Family is what you make
Some good news.
Doesn't mean I have no purpose
Just one simple trick to save money
Specially at the moment
haven't heard from...
Just a thought
This. Is. Imporant.
We stan Doris
Children are cancelled
Though you all might enjoy this
Don't do that.
Child fees should be a thing and dogs should be free
Kumail Nanjiani gets it.
When you're child free and also a crazy bird lady
I'm gonna use this next time!
The only kind of baby clothes that matter
Worst trade ever
Since they're trying to ban abortion...
There's so much room for activities!
Me: want to see a picture of my dogs?
All of this and more my stricken friend; its beyond your wildest dreams.
I use this to justify small purchases too. $15 on candy because I’m sad? Well at least I don’t have kids. 🤷🏻♀️
I love it when things are oddly specific yet so accurate
HOW CAN YOU NOT WANT THEM
What could be more important than creating life?
Fur babies > skin babies
Found this tweet. I totally agree 👍
Everyone: 'Have a baby!' Me:
The absolute horror
The correct response
What do you mean you don't want kids?? Ahh you'll change your mind.
But why don't you want to have kids?!
I regret nothing
Motherhood is a trap!
Thankful for my boys and this community making me feel sane
Tote I saw at an expo this weekend.
I hope memes are allowed here
Not sure if this has been posted before. A must see!
How I see every baby at all times.
Just a reminder....
Excuse me while my eyes roll all the way back
Apparently we've got some CF people in Tulsa.
Oh don't worry, we know.
It’s not fair
When the grass is greener...
Lady No-Kids is my spirit animal 🙌
What I hear when breeders complain about this sub being hostile.
Petsitting for an older woman this weekend. This sign is hanging in her bathroom.
Our game is on point
The God will provide one is my fave. I always wanna say, if by 'God' you mean 'welfare' then yeah.
It do be like that
Came across this awesome blurb in my sociology textbook
Here's a new term you can use when referring to other people's children
Some don't think it be like that but it do
Posted this on my Facebook. Guess how many offended parents jumped in my comments -_-
Don't you know I'm special?
Everyday I'm more sure.
Found on a non childfree sub
Is this too upfront?
At least I don’t have kids. 🤷♂️
Oh yes!! Ladies and gentlemen, looks like the tide is turning in our favor
Go On, Sweetie
So this is what we're missing, eh? (GROSS)
HA HA HA
I love sleep
Hooray to Jennifer Aniston, who's turning 50 today. May she speak her childfree mind for another 50 years!
Came across this while browsing one of my fave subreddits
Saw this meme and thought you guys would enjoy it, too.
Pug Slide (found on Facebook)
Posted by a friend with a few kids on Facebook
I can’t believe this is still even a thing.
I finally got the book!
Figured this sub could find the humor in this
I hope this wasn't already on here
Why wouldn't you want kids?????
I kept getting bingoed at work so we finally decided to have a baby.
Me at every single family gathering surrounded by my breeder cousins and their million kids.
Haha not in this economy!
My response today to YoU'Ll cHAngE YOuR MiNd
Every day my brothers!
Saw this on SLPT.
The only reason I'm glad my sister wants kids
Posted on FB about how the parents behind me in the theater shouldn’t have brought their five year old kid to the very first showing of Endgame. There’s always one.
So...do I spray this on myself or on the children to repel the children?
Great view from here
Welp. There it is......
They got me - had to slow down for this one
Thought y’all might appreciate this new greeting card category at my local grocery.
I'm guessing more than a few of us feel the same way. [Humor]
I'm going to print out a stack of these and hand them out to people who bingo me
I wish more people realized just how much a bad parent can mess up their children
When you're CF but also a brilliant troll
Got an annoying comment from a nurse recently at a gyno appointment. My mom’s input always makes me feel better.
Have Fun!!! (Source: Raygun)
Get over yourself FFS
Sign in London
My bloodline ends with me
I fucking knew it!
Asking your doctor to document treatment refusal may aid in getting the treatment you ordered
[Humor] New car, new and larger decal
Dreams can come true, it can happen to you.
Sorry hun I don't want to join your 'buisness'
My wife and I announced that we bought a dinghy for our yacht like we we're having a baby.
And people wonder why I prefer dogs
I love Steve Hofstetter. Walter is his dog.
Oh my God, congratulations!!
(Humor) Double Standards
Pets are beautiful
Reason #476445 Why I Never Want Kids
This is why we can't have nice things
(Humour) This game me a laugh
This speaks to me
Probably the best way to die.
(Humor) Welcome the Most Beautiful Thing to The World!
This came across my fb feed. Yes!
My hairdresser place is not kidding either! I asked.
I participated in the #HugYourCatNotBaby raffle on Twitter and actually won! It's a signed copy, too :D
Haven't seen this posted here before, and it's very fitting
Way to call me out, Bojack Horseman
An on point gift from my youngest sister!
You feel differently when it’s yours!
Yeah, so hilarious for anyone who might actually want to learn
This about sums it up....
Quickest swipe of all time.
Learn from this man
A handy visual guide to parenthood
[Humor] “You’ll probably change your mind”
My spirit animal
Thought you guys would appreciate this