2 best friends moved more than 1000+ miles each, and its the anniversary when my 3rd best friend passed away. Clase Azul was needed. Each upvote is $0.25 to suicide prevention up to $1000. Let’s bring some light to it all. No joke - let’s fucking do this! If you need someone to talk to, message me.Apr 2019 ⋅ dosequisxx ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #1000 #25 #3 #2 #0
Work week is done. Found out my wife had multiple affairs. But, I work my ass off and I’m a good dad and good friend. She can fuck off. Cheers to my fellow Redditors, enjoy life even when it kicks you in the teeth! I don’t drink to avoid the moment, I drink to enrich it.Jan 2019 ⋅ throwaway1126960 ⋅ r/drunk
No sob story and no begging for up votes here. Life is good and so is the whiskey. Cheers!Feb 2019 ⋅ js7289 ⋅ r/drunk
Caught my gf that lived with me cheating on me with a guy that apparently got her hooked on heroin. I'm sad.Feb 2019 ⋅ EightBitBite ⋅ r/drunk
Its going to be a good night in Vegas. Every upvote one of us shotguns a beer.Apr 2019 ⋅ Gamma8gear ⋅ r/drunk
Miscarried a baby I was extremely excited about at 10 1/2 weeks. Fucking sucks.Feb 2019 ⋅ hadenbobaden23 ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #10 #2 #1
I don't have other friends or subs to confide in, but my dad just died and had this bottle set aside for either cure/death. Let's raise a glass to Dave. This will taste good on either side.May 2019 ⋅ hello_dali ⋅ r/drunk
My long distance bf dumped me and on the same day was tagged in a pic with his arm around another girl. Idc if you upvote or not, imma drink the rest regardless, just wanna ventJan 2019 ⋅ Kkbow38 ⋅ r/drunk
Spending my 21st alone, but hey, I know I got all y’all with me. CheersJan 2019 ⋅ DutchBrosGuy ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #21
Walked into work today and lost my job. Started drinking at 9:45 am. Today i drink. Tomorrow i start a new. Fuck this company.Feb 2019 ⋅ mikerockitjones ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #45 #9
Well i came home from work today and my girlfriend (who just moved in 2 weeks ago) packed all her shit and left. With no explanation. Every upvote is a shot of joyAug 2019 ⋅ Athletez2399 ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #who-just-moved-in-2-weeks-ago
2 years ago I was making 39,000 a year, today I got a job offer for 65,000. CHEERSSep 2019 ⋅ chicagodogmom606 ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #000 #39 #65 #2
Home alone drinking the worst beers I could find so I can start the new year at rock bottom, it’s only up from here Happy New Year you filthy animalsDec 2019 ⋅ EDHONLINE ⋅ r/drunk
The love of my life kicked me out a few days ago after I found out she was cheating on me. She threw all of my stuff out on the porch and while I was packing, I found out my grandfather had a stroke and died a few hours ago. Life sucks sometimes.Apr 2019 ⋅ U-Were-A-Mistake ⋅ r/drunk
Fiance dumped me, everything hurts. One upvote and I down this till I dont feel anything anymoreMar 2019 ⋅ Yung_Meezy ⋅ r/drunk
Broke up with my controlling boyfriend of three years. Cheers from Canada. 🥂Jan 2019 ⋅ fulloftay ⋅ r/drunk
For every upvote I'll play a song on my keyboard, no matter the numberDec 2019 ⋅ calumwhite24 ⋅ r/drunk
Last night I tried to kill myself, tonight I'm deciding to get sober. This is my last drink with you beautiful peopleMar 2019 ⋅ Salarmot ⋅ r/drunk
3 years of going behind my back to sleep with other men. Decided to finish a bottle with my best friend. He’s underage (14 in dog years) so looks like it’s all for me.Feb 2019 ⋅ deadm3ntellnotales ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #14-in-dog-years #3
Holy fucking SHIT i just found this hedgehog to while drunk as afuck. This is the most amazing creature I ever seen. Goddamn nature is wobderfulJul 2019 ⋅ Solid_SHALASHASKA ⋅ r/drunk
I’m drunk. This is my 9 year old good boy. We found a lump recently. Friday is vet day. Hoping for good vibes.Mar 2019 ⋅ NotTactful ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #9
My family took our 17yo white lab to the vet this morning to put him to sleep after a long battle with cancer... I'm calling this one a Mexican Mocha. If not to get me drunk, upvote for my puppy, Cougar!Jun 2019 ⋅ rip_commonsense ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #17
Hello r/drunk friends! I just thought I would drunkenly share my face gains after 108 pounds lost. Love you guys and gals.Oct 2019 ⋅ Burkolicious ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #r/drunk #108
I know that beer goes best with an empty stomach, but this is pretty good to. Cheers.Mar 2019 ⋅ Koffeinklas ⋅ r/drunk
My best mate has been missing for over a week now. I think I’ve come to the realisation that the worst must have happened to him so I’m going to get smashed tonight! Here’s to you Oscar! 😭Feb 2019 ⋅ v-tecjustkickedinyo ⋅ r/drunk
It’s 4:52am and I’m on my 10th rum watching the snow! Cheers you awesome people!Mar 2019 ⋅ rcborg ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #10 #52 #4
My drinking buddy Matt passed away recently, we had a pub crawl we use to do. Today im doing one last run. Heres to Mr.Walter Melon, miss you bro!Sep 2019 ⋅ IDoPokeSmot ⋅ r/drunk
i haven’t been drunk since New Year’s Eve. I was trying to wait a month to start up again.. but then i realized that was bullshit because life is hard.Jan 2019 ⋅ cupcakenutterz ⋅ r/drunk
This is for everyone who said they were only going to drink a little last night and ended up getting way too drunk, I’m right there with yaJun 2019 ⋅ texassipper ⋅ r/drunk
Company I worked 14 years with eliminated my position recently. Decided to take a break from applying to jobs and have 1 night for me to have fun, make a homemade pizza, drink, and watch cartoons.Jun 2019 ⋅ sporkachoon ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #14 #1
Hungover and don't know what to do? Crack open a Guinness and make some fuckin grilled cheese. I'm gonna be a good husband some dayJul 2019 ⋅ KungFooShepard ⋅ r/drunk
No sob story needed, here’s me just blacked out at 3am. Cheers everyone!Mar 2019 ⋅ blazeard ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #3
Pro tip- if you get stood up, just take yourself on the date and drink for the both of you.Oct 2019 ⋅ FRIESAH ⋅ r/drunk
I am lonely and depressed, so I ordered pizza and started drinking! Woooo!Dec 2019 ⋅ MiqueQ ⋅ r/drunk
Graduated last month, jobless, 500 miles away from my friends. Every updoot is a moral support.Jan 2019 ⋅ kirawashandsy ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #500
MRW I buy a $12 handle of vodka for guys night but it falls through and I decide to drink some of it anywayMar 2019 ⋅ Yarmuncrud ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #12
My brother has been battling brain cancer for 5 yrs and is now stage 4, my mom just got a similar diagnoses a week ago. My friends are going camping this weekend and I wasn't invited. Happy Friday.Jul 2019 ⋅ smartcookiecrumbles ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #5 #4
Sunday I found out my girlfriend of almost 9 years had been cheating on me for at least a year. Tonight she stopped by to pick some stuff up and her new fuck buddy drove her here to pick it up... have one for me boysAug 2019 ⋅ Ehenderson5400 ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #9
First time getting drunk with the boys. Each upvote will be raising my karma slightlyAug 2019 ⋅ PabloIsNotAGirl ⋅ r/drunk
Here’s to gathering the strength to leave an abusive marriage. Cheers!!Aug 2019 ⋅ Shttyktty ⋅ r/drunk
I'm losing my best friend of 13 years. My heart is broken, drinking to compensate. Please raise a toast to Torti.Feb 2019 ⋅ Calliope719 ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f
Five of these 1⁄2 liter Huda beers cost just over $4 so naturally I thought of you all. Vietnam is a fantastic place to drink.Jan 2019 ⋅ Fear_Jaire ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #4
Last drink in PA before making the drive back home to Texas due to a failed engagement. CHEERS!May 2019 ⋅ Blackrosegalaxy ⋅ r/drunk
Found out I passed my national welding certification exam! Rye Manhattan: Cheers everyone!Feb 2019 ⋅ kiwzatz_haderach83 ⋅ r/drunk
Told a toxic person I didn’t appreciate how she’s been treating me, I’ve lost weight, AND I’m happy. Cheers, good people!Feb 2019 ⋅ Longshanks_1 ⋅ r/drunk
Turning 30 today. So cake day i guess. Drink with me you lovley fools!Mar 2019 ⋅ hed89 ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #30
Going to college has been the worst decision I’ve ever made. In $60k debt to loan providers + couldn’t get approved for $15k to pay last semester so now I’ve been sent to collections. Whiskey neat bc the only rocks I hit are bottom. CHEERS!Jul 2019 ⋅ PrezHozee ⋅ r/drunk
Yes it’s still daylight. Absolutely I’m buzzing. 31. No Kids. Single. 1 Dog... I’ve got time.Jun 2019 ⋅ peteristhewolf ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #31 #1
Had to say good bye to this good girl after 14 years. Cancer is a bitch so cheers to this good girl.Mar 2019 ⋅ airmech_83 ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #14
I see your fuck you and raise you a fuck it. I'm drinking from the cup of a carpenterOct 2019 ⋅ acekick3r ⋅ r/drunk
Drinking for my best friend. I'll miss you Jax, you were the best dog I could've wished for. Time to to drink boys and girls. Cheers.Feb 2019 ⋅ D3p0rtmep1s ⋅ r/drunk
Finished my last treatment for stage 2 Hodgkin's Lymphoma today. Cheers to being cancer free!Apr 2019 ⋅ DcKnox88 ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #2
Nope, didn't get jumped, or in a car crash.. I fell over walking home smashed from the pub. Drink responsibly lads.Apr 2019 ⋅ TheSentinelsSorrow ⋅ r/drunk
Won a bet against my wife that I could make it 6 months without drinking, celebrating with a delicious porter.Apr 2019 ⋅ Lefty156 ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #6
Got dumped by the girl of my dreams... Upvote = sip. Help me out r/drunk!Jun 2019 ⋅ BigOLegend ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #r/drunk
I’m drunk, I’m playing train simulator, and I think I have a girlfriend now. Sometimes life is alright.May 2019 ⋅ Declanmar ⋅ r/drunk
Bastard owners stopped paying the rent at my (old) job. Announced they where closing effective immediately on Facebook without telling any employees. Co-worked saw post Facebook whilst we were on shift, fucking walked out then and there. Everyone lost their jobs. Cheap Wine & OJ. CHEERSApr 2019 ⋅ skyhippies ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #old
I’m super drunk and life is mostly good I mean sometimes it’s also not good but mostly good anyway here’s a pic of my puppy because of who life’s mostly goodJan 2019 ⋅ dhwanitc ⋅ r/drunk
I got fired from my job last Friday, and I already have an interview set up for Monday. Cheers to better opportunitiesAug 2019 ⋅ GManEtch ⋅ r/drunk
Here’s to all those who travel away from their families and friends to earn a living and those who know how lonely life on the road can be. Drinking about my millionth beer by myself as I celebrate 10 years in the job.Aug 2019 ⋅ aljobar ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #10
I work 7 days on, 7 days off in a coal mine. Here’s to the start of a good 7 days offApr 2019 ⋅ eurekaLG ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #7
I won a raffle and got tickets to a suite to watch The Rolling Stones; the beer is complimentaryJul 2019 ⋅ ThePeoplesBard ⋅ r/drunk
After 10 months... it's official I'm DIVORCED! Bittersweet but using the bitters on this Tito's and the sweet on this happy smile! Cheers!Sep 2019 ⋅ Burklinas ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #10
Last night together with the bitch I was raised with. She’s struggling and it’s time. No amount of scotch is gonna fill the hole she leaves behind. Pour one out for our our furry friends folksDec 2019 ⋅ maxhoff322 ⋅ r/drunk
Greetings from Scotland. Drinking on a Tuesday afternoon and this cocktail called ‘Russian Spy’ was a necessary purchase.Sep 2019 ⋅ dawnbag ⋅ r/drunk
Start your morning right with nobody showing up for brunch so now you get the bottle to yourself, just like you secretly wanted.Jan 2019 ⋅ Blackrosegalaxy ⋅ r/drunk
