of these.

Jan 2014 ⋅

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Browsing reddit on my phone in panel mode when this happened.

Dec 2013 ⋅

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What do you think, ground beef or pork chops?

Apr 2014 ⋅

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Drinking buddy Hall of Fame 2014 nominee

Oct 2014 ⋅

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Another day at WalMart

Aug 2013 ⋅

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They now have condoms for wine bottles.

Jan 2014 ⋅

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Black people not amused by white people.

Oct 2013 ⋅

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This is the design on the floor of a bathroom at a Tapas restaurant.

Aug 2013 ⋅

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Just go ahead, I'll get it myself

Jul 2013 ⋅

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I can't wait either.

Jun 2013 ⋅

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I always wake up for pizza.

Nov 2014 ⋅

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Also open until closing time.

Apr 2014 ⋅

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Creepy Squatch looks hungry for baby.

Aug 2013 ⋅

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I thought this was just common sense.

Dec 2013 ⋅

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An Asian film I never want to see.

Apr 2014 ⋅

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Chevron is very explicit with their warnings.

Oct 2014 ⋅

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As a child, I never got this joke.

Dec 2013 ⋅

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You don't say?

Apr 2015 ⋅

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Carls Jr seems to know their customer base.

Mar 2014 ⋅

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They pair so well together.

Dec 2013 ⋅

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May God bless the alignment of your sights.

Apr 2014 ⋅

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This guy basically has free best friend cards.

Sep 2013 ⋅

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Slight correction

Sep 2013 ⋅

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How I feel about Irish Whiskey.

Sep 2013 ⋅

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I'm tired of the monkey fighting falcons on this Monday to Friday plane!

Oct 2014 ⋅

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Tequila. Everytime.

Dec 2013 ⋅

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The dark beers can sneak up on you.

Nov 2013 ⋅

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I see your package of fruit, and raise you this mayo in my bosses fridge.

Jun 2013 ⋅

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Someone needs to explain this to me.

Jan 2014 ⋅

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Of course not. The news will do just fine.

Jun 2013 ⋅

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White Castle Wedding

Jun 2013 ⋅

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OfficeMax pays third party to mine for data - ends up addressing an advertisement to daughter was killed in a car crash.

Jan 2014 ⋅

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The worlds largest bat.

Jul 2013 ⋅

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Only a hoofbeat away.

Mar 2014 ⋅

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This is how you handle a snow storm.

Dec 2013 ⋅

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He just wants to make sure his flight is blessed.

Oct 2013 ⋅

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Beautiful Smile.

Oct 2013 ⋅

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Now that's all I'll think about whenever I see them.

Nov 2013 ⋅

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Nice legs

May 2013 ⋅

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Two Headed Pig

Jun 2013 ⋅

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I'm definitely doing this.

Sep 2013 ⋅

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My neighbor was definitely judging.

Dec 2013 ⋅

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Bizarre Hindu medical treatment for children. [repost b/c link failed]

Jul 2013 ⋅

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Britney? Is that you?

Oct 2013 ⋅

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I think the markdown price of $2 is still too much.

Sep 2013 ⋅

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Beautiful dress for her special day.

Aug 2013 ⋅

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Hairy Eyeball Mole

Jul 2013 ⋅

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GF was searching for scarves.

Jul 2013 ⋅

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I was unaware that could cause a coma.

Apr 2014 ⋅

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Breakfast of champions?

Oct 2013 ⋅

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The woes of the chapped.

Aug 2013 ⋅

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The internet has ruined me.

Dec 2013 ⋅

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