Child fees should be a thing and dogs should be free
Since they're trying to ban abortion...
Hooray to Jennifer Aniston, who's turning 50 today. May she speak her childfree mind for another 50 years!
Pug Slide (found on Facebook)
Please control your kids
Posted by a friend with a few kids on Facebook
Pets are beautiful
I love it when things are oddly specific yet so accurate
I love sleep
Posted on FB about how the parents behind me in the theater shouldn’t have brought their five year old kid to the very first showing of Endgame. There’s always one.
This came across my fb feed. Yes!
Lady No-Kids is my spirit animal 🙌
I hope this wasn't already on here
Way to call me out, Bojack Horseman
Learn from this man
And people wonder why I prefer dogs
The only reason I'm glad my sister wants kids
Haven't seen this posted here before, and it's very fitting
Thought you guys would appreciate this
Oh my God, congratulations!!
So...do I spray this on myself or on the children to repel the children?
I got invited to a holiday party, that I might actually go to after reading the description.
My bloodline ends with me
The time I trolled my entire family. It's been years, but I get snippy remarks about it to this very day.
Saw and had to share
Tom Green gets it
(Humor) Welcome the Most Beautiful Thing to The World!
Haha not in this economy!
That's exactly how it is.
I nominate our patron saint to be Jennifer Barkley of Parks and Rec:
(Humor) Double Standards
Perfect Christmas present for the kids of those who bingo you
The results of this poll warms my heart.
Finally found a sensible door policy
I love The Beaverton
Lazy Saturdays are my kinda thing!
I guess I’m not growing up 😆
My friend sent this to me [Humor]
Why wouldn't you want kids?????
The math checks out.
Found this one on Instagram 🤔
I think someone working in this store is childfree
If other jobs were treated like being a woe is me parent
No, this Halloween costume is scarier
Nothing beats it
This is why we can't have nice things
Condoms prevent minivans! Saw this while out shopping today!
My house was 13 miles from the 7.2 earthquake in Alaska. Mombie appears in Facebook post showing the damage to my house to make it about her baby. Too raw to reply with much chill.
Crazy cat lady
I think this is what a lot of women should hear
You just never know!
A Moment to Observe Helen Mirren- Child Free, Glamorous & Complete
What's that horrible sound?
(Humor) Mombies be Like:
Oh no, did I say that out loud?
Saw this and thought of this sub
Someone posted this to a Facebook cat group. I think they are one of us.
Asking the right questions
The Oatmeal knows what’s up
Mombie posts to Walmart's FB page asking them to replace the handicapped dressing room with a baby changing station.
[RAVE] My birthday present from my brother! He gets it.
A review for a coffee place in Barcelona; I’ve already been twice this week
Somebody call Shark Tank
From a listicle titled Disturbing Facts About 29 Seemingly Normal Cities. The horror!
6 hells, 6 naws
[Humor] “You’ll probably change your mind”
This speaks to me
What every family gathering feels ljke
Yea but what are you gonna do in 30 years without kids you will be so lonely and bored
Asking your doctor to document treatment refusal may aid in getting the treatment you ordered
A handy visual guide to parenthood
I found this gem in r/prequelmemes I knew right away you guys would love it
When you become a mother…
The proud parent - the oppressed SJW edition
No thanks, I like being a free elf.
RAVE Just saw this on the front page l, thought everyone here might like it.
It’s Almost Summer!
As of this morning, I'm 24 & sterile!
I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want
How I imagine people that have kids just because
George Bernard Shaw
more than a thousand words
THIS THIS THIS
Sucks to be you!
Where do babies come from?
Had a scare recently. Wife sent this to me at work for reassurance.
Today's the day I finally get fixed!!!
This guy gets it.
The Anti-Bingo Raccoon
It's a girl!
What's wrong with you!?
Mombies can even gatekeep being unhappy with extreme summer heat.
Your baby isn't the exception, Karen.
[Humor] you come into my house on the day my CF friend is to be married
But why imagine it, when you can live it for yourself?
No one cares that baby's on board
Found at Barnes and Noble
Pulling out is expensive
Another humorous repost
Cheaper By The Dozen - a horror film
I love going to the movies..
Turning Babies Into Better Babies (Humour)
The mind boggles
Found this on Instagram
It’s all fun and games until someone gets pregnant.
Marie Kondo knows what's up
Choices Choices [Humor]
All babies literally look the same
This goes out to all you fellas out there!
This kid gets it!
These are the right goals.
Not mine; found this on Facebook
How to Characterize People who are Bad with Money [OC]
A gift from my mom this Christmas. I even have a chihuahua!
Actual scariest costume ever
I got a vasectomy 2 years ago. Yesterday I went and got this tattoo (it's the official neutering/spaying tattoo that pets get in my country)
Writers for children’s cartoons get it
Tell me a story
My lovely Reddit Secret Santa sent me this!
Aww! So cute! [Humor]
I love Bojack Horseman .
i have never related to a tweet more. here’s to a child free halloween!
You ruined Christmas, you heartless monster!
We are u/Christian_Akacro and u/Kippiez and we met here on r/childfree Jun 16, 2016. Yesterday we got married! Ask us anything.
Xkcd has the right idea. Remember, being an adult means that YOU get to decide what being an adult means.