Drove 9 hours for my dad’s wedding just to start showing covid symptoms the night before!Nov 2020 ⋅ Chizumaru ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #9
This is my 9 year old good boy. We found a lump recently. Friday is vet day. Hoping for good vibes.Mar 2019 ⋅ NotTactful ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #9
After 9 years together, my best friend and I finally got married. Time to celebrate!Oct 2018 ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #9
Started drinking at 9:45 am. Today i drink. Tomorrow i start a new. Fuck this company.Feb 2019 ⋅ mikerockitjones ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #45 #9
Sunday I found out my girlfriend of almost 9 years had been cheating on me for at least a year.Aug 2019 ⋅ Ehenderson5400 ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #9
It's 9:30 pm on my side ofcthe world and all I need in cask strength whiskey and music.May 2020 ⋅ eatmadic ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #30 #9
My wife thought that after being pregnant for 9 months and waiting 3 more months before drinking heavilySep 2016 ⋅ Bucknathty ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #3 #9
Grand Rapids Beer painting I'm currently working on. 4 foot by 9 foot.Jun 2016 ⋅ Bocklax12 ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #68 #9 #4
Working 10 hours on third shift means tequila sunrises at 9am are A-Okay.Jul 2017 ⋅ GoofyGooberNumba1 ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #10 #9
Walking around my neighborhood visiting all the breweries. Total walking distance should be about 7.6 miles. First pint is 9.4% this is gonna be a log day hahaJan 2017 ⋅ curiousguyhere985 ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #7 #6 #9 #4
You member that time it was 6pm.. well it's almost 9 am..imm cheers ?Nov 2017 ⋅ crazeefrazee380 ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #6 #9
My friends paid this woman to pour 9 shots of fireball down my throat, spin me around, rub her tittiesDec 2017 ⋅ IAmABouncer ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #10 #9 #8
I’m getting divorced and have $9 in my bank account. Here’s to you fuckers.May 2019 ⋅ CaptainDripp ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #9
It's my 30th birthday. I've been drinking since noon and it's 9pm now. Hanging outside with my wife, listening to oldies. Life is good.Jun 2018 ⋅ lowend311 ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #30 #9
When you work nights, every morning is a good morning to get questioning looks at 9amOct 2018 ⋅ CoolingtonBeans ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #9
Sunday 9pm at my local Subway this drunk lad found a nice place to take a nap. 'Straya in one image.Apr 2014 ⋅ momomomomomomomo ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #9
Finished a 9 hour shift in the bakery, now beers in the sun, goddamn paraside I tell you.May 2018 ⋅ Unfidel ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #9
Shout out to my 9 to 5-ers, you enjoy this Friday in yo comfy clothes!Oct 2018 ⋅ lotttiiee ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #5 #9
I've been drinking Mimosas since 9AM and I can't stop laughing at this picture of my cat. Send help. (No cats were harmed in the taking of this photo)Aug 2018 ⋅ mabolles42 ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #No-cats-were-harmed-in-the-taking-of-this-photo #9
Knock me down 8 times, I'll get up 9. (This baby fell over at least 8 times.)May 2018 ⋅ HooochieCooochieMan ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #9 #8
Just got confirmed my graduation for my Bachelor's degree after a 9 hard years.Dec 2020 ⋅ gorillamaster13 ⋅ r/drunk
Irish girl getting tipsy on a Sunday night ;) I’m looking forward to a five day 9-5 community mentalNov 2021 ⋅ Ellenetic ⋅ r/drunk
spent walking through Afghanistan, an EMT certification, and two degrees, I can now have a soul sucking 9-May 2017 ⋅ MTNVINNY ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #5 #9
This is in the Futurama opening S9 ep.1. Exactly what I deal with.Dec 2013 ⋅ LeSpatula ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #1 #9
Got off work at 9. Bought alcohol free beer and spiked it with vodka.Jan 2017 ⋅ SomeNorwegianChick ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #9 #8
Finished. 15 hour shift 9 hours ago. Been drinking Kraken and Doom SnapMap since. Not even tired.May 2016 ⋅ Aquamaniac7 ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #15 #9
Party last night. Been drinking again since 9am. Here's you makers mark and r/drunkAug 2015 ⋅ toomuchkungfu ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #r/drunk #9
Westmalle 75cl 9.5% belgian beer, always get good stuff when my belgian relative visits!Jan 2015 ⋅ ghuldorgrey ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #75 #5 #9
This guy ends up on the floor 9 times out of 10 at a party. He's also one of my best friends.Mar 2013 ⋅ jameslin34 ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f #9
I sent my sister a snapchat of me doing a shot at 9 AM this is our text conversation.Mar 2014 ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #9
Well time to get drunk grandpa died to day 5/9 people in this pic are now gone, I am the kid in blue.Jun 2012 ⋅ Tarconus ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #5 #9
Fancy ass Japanese gin, angostura bark tonic, rose petal garnish; I’m balls deep into day 4 of 9 offMay 2018 ⋅ affyerheid ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f #4
Drunk off a 12% stout and gotta work at 9am. Let’s go! Friday night has never felt so great. How’s it going fellow alcohol consumers?Nov 2018 ⋅ mertmerdernerder ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #12 #9
Got hired into work I've been a temp at for 9 months, time to celebrate!Mar 2016 ⋅ Reignofmongo ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #9
Supposed to read 90 pages of international relations theory and present on it tomorrow at 9, had someDec 2018 ⋅ Omnicide102 ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #90 #9
They sell these at Walmart for $9 and it’s the best bang for your your buck.Nov 2021 ⋅ Trav119 ⋅ r/drunk
It's an early weekend for me so I'm drinking for all you 9-5-ers! You can do it!Nov 2014 ⋅ plushlife ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #5 #9
9:30 A.M..Sierra Neveda Torepdo IPA (I work at night)Aug 2013 ⋅ hilarious_hound ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #I-work-at-night #30 #9
First time trying these, not bad. 15 pack for 9 dollars. First beer of the night!Dec 2018 ⋅ revolution1solution ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #15 #9
Have any of you ever had this? This stuff is awesome. 9.7%Dec 2016 ⋅ YoungAmsterdam ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #7 #9
Just finishing up 9 months in Korea with the Army. Thought y'all might appreciate this.Sep 2018 ⋅ rsuntildawn ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #9
Started a new job after 9 years of the old one. Had to celebrateDec 2020 ⋅ smashbenjamin ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #9
9.5% Per Bottle and a Sharp taste smoothed over Ice. No wonder my cup wont stay empty. 2 down, 3 to go, and im sure as hell getting there.Oct 2018 ⋅ Dapper_Chapper ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #5 #3 #2 #9
Relationship of 9 years just ended tonight. I'm going to drink this until I can't feel feelings!!Jan 2015 ⋅ imanokayguy ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #9
24pack Thursday! Finals are over and we all agreed to daydrink a case a piece. Unfortunately my roommates are being little bitches... It's already 9amDec 2017 ⋅ Jocaal ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #24 #9
Worked a double today, 9th shift in a row. Find out about a promotion tomorrow. One candidate walked out three days before the interview, another just flat out didn’t show. One to beat out wish me luckAug 2019 ⋅ the35thoptic ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #9
This is 6 better-than-average Argentinian Malbecs, 9 long cans of Guinness and Imperial IPA and someMay 2022 ⋅ thebigleobowski ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #and-some-other-unimportant-stuff
GF is asleep, time for me and the pups to have some drinks. 9.5% ABV? Yes, please!May 2018 ⋅ elusivecondor ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #5 #9
You know you’re doing it right when you got a dedicated mini fridge. (9/18 PBRs, 4 Steel Reserves, 3Jun 2018 ⋅ luseferr ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #and-a-bottle-of-wine #M #4-Steel-Reserves #9-18-PBRs,-4-Steel-Reserves,-3-Mickeys,-3-Magnums,-and-a-bottle-of-wine #3-Magnums #3-Mickeys #18-PBRs #9 #3
I just drank 9 beers and I'm still sad wtf can i get a refund?Dec 2018 ⋅ 0nes_and_zer0s ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #9
When Newark intl doesn't open the bars until 9am so you break into the flight stashSep 2017 ⋅ LiquidFix ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #9
At a wedding of a friends, had 9 of these bad boys. Hello again r/drunkJul 2013 ⋅ PenguinFajita ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #r/drunk #9
9am and I've got the hangover from hell, let's hope the rest of this bottle will fix thatNov 2017 ⋅ Hiphop0potomaus ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #9
Working 6 days a week in a busy restaurant will make youndo things like this,and yes i have work at 9Sep 2018 ⋅ ghostchili1979 ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #6 #9
9% alcohol, 500mL cans of Chuhai . 3 for ¥400, how could this be a bad idea?Jul 2018 ⋅ MongooseDog85 ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #400 #500 #3 #9
Wife went home at 7, friends called it at 9. Cheers to all the last ones out.Sep 2018 ⋅ chain_shot_chuck ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #7 #9
Fuckin Pickle-Mary Shooter. All of the health benefits of a Bloody Mary at 9am with the bonus of being served in a dill fuck pickle.Aug 2016 ⋅ IAmBecomeGay ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #9
9,500 miles from home. Waiting for my brother at Hong Kong Airport for 2 hours with nothing better to do!Sep 2018 ⋅ meatfacepete ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #500 #2 #9
9 o clock beer it is. Went to a greek bar last night. don't remember much. Must have been good.Aug 2022 ⋅ DoesItDoBeLikeThat- ⋅ r/drunk
Great, shitty whiskey to go with my first viewing of DS9, last season.Aug 2020 ⋅ tadalek ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #9
Newly single, have to live with her for another 9 months. At least now I have time to get creative.Aug 2018 ⋅ Gege_thebutcher ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #9
Girlfriend of 9 years left me today. Drinking till I black out.Mar 2019 ⋅ stupid_fn_mistakes ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f
Day 9. Benign. Bee line. Be mine? I don't know, I'm just drinking.Oct 2018 ⋅ BrokenArcherBow ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #9
Had 3 of these in about an hour to start out the night right. At 9.5% each, the buzz is starting to hit real good. Cheers!Jun 2012 ⋅ sgrodgers10 ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #3 #5 #9
I start my new job on monday, my first big boy 9-5 lets fucking gooooo!Aug 2018 ⋅ IamTheRothBot ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #5 #9
Just quit my dead end job, my girlfriend of 9 years broke up with me yesterday, a week way from officiallySep 2018 ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f
Quantity over quality. Local cvs had these 12 packs for $9.99. Nov 2012 ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #12 #99 #9
9am on a Saturday. No responsibilities this weekend. First time in months. How’s everyone’s weekend going?May 2018 ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #9
9 pack of 16oz Coors is 20.00 in Pittsburgh, PA. Here's to the sub Reddit.Aug 2017 ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #f #00 #20 #9
If the caps win tonight, I will drink the entire bottle of wine in my fridge (FYI, I’ve had six 9% beersMay 2018 ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #5 #9
We had a rough night Friday, followed by a bourbon tasting at 9 am. This is the face of a champion.Nov 2013 ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #9
i think ive had about 6-9 of these and now im gettin drunk. and i just wanna chat nonstop untul goingNov 2014 ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #6 #9