Child fees should be a thing and dogs should be free
Since they're trying to ban abortion...
Hooray to Jennifer Aniston, who's turning 50 today. May she speak her childfree mind for another 50 years!
I love it when things are oddly specific yet so accurate
Pug Slide (found on Facebook)
Posted by a friend with a few kids on Facebook
Lady No-Kids is my spirit animal 🙌
I'm gonna use this next time!
The God will provide one is my fave. I always wanna say, if by 'God' you mean 'welfare' then yeah.
Apparently we've got some CF people in Tulsa.
Pets are beautiful
Petsitting for an older woman this weekend. This sign is hanging in her bathroom.
Found on a non childfree sub
I love sleep
Posted on FB about how the parents behind me in the theater shouldn’t have brought their five year old kid to the very first showing of Endgame. There’s always one.
This came across my fb feed. Yes!
Everyday I'm more sure.
I hope this wasn't already on here
What I hear when breeders complain about this sub being hostile.
Way to call me out, Bojack Horseman
Learn from this man
And people wonder why I prefer dogs
The only reason I'm glad my sister wants kids
Haven't seen this posted here before, and it's very fitting
My bloodline ends with me
Thought you guys would appreciate this
Oh my God, congratulations!!
So...do I spray this on myself or on the children to repel the children?
I got invited to a holiday party, that I might actually go to after reading the description.
Haha not in this economy!
Me at every single family gathering surrounded by my breeder cousins and their million kids.
The time I trolled my entire family. It's been years, but I get snippy remarks about it to this very day.
(Humor) Double Standards
Saw and had to share
Why wouldn't you want kids?????
Tom Green gets it
(Humor) Welcome the Most Beautiful Thing to The World!
Some don't think it be like that but it do
I can’t believe this is still even a thing.
Saw this on SLPT.
That's exactly how it is.
Every day my brothers!
I nominate our patron saint to be Jennifer Barkley of Parks and Rec:
Perfect Christmas present for the kids of those who bingo you
The results of this poll warms my heart.
Finally found a sensible door policy
I kept getting bingoed at work so we finally decided to have a baby.
I love The Beaverton
Lazy Saturdays are my kinda thing!
I guess I’m not growing up 😆
My friend sent this to me [Humor]
My response today to YoU'Ll cHAngE YOuR MiNd
This is why we can't have nice things
The math checks out.
Found this one on Instagram 🤔
I think someone working in this store is childfree
If other jobs were treated like being a woe is me parent
Welp. There it is......
No, this Halloween costume is scarier
Nothing beats it
They got me - had to slow down for this one
Condoms prevent minivans! Saw this while out shopping today!
I'm guessing more than a few of us feel the same way. [Humor]
Have Fun!!! (Source: Raygun)
Sorry hun I don't want to join your 'buisness'
My house was 13 miles from the 7.2 earthquake in Alaska. Mombie appears in Facebook post showing the damage to my house to make it about her baby. Too raw to reply with much chill.
I think this is what a lot of women should hear
Crazy cat lady
You just never know!
Asking your doctor to document treatment refusal may aid in getting the treatment you ordered
A Moment to Observe Helen Mirren- Child Free, Glamorous & Complete
Asking the right questions
When you're CF but also a brilliant troll
I wish more people realized just how much a bad parent can mess up their children
What's that horrible sound?
(Humor) Mombies be Like:
Oh no, did I say that out loud?
Somebody call Shark Tank
Saw this and thought of this sub
This speaks to me
Someone posted this to a Facebook cat group. I think they are one of us.
The Oatmeal knows what’s up
[Humor] “You’ll probably change your mind”
6 hells, 6 naws
I love Steve Hofstetter. Walter is his dog.
Mombie posts to Walmart's FB page asking them to replace the handicapped dressing room with a baby changing station.
[RAVE] My birthday present from my brother! He gets it.
A review for a coffee place in Barcelona; I’ve already been twice this week
From a listicle titled Disturbing Facts About 29 Seemingly Normal Cities. The horror!
I participated in the #HugYourCatNotBaby raffle on Twitter and actually won! It's a signed copy, too :D
Sign in London
[Humor] New car, new and larger decal
What every family gathering feels ljke
Yea but what are you gonna do in 30 years without kids you will be so lonely and bored
When you become a mother…
A handy visual guide to parenthood
I'm going to print out a stack of these and hand them out to people who bingo me
Dreams can come true, it can happen to you.
I found this gem in r/prequelmemes I knew right away you guys would love it
Quickest swipe of all time.
No thanks, I like being a free elf.
The proud parent - the oppressed SJW edition
RAVE Just saw this on the front page l, thought everyone here might like it.
It’s Almost Summer!
My spirit animal
I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want
As of this morning, I'm 24 & sterile!
How I imagine people that have kids just because
George Bernard Shaw
Sucks to be you!
more than a thousand words
THIS THIS THIS
Please control your kids
Where do babies come from?
Had a scare recently. Wife sent this to me at work for reassurance.
Today's the day I finally get fixed!!!
This guy gets it.
The Anti-Bingo Raccoon
It's a girl!
One of them actually admitted that they're selfish!
And disposable income
What's wrong with you!?
Mombies can even gatekeep being unhappy with extreme summer heat.
Your baby isn't the exception, Karen.
[Humor] you come into my house on the day my CF friend is to be married
No one cares that baby's on board
But why imagine it, when you can live it for yourself?
Found at Barnes and Noble
Pulling out is expensive
Another humorous repost
Cheaper By The Dozen - a horror film