The threat of alcohol poisoning is real, especially on St. Patty's Day. Here's this neat bracelet that can help keep track of how much you've had to drink.Mar 2015 ⋅ TheSheepdog ⋅ r/drunk
Got drunk and bought a Groupon for a professional photo shoot...my best bros did not disappointDec 2015 ⋅ Suburban_Jesus ⋅ r/drunk
come over and drink [X-post from me_irl]Nov 2015 ⋅ batterynotincluded ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #X-post-from-me_irl
16oz 4 pack rang up $1.09. I did the right thing and cleared the shelf.Jul 2015 ⋅ chacobelle ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #09 #16 #1 #4
When your wife is mad at you because you're black out drunk (again) but you're smart enough to get her flowers.Oct 2015 ⋅ Maklo_Never_Forget ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #again
Both my coworkers were caught stealing over 10K, and Im the only employee left. Here I am on my 37th hour of work since Friday.Jun 2015 ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #10 #37
Yesterday, I got my PhD. Today, I drink Irish whiskey straight from the bottle.Dec 2015 ⋅ derperio ⋅ r/drunk
Wandered into a Filipino barbeque at the end of a night and was met with free beer, karaoke, and pig intestine. Alcohol is amazingOct 2015 ⋅ denob ⋅ r/drunk
I am a Bouncer. Going to clean bathrooms at 3 a.m. when I found this. Damnit all to Hell.May 2015 ⋅ IAmABouncer ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #3
Picture of an American [me] drinking Canadian whiskey in an Irish pub in the Czech Republic served by a Scottish bartender taken by a server from Belarus.Jan 2015 ⋅ imgoodish ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #me
This guy I'm in a group project with always sends the most hilarious drunk textsFeb 2015 ⋅ EvTheSmev ⋅ r/drunk
I drunkenly made a T-Shirt once. Totally forgot about it when it arrived a few weeks later.Nov 2015 ⋅ rooowdy ⋅ r/drunk
Woke up at 10am Sunday morning after a night of heavy drinking and thought it was Monday and I was late for work likeOct 2015 ⋅ ls3095 ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #10
Truth (xpost from /r/funny)Dec 2015 ⋅ rockinchizel ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #xpost-from--r-funny #xpost-from #funny #r
They said don't drink and prime, but they didn't count on drunk me having remarkable taste in shower curtains.Nov 2015 ⋅ machetedamadman ⋅ r/drunk
When my boss asks me why I'm drinking martinis at lunch, I show them thisFeb 2015 ⋅ VCUBNFO ⋅ r/drunk
MFW my I realize my husband is halfway through a crown and red bull.. Without knowing I'd already mixed 100 proof vodka into the red bull.Sep 2015 ⋅ ren410 ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #100
My ex moved out, and she left these 78 bottles behind... presumably to help me cope.Jan 2015 ⋅ shyguyJ ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #78
Was asked if I was yelling outside on a Saturday morning because I was drunk.May 2015 ⋅ Rabbi8meat ⋅ r/drunk
A bar for everyone. (x-post /r/omaha)Nov 2015 ⋅ mesquirrel ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #x-post--r-omaha #x-post #omaha #r
Girl I like cancelled our plans to go to the cabin, so I'll day drink with you r/drunk instead since I already bought my alcohol. Every 5 upvotes = a shot and while we're at it, AMA.May 2015 ⋅ ItryHARDatLIFE ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #r/drunk #5
Lost my job of five years this past evening, buddy took me out for a few drinks. Job hunt starts tomorrow wish me luck mates!Jul 2015 ⋅ J8307 ⋅ r/drunk
So my GF got drunk and started composing a letter to Derek Jeter... I wrote it downJun 2015 ⋅ AgJd2011 ⋅ r/drunk
DEFINITELY me when sending texts drunk! It's actually me right now!Jun 2015 ⋅ Redstrawberry35 ⋅ r/drunk
I see your 1.09 six pack and raise you $1.99 12 pack PBR at Kroger .Jul 2015 ⋅ ButtNuster ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #12 #99 #09 #1
Boss says, We're now allowing the department to work one day a week from home. My reply, If you insist!Aug 2015 ⋅ drewby80 ⋅ r/drunk
Look at this cute little bastard I just adopted, he thinks he's human!Jan 2015 ⋅ ThatKennedy ⋅ r/drunk
Had to go out of town for work. There was a bar attached to the hotel and my boss paid for all my drinks...Nov 2015 ⋅ WatchYouSleep ⋅ r/drunk
I'm a pilot who's off today so I drank a bunch of beer and am going to leak something huge to all the SHEEPLE!Apr 2015 ⋅ OccupyMyBallSack ⋅ r/drunk
Got fired, wasn't accepted to grad school: Jameson and Coke with some Adventure Time kind of night!May 2015 ⋅ blindfishy ⋅ r/drunk
Only one class tomorrow and a 3 day weekend, this is gonna be me.Jan 2015 ⋅ ShakaZulu1 ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #3
It's that time of year again where I have to interact with extended family. This is how I plan to cope.Nov 2015 ⋅ Redstrawberry35 ⋅ r/drunk
Got drunk and left my truck at the bar. Then all of the sudden, flash flood. Fuck.May 2015 ⋅ IAmABouncer ⋅ r/drunk
Turn your beer box into a cooler by spraying it with a super-hydrophobic spray from the hardware store so it doesn't get wet. Throw it away when you're done, and there's no bulky cooler to drag around.Oct 2015 ⋅ Handicapreader ⋅ r/drunk
Still hammered from last night, this was my only thought in class at 8 a.mJan 2015 ⋅ IAmABouncer ⋅ r/drunk ⋅ #8
The only thing better than a punching machine in the bar, is a drunk trying to kick one.Jun 2015 ⋅ Handicapreader ⋅ r/drunk
